第6章 不喝就倒掉

lierzaiyicibiaoqingyansudilikaile,yebuzhidaotaneibangdachentingdaozheigexiaoxihuibuhuifengdiao。

zhangsunhuanghouguzuoshengqideqiaoleqiaolichengtiandexiaonaodai,meiganshitaidajinger。

liyuanxinlijuezhezheihaizibucuo,likaizhiqianrangneigeshinvyouzuoleyiwanjidangengchi。

zheirangzhangsunhuanghouyouxiehaoqi,bijingtakemeikandaolichengtianchenshichideshenme。

lichengtiantongkudecuorouzhezijidexiaoshenban,buxiangshuohua。

badaozhangsunhuanghouzaiyicibugulichengtiandefandui,qinnidijiangqibaozaihuaizhong“haohaiziya,younizhenshishangtiandeenci!”

zheishiyizhonglichengtianmeiyouganshoudaodechongai,congyisuitabeidairufuliyuanhoujiukaishilexuexideyisheng。zijidasuandangbingruwudeweiyixiwangjiushizhongduanneitongkubukandexueye,30suicaicongdaxuebiyedeganjuezhenrangrenganjuedaozhixi。kenengyourenhuiqiguai,yibandaxuebiyebushi22suizuoyouma?

2789nian,xiaoxuefugailexueqianyouer,yaoshang10nian,yejiushishuo2suikaishijiuyaoquxuexiao。huaguodexuexiaoertongdoushisanheyiti,shenmeyisi?yisuoxuexiaojiushixiaochugaozaiyiqi,zhibuguodidianqufenkaileeryi。xiaoxueshinian,chuzhongwunian,gaozhongwunian,renshengmanmanlu,ershinianzhuanyanjiuguoqule。

daxueyaoxiangduihaoyixie,keyixuanzetiaojihetiqianbiye,lichengtianyonglebanianshijianwanchengledaxueshierniandexueye,xunsubaomingruwu,wanyibujiuhuibeitadelaoshisongquduyan,ranhoushishuoshi、boshi、boshihou。

lichengtianlikaixuexiaodeneiyitian,duizhezijidelaoshiwendao:“hekuzixiangcanshani?”

talaoshida:“yinweibuxiangrangniruwu!”

lichengtiandongle,houlaitacaizhidaolaoshishitashengshenfuqindepengyou。danshilichengtianbuhouhui,renshengdexuanzehenduo,zuizhongyaodexuanzeshihezijidelu,jianchibuduandizouxiaqu。

houlai,lichengtianchengweileguoneizuinianqingdeshaoxiao,tongnianjinshengzhongxiao,yinianhouchengweishangxiao。duiyulichengtiandelvlilaishuo,shichangrenwufapinide,yeshitalaoshiweiyidejiaoao,bazijidenverjieshaolejita。

kexitianbusuirenyuan,lichengtianqudaokongjianzhandeweiyimudejiushiyinweikongjianzhanmeiniankezengjiaqisangeyuedexiujia,tanulijizandeyinianxiujiaquanbupaotang,benlaidasuanlaopohaizirekangtou,jieguoheidongbangtawanchenglehaizirekangtoudemengxiang。

sangangtubeirenbaozoule,lichengtianzhezhongqiangdiaorangtamenkanhuhao,genshuibituyibandeneigangtu,zheishuidaozhongzikeshizijiweilaidezhushia!

rangzhangsunhuanghoubaozaihuaizhongqinni,shizaishoubulezhihou,lichengtianjueding,zaisongyigeliwu(jihuanghouzhaodianshizuo,shengdelaohuohaiziji)。

jirihou,zhangsunhuanghouzaicilaidaolichengtianmianqian,buyongshuo,youweilexianshizijimuaideshikedaole。

“niangniang,ninqueqianma?”lichengtianchengkaisinvezaizijilianshangdeshuangshouwendao。

zhangsunhuanghouxiaodao:“xiaotianer,yaozaisongweiniangyigeliwuma?guaihaizi,danshibuxuzaiyoujingxi!”zheigesuoweidefujiajingxibuyongwen,kanlierjiuzhidaole,liangge“jingxi”ranglierzheiliangtianrufengmoyiban,zheibianpaibingqianqudiaochadongtujuezhishi,neibianyouanpailijingxiewushimenjupaojisibaikehuoyaoqianwangyouzhouchengbufang。

zhiyuhuangzai,lierlazhezhangsunwuji、weizheng、duruhuizaizhengdianzhongtaolunleyiye,diertianshangchaoshi,dachenmenzhikandaolesigeshuangyantonghongdejunchen,buganguoduoyanyu,dangtiandezaochaobiwangrixiadegengzaoyixie。

lichengtianwunaidao:“funvshengziruxingzouzaiguimenguanzhishang,ruguoyouyitaowanshandeshengcunliucheng,huirangdatangduohuoxialaiyixiefunv!”

zhangsunhuanghoumeiyoutingdongliuchengshenmede,danshitadagaiqingchuleyijianshijiushilichengtiankeyibangzhudatangnvzizaishengchanshizengjiahuoxialaidejihui。

“zheigefangfaniweishenmebugaosunibixiani?”

“yinwei,nishihuanghou!”

“lairenbimosihou,bengongxie,nijiang!”zhangsunhuanghoudashouyihui,dingzhelichengtiandao。

lichengtianxixishuodao,funvshengzihouweiherongyichuxianmingsun,eryingtongyouhennancunhuo,zhongdianweiraonianling,zaidatangshisiwusuichengrenbiankechenghun,danyongyuanmeiyourenqukaolvzheigenianjiderenjiehunshengzishifouhuiyoushenmeyingxiang。

zhanluan、fenzheng,shidenanzishiwubianshanglezhanchang,jidadejianshaolenianqinglaoliderenkoujishu,suoyizaochengniankeyilijie,danshijuebuzhichi。nannvzuihaozai18suizhihou(meiganshuo20suiyishang,zheigenianjiduanduiyudatanglaishuoyijingsuanshizhongnianle),zheiyangshengxialaideyinghaicaihuishentiqiangzhuang,fayulianghao,jianmianlexiantianjibingdechuxian。tongshinvrenshengzi,yidingyaozhunbeiyipenreshuiduiweiqicashishenti,baokuoyixiezhuchansuoyoudegongjushenzhijieshengpodeshuangshou,yidingyaoyongreshuiduociqingxi......

yangyangsasajiqianzi,xiedezhangsunhuanghoudouyouxieshouruan,qizhongliejudaole14suinvrenshengzihe20nvrenshengzideduibi,tongshizhezhongqiangdiaodeguozaoshengzihuiduinvxingdeshentichanshengbukebimiandesunshang,erzheixiesunshangyehuiqianliandaoxiayidaideshenshang。

lichengtianheleyikoushuihou,jixushuodao“niangniangninjiudaiyouyixiexiaochuanyijixinlvbuqidezhengzhuang。”genshinvyaoguoyigemuhe,qizhongzhuangzhezijizaiyiliaocangzhaodaodetexiaoyaowu,zhiyuzhongzineixiedoushizaihouqincangzhaodaode,liangxiangshimoxicailiaobeizijifengcunqilai,yihoushikendinghuiyongdaode。

dakaixiangzi,congzhongquchuyigebaiseboliping,zheishikongjianzhanzhanzhangzhiqianzhiliaoxiaochuangoumaidetexiaoyao,shiyonghouyizhouneibuzuoguojifanyingjiuhuizidongquanyu,yinweihaipaxiaoguobuhao,zhanzhangduomaileyike,bijing、jiahuoniannianyou!

zhangsunhuanghousuiranyouxieqiguailichengtianshiruhekanchuzijishenticunzaiwenti,dangtiankandaolichengtianshouzhongdebolipingshi,yanjingdouzhile。

“稀世珍宝啊!”

lichengtianjianguaibuguai,dakaipinggaijiangyaoquchu,rangxiarenzhunbeiyiwanwenshuifangrushuizhong,zhuantoukanzhehuanghou。“heleta。”

“niangniangbuke,sundaozhangdoushuoguonizheibingwuyaokeyi,zheiyaopashi......”shenpangshinvjimanglanzhu。

“zheishizhixiaochuande,xinlvbuqidezhengzhuangwozheimeiyao,ruguobuxiangxinkeyizhijiedaodiao。”lichengtianbuzaiduoyan。

pangbianshinvduanqizheiwanyaoshuijiuzhunbeiwangwaidao,beihuanghoulanxia。“zizuozhuzhang!bengongdeshiheshiyounijueding?”danbingmeiyouzhijiejiangzheiwansuoweideyaoshuihexia。

lichengtiankanlezijishouzhongyijingkongwuyiwudeboliyaoping,xiaole“ganxieniangniangduiwodezhaoguyoujia,qingniangnianghuigongba!”

zhangsunhuanghouzhangkoujiangwanzhongdeyaoshuihexia,tapashiquzheigehaizidexinren,mianqiangdexiaoleyixiabianhuigongquzhaotaiyiling。

“xiaodianxia,neiwanyaozhenkeyizhiyuhuanghouniangniang?”yizhifushilichengtiandeshinvwendao。

lichengtiantaitoukanleyan,meihuida,fanwen:“zheimezhangshijianlewohaibuzhidaonijiaoshenme?”

shinvdadao:“nubijianmingcuilian。”

“cuilian,woxiangxiuxile!”

“是,奴婢告退。”

lingyibiandehuanghougongzhong,zhangsunhuanghoushenpangjiweitaiyizhangkounuchi:“herengansiziweiyaoyuhuanghouniangniang,jianzhigaisi!”

“没错,该诛!”

zhangsunhuanghoulianseyibian“gun!”

hedetaiyimenfudiqingzui,“bengongdebing,nimenzhibuhao,bierenzhihaiyaosha!dangzhenlebudea,bukuishitaiyi!”

“weichenbugan,qingniangniangshuzui!”

“weichenzhipajianrenyongyaomengbiniangniang!”

“shia,niangniangshiyiguozhimu......”

huanghoumeizaiduoyan,jiweitaiyiganmangquqinglier,ruoshijintianbushuoqingchupashizijijirenbisiwuyi!

liertinghoukuaibuganhuigongzhong“guanyinbi,shiherenweiyaoyuni?”

huanghoukanzheliershenhouyibangruchongshudetaiyi,nudao:“da!”

kanzhezhangsunhuanghoushenqingbusizuojia,lieryibaishou,jiweitaiyijiutuochuquzhangzele。

tangzailierhuaizhong,zhangsunhuanghoujiangshiqingjingguogaozhi。

“guanyinbi,zheixiaozipashixiangkongzhizhunilaibipozhena!”

“bixia,zheihaizijizanmendedongxitaiduole,ruoshizhenyoucixin,huoxuzhishixiangqiugepinganbale。”

“buxing,mingriwobianjiangqishiyijixing,buxinqibujiaochujieyao!”

zhangsunhuanghouqingpailierdeshouyishianwei“ruozheiyaoshizhende,neigairuheshihao?jinrixiaotianeryinweiciyaoyijingyuwoliuxiagehe。”

“tagan!zhenshihuangdi!”

“tashihuangzi,xiangxintazheiyici,nikehaijidesundaozhangsuoyan,cibingruobujishiyizhi,kongpachenqiehenkuaijiuhuilibixiaerqule。”

“buxing,zhenmingribixuquzhaota!”

lichengtiankandaoneigeshinvlanzhezijijihuanghouyaodeshihoujiumingbaile,zijiguoyumaoshi,renjiabuxiangxinziji。danshi,sheizaihuni?chilebingjiunenghao,buchi,hetabanmaoqianguanximeiyou。

buyaokanzhelichengtianjidatangzaopaosongzhongzidejiuyiweitazhendexihuanzheili,buguoqiushengeryi。duiyutalaishuo,mianqiandezheixieren,meiyouyigekeyixinrende,xinrensuirankeyipeiyang,danshigeheshiyongyuandouhuicunzaide。zheishiyicidudou,ruguohuanghouhaole,neimeyihoujiuzaiyemeiyougehe,youdezhishengkuijiu,danruoshilierxinjiduitabigong,neimezheibangtuzhujiuxuyaozhidaozheimezuodehouguole。

wojiaolichengtian,shiyigerenzhishangxiao,shengzhideyuanyinhenjiandan,yuzhouzhonghenduogezhongzuduiyurenleidoubushitebieyouhaode,shenzhigebiedouyisharenweile,erwoyaozuodeshihenjiandan,jiushiqinglilaji!jiangzheixielajiquanburendaohuimie!