“lishishangnengcheng‘qianguyidi’dehuangdiyouhaojiwei，neidajiajuedezaizheijiweihuangdizhongsheizuinengguanmianzheigechenghao？”
“秦始皇！”
“汉武帝！”
“唐太宗！”
laoshiyifawen，dayixinshengdeketangshangdunshichaoyongyiyangderenaoqilai。
diyijielishizhuanyeke，laoshipaozhuanyinyudewentiguoranshifenjianxiao。
laoshiwangxiayiwang，shuanglangdeyixiao，bujiuhoujichulewuyongzhiyidekendingdaan。
……
dantaixiadelizhi，duiyutaishangzhengxingzhibobojiangjiedexiaolaotouerdehuamianqueyuekanyueyuan，zhidaowanquanyipianmohu。
jiuhaoxiangdaleshibeidemasaike。
taxinshenghuangzhang，jiuyaoshenshouquzhua，jieguoyishunjian，jiucongchuangshangxingleguolai！
“不要！”
lizhizhiqishoulai，dajiaoleyisheng。
“shenmebuyao……zhinu，nizaishuoshenme？”
“laotianbaoyou，jiuhuangzizhongyuxingguolaile！”
“taihaole，jiuhuangzixingle！！”
zhouweiyipianjingxidexuanxiao，fangfolizhixingguolaishijianjiqiyiwaideshiqing。
danzaicikedelizhiyanli，tamendeshengyindoutaichaonaole。
huashuozheidoushixieshenmedaban？
zenmegenbanyanhuangdishinvside。
haiyou，zheizhangjinxiupudian，jinsipiaoliandedachuangyoushenmeqingkuang？！
这里是哪里？！
忽的……
yizhenmoshengerpangdadejiyichaoshuiyibancongnaohaishenchumanyanchulai！
zheibushiyuanbenjiuyoudejiyi。
gengxiangshilingyigerendejiyiyixiachongjintadenaozili！
一柄锤子猛砸！
“啊……”
李治抱头惨叫一声。
haihaozheijiyibingbupangdayuanbo，fouzelizhiganjuetadenaozijueduihuizhadiao，zhishaoyeyaodangjiyunjueguoqu！
“wo……wochuanyuele……”
henkuai，lizhifanyingguolai，zhongyumingbailexianzhuang，liansegengjiayibai。
tacaishibasuia，zhengshixiatianyiyangmeihaoreliedenianji！
“怎么会这样！”
“woshenmedouhaimeitiyan，jiannankaoruzhongdiangaoxiaolishizhuanye，meihaodedaxueshenghuocaiganggangkaishi！”
lizhixintoucanhu，jianzhiyukuwulei！
他无法接受现状！
要回去！
xiangshoumeihaodexiandaishenghuo，caibuyaoshenghuozaizheipinjidegudai！
bashoupaizaietoushangshi，lizhiyouhudefaxiantadezheizhixiaoshouyichang**，bingqie，zhendefeichangxiao！
“tianna，wohaibianxiaole！！”
xiayike，naohaizhongzhinendejiyiyongxian。
taxianzaidequeshigexiaopihai，jiuhuangzilizhi，caiwusui！！
“完了！！”
……
dangchuangshangdexiaolizhiyoushishihunluopodenannanziyu，youshikuazhangdezuochugezhongfeiyisuosidedongzuo、zhenjingdezhengdayanjing。
chuangbiandeyixilierenshizhongmeiyouchushengdarao。
chuanzhehuangdifushidezhongnianrenyilianjingyi、bujie。
fuzadeqingxujiaozhizaitahaixiandeyingwudelianpangshang，dishengwenpangbiandetaiyi，
“zhinuzheishizenmele，zenmeyixinglaifuqinyeburen，haizaizuomeng？”
taiyiziranyebuzhidaoshishenmeqingkuang，danhaishigonggongjingjingdebaoquanhuidao：
“xiangbijiuhuangzihaiweicong‘shenyu’zhongsuxingguolai，buaishi，yinggaiguoyizhenjiuhao……”
神谕！！
gangcaihunmizhongdelizhizuilishuoxiemenghuaxuduodoutingbudong，danyouyijuhuaquerangzaichangsuoyourentingdeqingqingchuchu！
bingqiequandouxinjingdanzhan！！
“‘qianguyidi’……lishimin……”
hunmisantiandejiuhuangzizailinxingzhiqian，jingcongzuilishuochulezheiyangdehunhuneedehuayu！
这不是神谕是什么！
bidingshishangtianjiangxiadezhengzhao，zaijiuhuangzideshuimengzhongyushia！
yishijian，zhongrendouzhenjingdebuqing。
lishimindangshijiaojidexinqingjiutingdexinshenyizhen，yixiaxishangmeishao。
danzheigeshihoufanerguzuoweiyandezhending，minglingzhongrenbuyaoqingyibazhinudehuachuanchuqu。
“buyaoqingyichuanchuqu……”
zhongrenchuaimozhezheijuhua，buzhunchuanjiushibuzhunchuan，buqingyichuan，shenmeyisia？！
huangdishuohuazhennandong，fanzhengxianyingxiaba，xiaoxinweihao，bixiashuobuchuan，neijiubuchuanzuituodang！
……
“xionghaizixitongjiazaiwancheng！”
“绑定宿主：李治”
naohaizhongxiangqiyiyangdeshengyin，erchuangshangdelizhiduicibingbumosheng。
fadaidetaduanzandejingxizhihou，gandaoxueshangjiashuang！
“shenmexionghaizixitong，zheibugaoshima！”
“wokeshixiandaishehuizhuyiyouxiujiaodaoxiachulaideyouliangdexueshenga！”
【shoucirenwufabu：xionghaizichexialesheidewugenhuxu，jiukeyihuodetasanfenzhiyidegongli！】
什么，功力？！
nandaoshuozheigeshijiejingyouwugong？！
lizhiyanqianmengdifangchuguangshulai！
zheikehezhenxiangmeishenmeguanxi！youwugonga，shitourencainengbudongxinba？！
“neige，kedezhangshengme？！”
系统：“……”
xitongmeibanfahuidata，zhizainaohailimengliedehuangleyihuang，ranglizhidouhunshenyizhen。
lizhidunshiyihandemingbaile：bunengdezhangshenga，zhenkexi……
他叹一口气。
buguoyebusuantaicha，youwugongyehaixingba！
yishunjian，“tanlan”demuguangyixianglechuangbiandeyizhongren！
是谁？
将要献出你的胡须？
nimendewugenhuxujiunengrangwohuodedabadegongli，jiudangzuozuogongxian，songjiwoba！
“zhinu……niganjuezenmeyangle？”
gelehaoyihuier，lishimincaixiaoxinyiyidekaikoufawen。
tamendouhenguai，congzuikaixianjinghuyizhen，daoxianzaiyijuhuadoubushuode。
zhuyaodouhaiyiweilizhixianzai“shenyu”dezhuangtaili，sheiganmaofanshenling？
jianjiuhuangzijingguangzhuozhuodemuguangyilai，zaichangsuoyourenbaokuolishimindouquanshenyijin！
haoxiangdaqidoubutaiganchule。
“zheishiwoxianzaidelaodielishimin……”
lizhixinzhongbodongleyixia。
但都是狗屁！
shuobudingjiushitadeshenmeqianchengqidao，batacongxiandaijilaleguolai！
“denghuier，lierdegonglijiuyinggaixiangdangbusuba？！”
lizhiyixiajiucongxindiyongqilexiangfa……
taziranzhidaolishiminyiwangdemeiyizhandoubichongfengzaiqian，gengfangchuhaoyanzhuangyu，jingdechishuowowangong，dijunbaiwanyouheju！
zheizhenbushizhuangbi，shidashidachulaide！
“hao，juedingjiunile！”
lizhikanchangshangbushitaijianjiushigongnv，yaoshuogonglizuiqiangderen，yezhiyoutazheigebianyilaodiele！
lishimincikeshenmedoubuzhidao，haishifenguanxindekanzhetadexiaoerzi。
congzhuanguotoulaijiuyizhimeiyoushuohua，shenmeqingkuang？
tabushuohua，zaichangdeqifenjiuzhuangyandexiangshiyaoninggu，lishiminzijidouxinjingdantiaode！
“wohenhao，fuhuang，baobao！”
终于，李治说话了。
cuinuonuoxiangxiaonvhaiyiyangdenenshengtingderenxintounaoyang，henshufu。
a，baobao，taiesule！！
lizhizhidaoneigewusuixiaohaidesiweixiguanhaishikezailezheijushentili，suoyitayifangsongxinshen，jiuhaishiliuluchulezheifuyaochongnidexiaopihaidezitai。
lishiminjianzhuangquezhongyushuranyixiao！
他重重的吐出口气！
“zhinu，nisantianqianyiwailuoshui，yizhihunmidaogangcai，kezheshihelezhenyidatiaoa！”
lishiminxiaoyirongrongdemaibudaochuangqian。
他的孩子回来了！
dantaxinliqishiyezaigantan！
kanlaizheichangluoshuizhenshibahaizihehuaile，takezhidaozhinusuiranbiaomiankanzhewenjing，shijiyediaopizheni。
zheicijiaoruodeqingqiufuhuangbaobao，kejiantashizhendehehuaile！
“zhinu，lai，rangzhenbaobao！”
lizhizheishisuoxingjiushunzhexiaopihaidexixing，shunshidiejinlierkuanchangdehuaili。
yishijian，fucizixiao，fangjianlixiaoyifanfei！
pangbiandegongrendoukandegandongle！
“jiuhuangzihuifuguolaile，zhenshitaihaole！”
“tianlunzhile，jiugairuciya！”
“zhenshirangrenxianmudefuziqing！”
wusuidelizhiwuliangdexiaoduanfapisanzhe，etouguangjiexini，dayanyouzheheibaoshiyibanlingdong，wuheitingxiu，xiaozuikeaijile。
lishiminhahadaxiao：“zhinu，nizhangdezuixiangnimuqin，tadeyoudianquandoujichengxialaile！”
lizhiyexixidefaxiao，**dexiaoshoufenliangbian，zhongyugezizhuashanglelierfuhuanghexiadeyiliuqingxu。
“fuhuang，nidehuzizhenyouxing！”
“有型？！”
lishiminxiaoyizhonghaizaiweie，lizhishuangshouchezheyixiaochuo，gezifali，zhijiejiujihuzicongrouli**le。
“啊！”
lishuidianlichuanchuyishengzhongnianrendecanjiao！