tangwudejiunian，jiuyuechusan。
ershiwantujuedajunyirantuique，zhanganchengneirenxinhuanghuangdejumianzhongyuyoulehuanjie。
zhengwugangguo，zhangshoufangyijiamingwei“zhangshou”debingpulijiuyijingjimanleren。
wuguanminglideyunniangzaitangjianchuansuobuzhi，meiyanjianpoyoujifenyingqi，zhishitaishoulexie。
“yunniang，liangjintangbing，anzijichiyijin，shengxiayijindaihuijiajianxifuerheguniangchi！”
“yunniang，tujuerentuile，woxiangdashangshijinzuibafangxunjigelaoyouhaohaozuishangyichang，buzhikefoupoli？”
puzilirenshengdingfei，linbeichenhenshiwunai。
zhidaoxianzaitadouhaiyouxiebuxiguanzheixiechenghu。
mingmingjiushimianpianer，ganmayaojiaotangbing？
饼就应该是圆的！
还有那醉八方。
suiranzhishizuijiandandezhengliufaniangchudegaoliangjiu，danshouxianyuchangdi、gongjuheyunniangneixiaoxinyiyidexingzi，zheiwanyiercunhuoshushibuduo，kaikoujiuyaoshijin，haiyoumeiyouwangfale？
ai，suanlesuanle，tujuezongsuanshituibingle。
suishuoyuzijidejiyiduoshaoyouxiepiancha，danyedequeshijianxishi，nandeyunniangrucigaoxing，maijiumaiba。
kanlaizijizheizhichuanyueerlaidexiaohudiechibanghaibugouying，meinengbalishidechelunjishandaoyibianqu。
suanle，guanneimeduoganma，wulunruhe，zheidoushiyijianhaoshi。
zheimeyixiang，linbeichendashouyihui：“yunniang，jinergaoxing，bu**le，mai，changkaimai！”
tingtazheimeyishuo，puzililishiyipianhuanteng。
mengranbaofachudejiaohaoshengzuzuchuanchubanliyuan。
xiaobangeshichenhou，zhongyujiangyizaobeihaodemianquandoumaiguang，yunniangmangdeyuntouzhuanxiang，danlianshangshizhongguazhexiao。
xuduorenzaoyichiwanle，danqueyigeyemeizou。
linbeichenwangtangjianyizuo：“zanhaishijiezhejiangyibailingbayingxiongchuan？”
“jinrijiangxietishenerde，zuihaoshidaobachuiyangliuneiyiduaner，yaoburanzheixinlibiequdehen。”
dayanwangqu，shijiekouchentiejiang，wudasancude，ganggangyaomailiangjinmiandejiushita。
linbeichenbianyouxiaolexiao：“chenshu，nibiequshaa？”
“hei，nimeitingshuome？bixiakeshixulebushaojinyincaibao，caihongzouletujueren，diusirenle。”
huayinyiluo，yigezuozaijiaoluoli，yuemoershiqibasuidehuafuqingnianbianshiweiweiyizhen，zuozaitashenbiandepangziheheiyihanziyedoubuyueertongdejinzhangqilai，zhengyaoqishenshuohua，queyoubeineihuafuqingnianyongyanshenjilanlexialai。
linbeichenyouxiaolexiao：“chenshu，zheijiushinixiangchale，bixiazheinaishishengmingzhiju。”
“此话怎解？”
“linlangjun，nizheihuashuodeqiguai，antingbudong！”
“jiushi，bixiaganmadayingjitamenqian？zandatangnandaohaipaletujuerenbucheng？”
“nijizixishuoshuo，yaoburanzanzheixinlishizhendebiequ。”
yishijian，bingpucaozaqilai，linbeichenweiweizhoumei：“haolehaole，doubiechaole，jirandajiadouxiangbumingbai，neiwojintianjiujinimenhaohaojiangjiang。”
zhenggebingpulikebiananjinglexialai，suoyourendouqidaidekanxianglinbeichen。
linbeichenbianwangsuanzhangdezhuotaishangyizuo，zhengsedao：“zhuweikezhi，zanmendebixiashigeshenmeyangderen？”
huayinyiluo，jiaoluolideheiyihanziyouyaoqishen，quezaiyicibeishenbiandehuafuqingnianhenhendeyiyandenglehuilai：“zuoxia，haohaotingzhe，pingrilikemeizheiyangdejihui！”
qingnianshengyinjixiao，linbeichenhaowuchajue，naqishenbiandeyikuaimubanhenhendewangzhuoshangyipai：“zhuwei，tinghaole！”
“dangjinbixia，shiliusuibianchuqimoujieleyanmenzhiwei，shibasuiqibingjinyang，poxueqin，zhengpanzei，cengzhouyexingjunerbaiyuli，liangribujinshuimi，santianbuxiejiazhou，miedouxia，pingwangzheng，wuyigaoqiangzibubiti，meiyizhangdoushishenxianshizu，haicengshuciyishenyoudi，zheiyangdeyiweibixia，nandaohuishigeweiquqiuquan，tanshengpasizhiren？”
“zhuweiqingxiangyixiang，neitujuetieqisuiranxiaoyong，danquebushangongcheng，youshigujunshenru，bixiadakesishouzhangan，jibianbudi，yiketuichuzhangan，zaituhouji，danbixiaquemeiyouzheimezuo，ershiganmaoqixian，qinfuweishui，zhimianshishuwantujuedajun，suolvbuguoliuqieryi，zheishiweihe？”
“shiweilezheizhanganchengneidebaixinga！”
“bixiakeyiche，danbaixingquechebuzou，zhuweidechanyejiadangchebuzou，yidanzhanganluodaotujuerenshouli，ganwenzhuwei，sheiganbaozhengshenjiaxingming，qierlaoxiaobuhuizaoqidushou？”
“bixiabuguzishenanwei，ganyuansheqiyanmian，yizhanganbaixingweizhong，yitianxiashengminweizhong，cinaidarenzhiju，mingjunzhifan！”
yixihuashuowan，suoyourendoudixialetou。
yuanlai，shizijituoleilebixia……
zuozaijiaoluolideneigehuafuqingnian，queshiyijingjidongdehunshenzhandou，miansechaohong。
但林北辰还没说完！
“buguonimenyebubicankui，wodatangziminnaishiquantianxiazuihaodezimin，qinengzhangjiubeifucidengqichidaru？”
“bixiashengmingwubi，zhidaishengxiyizhen，yangzuminli，buchusannian，wodatangdinghuidabaitujue，jiangjielibangdaozhuquedajieyoushangyiquan，daoleneishi，nimendakequrengtajigechoujidan，shupilancaiye，chulezheikoueqi。”
“shuodehao！”huafuqingnianzhongyurenbuzhu，mengdeyixiazhanleqilai，shouzhongjuezheyiwanlinbeichenqinziniangzaodezuibafang，“linlangjun，chijiu！”
linbeichencishiyebazijishuodejiangbuyi，tiqiyigexiaotanzi：“jinrichangkuai，jiuqiansuanwode，zhuwei，weidatang，weibixia，manyin！”
“weidatang，weibixia！”
“weidatang，weibixia！”
yishijian，qunqingjifen，buguanyoujiumeijiu，quandouzhanleqilai。
sheiyemeizhuyidao，linbeichendezuijiaoluchuyisibuyichajuedexiaorong。