第1章
“sha？neigehanshawangye，neigeliuhuangzidianxiayaohelinjiangjunjuedou？”
“yijinglixialeshengsizhuang，mingri，jiuzai‘xuanwumen’qianjuedou，haiyunxuzhanganchengneisuoyoudelaobaixingguankan。”
“liuhuangzidianxiazhendeshihuonile？”
“yigeshazihainengzhidaoshashishengsi？”
“linjiangjunhuijieshouyigehanshawangyedetiaozhan？buhuiba！”
“ai！linjiangjunyeshibeiliuhuangzidianxiajibide，beibiwunaia！”
“jiusuanshilileshengsizhuang，linjiangjunnandaohaizhenganbaliuhuangzidianxiajishale？”
“yigeshazi，nengsizailinjiangjundeqiangxia，yeshizaohua。”
datangguodeliuhuangzidianxia，mingrijiangzai“xuanwumen”，hedatangguozuinianqingde“heijiajun”wuhujiangzhiyidelinjiangjunjuedoudexiaoxi，jingbaoerchu，ruqingkongpili，zhenjingchaoye。
xiaoxi，shidatangguoliuhuangzidianxia，qinwanglijie，qinkoushuochulaide。
zheigedashawangye，jiuchameiyouba“qinwangfu”derenquanbunongshangjie，qiaoluodagu，laqihengfu，youxingnahan，dasixuanchuanle。
zhenggezhanganchengzaiweiliuhuangzidianxia，yejiushiqinwangdianxialijie，mingrijiangzai“xuanwumen”helinjiangjunjuedoudeshi，naodefeifeiyangyangshi。
“qinwangfu”neidezhengdatingshang，yeshirerenaonao。
hejiuhedexinggaocailie，zhengmeifeisewu，shouwuzudao，xiangjigeshenzhemoxiongyanfu，huazhizhaozhandemeiji，xuanyaomingrijiangruheyaobaneigelinjiangjun，jishoushidefufutietiedeqinwanglijie，gangxingfendibihuachuyigeyongjiancidedongzuo。
turan“dong”deyisheng，wanghouzhitingtingdiyangtoudaoxia，bushengrenshi。
“王爷——”
sihouwangyehejiudeguanjialiushunhejigemeiji，jianzhuang，jinghuyisheng，huangluandiweileshanglai。
“王爷——”
jigerenweizhuwangye，jingtiandongdidehuhuan。
renpingjigerenhutianhuandi，wangyejiushiyidongbudong。
“wangye，nikeqianwanbuyaohehuxiaoren，xiaorendanxiaoa！”
liushunyibianshuo，yibianzhanzhanjingjing，bashouzhishendaowangyedebixia。
zheiyitan，hedeliushunyifochushierfoshengtian。
wangyezhendemeiyouchudeqile。
wangyejiuzheiyangturangepile。
“啊——”
liushunjingzhayisheng，duomenerchu。
jigemeijihedehunfeiposan，xiangyaogenzheguanjiapao，quedongbulebu，ruanleshenzi。
突然。
wangyezhengyan，zhizhizuoqilai。
王爷诈尸了！
jigebenjiuhedehunfeiposandemeiji，“ge”deyishengquandouyunsiguoqu。
zuoqilaidelijie，yilianjingedikanzhezhoubianjidumoshengdehuanjing。
zijizuozaixiuyoudahongmudandeditanshang，erqiehaishizaiyijiandiaolianghuadong，chensheguseguxiang，haohuakuanchangdeketingli，shenbiantangzhejigeyunsiguoqu，shenzhemoxiongyanfuguzhuangzhangqundewumeinvzi。
啥情况？
李杰愣了。
zijibushiwanchengleyige“aaaaa”detegongrenwu，daizhezhipiaoqulecengjingshenghuoguodegueryuan。
conggueryuanchulai，zhunbeidachequjichang，daohaibinqudujia。
buxianggueryuanpangbiandeyigeyoueryuandamenqian，yigeshenkunzizhizhadandeshizhijiahuo，shouchibishouhuiwu，yaoxiechiyiliangjiesongxiaopengyoudexiaoche，hedeneixiesongbaobeijinyoueryuandejiazhangmenjingkongwanfen，sichuduobi。
lijieyiyankanchu，neigeshizhijiahuokunbangzaishenshangdezizhizhadan，zhizuodejiqicubaojianlou，genbenmeiyouzhuanyexingkeyan，shaoyoubushen，jiuhuibaozha。
weileburangzheigeshizhidejiahuoxiechidaozaiyouxiaopengyoudexiaoche，fangzhiturandebaozhashangjiyichedexiaopengyou，yinfajudadegonggongweihai，lijiehaobuyouyudimengpuleshangqu......
lijiehaimeiwanquanfanyingguolai，naoziliturankaishijieshoudalianglailubumingdexinxi......
danaojieshouwandaliangdeguguaixinxihou，lijiexiaole。
呵呵！
自己居然是穿越了。
chuanyuedaolelingyigekongjian。
yigeshishangbingbucunzaidedatangguo。
在这个大唐国。
tadexinshenfenshidatangguodeliuhuangzidianxia，qinwanglijie。
zhishi，zheigeqinwangdianxia，yejiushiyuanzhu，shiyigehanshadehuangzi，yigehanshadewangye。
zheigehanshabuzhinannvzhishideyuanzhu，buzhiweihe，turanxihuanshangleyigejiaoshangguanyuyandeguniang，haichaosimuxiang。
houlaitingshuoneige“heijiajun”wuhujiangzhiyidelinjiangjun，yexihuanneigeshangguanguniang。
zheirangyigenjindehanwanglaiqile。
jiezhe，youtingwen，shangguanguniangfanglehua，sheiyaoyulinjiangjunjuedou，shenglelinjiangjun，shangguanguniangjiujiajishei。
dangran，linjiangjunshengle，shangguanguniangjiujiajilinjiangjun。
zheirangyigensijindeshawanglaijingle，meirizhunshizhundiandao“linfu”quzhaolinjiangjunjuedou。
功夫不负有心。
jinri，linjiangjunzhongyujieshouleyuanzhudetiaozhan。
唉！
lijieyaoyaotou，zheishangguanguniangshihexuren？
yuanzhuliujitadexinxizhiyouyige，neijiushiyizhanghuaxiangshangdexiannv。
画像？
呵呵呵！
neizhanghuaxiangjuranbeiyuanzhuzhenzangzaibeiwoli。
哈哈哈！
有趣了。
yuanzhubeirenshuale，beirendangqiangshi。
有趣的游戏。
lijietiyuanzhujieshouzheigeyouqudeyouxi。
这个游戏有趣啊！
有趣得很！
zuoweiyigechuanyuezhiqian，lian“007”yushang，douyaogonggongjingjingzuntaweilaodadechaojitegongwang，zhiyaolveweidongdongnao，jiuzhidaoqizhongyouyinmou。
erqie，haishiyigedayinmou。
neigezhizaozheichangyinmoudejiahuo，zhishiwanwanmeiyouxiangdao，tayaodangqiangshidehanshawang，tiqianzhatangle。
李杰一笑。
yuanzhu，nijiuhaohaodizaiwoneigekongjianshijieli，xiangshouzuigaodaiyudeliaoyangba！
wo，chuanyuelaidelijie，weini，weinizheigeyuanzhu，bazheigeyouxiwanhai，yebazheigekongjianshijiewandetianfandifu。
lijiezaikankanshenbianneijigeyunsiguoqumeiji，yaoyaotou。
zheishi，zhijianguanjialiushunzaidatingwaitantoutannao，xianglizhangwang。
liushunjianwangyezuoleqilai，annianyishengfo，xiaoxinyiyihuanleyisheng：“wangye！”
lijiejiranyaotiyuanzhuwanyouxi，jiudejixuhansha，buranmeidewan。
李杰向刘顺招招手。
liushunzheicaidazhedanzikuajinketing，youzuohaosuishitaotuodezhunbei，laidaowangyeshenbian。
“啪”
lijiemeihaoqiditaishouyibazhangpaizailiushundenaodaishang，dao：“nipaosha？”
liushunjianwangyemeishi，zheicaisongleqi，yibianfuwangyeqishen，yibiandao：“wangyeturanhundao，xiaorenjizhequjiwangyeqingdafu。”
wangyeyizhiyilaidoubeiliushunhuyoudetuantuanzhuan，danshi，zheiyiciliushunmeiyouhuyouwangye。
liushunyiweiwangyeguilexi，queshijizheyaoqujiwangyeqingdafu，zhishihaimeichuwangfu，youzhefanhuilaizaikankan。
liushunfuzhewangyezaijiuzhuoqianzuohao，ranhoubaneixiehunsidemeijiquandounongxing。
zheixiemeijijianwangyehaohaodizuozhe，caihuanhuishen。
lijiemomohounaoshao，youxietong，xinghaoditanhou，fouzegangcaineiyigehouyangdao，feitoupoxueliu，nongyigenaozhendangbuke。
奇怪啊！
zheigeyuanzhusuishihansha，danshentiqueshibangbangde，zenmehuituranmeile，rangtazheigechaojitegongwangchuanyueerlai，tidaile。
酒。
李杰心念一闪。
是酒的问题。
lijiesuiranmeiyouqinkouhezheijiu，danshiyuanzhuhele，erqiehaihedebushao。
lijiejietileyuanzhudeshenzi，ziranjiujuechuzheijiubeirenzuoleshoujiao。
yuanzhuhansha，genbenjiubuzhidaojiuliyouyao，zhiguhaoyin。
xiazaijiulideyao，bushiduyao。
xiayaoderenyemeiyouyaodushazheigehanshawangyedeyisi，zhishixiangliyongjiulideyao，rangzheigehanshawangyezaizheiliangsanrinei，zanshibunengshiyongbaofali。
yidanhanshawangyeshiyongbaofali，jiuhuishunjianhunjue。
xiayaozhirenziyiweitianyiwufeng，wanwuyishidejihua，quemeiyouxiangdaobeizheigehanshawangyezigetiqianlabaole。
原因很简单。
yuanzhuzaixiangjigemeijixuanyaomingriruheshoushineigelinjiangjunshi，shouwuzudao，youshouzuochijianzhizhuang，hai“haihaihai”depici。
jiuzheiyixuanyao，yuanzhuwuyijianshiyonglebaofali，yinqituranhunjue，wanghouyangdaoxiaqu。
dishangsuiranshihouhoudeditan，yuanzhuhaishi......
yuanzhuliujichuanyueerlaidelijiedejiyi，jinrihedejiu，bushiwangfude，shibierensongde。
zheishiliushungaosuyuanzhude。
lijiean“heng”yisheng，youyisi。
“sheisongdejiu，zheimelihai，babenwangdoujizuidaole。”
lijieyishoumozhehounaoshao，guzuotoutong，yishoudafangzaiyigemeijidexiangjianshang，qishendao。
liushunlianmangdao：“wangye，zheijiushimagongzixiaojingyede。”
magongzi，lijiezhidao，yigejialiyoukuangdewankuzidi，changchangxiaojingwangye。
lijiezaimeijimendechanfuxiahuidaowofang。
jiuzaimeijiweiwangyejiekaijinbeideshihou，neizhangrangyuanzhuchimideshinvhua，zhanxianzailechuangshang。
liushunhemeijimendouzhidaowangyebeiwolizangzhemeirentu，zhishiguzuobuzhibale。
xianzai，zheizhangmeirentuzhanxianzailedajiadeyanqian，jixuzhuangzhebuzhidao，xianranxingbutongle。
wangyesuishihansha，danbingbushibaichi。
lijienaqishinvtu，shunkouguyiwendao：“zheishisheiya？”
liushunlianmangdao：“wangye，zheige，haoxiangshishangguanxiaojie，wangye，nizenmeyoushangguanxiaojiedehuaxiang？”
“shangguanxiaojie？sheijiadeya？”
liushunzhidaowangyeburenshichaotangdedachen，dao：“wangye，zheishangguanxiaojieshibingbushangshu，shangguandarendexiaonv，jiaoshangguanyuyan，shiwomendatangguodediyimeinv。”
事情一下明朗了。
yourenxianrangyuanzhuchimishanghuaxianglideshangguanyuyan，ranhou，rangyuanzhuweishangguanyuyanchicu，he“qingdi”linjiangjunjuedou。
jiyuanzhuxiayao，mude，shiyaozhilinjiangjunyusidi。
zheigeyinmouyezhiyouzheigehanshadeyuanzhunenggoushengren，shenbuzhiguibujue，wanquandetianyiwufeng。
呵呵！
lijieyixiao，bashangguanyuyandehuaxiangwanghuailiyibao，tangzailechuangshang。
咦——
yiguanbudongnannvzhishidewangye，juranxihuanshangleshangguanxiaojie，zheirangliushunhemeijimenjingebuyi。
meijimenjiandaowangyebaozheshangguanxiaojiedehuaxianghenkuaishuiqu，doutoutouyixiao，sihouzaiwangyedechuangqian，kaishiqiaoqiaoshuoxiao。
“wangyehuixihuanmeirenle，yihoudajiagengyaodabanpiaoliangyidian......”
“duiduidui！shuobuzhunnayitian，wangyekanshanglewomen，yaobawomendoujichile......”
“nizheigexiaotizi，jiuzhidaogouyinwangye......”
“peipeipei！nimensheibuxiangbeiwangyechile......”
“dajiahuafeineimedadexinsi，haibushiweilerangwangyedongxin......”
“wangyezhenyaoduiwomendonglexin，zuigaoxingdejiushiniangniang......”
“wa！zhenshineiyang，niangniangbuzhidaohuizenmezhongshangwomen......”
“sheiyaoshixianyoule，shuobuzhunjiushiwangfei......”
lijietingzhemeijimendeshuoxiao，chadianxiaochulai。
buguo，youhenshiweiyuanzhuyihan，fushangzheimeduodemeiji，juranyigeyemeiyoupeng，jiubaozheyizhangshinvtuguoyin。
............
此时。
“甘露殿”
datangguohuangdiliyuanlongyandanu，“pa”deyisheng，shuaisuilechabei。
shijigebeijinjizhaojin“ganludian”laidedachen，zaojiuzhidaohuangshangshiweiheshizhaojiantamen，gegepingxijingqi，muzhuangyibanchuzhe。
“荒唐！”
“荒唐！”
“荒唐至极！”
“linchen，zheidaodishizenmehuishi？”
liyuannubukee，baoheyisheng。
“huihuangshang，mojiangjinrixiachaohuifu，qinwangdianxiayijinghouzaimojiangfumenqian，lanzhumojiang，yaohemojiangjuedou，weiguanzhezhongduo，mojiangruruobudayingqinwangdianxiadetiaozhan，qinwangdianxiajiulanzhumojiang，buzhunmojiangjinfu，mojiangbudeyi，jieshouleqinwangdianxiadetiaozhan。”
shenzhexianyankaijiadelinchen，yingzisashuang，gongshougongshen，bubeibukangdao。
“mingri，shizai‘xuanwumen’qianjuedou？”
liyuanyayizhunuhuo，lengshengdao。
“huihuangshang，qinwangdianxiayaoqiuzai‘xuanwumen’qianjuedou，mojiangmeiyoudaying，zhishuozaixijiaoxiaochangheqinwangdianxiaqiecuoyixia。”
linchenfeichanglengjingdihuidao。
liyuanzhidaozijideneigehanshahuangzi，sanfanwucizai“linfu”qianlanzhulinchenyaojuedou，linchendoushihaoyanxiangquan，lianhongdaipian，caimeiyourangshiqingnaoqilai。
jinri，neigehanshahuangzishiyingbizhelinchenyaojieshoutadetiaozhan，fouze，jiuyaozai“linfu”qianzican。
linchendenanchukexiangerzhi。
liyuannuqijianxiao，yangtou，bimu，antuyikouqi。
“dangzhenlileshengsizhuang？”
linchendanxiguixia，gongshoudao：“mojiangqianle。”
liyuanchadianshuangquanwosuizhigu，yaopoyaguan。
“jiranyijinglixiashengsizhuang，youshizaixiaochangjuedou，neijiushijunzhongwuxiyan。”liyuanyiziyijudao：“mingri，zhen，qindaoxiaochang，kannimenjuedou。”
zhongdachenwenyan，chengmujieshe，huangshangbushiqihunletouba！
daoqiangwuyan，feisijishang，zheiqishierxi。
erqie，huangshanghaiyaoqinziqianwangxiaochang，guankanzheichangbenjiuhuangtangzhijidejuedou。