第二章药王南帝
“谁？谁在说话？”
“shaonianmohuang，laofunaishangguyaowang，nandi。”
“shangguyaowang？nandi？”
chennanmeitouyizhou，ganjuezijiyudaoleyigeshazi，“laotouer，nishibushikanxiaoshuozouhuorumole？”
“shaonian，nixiankankannizijishenshangdeshangkou，kefouquanyu？”
chennansuiranshishazi，keshiyishiyizai，duiyuganggangshenzhizheisannianfashengleshenme，tayiqingerchu，zhishizhenggedeshentiheyishi，wanquanbushoutakongzhi。
chennanmangkanxiangzijigangganggewandedifang，zheiyikanjingranjingqidefaxian，shangkoubujianle！
erqietashenshanggangganghaikaichangpoduzuoshoushudedifang，yemeiyoulesihaodehenji！
“zheishizenmehuishi？！”chennanzhenjingbuyi。
“shaonian，nikecengxiang，zijizheisannianmingmingyishiqingming，queweihezhinengrushaziyibanhuozhe？”
“nandao......zheidoushinigande？！”
chennanborandanu，zuanjindequantouniedechengchengzuoxiang。
“是。”
laotouerbingmeiyoufoujue，canglaodeyuqizaiqi，“shaonian，wowuxinhaini，zhibuguosannianqianworuoguoxiangchenggongdujie，bixuyaoyilvhewoxiangtongdelingpo，erzhenggeshishangzhiyouniyigerendeyuwoxiangfu，shichujinji，weijingnideyunxu，sizichouzoulenidelingpo，duici，laofushenganxiukui。buguoshaonian，zuoweibaoda，woyijiangwoyaowangnandidebishengsuoxue，quanyirongrunidelingpozhinei，tongshihaiweinidakaileshihaikongjian。yihouzaizheigeshijieshang，zaiyemeiyourennengqifunile。”
“！！！”
chennantingba，gengshizhenhanbuyi，zheizhonggenbenwufayongkexuejieshidedongxi，chedidianfuletadenaohai！
keshidangtanaoziyizhuan，yitiaotiaoguanyuyixue、yiqiantaconglaimeiyoushezuguodedongxi，quandoufuxianzailetadenaohailimian！
“laotouer，ni......nishizenmezuodaode？”
chennanyinweijidong，yuqidouyouxiezhandoule。
“zheishishang，haiyouwoyaowangnandisuobunengzhishi？shaonian，nijichenglelaofudebishengsuoxue，congcibianshiwonandihouren，zhengjiuyaowanggudezhongren，yihoubianluozailenideshenshang。haole，shichendaole，laofuyegailikaile。shaonian，xiwangtari，nengyoujihuiyuni，bajiuyanhuan......”
laozhehuayingangluo，xuanfuzaishangkongdeshoushudaosanfachudeguangmang，yishunjian，turanxiaoshi！
“南帝？南帝？”
chennanlianzhehanleliangsheng，yemeiyoudedaolaotouerdehuiying，xuanfuzaikongzhongdeshoushudao，henyoulingxingdehuidaolechennandeshoushang。
chennanjingqidefaxian，zheibashoushudaoshang，jingyouyizhongrangtananyiyanshuodeqinqiegan，chennanzhidao，zheiyidinggennandiyouguan。
meiyouduoxiang，tabashoushudaoshouxia，shouleshouxin，ganmanglikaishoushushi。
xianzainaohailimianyoulezheimeqiangdadeyishu，chennandiyijianxiangdaodeshiqing，bianshiganjinhuijia！
jijiazhongtanhuanzaichuangdelaoba，jichedizhihao！
buguangruci，xianzaizijiyoulenandideyishu，tayidingyaoyangmingliwan、ganchuyifanshiyechulai！
raner，gangchuyiyuan，xianshijiujilechennanyidangtoubanghe。
tashenshangyifenqiandoumeiyou。
打车，没钱！
weilejichennanzhibing，tamenjiadefangziyijingmaidiaole，yijiasikouren，zhujinlejinjinzhiyouershiduopingmi、shifenpojiupianyuandelaodanyuanloulimian。
neigedifanglishiyiyuan，jiusuanshidache，yedejiangjinyigebanxiaoshidelucheng，meiqian，zhinengzouhuiqule。
chennanyibianwangjialipao，yibianxiangzhenandideshiqing：tadaxuedeshihouyekanguoyixiexiaoshuo，limiandenanzhunagebushifeitiandundi、douzhuanxingyide，zenmedaozijizheili，jiuzhihuiyixieyishu？
nanbucheng：xianzailiuxingyishengliule？
chennannaozilimianziguzierxiangzhe，quanranmeiyoukanqianfang。
erjiuzaizheishi，gangdaoyigeguaijiao！
嘭！
和一个女生撞上了！
“啊！”
“duibu......”
tingdaonvshengjianjiao，chennanmangdaoqian，kechennangangyitaitou，huahaimeishuowan，yanqiandeyimu，zhijiebataheleyidatiao！
“meinvni......ni......nimeishierba？”
chennantiaojianfanshedeyanleyixiakoushui。
geweiganjuezijiyaofengle，jintianzijizheishizhuanglenamenzidexie，zenmesuoyoudedaomeishierdouluozailetatoushang？
zijidoubeizhuangfanzaidishangle，zheijiahuojingranhaizaineiwenzijimeishierba？
geweidunshijiudengleguoqu，“woyezheimezhuangniyixianikanniyoumeiyoushier？haibukuaifuwoyixia？”
geweiditouyikan，yitaoxiuxianchunxiakuandezhangxiuyifuzaishenshangtaodeyanyanshishi，meizouguanga！
zheijiahuozaihushuobadaoshenme！
难道是......
坏贼？
“chouhuaidan，nichibenxiaojiedoufu？”
geweizheicaishizhuyidao，chennanchuanzheyishenbingfu，meixinweiweiyijin：zheijiahuo，gaibuhuishijingshenbingyiyuanpaochulaideba？
jiehetaganggangshuodehua，gengshikendinglezijidexiangfa。
jintianzhenshidaomeidaojiale！
duizheyigejingshenbingren，geweizhidaoshengqiyeshibaisheng，ziguzierdepaleqilai，duoleduojiao，“jintiansuanwodaomei，pengdaonizheimegejingshenbing，nizuihaobierangwozhidaonishizaiwomenyiyuan，fouzeworangnihaokan！”
“我不是神经病。”
“shenjingbingdouaizheimeshuo！”
geweisuanshirenzaile，xiangdaojintiandiyitianshangbanjiuchidaozheimejiu，buganzaizheijixulangfeishijian，pailepaiyifu，jiuyaochaoqianmianzou。
chennanzaicitixingyiju：“meinv，dajieshangrenlairenwangde，zheiyangshibushitaizhaoyaole？”
戈薇要气炸了！
真是个神经病！！！
“nizheigeshenjingbing！benxiaojiejintianmeixinqinghenijiaozhen，nizuihaoqidaozijibieshiwomenyiyuande，fouzeyounidehaoguozichi！”
geweiqichongchongdemaikaibuzi，chaoqianmianyuanqu。
zijizheijinyiyuancaisannianshijianba，duanduansannian，zheigeshehuijiubiandezheimekaifangle？
“suanle，suitaquba。”
chennanlandequduoxiang，huijiageilaobazhibingyaojin。
chennangangyaomaikaibuzi，erzheishi，yigexiaopihaiqizhezixingche，qiaqiaocongtapangbianjingguo。
kandaozheixiaopihai，chennantongkongyishunjiandengda，zaiyicibeizhenzhule！
“xiaohainizhanzhu！”chennanmangjiaozhuxiaohai。
xiaopihaidanshoushouchache，lingyizhishouxiaosadenazheyigenbangbangtangfangzuilitianzhe，haoqidewenchennan：“shushu，niyoushenmeshierma？”
chennanyixiao：“xiaopihai，shushuwennigewenti：nichuanyifulema？”
xiaopihaitingba，dangjibakouzhongdebangbangtangtaochu，chaozhechennanbianshirengleguoqu，bupianbuyi，zhenghaozazaitademianmenshang！
“dahuaidan！nicaimeichuanyifuni！pei！”
xiaopihaiyijiaocaishangjiaodeng，qizhezixingchehuangmangtaozou。
chennanquxiabangbangtang，munedefangjinzuili。
cishi，yigeshifendadan，danshitabudebuquxiangdexiangfa，chuxianzailetadenaohaili！
透视！他有透视！