lieryiting,tingxialejiaobu“hefa?”
“woyaomugong、tiejiang、junshi!yaohanmende,shenshiqingbaide!”
lierxianglexiang“jini!”
piankehou,lichengtianbeirenbaozhezaicilaidaofeichuanchu,dakaicangmenrangrencongzhongbanchujiyangzhongwu。
“zheijiushinibangzhenyingdebanfa?”liershizaimeiyoukanchuzheijiyangdongxiyouhezuoyong。
lichengtiankanzhezheijiyangwupin,queshiyouxiegankai“xunidayinji、taiyangnengdianlizhuanhuaban、pingbancaozuodiannao、shimoxidayincailiao(sanxiang)、yixianga4wenjianzhi。”rangrenjiangzheixiedaihuizijidegongdian,meixiangdaozhangsunhuanghouzaineilidengzheziji。
conglierhuaizhongjieguolichengtian,zhangsunhuanghouniaibandenielenielichengtiandebizi,duilierxiaodao“youchenqiebangninkanzhezheihaiziba!”
lieryemeiduoshuo,zhuanshenliqu。
lichengtianduizhelierliqushidebeiyingshuodao:“woyaoderen,ganjinsongguolai!”
liertouyemeihui“yigeshichen!”
zhangsunhuanghoukanzhehuaizhongdelichengtianxiaodao:“yebuzhidaonidexiaoxicongnalaide,xiwangnibuyaorangbixiashiwang。”
lichengtianxiangshouzhehuanghoudeaifushuodao“babaigongnvheshiwei,wosongjiniyan!”
zhangsunhuanghoudao“gongliyouyan!”
“bairuxuedeyan,quantianxiasuoyourendoukeyichideqideyan,keyiweidatangjianmianzhanzhengdeyan!”
zhangsunhuanghoutinghouzhijierangrenquanpai,bingbazheixiaoxichuandijilier。
liertinghouyixiao“zheihaizi,youdianyisi,yanzheishichengle,nijiushizhenzhengdehuangzi!danshi,zheidongtujue......”haishibanzhelianquhedachenshangliangdongtujueshifouhuilaixideshiqingle。
dangtahedachenquedingdongtujuejiyoukenengzaicilaixihou,zaicilaidaolichengtiandegongdianzhinei,jiukandaoyixietiejiangzhizhetieludingleguanglangdezaineiqiaodongxi,mujiangmenzepazaidishangweizhejizhangbaizhi。
lichengtiankemeixianzhe,rangrenbataiyangnengdianlizhuanhuabananzhihaohou,likecaozongpingbandiannaoxiadadayinzhiling,dangyibangzirenkandaoxunidayinjipingkongchuxianyixieqiqiguaiguaidewupinshi,yanjingdouyaodiaodaodishangle,pazaidishangbalichengtiandangchengleshenxian。
lichengtiandayindedongxihenjiandan,shimoxicailiaoxishao,nengdayindezhiyoupao!jupao!
sanxiangcailiaoyongleyixiangzi,dayinchulewushimenjupao,zhangsunhuanghouanpaishiweijiangzheixiedongxibandaoyuanzhongyanjiakanshou,kanzhelichengtiancouzaiyiqidexiaolian,juedeshifenbukesiyi“zheishishangtiandeenci,zheihaizizhenshiyikuaibao,keqianwanbunengrangbixiajishale!”
lierweizhewushimenjupaoraolesanquan,dao“ciweihewu?”
lichengtianmeishuohuajixuzhihuipangbiandebianpaogongjiangzhizuohuoyaodebili。
dangyikehuoyaozhizuohaozhihou,lichengtianbizhelierzhaodaoyichuxiaochangjinxingshiyan,bubibuxinga,lierxiangzaigonglishiyan,zheibushiyaorenminglema!
“juqihuoba,duizhepaoweibudeyinxiandianran!”lichengtianzhihuihuihaohou,likerangzhangsunhuanghoujiangzijibaoyuan,hairangshenpangdegongnvbangzijihehuanghouwuzheerduo。
“dong!”diyishengjuxiang,benlaiyijingyesejianglindezhanganshunjianjiqiwanzhangxuannao。
lierbeijuxianghedetuidouruanle,qitashiweidouyijingpazailedishang。
zhangsunhuanghousuiranbeiwuzhuleerduo,danyeshibeiheleyitiao,kanzhehuaizhongyinweijuxiangbantianmeiyouhuiguoshenerlaidelichengtian,xiaole。
jupaozaochengleyigejiangjinshimidejukeng,zheiyijieguoranglierkaixinle。
“ganggangzhizuohuoyaodegongjiangpairenkanguanqilai,xiemizhe,zhuquanzu!”zhuantoulaidaozhangsunhuanghoushenbian:“zheipao,zhenyao200men!”
lichengtianyaoleyaotou“zheishishimoxicailiaode,xianzaidatangdegongyigenbenzaobuchulai,wodecailiaobuduobunengquanzuohuopao,keyixianliangang,gangzhidehuopaosuiranmeiyoushimoxidenaiyong,danshizugoule!”
lierjidenaotou“shimoxi?gang?tiebuxingma?”
“keyi,paoguanhouduyaogao,haiyaoduoshiyancaixing,rongyizhatang!”lichengtianbailebaishou,duizhelierjixushuodao“diyifenliwushihuopao,zheidierfennixianzaiyekanleba!”shuobapairenbazijizhufutiejianghemujiangzhizuodedongxidaileguolai。
“matitie,dingzaimazhangzhishang,sunhuaizhihouzhijietihuanshiyongjike,maanmadeng,bangzhunikuaisuzujianqibingbudui!”
liererhuabushuo,likezhaorenguolaiyanzheng。
lichengtiandexiaoyanyijingkaishidajiale,zheijushentidenianlinghaishitaixiaole。zhangshijianbuxiuxi,lichengtianyijingsuanshitupolezijishentidejixian。
zhangsunhuanghoukanzhelichengtianluchulepibeizhise,genliergaozuiyishenghou,jiubaozhelichengtianhuigongle。
lierxingfendekanzheyanqianzheiliangfenliwu,yanjiaoquanshixiaoyi,wushimenjupao,buxuyaopaiduoshaobingjiukeyijiangdongtujuedagepianjiabuliule。
shenyeli,huanghougongzhong,lierduizhezhangsunhuanghoushuodao“nijuedezheihaiziruhe?”
zhangsunhuanghoupailepailierluandongdedashou“tajintiandishuiweijin!”
lierdongle,danshihenyouyu“zhenduitadelaili......”
zhangsunhuanghouwuzhuletajixushuohuadezui,jiangtouzhenzailierhuaizhong“zheishishangtiandeenci,shiwomendehaier!”
jiandingdeyuqirangliermingbai,huanghoushizhendexiaizheihaizi,ruguobushitalailishizailiqidehua,neijiuhaole。
“tadelailizhendezhongyao?tajintiansongjiniliangjianliwu!”zhangsunhuanghouzhidaolierdejidan。
“zhongyaoma?”lierxiaole,“tashizhendeerzi,jinhoudoushi!”
zhangsunhuanghouxiaodao:“mingritongzhizongshiba!”
lierturanniutouduizhangsunhuanghoudao:“bunengpaidi,yebunengpaigao,henmafan!”
sikaolepiankehou,lieryoudao“fengwang,weijizun!”
zhangsundiandiantou“yehao,shengdeshangwukeshang。”
lieryouyaoleyaotou“pashibugou。zhenshiguole,tabupasibuxianghuo,ruoshiliwusongwan,kongpahuizhijielikai!”
zhangsunhuanghoubimuchensipiankehou,“chengqianzhixia,qingquezhishang,guojiriranglizhitamenguoquzhaota!”
liermanyile,yewandezhangan,kongjiwusheng。
“jizhenkankanzheiduochulaidesunzi!”liyuanlaile,tingshuozijiduolegeshenxiansunzi,liyuanhenhaoqi。
lierjinriqingchenjiujianglichengtianbaorulezongrenfu,xinger,yejiushishuotashizhangsunhuanghoudeerzi,lichengqianzhidi,qitasuoyouhuangzilongsundeerge!
lichengtianhennanshou,zuotianmangzhejile,dishuiweijin,shizaimeibanfa,zhinengqichuanghouzhihuidianneideshinvquzhunbeichenshi,dangtakandaoruniangpaojinlaideshihou,zhenggerendoubuhaole。bizherunianglikailediannei,zhihuigongnvjizijizuoleyiwanshuizhengdan。
meibanfa,zheishizijixianzaiweiyikeyijieshoudeshiwu,zhiyudatangdeyinshima,buduozuopingjia,fanzhengjiushichibuguan。
kanzheturanpaojinlaidelaotou,haizicheng“zhen”,lichengtianbuyongxiangdouzhidaoshishei,zhizheshinvzaiquzuoleliangwanshuizhengdan,baizaileliyuanmianqian。
liyuankanzhelichengtianzheigexiaopihaishifenhaoqi“nijiushitianshangdiaoxialaidedan?”
lichengtianyikoushuizhengdanpenlechulai,gaodepangbianshinvjimangguixiayiweizijizuochudeshiwuyouwenti。
“laotouer,niquedingshuodeshidan?bushiren?”lichengtianhenshengqi。
“haha,zhenshinidehuangzufu,nijingranganjiaozhenlaotouer?”liyuanjuedeyigexiaopihaijiaozijilaotouerhenyouyisi。
dianzihechengdeshengyinrangliyuanhenhaoqi,shenshoumolemolichengtianboziqiandejixieshebei。
“zheishizhinengfanyiqi,woshuohuayongde,nikebieqiangle,woxianzaidehouguanhaimeifayuhao,meibanfafasheng。”lichengtianhendanxinzheigelaotoukanshangzijidedongxi,zuotianlierhezhangsunhuanghoukeyiduizheiwanyihaoqijile。
“quantianxiadoushizhende,zhenhaikanbushangnizheishenmeqide!heng!”dele,laoxiaohaiyige。
lichengtianzhizhewanshuodao“gangzuohaode,nichangchang,lianglekejiubuhaochile。”
liyuanchangleyikou“weidaotaidanle。”
“yangwei,zhuxiaohua。nianjidaderen,shengbingderenduochi,duishentihao!”
“xing,huitouwopairenlaixue!”
kanzheliyuanyouxieyuyanyouzhi,lichengtianqiguaidao“heshirangninzheiweitaishanghuangnankaijinkou?”
liyuanxiaole,taxihuanzheigehaizi,henduizijidekouwei。“nishuodedongtujuezhendehuilai?”
“会!”
“weishenmejianchengchengweihuangdijiuhuiwangguo?”
“yinweijiangshandabanshilishimindaxialaide,lijianchengxianghuozhe,lishiminjiudesi。qinwangfutiancewujiangdaoshiyigebuhuiliuxia,zheibushilijianchengkeyijuedingde!”
liyuanchenmo,momochizheyanqianzheiwuweideshuizhengdan。
“nihenlihai!”lichengtianjuedebuyinggaiduizheilaorentaiguoyucanren。
liyuanmeifanyingguolai“weihe?”
“suiwangle,suoyinihenlihai,zheishidiyidian;nierzihenlihai,suoyiniyehenlihai,zheishidierdian;nishitaishanghuang,bihuangdihaigao,suoyinihenlihai,zheishidisandian!”
liyuanhenkaixin“disidian,younizheigesunzi,wohenlihai,haha!”
lichengtianwunaideyaoleyaotou“wobuxihuanzheili,gengbuxiangdangsunzi。”
“kenibixuyaodang!”liyuanjiezheshuodao“zhenkuaifengle。”
lichengtianmingbaitadeyisi,pairenhanlaiyiminggongjiangzuoleyifuxiangqi,bazhangsunhuanghouqinglai。
“xiangzoutian,mazouri......”kaishijieshaoxiangqideguiju。
“zheipaoweihewu?weiheyaogezheda?”
“guojiri,tianxiawenming!xianzai,zhishiguiju!”shuowanbianrangzhangsunhuanghoubangzijiluoqi。
zhangsunhuanghouniezhulichengtiandeerduo,xishengdao“rangbengongdangnideshinvma?zheishi?”
lichengtianmanbuzaihu“niyaodangwoma,dangmabubangerzima?”
“妈?”
“就是娘的意思!”
zhangsunhuanghougaoxingle,baozhelichengtiandexiaolianqinlejikou。liyuanmanlianheixian,dangwobucunzaihaishizenmezhe?
zaibaliyuanjiangzhuqizhihou,lichengtiantoutouduizhehuanghouerbiandao“fuziqingfen!”
zhangsunhuanghoumingbaile,yanshenrangrenqutongzhilier,zijibangzhelichengtianjixuheliyuanxiaqi。