贞观十四年。
dangjiaohedaoxingjundazongguanhoujunjizaisiluyanxianjinxingwenhuajiaoliu、shunbianmielegaochangguodexiaoxichuanhuizhangan，bingmeiyouzaiminjianyinqibolan。
yifangmian，zidangjinshengshangjichengdatong，datangcongyigeshenglizouxianglingyigeshengli，zimianyiyideyingmale。
lingyifangmian，liannianyongbing，baixingyepile。
chaotingweizhenxiyu，hewoyuexinsanbaiwenyoushenmeguanxi？youqiangaomianzigongcheng，burumianwosannianzuyongdiao。
太极宫，两仪殿。
dangjinshengshangzhengyuxinfuzhongchenjinxingyansudetaolun。
“ahahaha！keke……”
lishiminnazhezhanbao，bujinxiaochusheng。
dankankanzhengjinweizuodezhongaiqing，yingshibafeiyangdemeimaoyunping，fengqingyundandidiandiantou：
“嗯，打得还行。”
weizhengmeitouyizhou，shangzou：“bixia……”
“gaochangbingmarushuangxue，hanjiabingmaruriyue，riyuesuozhao，shuangxuezimie！”lishiminhaishimeibengzhu，yongzhanbaopaizheshou，xiaomimidiwen：
“zheishougaochangtongyao，xuanchenggongjuederuheya？”
douqinmidiyongweizhengdezilaichenghule，lishimindexinqingbushiyibandehao。
bannianqian，gaochangguoqieduansilu、fengkuangtiaoxindatangshi，jiushizheibangwenguanyihouqin、caizhengweiyou，lanzheburangda。
nikan，haibushizhenyingmingshenwu、lipaizhongyi，banniansutongxiyu。
zhuweiaiqingzailaijinjiana，laiya！
lishiminjuedezijihuodelemianpentequan。
qunchendemiansegengweiyanjun。
bixiapiaole，pengzhangle，yaoxingsuiyangqinhuang、jiezhougushile！
baiguanzhishouzhangsunwujimozhexiaba，wangxiangfangxuanling。
laoyoutiaobanbizheyan，zhuangmeikanjian。
haideshiweizhenglaizuozheigesaoxingdecitou：
“chuzhigaochangshiguanzhongda，yingzaimingridedachaohuiyoubaiguantaolun。
“chendengjinrichengmengbixiazhaojian，weideshilingyijiandashi。”
lishimindebiaoqinglikeqingzhuanduoyun。
zhangsunwujishunhuadijieguohuatou：
“queruweigongsuoyan，bixiadishisiziliming，daolegaifenfengdenianjile。”
anguanli，huangzisansuifengwang，huangnvsansuifenggongzhu。
buguo，zhuhuangzizhongnianlingzuixiaodeliming，rujinyiguochuitiaozhinian，queyijiumeiyoufengshang。
tiqiliming，lishiminbujintanqi。
“zhenxiangtingtingzhuweideyijian。”
zuoweiqishugaochaodemashanghuangdi，lishiminzisizhongduo，gegedoushifuyoushishu、xiaotizhongxindedaxiaozi。
weiduzheigeliming，wanliebukan、wufawutian，rangtazuishitoutong。
kuangqiecizishenfenteshu……
fangxuanlinglvxianbiaodayijian：
“liguoyilai，shengshangdezisi、yougongdezongshi，wubufengwang。ruoweiduqueleyiwei，budanrongyiyinqihaoshizhituduihougongdefeiyi，haihuirangrenzhiyibixiadegongzheng。
“zhangciyiwang，datangyaowan。”
xiaoyujihushilikefandui：
“wugongshoulunaihuoguozhidao。ruoanfangpushezhice，datangyaowan。”
beishangshushengtongliaojiliegongji，fangxuanlingmianwubiaoqing，bimujiamei。
huanghoudejiujiugaoshilianfanbodao：
“fenfengshibian，jishibixiazhangxianrendedejucuo，yenengjiangdizhilidifangdechengben，zenmenengshuoshihuoguoni？”
yitifenfeng，zuo《fengjianlun》delibaiyaolikebukunle：
“doushenmeniandailehailietufenfeng，zenmebusuoxingjieshengjishini？kezhouqiujian，datangyaowan！”
liangborenchunqiangshejian，zhuoduisishaqilai。
李世民头疼扶额。
mingmingdaleshengzhang，zenmeturanjiuyaowangguomiezhongle？
由头是谁来着……
都特么赖李明。
“惟望陛下圣裁。”
zhangsunwujiweizheichangbianlunzuozongjiechenci，mozhexiabawangxiangshengshang。
李世民一时语塞。
yaoshuozheiweiliubianxinghuangdiyoushenmebushanzhang，neijiushiruhechulizijihebaobeierzimendeguanxi。
chulezuibuxiaodeyaoziliming，lianyuanbendeguaibaobao、taizilichengqian，zuijindexingweidouguaizhangqilai。
ai，ruoshiguanyinbirengzai，youtazhuchihougong，nahuinaodaowaichenchixiaodedibu……
yixiangqizaogaodefuziguanxi、curanhongshidewendehuanghou，lishimindunshiyouyuqilai，miegaochangdezuihouyidianhaoxinqingyeyanxiaoyunsan。
都特么赖李明。
“cishi……zaiyi。”lishiminrourouyanjing，“zhendeshiduo，zhenyaobajinglifangzaijunshishang。”
biweizhenghaigangmengdezhengchentangjianbufendao：
“diwangwujiashi，bixiarucituoyan，jiubupaniangdiercixuanwumenzhibianma！”
zheishiqingyibunengpengdehuati，lishimindunshisebian：“tangshangshu，nishuoshenmeni？”
zhangsunwujilikedayuanchang：“maoyueshuo，bixiagaojian。”
小朝会不欢而散。
lishiminyishoudazhelongtadefushou，qibudayichulai。
封王？封个屁！
ruobushidanglehuangdi、dejiangtimian，daleyibeizizhangdetianceshangjiangyidingxianzaijiuchongjinhougong，rangneibuxiaozitihuifuaidehouzhong。
zheishi，yiweibaifacangcangdelaorenyansudishangdian，guizaidianqian。
kandaolaizhe，sanchaodequnchenyihuodiqieqiesiyu，lishiminyeyihuoditiaoqimeimao。
laorenshidarukongyingda，kongzidedisanshiershisun，shiweizhuweiquanguizidijiangkede。
其中包括李明。
包括李明……
李明……
lishiminmomingyouzhongbuxiangdeyugan。
“chongyuangong，nizheishi……”
kongyingdacanglaodejianbangturanjuliezhandouqilai，
“laochen……qihaigu！”
李世民瞳孔一缩。
逆子……
逆子！
…………
片刻前，小学。
datangshangweifazhanchujiunianyiwujiaoyu，suoyici“xiaoxue”feibixiaoxue。
ershimishushengsuoshudechudengjiaoyujigou，zhaoshoudexueshengwubushihuangshizongqin、xunguizidi。
yinci，xiaoxueshidangshiquandatang、quanyazhou，yeshiquanshijiezuidingjidechudengxuefu。
zaizheipianxueshushengdi，daochushihaitongdelanglangdushusheng。
“《biyangdi·zengfangyize》~biyangruozhi～chushengdongxi～nifumusile。”
yiweipanghuhudexionghaizizhanzaiantaishang，duizuozhedoubitagaodelingyiweidahaiziyidunyinshizuodui。
beipendedahaizijiaofangyize，zuoweixiangyefangxuanlinglaolaidedeneigezi，tanashouguozheiniaoqi，renbuzhuhuidui：
“李明你说什么！”
tangtaizonglishiminzuixiaodehaizi、huangshisizi、weilaidecaowangdianxialimingyilianwugu：
“niangeshieryi，nijila？”
fangyizebuyoudewojinleshuangquan。
limingjixuyiyangduncuodiniantaneishouzuanmingshi。
“feiwusabi，simanaotan……”
“你够了李明！”
fangyizechengdizhanqilai，bitaizishangdexiaoliminghaigaoyigenaodai。
“wozhidaonihenji，dannixianbiejizheduihaoruzuo，tingwobashinianwan。”
“chouxiaozi！woru、woruni……”
zuihouyidianqingxingrangfangyizeyu“ma”youzhi。
bunengwushanglelimingdejiaren，youqishitaneiweibukeyanshuodelaodie。
fouzejiu“quanjiafu”le。
weilejiuzudejiankangzhangshou，fangyizerendemanliantonghong，zhijiazaizhangjiandouqiachuleyinzi。
yigetuozhebitidehaizilalalimingdekutui。
“mingge，suan……suanlesuanle。”
zheiweilianhuadoushuobuqingdexiaopihai，jiushiyijiangmieyiguodehoujunjidesunzi。
liminghentiebuchenggangdifushizheta，dayilinrandao：
“houbaolin，nidafuxixingqianliweidatangpinsha，niquebeifangyizezheisiqifu。ninengren，wozuoweidatangtianzizhizi，wobunengren！”
houbaolindaizhidemuguangshanleshan。
房遗则撇撇嘴。
relijiadedanzimeiyou，danrehoujiadedanzihaishiyoude，erqiehenda。
taxianqidiyongsijuancayixiu，chaoxiaobaolindengyiyan，konghedao：
“nizaibabitishuaiwoshenshang，xinbuxinworangjiafuyifengzoushu，banaiwengdarutianlao！”
“wu……”houbaolindunshiyanleiwangwang。
“e~wodongle。”limingshangqianyibu，guyigaoshengdao：
“yuanlaizaifangjiayanli，wujiangdoushiyongwanjiqidegongjuren。”
xiaoxuelidabanshikaiguogongxunwujiangdezisi。beilimingzheimeyifanshanggangshangxian，fangyizelikegandaozhouzaoxiaohuobanmendeshixianchenzhongqilai。
“wobushiwomeiyou……”
tayouxiehuangle，xiayishituiletuitieshanglaideliming。
shubuzhi，limingzuijiaoweiweiyigou。
jiezhe，zheiweihuangshisiziyikuazhangdezishishuaixiaantai，putongpazaidishang。
全场一片安静。
houbaolintuozhebiti，aodiyishengbaozhuliming：
“明哥！”
qitahaiziyenule，likeweizhufangyizetuisangqilai。
“你敢伤明哥？”
limingnianjisuixiao，quezaizheixieguanndaizhongpoyouweiwang。
daitoudagebeifangyizeshangle，zheinengren？
“wowowo……”pengcizheimenyishuduifangyizelaishuotaichaoqianle，tabaikoumobian。
“揍他！”
haizimenduifangyizezhongquanchuji。
nimenbiedala，zheiyangdashiyaobulaijiazhangde……limingtangzaidishangchigua，yibianxianqidiyonggebozhoudingkaihoubaolindebitilian。
ningzuojishoubuweiniuhou，gurenchengbuwoqi。
limingzuibushoufuhuangchongai，suoyishizhuhuangzizhongweiyizaixiaoxuejiudude——
qitahuangzihuangnvzezaidonggonghuowangfuzhong，xiangshoundui1jingyingjiaoyu，buxieyuhexunguizidichidaguofan。
shanzhongwulaohuhouzichengdawang，zheifanerranglimingchenglexiaoxuelidevipzhongp。
ertayebubaijiazi，chengtianjiujixiaohuobanshangjiexiahun，zuanbianlezhanganchengdedajiexiaoxiang。
shenfenzunguiquehenqinhe，erqiehaijiangyiqi，zheiyangdedaitoudagesheibuxihuanni？
tajiuzheiyangchenglexiaoxuedeyifangzhuhou。
erwenchenwujiangdeguaibaobaomen，yebeitadaiwai，yuelaiyuechaoxionghaizidefangxiangfazhan。
jiuzaixiaoxueshengmenqilerongrongdeshihou，jiangtaichuanlaijiaobianzheduandekacasheng。
课堂终于安静下来。
“laofu……haizaishangke！”
jiaoshuxianshengkongyingdashengyinzhandou。
zheiweidangguojiaoyubuzhang（guozijijiu）、xiuguo《suishi》dedaru，cishishenshendihuaiyizijidenengli。
老夫错过了什么？
mingmingzaijiaoshi，zenmejiubianchengdaluandoule？？
shinagehunxiaozizaishanfengdianhuo？？？
“liming……”kongyingdahuxicuzhong，jinliangnaixiaxingzi：
“weishijiaodaoguonimen，zuorenyaoyixianshengkongzi、xianshiyanhuiweijing，meitianduizhaozijidexingwei，zheiyangcainengmingbaidaoli，xingshibuhuiyouguocuo。
“ni……zuodaolema？”
limingtuikaiaoaohaosangdehoubaolin，guluzhanqilai，chazheyaohouyanwuchidishuo：
“zuodaole！zicengjingyueguo，sanshierli，yousanshigexiongdijiugailiweile。xueshengdehaoxiongdihezhisanshi，cishibuligun，payoubeixianshengjiaohui。”
kongyingdaruzaoleiji，yishouwuzhexinkou，yishouzhizhelibuzhiqiyezhuangdemouren，yishishuobuchuhua。
jianglixujiu，taxiangshixiangtongleshenme，luchuchaotuodebiaoqing，fuxiuerqu。
anjingdeketangyounaotengqilai。
“xianshenggaibuhuiyougaozhuangquleba？”
“zanweiminggezhangyizhiyan，pashenme？dabulehuijiaaidunzoubei。”
“laofuruzhengtiangaofa，weishitaoyan。”
“furu？naeryoufuru？”
“aiyo……aiyo……biedalebiedale，minggewocuole……”
limingduizhouweideguozaochongerbuwen，wangzhekongyingdabenfuhuanggongdebeiying，mozhebingbucunzaidehuxu，yanjingshanguohenianlingbuxiangfudejiaoxia。
tabingbushizuichudeneigeliming。
talaizixiandai，shigejicenggongwuyuan。
jiabanganbaogaoshituranyanqianyihei，zaizhengyanfaxianzijichuanyuedaolechutang，chenglelishiminzuixiaodehaizi，huangshisiziliming。
chuanyueyilai，tazhujianyishidaolezijidedangwuzhiji：
bixu，jinkuai，beibianweishuren。