第2章 传国玉玺砸核桃?!

di2zhangchuanguoyuxizahetao?!

“zhei......shoumingyutian......haizhenshiyuxishangdeyinzi!”

“zhendeyuxiyinzhangzenmehuizaizheili?”

lishiminkanzhexuanzhishangdeyinzhangziji,zhoumeiwendao:“keer,nishibushitoutoujinzhendeganludianle?haitoutounazouzhendeyuxiwanle?”

likeshikoufouren:“meiyoua,zheishiwozijiyinzhanggaishangqude。”

杨妃闻言脸都白了。

nandaoshiyourenyuyaoxianhaikeer?caitoutounabixiadeyinzhangchulaijita?!

“bixia!zheiyidingshiyourenxiangyaoxianhaikeer,taxianzaikecaishiyigesisuidadeyoutonga!bixia,niyaoweiwomenniangliangzuozhua!”

bianshuo,yangfeiyijinghedeguizailedishang。

touyonghuangdideyinzhang,neikeshisizuia!

lishiminqueshiyaoleyaotou,jiangyangfeifuqi,jixuwendao:“keer,zheishangmiandeyinzhang,nishiyongshenmeanshangqude?”

likenulizhuangchuyiliantianzhenmoyang,juqilebeitafangzaiyizishangdangzuodiandechuanguoyuxi。

传国玉玺一出。

lishiminheyangfeijieshiliansejubian。

liangrenchushengshijia,doubushifanfanzhibei,likeshouzhongyuxineigupodeyanse,neizhuangyandekewen,rangliangrenyiyanjiukanchulikeshouzhongdewujianzhishaoyoushubainiandenianling。

erqie,liangrenyuekanneidongxi,yuexiangzaoyishichuanzaixihanmoniandechuanguoyuxi。

yangfeihelishiminduishiyiyan。

yangfeiyilianciaixiaodao:“keerguai,nishoulinadezheishishenmedongxi,jiniangqinkankanhaobuhao?”

“buyao。”likejiangyuxiwanghuailiyishou,“zheishiwodeyuxi。”

lishiminhahayixiao,kanzheyuxiyanzhongjinshichiredeguang,“keer,nishoulidedongxi,lianfuhuangyebunengkanma?”

qi,shenweiyigexionghaizi,niyaowojiujini?

我这么好说话吗?

likeganmangbaojinlechuanguoyuxi,yaotoudao:“buyao!zheishiwodedongxi!”

lishiminchelechezuijiao,lianshangyijingshanguoyisibunaizhise,quehaishinulinaizhexingzidishenghongdao:“guai,badongxijifuhuangkankan,fuhuangmashangsongniyipixiyuxindaodehanxuebaomahaobuhao?”

yipimajiuxianghuanzoutadechuanguoyuxi,dangtaruozhia?

likejingtidekanzhelishimin,jiantalianshangyunnuzhisejiannong,xinxiasixufanzhuan,xionghaizijinengxinshouzhanlai,baozheyuxilijiwadeyishengkulechulai。

“a!fuhuangxiangqiangwodongxi!fuhuangxiangyaoqiangwodedongxi!”

likekudeshengleijuxia,gandanjulie,kandelishiminejiaoqingjinbaoqi。

xiaohaiziguoranjiushimafan!

wenxiaohaiyaogedongxizenmezheimemafan!!!

lishiminzhixiangzhijieshangshoubayuxiduoguolaileshi,ketingzhelikekuhaodehua,taguiweitianzizhenqiangerzidongxi,chuanchuqulezheiduodiulianduodiaoshenfen?

keshizheimezhongyaodedongxi,likewanyinongdiulehuozhenashoushangjishuaihuaile,neiqibushiyouyaoxintengsi?

yishizhijianlishiminduoyebushibuduoyebushi,xianruleliangnan。

yangfeijianci,yejiarulehongpianxiaohaidexinglie,roushengdao:“keerguai,nibazheigedongxijibixia,niangqindainiyiqiquzhaonidetaizigege,rangtajiaoniqimashejianhaobuhao?”

likewenyanxianxiezhuangbuxiaqule,tazhizhulekusheng,yilianxianqidekanzheyangfei。

“niangqin,wojinniancaisisui,qimashejianneizhongdongxi,wohaijiechubudao。”

噗!

yangfeihelishiminyikoulaoxuepenchushizhangyuan。

谁说小孩好骗的?!

yangfeinulidezhenglilexiashense,haixiangyaojixudongzhiyiqingxiaozhiyilidehongzhelikesashouyuxi,likequezhijiejiangyuxiwangshenhouyifang,shuoshenmedoubuyuanyinachulaile。

zheiyixiakekandeyangfeifanchoule。

qiangyingyaoguolaiba,erzibuleyi,shuochuquyebuhaoting,danbuyaoba,bixianeiliyouguobuqu......

erlishiminkanlikeyouyanbujindemoyang,qideliandouhongle。

zheiyaobushiqinerzi,zaodongshoudiaoqilaida,huozhelachuqukanle。

jiuzaizheishi,jinbidefangmenturanbeirentuilekailai。

shizhiqianbeilikefenfuquzhaohetaodexiaogongnvquerfufanle。

xiaogongnvmeiliaodaohuangshangheyangfeidouzaiwuli,baozheyidapanhetaodunshiputongyishengjiuguizailedishang。

“nubibuzhidaohuangshangheyangfeizaiwuli,nubigaisi!”

xiaogongnvhedezhandouzheshenzi,yangfeishensebuyuedao:“nizuoshenmezheimehuangmangzitai?pingshibixiahewobuzai,nidoushizheimeduidaijunwangdema?”

xiaogongnvhedesanhunmeileliupo,zhandouzheshengyindao:“huiyangfei,nubishishoulejunwangdefenfuqianququhutao,xiangdelaihuiluchengdangedeshijianjiu,rangjunwangjiudengle,jiujicongcongganhuilai,meixiangdaochongzhuanglehuangshangheyangfei,qingyangfeizefa!”

yangfeiyitingshilikerangxiaogongnvqunadongxide,lianshangyanseshaohuan。

yangfeizoushangqian,jieguobinvshoulidepanzi,dao:“zheicijiuraoleni,xiacijinwuzaibutongbao,nizijidianliangzhehouguoba。”

“shi!xiexiehuangshang!xiexieyangfeiraolenubi!”

xiaogongnvsesuozaidishang,tingdaoyangfeirangtatuixiaganjinliangundaipadeliule。

daidaowuzianjingxiaqu,lishiminjieguoyangfeishoulidehutaocoujinlike,nulirangzijikanqilaixiaodecimeishanmu,dao:“keerdawanshangdeyaohutao,shizuichanlema?”

“shia!”likekanzhelishimin,shuodelisuodangran。

lishiminanxi,zaijiezailidao:“neifuhuangqinshoujinikaihutao,nibayuxijifuhuanghaobuhao?”

likekanzhelishiminmoyangxinxiayijinglekailehua,lianshangqueshirenzhenshense。

tayaoleyao,dao:“buyongfuhuangdongshou,wozijilai。”

shuowan,tajiuconglishiminduanzhedepanzilinaguojigehetaowangzhuozishangyifang,ranhoucongshenhounachuchuanguoyuxi,zailishiminheyangfeidezhushizhong,duizhehetaozalexiaqu。

“哐当!”

yishengchenmenshengxiangguohou,zhuoanshangdehetaoyingshengersui。

ranerzhuobianzhanlidelianggerenqueshishunjianshihuazaileyuandi。

lishiminkanzhelikegaizaihetaozhashangdeyuxi,etouqingjinshunjianbaoqi,jiulianzuijiaodoukaishifengkuangchouchu。

这混账小子!

jingrandangzhezijidemian,ganyongzheichuanguoyuxizahetao!!!