第五章 装过头了

第五章装过头了

tingdaochennanzheihua,zuixianjingzhude,bushidaobalianhetadeshouxia,ershichenyarou。

chenyaroulalelachennandeyijiao,yanshenshiyitaleyixia,“ge,nishibushihaimeihaoquana?”

chenyaroumolemochennandeetou,“youyidiandiantang,nishibushigaoshaole?zou,wodainiquyiyuan!”

chennanmantoudeheixian,zijizheixiangshifashaoderenma?

“rouyatou,womeibing,woshuodeshizhende,nimeiyoufaxian,nigewohezhiqianyoushenmebuyiyanglema?”

chenyarourenzhendedaliangleyixiachennan,caishidao:“shibuyiyangle,nixianzaihuzitezhang,yiqiannikeshimeihuzide。”

chennan:“......”

“hahaha!shadage,womeitingcuoba?niganggangshuo,niyaodadaowodaoqianweizhi?”

“zenme,meitingqingchu,haixuyaowozaizhongfuyibian?”

chennanlenglengyisheng,xintouzidao:zijixianzaiyijingbushizhiqiandechennanle,xianzaizijishiyouyaowangnandichuanchengde,chennannenggouqingxideganjuedao,cikedeta,wulunshicongtilihaishizhuyili,doubisannianqiandezijijizhonglebuzhidaoduoshaobei,zheiguliqi,duifuzheijigeren,kendingmeiyouwenti。

daobalianguyiluqilexiuzi,luchuletajianzhuangdegebo,youyiwuyideyouzaizijideshouxialianshangsaoguoyiquan,suihoukanxiangchennan,xixueyishengdao:“xing,jirannizheimezixin,wojinizheigejihui,nikankanwohewoshenhoudezheixiexiongdi,nitiaoyige?”

“jiushi,xiaozinitiaoa!yeyerangnisanzhao!”

“wobaozhengbuhuirangnicanfeixiaozi!”

“tiaowo,laozirangnijianshijianshishenmejiaokonglongkuaida!”

yihuorenqishixiongxiong,yigegedoushipilipiqide,kandechenyarouheliunainaishiyidiandierdoumeiyou,xianzaizheichennanhaoburongyibianzhengchangle,yaoshizairangzheiqunrenjidafeile,neibuquandouhaihuiqulema?

liunainaixinjidao:“yarou,kuaidainigegezou,zheiqianbuyaole,zanrebuqitamen。”

chenyaroudiantou,lazhechennan:“ge,zantingliunainaidehuahaobuhao,rouyatoubuxiangnizaichushenmeyiwaile。”

chenyaroudeleijiugenbuyaoqianside,youyicilihuadaiyu,sisidezhuaizhechennandeyifu,shengpayisongshou,diule。

daobalianyeshizaipangbianchaofeng:“shadage,tingnimeimeidehua,xianzaizhiyaonijiyeguixiakesangexiangtou,yejiubuzounile,zenmeyang?”

chennanmeiyoulihuidaobalian,huitoukanxiangmeimei,shenchushouqingqingcashitadeyanjiao,“rouyatou,zenme,congxiaodaodadouneimexiangxingege,zheiyici,buxiangxinle?nifangxin,zheijigejiahuo,haibugouwosaiyafengni!”

shuozhe,chennansongkailechenyaroudeshou,chaozheqianmianzouleliangbu,shenchushouzhiledaobalianyijitashenhoudeshouxia,“yiqishang,woganshijian!”

“**?xiaozi,nishizhenmeisiguohaishijiameisiguo?bage,ganta!”

“jiushibage,zheixiaozizhujinianyiyuan,jiubuzhidaoxingshenmingsheile,zairangtajinqudaiyiduanshijian!”

“霸哥,让我上!”

daobalianshenhoudeshouxia,yigegedoushibeijinule。

daobalianyebuliwai,tamolemozijideguangtou,mianseweiweizhengning,“shadage,goukuang!jiranniganshijian,neixing,womenyeganshijian,chaojiahuo!shang!”

daobalianyishenglingxia,yiqunhunhunfenfentaochutiaodao,chaozhechennanbianshichongleshanglai!

jianzheizhenzhang,chennanxinligedengleyixia,nima,zheidajiahaizhendongdaozide?

chennanyixiazijiuhouhuile,yaowangchuanchengjitadeshiyishu,zhibingde,bushidajiade,zhei......zheizhenzhuangbiguotoule。

yigeyigetizhedao,zhuanyanjiuyaochongdaochennanshenqian!

“ge,nishentizenmezaiduosuoa?”

“zheimeduorentizhedaozi,wonengbuduosuoma?”

怎么办,怎么办!

chennannaozifeikuaidezhuan,turanxiangdaoleshenme!

yushi,chennanlianmangkanxiangdaobalian,jingenzhe,dakaitoushi!

zheiyikan,chennanlikexiangdaolebanfa!

chennanhuangmangshenchushou,zhixiangkongzhong,zuoleyigezantingdeshoushi,“bisaizanting!bisaizanting!”

daobaliandeshouxia,yigegedemengle!

bisaizanting?shenmewanyier?zheidangshidaleitaima?

ganggangbuhainiupihonghongde,xianzaisongle?

“shazi,nigaoshenmegui?ganggangbushitingniuma?xianzaisongle?”

jiulianchennanshenhoudechenyaroudoushiyouxiegaobudong,gegeshizaigaoxieshenmemingtangle。

chennansuiranxintoupengtiaogebuting,keshilianshangyijiuyifudanranmoyang,“benlaixiangzhejiuzaizheilidade,keshizhuannianyixiang,womeimeiheliunainaizaizheierni,zheichangmianshizaishitaiguobaoli,nalinengrangtamenkandao,nimenshuoduibudui?suoyia,wolinshigaibianzhuyi,budale!”

jingenzhe,chennanheiheiyixiao,“buguoni,ruguojiurangnimenzheimehuiqu,nimenyemeifagenshangmianjiaocha。zheiyangba,suishuonimenshifanggaolidaide,kekanzainimenyekenjieqianjiwomenjia,yemeiyouguoyuguofendebizhaidefenshang,wojuedingbangniyiba。”

chennanyanshenluozaibageshenshang,yanjingmichengyitiaofeng。

bagemolemozijideguangtou,heheyixiao:“nibangwo?xiaozi,wodaoshixiangtingting,nixiangbangwoshenme?”

“bage,niyoushenmenanti,yinggaibuyongwoshuo,nixinlibisheidouqingchu,zhiyaonidaying,womenjiaqiannimendeqian,yibigouxiaodehua,zheigenanti,wokeyibangnijiejue!”

“给老子玩花样?”

bagelianshangyinzezeyihen,nachubadaozifangzaishoushangqingqingmocengzhe,“xiaozi,genlaozishuahuayangderen,bushiquegebojiushishaotuide,niquedingyaogenwowanwan?”

chennantantanshou,youyiwuyidedao:“jirannibuxiangjiejue,neijiudangwomeishuoge,bage,nichideyaobushaoleba?suiranshuoyouxiea,xiaoguoshibeierbang,keshineifuzuoyong,keshiyeyinggaibuxiaoba?”

“temede,xiaozi,nicaiyoubingni,womenbageshenqiangtizhuang,xiangshiyoubingderen?”

“jiushi,niyiweisheidougenniside,jingshenbingyiyuanchulaide?”

“shuochuquyebupaxiaohua!”

ranerjiuzaizheishi,bagequeshichongzhetamenyidunpitounuma:“nimentemejilaozibizui,laozirangnimenzhangzuilema?gunyibianqu!”

bagezheifanying,rangyizhongshouxiadoushiyileng,zenmehuishi,bagezenmebangzheixiaozishuohua?

bagechaoqianzouleliangbu,humeijinsuo:“xiaozi,nidaoshishuoshuo,woyoushenmebing?”

“e?bage,niqueding,yaowoshuochulai?”

bagemianseweiweiyibian,erchennanyiranzoudaoletadepangbian,bagedejigeshouxiayaochongshanglai,bagebaishourangtamentuixia。

chennancoudaobagedeerbian,qingqingeryuleqilai。

suizhechennandehua,bagedemianseconggangkaishideweibian,daochennanhualuo,biandezhenjingdewuyifujia!

“ni......nishizenmezhidaode?!”

bagebuganxiangxin,chennanjingranliantazhiqianchiguodeyaodejutimingzi,dounengyizibuluodequandoushuochulai!

zheixie,keshichuletaheyishengwai,zaiyemeiyoudisangerenzhidao!

他是怎么知道的!

nanbucheng,tazhenyoubanfa?!

chennanyixiao:“yinwei,woshishenyi!”