第3章
“maimaikebutanjiaoqinga！zheiciyequeshishilaogetangtule，hekuang，zheibuyeshibendianguijume。”
laolitaishouzhizhejutaideneifumuzhipaibian，shangmianzhengwaiqiniubadexiezhebagezi：xiaobenshengyi，gaibushezhang！
“这...”
牧禅顿时有些尴尬。
shangmiandezizhengshichuzilususuzhishou，yongtadehuashuo，shimushanbuzhangjubuzhiqinan，buzhiqiminjianxiane。
zheigaodiandianweiyuzhanganchengxishi，richangdemaoyiwanglaijiweifanhua，yeshisanjiaojiuliu，yulonghunzazhidi。
suicidiguiweitianzijiaoxia，danhaishimianbulejiechuyingyinggougou，laizhangpaodanzhibei。
zhideyitideshi，zaiduguolekaidianqianqidejiannanhou，mushancengbuzhiyicitichuguyonggongrenkandianzhaodai，liangrenjiucizhuguanpeifangyuanliaojike。
kelususuqueduizheizhangdianmaimaiyishiquelezaiqizhong，henbudesuoyoushidouqinliqinwei。
shijianzhangle，mushanyejiuyouzhetaquzheteng，suiranlinshiguandiandayangzhishishiyoufasheng。
danxiaoliangkoubenyefeizhuiqiuwuzhizhiren，dianpuyingyunengmanzuliangrenzaizheizhanganchengnei，chaimiyouyanjiangcuchaderichangsuoxujike。
“...xishuoqilai，mouhaiyougebuqingzhiqing，haiwangqingxiaogenengshouxiaciwu，diyidunmaizhangqian。”
laoliweiweiyixiao，huanhuankaikoudao。
“laogeqingjiang，zhishixiaodibuzhi，wozheixiaodianliyouyouhewunengkanbiqianwen。”
“有！”
“什么？”
“这个！”
laolijiangshaoziyilao，jiangjikehaiweiwanquanronghuadebingkuaifangzaizhuoqian，muguangzhuozhuodekanzhemushanshuodao：“mouxianghuozhideshi，xiaogedianlizheibingkuaijiujingshicongheerlai！”
bingkuaizhimeinianhandongshiqicaiquhou，chuzangyudijiaozhinei，zheibingfeihedengxinqizhifa。
ergenjudijiaoguanlihuafen，yeyouzheguanjiao、fujiaoheminjiaozhibie。
danqizhongyunshuyubaocundenandu，neikexuyaozhuanrenkanhudali，shaoyoubushen，zhengnianchuzangjiuhuazuoyitanqingshui。
erweilebimianbingkuaironghua，chuleguankongdijiaokaiqicishuzhiwai，haihuijiangquyonghou，weiwanquanshiyongdezhengkuaibingyongyinqicunfang，huanjieqironghuadesudu。
kezongshiruci，bingkuaideyunyonghaishigongbuyingqiu，minjiangenghaiyoushirenzuoshigantan：zhanganqianlibingxue，yanxiakanbihuangjin。
zheisuiyoujifenkuada，danzaimeinianzheikushuzhiji，bingkuaidequeyoujiawushi，kanbihaochenglongganfengsuideyanwoxiongzhangyebuweiguo。
zheiliangshaoniandedixi，zuoweilaogukedeliangrenzaoyijiangcidichadeyiqingerchu，queshiweitaobibianjiangtujuerenzhanluanerlai。
kezheixingshangzhidaoshizaishiyihuxunchang，jiusuanzheidianzhushizhende‘sha’，neiyedeyounengzhichengqirenxingdeziben。
况且...
dianpuchixushugeyuedebingkuaisunhao，zheiyisuanbushangjinyouqiankejiejuedeshiqingle，youqishizaizheiyanxiakushuzhiji，bingkuaidexiquedugengshikanbihuangjin。
laochangyeyizaipangwozhubeizi，suishizuohaojiebei。
suiranduifangjinweiyimingshaonian，danruoyourenheyidong，tazhixushuaibeiweihao，weiyuzuofangwaiqiaozhuangdabanhaodexuanjiayulinjun，yejiangdiyishijianjiangcichutianman。
“好啊！”
“嗯？你说什么？”
laoliyishiyouxielengshen，kemianduitaneiwuxingdeshangweizheweiya，shaonianneishuangqingmingganjingdeshuangyanzhong，queweichanzazherenheyiyang，fangfoshizaihuidachifanlemayibanziran。
“woshuohaoa！wohaiyiweishihedengdashini，yuanlaishilaogeduizheigeganxingqu，qingshaohoupianke。”
牧禅咧嘴笑道。
suihou，congjutaichunachuyigeniupizhibao，limianchengfangzheyiduibaisejiejing，jieshaodao：“wojiushiyongzheidongxizhizuodebingkuai。”
“这是...”
laolihaoqidenieledianfangzaishouzhongdaliang，digudao：“zheihaoxiangshiyanyibandebaiseshikuai，nengzhibing？”
laochangmeitoujinzhou，daliangzhezheijingpianyihuodao：“zheiwujiankanshangquhaoxieyanshu...haoxiang...zainianshaoshijianguo...”
“e？niyeyouzheidengganjuema？kemouquexiangbuchuzheishihewu。”
liangrenmeitoujinzhou，sisuowuguohou，laolichaomushanwendao：“xiaoge，nishishuozheibaisejingkuaikezhibing？”
“dui，liangweilaogejuedeyanshuhenzhengchang，yinweizheigejingshibenjiucunzaiwomenshenbian。”
tahuangusizhoushuodao：“suiranzheizhanganchengneidaduoyimuzhijianzhuweizhu，danqitadixiandetufang，jishiyongshitouduijiercheng。ershikuaizhizhong，jiuhanyouxiexuzheizhongmingwei‘xiaoshi’debaisejingkuang...”
“原来如此...”
mushansuihouzaizhuoshangdaoshangyibeireqitengtengdekaishui，jiangneibaoxiaoshijinshuqingdaorubeizhong。
kanzheneibeikaishuiyirouyankejiandesudulengque，beishenkaishifushangyicengbingwu，laochangshizheshenshouchupeng，jinggandaorushoubingliang。
erbeimianshang，yezhujianningjiechuyipianpiantoumingjingyingdebingpian。
“这居然！”
“开水成冰！！”
“bi...laoli，zheiguntangdekaishuijingran...”
laochangzhenjingzhiyu，chadianshuolouzui。
taquchubingpian，fangrushouzhongzixiduanxiang，kanzheqizaishouzhongzhujianronghuachengshuiye。
tasuoxingjiangqiyiyinerjin，dengdashuangyanzhenjingdao：“queshishibingshui！zheishikuaijingrannengshi‘kaishuichengbing’zheishihedengdedaoshuxianfa！”
“xiaoge，nishiconghedezhizheidengxianfa？”
laoliyeyoushoushirunbingliang，xunwendao。
“laogeyanzhongle，zheishishangyounalaineixiegeguaililuanshenzhishi，zheiyebuguoshixiaodizaixiangxiashenghuoqijian，ourandezhideminjianzhihuibale。”
牧禅随口解释道。
tonglususuyiban，tayebuzhigairuhetonglaoliliangren，pujishenme‘xiaosuangairongjieyushui，huixireyizhiningjiechengbing’dehuaxuezhishi。
“民间智慧...”
laoliliangrenduishiyiyan，suihoukaihuaixiaodao：“hahaha...hao！haogeminjianzhihui！xiaogezhennaishenrenye，jinrikezhenshikaileyanjie！”
“laoli...zheidengminjianzhihuiruguo...”
laochangrenbuzhuyouxiejidongdeshuodao。
kelaoliqueshizhijiejiangqidaduan，yanhanshenyideduimushanwendao：“xiaogekezhi，zheidengmiaofakanbiwanlianghuangjin，ruoshiyunyongdedang，qiebushuoronghuafugui，jiusuanshibeishangciguanjueyeyoukeneng！”
“caifu、quanshi、nvren！zhiyaonixiangdehua，zheiyiqiekeweishituoshoukede！”