第五章偷鸡蛋
“偷鸡蛋?”
suxiaoxiaokanjianchongjinlaideliguifang,naohailijiubengchulaiyixiexinxi。
liguifangjiushitaneigebianyiershen,tiantianjiuzhidaoqifutamenxiongmeisangeren。
现在还说这样的话。
suxiaoxiaozhixiangxiao,“zheiniantousheijialihaiyoujidan,jialilianyizhijidoumeiyoule,woshangnaqutounimendejidan?zheijidan,shiwoconghetanshangjianhuilaide,gennimenjiakemeiyourenheguanxi,nibiexiangqiang!”
liguifangwenyan,qideluqixiuzi,“xiao**,jiusuanzheijidanshinijianlaide,jialineimeduozhangbeizai,yedejinzhezhangbeilai,jintianzheijidanmian,nibixujiwojiaochulai!”
tianzhidao,tadouduojiumeichiguobaimianhejidanle。
tacaibuguanzheidongxishinalaide,rangtakanjianle,jiushitade!
liguifangshenshoujiuquqiangmianwan。
suxiaoxiaomouseyichen,yibachouchupangbiandekuaizi,padeyixia,qiaozailiguifangdeshoubeishang。
liguifangchitongdizileziya,shudichouhuishou,shoubeishangjiuduoleliangtiaohongsedezhangtiaohenji。
kanjianshoubeishangbeidachulaidehenji,liguifangqidechuihuzidengyan,“haonigesuxiaoxiao,nijingrangandawo?wokeshinidezhangbeia!nidienianghuozhedeshihou,jiuzheimejiaonidema?wogaosuni,shixiangdehua,jiubajidanmianjiaochulai,burandengwogaosuninai,rangnichibuledouzhezou!”
“jiupingniyesuanshizhangbei?”suxiaoxiaolengxiaodao:“shuodaozhangyouzunbei,yaoshuozhang,jialihaiyaowonaizai,yaoshuoyouwodidimeimeigengyouxiao,nisuanshenmedongxi,zheijidanmianlundedaonima?wojintianhaijiugaosunile,zheijidanmian,ninabuzou,buxindehua,nikeyishishi。”
suxiaoxiaohuangzheshoulidekuaizi,neiyishuangkuaizibeitahuangdepapazuoxiang。
liguifangyikan,jiujuedeshoubeishangtengdelihai。
yebuzhidaozheigesiyatou,choushenmefeng,yiqianneimemenbuhangshengderen,jintianjingranganduitadongshou,haibiandezheimeyajianzuili!
liguifangbenlaijiuxu,suxiaoxiaozhengzhi18,nianhuazhenghao,hetadaqilai,zijikendingchikui。
sijici,liguifangzileziya,yaoyaqiechididao:“hao,haonigexiao**,nijiwodengzhe,wozheijiuqugaosuninai,kanninaibubaleniyicengpi!”
suxiaoxiaosihaobuju,“nixiangqugaozhuangjiuqubei,kanwopabupa。”
“hao,nijiwodengzhe!”liguifangbugandanduhesuxiaoxiaodaqilai,hujiahuweididenglesuxiaoxiaoyiyan,bianwangwaipaoqu。
tayibianpao,yibianduizhezhengwuneibianhanqilai,“niang,annianga,nikuaichulai,suxiaoxiaoneigexiao**toulejialidejidan,haibuchengren!”
suxiaoxiaotingzheliguifangdeguikulanghao,zhaochulaiyigetuopan,basanwanmianfangzaishangmian,duanzhemianjiupaolechuqu。
zhengwujulitamenzhudedifang,haiyouxiejuli。
liguifangxiangzhengwuneibianpaoguoqu,ganjuedaoshenhoupaoguoyigeyingzi,dengtahuiguotouyikan,suxiaoxiaoyijingpaodaozijiawuziqianmian。
jiantakanguolai,suxiaoxiaoduitazuolegeguilian,soudeyixia,jiuzuanjinlefangjianli。
xiayimiao,tapadiyixia,jiubamenjifansuole。
yikanjianzheiqingkuang,liguifanglazhanglebozi:“niang,nikuaichulaia,suxiaoxiaoneigexiao**chidushila!ninzaibuchulai,neibaimianjidanjiumeileya!”
suxiaoxiaozaiwuli,tingzheliguifangdeguikulanghao,yizhuanguotou,jiukanjiansujunhesuyue,liangshuangyuanliuliudiyanjing,dingzheziji。
sujunhesuyue,yetingjianleliguifangdeshengyin,jieshiyilianhaipa。