“nizi，jizhenbizui，wennishenmejiudashenme，nifeihua，zhenjiuzouni！”
lishiminyishengnuhe，henhendidengleyiyanlike。
hedelikesuolesuobozi，weiqubabadedigudao。
“tingbudongrenhua，haidongshou，zhenguofen。”
“恩？”
lishiminmeitouyizhou，shengdiaoyigao，humuzhuanyiguolai。
“嘿嘿。”
likehanhouyixiao，chongzhefangxuanlingheduruhuishuodao。
“buzhierweidarenminghui？woguannimenerwei，tianlinggaijiutouluzheyigulingqi，naishikezaozhicai。”
“噗。”
kanzhelikezheibansuanmingxianshengdeyangzi，duruhuihefangxuanlingliangrenxiangshiyixiao。
“老夫杜如晦。”
“老夫房玄龄。”
“拜见三皇子！”
“si！fangmoududuan！shinimenliangge，guaibude，guaibude，woshuozenmejiuchuxiantingdedongrenhuaderenle，aa，fuhuang，bie，biedongshou！”
likegangjingyayiju，mingyundehoujingtiyoubeilishiminjinaniezhule。
“nizi，nizaifeihua，zhenjiubukeqile！”lishiminehenhendedingzhelike。
妈的。
zheinizi，zhangkoubikou，tingbudongrenhua，dangzhenshiqiren。
“sanhuangzitianzicongying，huopokeai，shenhao。”
fangxuanlingheduruhuiqueshixiaoyingyingdekanzhelike，chongmanlexiai。
suiranlikezitaixiaozhangsiyi，danrenjiakuazijiliangrenle，en，sanhuangzizhenbucuo，youyanguang。
“ai，gennimenshuoba，chuangjiaozuodakang，erdishangdezejiaozuodinuan。”
likezhengtuolishimindedashou，zoudaofangxuanlingheduruhuideshenbian，angzhexiaonaodaiyishikaikoushuoleqilai。
“dinuan，benyinggaiyongreshuizaixialaitigaowendu，danxianzaiyemeizheigongyi，suoyiyongyancongyexing。”
“zaidimianjianzaoyandetongdao，huoyanranshaodechulaideyan，yeshiyouzugoudewendu，yancongdimianjingguoyiquan，zuihouzaipaichuqu，tongyanghuijidimianzengjiawendu。”
“zheiyang，zhenggewuziyehuiwennuanyixie，dangendakangxiangbi，haishichaleyixie。”
听着李恪的话。
duruhuihefangxuanlingliangrenyishizhouzhemeitousikaoleqilai。
“sihukexing，yanshixiangshang，dimianjianzaoxiangxiayixie，yantongguo，queshihuirangbiluwenduzengjia。”
“bucuo，putongshengwen，sunhaobingbuda，hedakangyitongshiyong，erdakangyenenggouliyongyanlaizengwen。”
“suoyanshenshi，ruozhijianyigexiaowuzi，yongyubangongdushu，sizhoujieshijianzaoyandetongdao，zhixiaershang，zheiwenduhuigengjiashushiyixie。”
“dakangyonglaishuijue，xiaowuzikeyongyuchulizhengshi，daoshibucuo，bitanpengengjiashushiyixie。”
liangrenniyiyanwoyiyande，yanjingshanshanfaguang。
napashiyipangdelishimindoushishensizhe，kaolvzheyaobuyaoyejianyigexiaofangjianchulai。
“pu，niliangtingdedongrenhua，danyetingshade。”
sheiliaodao，yipangdelikequeshigegegedexiaoleqilai。
“hahaha，xiaosiwole。”
“nimenhaizhendedasuanjiandinuana？neiwanyi，haimeinigaogebilulaidewendugao，yidianyongdoumeiyou，wohuyounimende。”
“xiaosiwole，zheijiushifangmoududuanma？”
“哈哈哈哈哈。”
一阵笑声。
下一秒。
suoyourendeliandouheilexialai。
duruhuihefangxuanlinggangganghaichongmanxiaidekanzhelike，cike，mantoudeheixian，yiliandeyuanqi。
“哈哈哈哈。”
daoshiyipangdelishiminkanzheduruhuihefangxuanlingdemanlianyouyuanquexiaochulesheng。
“queshi，bilu，yinggaishizaiqiangbishangjiangeluzi，rangqiangbisanfawendu，yudakangleisi，zhibuguoyigedishang，yigeqiangti。”
lishiminmolemohuzi，kanzhefangxuanlingheduruhuidiaoxiaodao。
“nimenliang，ai，jiushixiangdetaifuzale，ruozhishijianzaoyigexiaowuzi，neihebineibanmafan？zaidakangshangyenengbangong，biluyeke。”
lishimindeyizhenhuayu，tingdeduruhuihefangxuanlingliangrenliansegengjiadeyouyuanqilai。
zhigougoudedingzhelishiminhelike，made，zheiliangfuzi，jiushilaidouzijiliangrenwandema？
“wa，fuhuang，nijuranyounaozile！tianna，nizhongyutingdedongrenhuale，wuwuwuwu，erchenhaokaixina。”
yipangdelikeshuangmouchongbaidekanzhelishimin，kouzhonglianlianzantan。
suishizantan，danlishimindeliansequeheilexialai，ehenhendedengleyiyanlike。
“逆子！”
yizhicuzhuangdeshoubeishenchu，jinjindezhuazhulelikemingyundehoujingti。
“朕没让你开口！”
“keke，bixia，sanhuangzimaofanshengshang，zheiyingdangshijiashi，danchenrenbule，zheiweimianyetaibuzunjingbixiale，gaifa。”
duruhuikesouyisheng，gongshou。
“shiabixia，fugangbuzhen，ruheweiyantianxiani？”fangxuanlingzaiyipangyishigonghuodao。
“wacao，nimenlianggelaodeng，zhenyinxian，haihuoshangjiaoyou。”
likejinghuyisheng，nanyizhixindekanzhefangxuanlingheduruhui。
“父皇。”
likeniutoukanxianglelishimin：“fuhuang，erchenshikuanini，zheiliangrenkeshifangmoududuanni，zheinaozi，juranhaimeifuhuangnidehaoshi！”
“呸呸呸，不对。”
kanzhelishiminlianseyuefanankan，likelianmangyoushigaibianhuafeng。
“fuhuangzhihuitaotian，fangmoududuanliangrenlianshou，doubibuguofuhuang，wa，fuhuangzhenlihai，naishierchendechongbaiduixiang！”
tingzhelikedehua，lishimindeliansejianjianhaokanqilai，shensezhijian，haiyouyisideyi。
piaoleyiyanduruhuihefangxuanling，youyoudeshuodao。
“cinaizhendejiashi，erweimoyaoduoyanle，daoshirihouxinsijiubiezheibanduole，jiandanyixiea，hahahahaha！”
lishiminneijiaoyigedeyi。
duruhuihefangxuanlingliangrenlianseyihei，wunaidekanleyiyanlishimin。
benxiangnudui，naiherenjiashihuangdi，zhinenggongshoubizui。
renjiahuangdi，rebuqi，rebuqi。
“neige，wuwuwuwuwuwu。”
likezhangzhangzui，zhengyaoshuohua，lishiminerhuabushuo，zhijieduzhulelikedezui。
ehenhendedengleyiyanlike。
“nizi，buzhunkaikou，zhenbujinnizu，qingongbunengchai，yaojiandakang，zhenhuiranggongbuderenxianshiyanyixia。”
lishiminyepale，shengpazijizheigeerziyoushuochushenmeluanqibazaodehua。
说完这话。
lishiminlazheduruhuihefangxuanling，yizhentaohuangyibandelikai。
likemanshiwuyudekanzhezheiwuqingdenanren，zhendejiushizijishuangwanjiupao，budaiyidianliuliande。
“zhenguofena，wozajiuyouzheimeyigedieni？”
...
而另外一边。
lishimindaizhefangxuanlingheduruhuihuidaoganludiannei。
“ai，nimenyejiandaokele，zheihaizi，zuijinyebuzhideleshenmeshixinfeng，biandezheibanfangsi。”
lishimintanleyikouqi，lvexianwunaideshuodao。
“erdengkeyoushenmebanfa，zhizhizheixiaozi？burantamanzuihuhua，shizaishiyoushititong。”
闻言。
duruhuihefangxuanlingliangrenhuxiangduishiyiyan，jieshimingbaiduifangdeyisi。
“bixia，sanhuangzitianzicongying，youqisimiaoxiang，dangzhenbucuo，burujiangtadiujiweichigongqucaolianyifanba？”
“keke，diujichengyaojinyexing，haohaodecaolianyixia，bidingchengdaqi，sanhuangzizhishirujinxinxingweidingbale，meichiguoku，zongshiyaochidiankude！”
like：(caomincao)nimenlianggelaodeng！zheishibaofu！***luodebaofua！
daoshilishiminmeitouyizhou，xianshihuyidekanleyiyanduruhuihefangxuanling，jianliangrenmiansetanran，weiweiyouxieyidong。
“nei，neijiurangzheiwaqujunzhongchidiankutou？tangruotayilumazhenni？”
“neijiucaolianta！”duruhuihaobuyouyudeshuodao。
fangxuanlingshensejianding，yaoyaqiechide。
“狠狠地操练他！”