第1章
大唐。
武德九年。
zixuanwumenzhibianhoushunlidengjichengdidelishimin，jinrixingqi，daizhefangxuanlingweifusixun，tixuminqing。
junchenerrenlaidaowannianxianjiaoqinjiazhuang，cishi，zhuangneizhengshiyipianrenao。
“dahuoer，kuai，zaishoushidekuaiyidian！“
“xiaolangjunshuole，zhanluanjiangzhi，yaodaizhezanmenyiqipaolu，zanmenkeqianwanbunengtuotadehoutuia！”
“一定一定！”
zhuanghumenxingnangshoushidefeikuai，lishimindeliansequeshunjianheilexialai！
taduifangxuanlingshuodao：“xuanling，zhengangdengji，tianxiachengping，nalaidezhanluan？shishei，jingganzaiciyaoyanhuozhong？！”
tingzhelishiminshengyinlibaohandeshengnu，fangxuanlinglianmangquandao：“bixiaxinu！womenbaneihanhuadezhuanghujiaoguolai，dangmianduizhiyifan，bianzhidaosheicaishizuikuihuoshoule！”
lishiminyixiuyihui，zanshouweishi：“yehao，zhendaoqiaoqiao，shishenmeren，ganzaizhendeyanpizidixiadafangjueci！”
yishenglingxia，liangmingshiweidangjijiangyigehanhuadezhuanghujiaoleguolai。
fangxuanlinglianmangyingshangqianqu，weixiaowendao：“zheiweixiongdi，xianqiannishuozhanluanjiangzhi，shicongnatinglaidea？”
neizhuanghupieletayiyan，henghengdao：“womenjiaxiaolangjunshuode！”
fangxuanlingyouwen：“e？ganwenzheiweixiaolangjunshiheren？”
zhuanghudeyideshuo：“neikeshiwomenqinjiazhuangdedaenren！yaobushita，womenzheiyibaiduohuren，zaojiuesile！”
shuozhe，tabianbashoushangdeyigedongxi，zailiangrendemianqianhuanglehuang：“kanjianmei，zheijiaolaba，jiushixiaolangjunzaodeyigexiaowanyi！zhiyaocongzheilishuohua，shengyinshaoshuonengkuodashijibei，zenmeyang，lihaiba？”
啥？
喇叭？
nengbashengyinkuodashijibei？
yigexindemingcizuanruliangrenerzhong，junchenquandoushayanle！
没听过！
lishiminfanyinghenkuai，mingcitasuirantingbudong，dantazhidao，ruguobazheigelabayongdaozhanchangshang，qibushinengdadatigaojiangshimenchuanlingdesudu？
zheidongxiquanmiantuiguangkailai，duidatangjueduibailierwuyihai！
nengzaochucidengshenqi，guozhidacaia！
lishiminxialedinglun，nuhuobuzhibujuejiuxiaoledaban，yegubudejiazi，jiqiewendao：“neixiaolangjunjiazhuhechu？”
zhuanghuyaoyaozhizheyuanchudeyizuozhaizi，mianluchongjingzhise，dao：“neijiushile！”
lishiminjidongnanren，hunranwanglewenzui，xiayishibiandao：“xuanling，zou，peiwoqujianyijianzheiweizaochulabadedacai！”
shuoba，bianmaikaibuzixiangqinzhaizouqu。
fangxuanlinglianmanggenshang，shijimingshiweizeshishunjiansankai，xiaoshibujian。
laidaozhaizi，bianjianzhaiyuanruoda，zhandibaimuyouyu，baiqianghuiwa，xiandeyouxieqipai。
fumenqianguazheyigebiane，gaoxuanlianggetangjindazi，qinfu。
zheizifengzichuoyue，bijishoujing，pianpianzhishouquebushiqirou，bifajiqibufan。
yixiangkuaishufa、jingyanpoduodelishiminjiandaozheizi，yebuyoudejingtanchusheng：“haozi！”
fangxuanlingyejingdao：“wosansuixuezi，ziwenxuefuwuche，queyecongmeizairenhedifangjianguocidengshufa，jinrisuanshizhangjianshile！”
lishiminhahayixiao，dao：“yexingkuiyushinanmeilai，burantakanjianzheishufa，yeyaoganbaixiafeng！”
砰砰砰！
datangtianzilishimin，qinzishangqianqiaomen。
......
院内。
qinyuantingdaozheiqiaomensheng，tanleyikouqi，gailaidehaishilaile。
banyueqian，waichujingshangshiniandelaodiejitajihuiyifengxin，shuoyaojintianhuijia，fuzierrentuanju。
keqinyuantoutengbuyi，shizaibuzhidaogaizenmemianduizheigebianyilaodie。
bijing，tacongxiandaichuanyueguolaizhihou，yagenmeijianguolaodie。
weiyijianguodeqinren，zhiyougentaxiangyiweimingdeniang，jieguoqianbujiuyequshile。
xingkuitayouqiandaoxitongzaishen，fouzezainiangqushizhihou，yebuhuiyoushahaoriziguo。
qiandaoxitonglimianyingyoujinyou，ertayepingjieqiandaodelaidedongxi，shoulongqiqinzhuangzheibaishikouren，duozaizheijiaowaideshiwaitaoyuan，anjuleye。
tajidehenqingchu，lishimindengjihoubujiu，tujuejiuxingbingdaguolaile。
daoshihou，buguangshizhanganchengneiwaiyipiandaluan，jiuliantangtangdatangtianzilishimin，yeyaobeipoqianxiaqurudeweishuizhimeng。
benzhehuomingdexiangfa，tabianlijitongzhiqinjiazhuangshangxia，ganjinshoushidongxigenzijipaolu，yiqiyuanlizheigeshifeizhidi。
zhiyubianyilaodie，huilaideyezhengshishihou，zhijiedaishang，zhongxinzhaogedifangguorizi，suanshiduisiqudeniangyougejiaodai。
zheimexiangzhe，qinyuanzoudaofumenqian，dakaifumen。
kanzhemianqianzhanzhedeliangren，tamuguangsaoshileyiyan，zuizhongdinggezailishimindeshenshang。
henmingxian，zheigecaishilaodie，shengxiadeneige，yikanjiushilaodiedexiaodi。
qinyuanmianwubiaoqingdeshuo：“laile？”
lishiminhefangxuanlingxianghuduishileyiyan，jieshibujie。
啥情况？
nandaozheixiaolangjun，yijingzhidaowomenyaolaibaifangta？
zhengxiangzhe，qinyuanyanshenzhigougoukanzhelishimin，shuo：“neige......shinianmeijian，wohaishibuxiguanjiaonidie，woxianjiaonilaotouziba！shijicongquan，niyebiezaihuzheigele，ganjingenwoyiqishoushidongxipaoluba！”
爹？
老头子？
君臣两人又是一愣！
youqishilishimin，beizheiyishengdiehedeyigeliangqiang，chadianshuailegegouchishi。
fangxuanlingcishiyilianjinge，yanshenguiyidekanzheqinyuan。
好家伙！
zheixiaoziyetaifangsileba？
jingranguandangjinbixiajiaodie？
lishiminhuiguoshenlai，yeshizhilenglengdingzheqinyuan，yilianmengbi。
zheixiaozi，zenmebuantaoluchupaia！
哪有这么招呼人的？
见人就叫爹？