第1章
paimaihuishangwokanzhongleyitaofeicuixianglianxiangbatasongjipopo。
jingpaishiqueyudaobenyinggaizaiwaidichuchadezhangfu，daizhewozizhudepinkunshengzaixianchangjupai。
kebuguanwochujiaduoshao，wozizhudexiaoguniangzongyaobiwoduochuyikuai。
“laopo，xiaonvhaidouxihuanzheixiezhubaoshoushi，nizheigejiejiebuderangrangta？”
wotingwanfanshoudianletiandeng。
neitianliwantingshizaizhongrendechaofengxiakuzhepaochuqude。
guzechenmeiyouguanpaochuqudeliwantingershilouzhewojixucanjiapaimaihui。
paimaihuiguohouwoheguzechenganqingshengwen，tahewoyeyeshengge，meitiandouyouxinhuayang。
zhidaoyinianhouwoshouyaocanjiayichangsirenpaimaihuishi。
woyanshenmilibeiguzechenyazaishenxiabainongzhebutongzishidezhaopianbeidangzuozhanpinjinxingpaimai。
erwodezhangfulouzheliwantinglengxiaodao:“nibushiaidiantiandengma？zheijibaizhangsifangzhaogounidianleba。”
paimaihuishangneijishigenanrenzhigougoudingzhedapingmushangbuduanshandongdezhaopianbingbuduangaoshengtaolun:
“songnapingshikanzhetingqingchunde，meixiangdaozaichuangshangzheimehuiwanni。”
“kebuma，neixiaoyanshenkanyiyanwojiushigengle，zhenxiangrangtashishiwodelihai，hahahahaha。”
“sheishuobushini，danyouwomenguzongzainalihailundedaowomena。”
shuowanneijigenanrensemimidedaliangzhewo。
wohunshenbingliang，wojinzhequantou，kanxiangguzechen。
erwozuiqinmidezhenbianren，taguangmingzhengdadelouzhewozizhudenvhai。
guzechenqingqinggouchun:“zheixiezhaopiandanzhangpaimaijiagaozhede，paidaozhaopianderenkeyilaizhaowomianfeilingqudangwandequanchengluxiang。”
“顾总大气啊！”
xianchangdenanrenmenhuanhuqueyue。
guzechenkanzhewopixiaoshuodao:“laopo，nizheimeaidiantiandeng，zheicijiurangnidiangegou。”
“hahahaha，guzongniyoushuoxiaole，shangcipaimaihuihounizhaojixiongdijigegaokuanilaopodegongsi，xianzaitagongsipochanleshoulinenghaiyouqiandianneimeduocitiandenga。”
“zheibushixiongdimentaizhangyile，dangshibuguoshuolejijuwanxiaohua，xiongdimenjiujizaixinlile。”
“neikexile，neizheixiezhaopianxiongdimenhaohaoxinshangba。”
wobukezhixindekanxiangguzechen。
“shinirangrendayawodegongside？nizhibuzhidaozheijigeyuewojihuhuaguanglewoshenshangdeliudongzijin，weilebaozhugongsiwolaxialiansichuzhaorenjie。”
“wodangranzhidaole，wobuguoshirangnichangchangbeirenchaoxiaodeziweibale，nishoudezheidiankuhetingtingshouguodekubiqilaiyousuandeleshenmeni？”
wobukezhixindekanxiangguzechen，shouzhishandoudezhixiangliwanting:
“jiuyinweiwoyinianqiandiantiandengqiangleliwantingdefengtou，nijiudayawodegongsi？tashouku？yaobushiwozizhuleta，taxianzaibuzhidaozainageshangougou，zenmekenengzheimeguangxianlianglidezhanzaizheili？”
guzechenyongbinglengdemuguangdezhushizhewo，lenghengyisheng:
“songnanizhenshiyidiantongqingxindoumeiyou，jianzhiwukejiuyao。”
shuowantajiulouzheliwantinglikai，buzailihuiwo。
liwantinglikaishikanzhewoqingxiaoshuodao:
“nanajie，jinwandepaimaihuizhuniyiqieshunlie~”
“guzong，nibubangbanggufurenma？hahahahaha。”
guzechensongsongjian，wunaideshuodao:
“zheidianshiduiwolaopolaishuoxiaocaiyidie，dangchunengdiantiandeng，xianzaiyirannengkaozijidiantiandeng。”