第1章
tiansehunan，pomiaolishouruodenvrentangzaidishangshuangyanjinbi，haowushengqi。
shouruodexiaobaozhangkaigebodangzaitamianqian，henhendedengzheyanqiandenanren，xiangzhifennudexiaoshou。
“nizoukai，buxupengwoaniang！”
nanrennuma：“gunkai，xiaotuzaizi，biesaolaozidexing。”
shuowanyijiaochuaizaixiaobaoshenshang，xiaobaobeitatifeichuqu，zaidishanggunlehaojiquantongdeyanleipadapadawangxiadiao。
“huaidan！wogennipinle。”
xiaobaopuguoquduinanrenyoudayouyao，zuilihanhubuqingdemazhe，“huaidan，ganqifuwoaniang！woyaosini。”
“si！nijuranganyaowo，tuzaizi，zainaolaozijinwanjiunongsini。”nanrenqiazhuxiaobaodebozijiangtarengdaolemenwai。
xiaobaoluodibianmeileshengyin。
meilezulan，nanrencuolecuonishou，manlianchuixianzhise，maizheqingkuaidebufaxiangyundaozaidishangdenvrenzouqu。
“xiaoniangzi，gegelaitengnile！”
“shibushidengdezhejile？heihei......”nanrenshuowanzhejimanghuangchenvrendeyifu，huipupudeyifubeichekai，luchulimianfensededudouhejiebaidejifu。
nanrenshunjianyanshenfaliang，hunzhuodeyanjinglimanshichuixianzhise，“zheipifuzhennen，jinergezhenshibianyiwolaoheile。”
“xiaoniangzifangxin，laoheilihaidehen，kendingrangnijinxing，hahahaha！”shuowanbianzhejimanghuangdetunqukuzi，pazainvrenshenshangxiangquqinwenta。
nvrengangzhengkaiyanjing，jiukandaohunshensanfazheechoudenanrenxiangyaoqinta，dunshiyanshenyileng。
杂碎！
juranganwangxiangranzhinigunainai！
zhentamahuodebunaifanle！
nvrenyijiaochuaixiangnanrenkuaxia，youshunshoujianqidishangdewapian，henhenxiangnanrenzaqu。
“a——jiannvren，laozigennipinle。”
qilidejianjiaoshengwubicier！
nanrenpaqilaixiangyaoquzhuata，nvrenjianqidishangdemubanglunxiangtaetou，guntangdexianxuebiaolemanqiang。
nanrennumuyuanzhengdedaoxiale！
满眼震惊！
nvrenchuanhaoyifu，tuozhejiepibeideshentiwangwaizou，neixinrenbuzhumaniang，zheishentizhentamaderuoa！
tahaodaishi25shijidedingjitegong，meixiangdaoyoutianshoushigexiaolajiyehuibeileichengzheizhongsongyang。
tadedaihaojiao“qianmian”，zhixingrenwushibeilunchuanbaozhafachudehuoyantunshi，zhihoubianchuandaozheili，yishiqingxingshentiquewufadongdan，mingmingzhidaozijizaibeiweixie，haizhinengqingxingdetiyanzhe。
真踏马憋屈死了！
yaobushitilibuzhichi，tajueduihuibatadaxiebakuaiduochengroujiang。
zheishigelishimeiyoujizaideguojia，rujinshiqinguotianhaoshiwunian，bayue。
yuanzhusujiner，yunzhousujiacunren，tafumujuedeyangnverjiushipeiqianshengyi，bianxiangbatamaijizhenshangdedizhuzuotianfang，dizhuliushiduosui，sileshijigelaopo。
qiahaowulaodiedeerziqulejundui，erxifugaijialiuxiacailiangsuidelongfengtai，wulaodiebiangentadefumushuo，xiangrangtazuolianggehaizidehouniang，dengerzihuilailejitazuoxifu。
neijiarenshuokeyi，rangwulaodieyongwudoudamilaihuan，wulaodiebianhuanle。
liangnianqianqinguoyuchuguokaizhan，zhanshenjiangjunchushiqingmielediguo，quezaihuichengdelushangbeidujianshezhonghunmi，shengsibuzhi。
qinguobeifangjinglileliannianhanzai。
yuanzhugenwulaodietamenshenghuosannian，suiranguodeqiongkudanbizaijialihaohenduo，zhihoubiangenzhewujiacunquancunkaishitaohuang，zaixizhoubianjingyudaoleliukou。
quancunrendoubeichongsanle，yuanzhudaizhexiaobaoluodaoliukoushoulisile。
sujinerbaoqixiaobaochakan，faxiantazhishibeieyunlecaiweiweisongleyikouqi，baoqixiaobaozhunbeidaitalikai，neiqunliukouturanhuilaile。
yigongwugeren，gegemanlianxionge，weishoudenanrenkanzhesujineryanshenfaliang。
“xiaoniangzi，minggouyingdea！”
“juranhainengxingguolai！”
wangmazixianglingtourenxianji，“dage，zheiniangmenerxingle，buruninxianqushuangshuang，dengninshuangwanleyerangxiongdimenjiejiechan。”
“xiongdimen，heihei......yehaojiumeiyoumoguonvrendeshoule，hahaha......”
“shiadage，yejiwomenshishi。”
“xiongdimenyeyanredejinna！”
......
zhongrenfuhe，dunshiyinxiaoyipian。
weishoudenanrenyuanbenjiuyouzheiyisi，yangzhuangchize，“jiunixiaozihuaizhuyizuiduo，dagechirouhainengburangnimenhetangma？”
“kendingrenrendouyoufener！”
cihuayichu，zhongrenkansujinerdeyanshengengsiwujidanle，henbudelimajiunengpushangqusichetadeyifu......
呵呵！勇气可嘉啊！
sujinerneixinlengxiao，huanshisizhou，zuizhongmuguangtingzailingtourenshenshang。
takanzhongtashoulidedaole。
刀看起来非常不错！
yonglaikanzheibangzasuizhengheshi！
mingnianjinrijiushinimendejichen！
lingtourenzoudaosujinermianqian，shenshouniezhutadexiabarangtataitou，“xiaoniangzi，gendagehaohaokuaihuo......”
sujinerxiaodeyaorao，“dagequpomiaolimiandengwoba！daishangxiongdimen，rangtamenzaiwaimiantingqiangjiaowoshizhanbukai。”
“xiaoniangmenergoujingera！huiwaner，xiongdimengenwojinqudengzhe！”
lingtourenyishenglingxia，zhongrenbianzhijiewangpomiaolizou，tamensihaobudanxinsujinerhuipao，yinweitamendudingtabuhuipao。
guerguamu，nengpaonaliquni？
sujinerzhaoledifanganzhilexiaobao，zhuanshenyilianlengmodezouxiangpomiao，zailingtourenxiangmotalianshi，kuaisushenshouduoxiatashouzhongdedao，yidaomoletadebozi。
zhongrenjinghaihedesichutaocuan，cishisujinerjiuxiangshiyizuoshashenmanshenshaqi，danjiejuetamenhaishifeilehendadeliqi。
meiletamenhushidandan，sujinertingzhidejiliangzhongyuruanlexialai，suanruandetuizaiyezhichengbuzhushenti，tanzuozaidishang，sangzigandekuaimaoyanle，weiligengshiedefangundeteng......
hanzaiyanzhongbenjiuqueshuishaoshi，jiashangyuanzhubeiliukouzhualaihou，yijingyitianyiyemeiyouheshuichidongxile，gengshixuruo。
sujinerbiyanxiuxi，huanjietongku，zhihoubiankaishizaizheiqunliukoushenshangfanzhao，haozaishouhuohaibucuo，youcaibingziheshui，haiyouyixiemantouhesuiyinzi。
heleshuichilemantou，shaozuoxiuxibiantuozhepibeideshentiwangwaimianzou。
xiaobaohaizaiwaimianezheni！
deganjinweitachidianerdongxi。
tagangxingguolaisuiranhunmizhe，danshihaibaoliuzheyishi，suiranzheixiaohaierneishixianghuderenshiyuanzhu，danxianzaizheijushentidezhurenshita。
suoyitachengletadezheifenenqing，yaohaohaodehuzheta。