第4章 婚房,老公送的

taozhixingxueqishangyong,jihubudainaozituokouerchu,“niweishenmetoukuiwo!”

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“你是猪八戒?”

“nicaishizhu,niquanjiadoushizhubajie!”

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nanrenlianmou,yongqisirenbuchangmingdeyuqishuo:“bushizhubajie,nizenmehuidaodayipade?”

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“你家?”

“dui,wohunfang,wolaogonglingxiaohansongde!”

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“zenmeyang,paleba,shixiangdianjiukuaidiangun。”taozhixingbanchulingxiaohan,shunjianyoulediqi,“haiyou,buxubajintiandeshiqingshuochuqu,buran……”

“不然怎么样?”

“lingxiaohanpiqibuhaoshichulemingde,sharengenqiecaiyiyang,niyaoganshuochuqu,wojiurangtapairenanshani!”

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denghuier……taozhixingfaxianlehuadian……

坐着……

tayanmouxiayi,kanzhetadeshuangtui,ranhoumengranxiangdaoshenme……

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陶织星:“……”

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sheinenggaosutalingxiaohanweishenmehuizaizheili?

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taozhixingdeliansezhahongzhazi,henshijingcai。

“jinishifenzhong,shoushihaozijichulai。”

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玩你妈个头……!

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shenhuxi……tuqi……shenhuxi……tuqi……

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