第1章
“啪！”
yishengpaiansheng，xiangchezhenggedadian，hededachenmengegesesefadou。
lishiminnushiqunchen，longyanzhennu。
“suoyandangzhen？neizhangaozaichuanshoutaizibangjunzhiyan？”
guizaixiamiandejianguanjiangtoujinjinkouzaidishang：“huibingbixia，weichensuoyanjujushishi，qingbixiamingcha！”
jutasuoshu，zhangaobujingaosulichengqianshishangbingwuguishen，shenzhidangjinbixiayebushizhenlongtianzi，gengbukenengzhangmingwansui，haishuolichengqianzongranguiweihuangtaizi，yebuguoshifantairoutibale。
zheiranglishiminruhebuzhennu？
shiwentianxiasheiganshuochucidengdanibudaozhiyanlun，genghekuangzhangaoxianzaishiyitaizijiangshishenfen，jiangzheidengyanlunzhijieguanshudaohuangzimenerzhong。
ruohuanzuolishiminpingchangdepiqi，genbenbubitongguoxingbu，zhijiemingyulinjunjiubazhangaowumafenshile。
ketahaishibaxintounuhuoyaleyouya，jiangmuguangyidaolieyubaiguanzhishoudezhangsunwujishenshang。
“zhaoguogong，ganggangjianguandehuanidoutingdaole，nilijianyuzhendezhangaojingranrucijiaohuitaizi，duici，nizenmekan？”
“bixia，weichenrenweijianguanhuazhongquchong，weiyansongting，juxinbuliang。”
bukuishilishiminshouxiadediyinengchen，jishilishiminyijinglongyanzhennu，zhangsunwujiyijiucongrongbupodejijianguanfankouyidingmaozi。
wenwubaiguanmentinglezhangsunwujidehua，renrenmianmianxiangqu，sheiyemeixiangdaozhangsunwujizhijiefanjiangyijun。
jianguanshenzhizhangsunwujizailishiminxinzhongdediwei，ziranbuganhetayingpengying，zhishiguidegengshen，kudegengjiabizhen：
“bixia！weichenkeyixiangshangrentoudanbao，weichenshizaichenshushishi，juewubandianxujia，qingshengshangmingjiana......”
lishiminshangweicaijuezhiji，tadeliudi，jingwangliyuanjingturanzhanchulaishuohuale。
“bixia，yichendilaikan，burulaoqinghuangxiongyijiananshufang，yanjianweishi，neizhangaoshifouwangchuanyaoxue，ziranshishuiluoshichu。”
zheiliyuanjingbiaomiankanshangqubupianbuxiang，shizequeshizaipiantanjianguan，zhiyaolishiminqinyankandaozhangaodejiaoxuemiulun，zongranzhangsunwujiquanqingchaoye，yebangbulezhangaole。
chaozhonglaochendouqingchu，liyuanjingxianglaiyuzhangsunwujibumu，tajiushiyaojiecijihuichudiaozhangsunwujidexinfu，dayazhangsunwuji。
lishiminzuozailongyishangchenmoliangjiu，bingweilikejueduan。
shayigezhangaodaomeishenme，wufeizaijilichengqianhuangelaoshi，keshizuoweijujianrendezhangsunwujibiranhuiyincimingyusaodi，tabijingshizijiyilaidezhongchen，lishiminbuxianglingtanankan。
zaikankandianxiaqunchen，yiyouduorenkaishifuhejingwangliyuanjingzhijian，quanshuozijiyijiananshufang。
lishiminmeihaoqidedenglezhangsunwujiyiyan，haishijuedingyijiananshufang，qinyankankan。
guozhenneiyangdehua，guaijiuguaizhangsunwujizijikancuoleren，lijianlezhangaozheigezuosinichen。
suijilishiminyishenglingxia，qunchensanchao，talingzhezhangsunwuji，jingwangliyuanjingqianwangnanshufang。
weijinjiangshi，lishiminyixingrenjiutingdaolimianchuanchuleqiguaideshengyin，tingqilaixiangshigesheng，ergecihequdiaotingqilaiyoushineiyangguguai。
“ruguohuatuozaishichongyangdoubeiyizhi
waibanglaixuehanzijifawominzuyishi
maqianzijuemingzicangerzihaiyoulianzi
huangyaozikudouzichuanlianziwoyaomianzi
yongwodefangshigaixieyibulishi......”
？？？
lishiminyuetingyueshimihuo，xunwenzheilideguanshitaijianweigonggong：“zheichangdeshihequdiao？zheigeshijianzhendehuangerbunulidushu，yinhechangqigelelai？”
weigonggongyibiancashizhelianshangdehanshui，yibianzhanzhanweiweihuidao：“huibingshengshang，zizhangshaoshiweitaizijiangxueyilai，meitianshangxiawudouyaodailinghuangzimenchangtiaoyiduan，shuozheijiaoshenmelaoyijiehe。”
lishiminbenlaijiuyinchenzhelian，tingweigonggongzheimeyishuomianseyinchendegenglihaile。
“简直是胡闹！”
liyuanjinghetingzaierzhong，mashangluchuyisiyinxiedexiaorong。
shishijiuzaiyanqian，zhangaoshihuobuchengle，ertamendezhengdizhangsunwujiyejiangweicichunulongyan，yekenengshiquhuangdichongxin。
tuikaimen，limiandechangjinggenglingzhongrenjingdiaoxiaba。
yigeershisuizuoyoudenianqingren，lingzhejigeshilaisuideshaonianyibianchang，yibianzuozheshoupaitituidedongzuo，peihezhetamendehengchangsheng，zhenbushiyibandeyoujiezou。
jiandaolishiminjinlai，zhonghuangzijinmangtingzhiletituidongzuo，liangeyebuganchangle，fenfenguizaidishang，kouchengfuhuang。
zaitamenqianmianlingwudeneigenianqingrenhuitoukandaolishiminhou，miansecongrongduilishiminfushenshili。
lishiminmubuzhuanjingdekanzhemianqianzheigenianqingren，faxiantarensuishuozhangdeyushulinfeng，keshizuibajingranbeixiujiandeganganjingjing，lianbangenhuxudoumeiyou，hedangjindenianqingrenxiandegegeburu。
taqingqinghuilehuishou，bazhangsunwujihuandaoshenpang，kanzhenianqingrenwenzhangsunwuji：
“zhangsunwuji，zheijiushinikouzhongsuoshuodeneigecaigaobadou，manfujinglundezhangao？”
zhangsunwujiquedingdedianlediantou：“meicuo！tajiushiweichenlijiandezhangao，bixiamoyaokantanianqing，tayoujingshihaisuzhiguicai，juefeidangjinbaodushengxianzhirensuonengbi！”
lishimindierciyongbishideyanshenkanxiangzhangsunwuji：“jingshihaisuzhiguicai？nizheicihuiyongdeyeshijuele，zhendaozhenxianglingjiaolingjiao，yigeershisuidenianqingren，helaijingshihaisuzhiguicai。”
“你就是张傲？”
daoxianzai，lishimincaisuandiyicijiandaozijierzimendejiangshi，taruguozaozhidaozhangaorucinianqing，renpingzhangsunwujibazuipizimopo，tayebuhuitongyibazijideerzijiaojitalaijiao。
“huibingbixia，weichenzhengshizhangao。”
zhangaohuidadebubeibukang，quediqishizu，zheidaoshilinglishiminduoshaoyouxieyiwai。
“zhentingrenshuo，nijingranjiaotaizijizhuhuangzi，chengzheishishangbingwuzhenlong，yiwutianzi，zhen，buguoshigexunchangroushenbale，shizheiyangma？”
wentingciyan，liyuanjing，zhangsunwuji，liangrendexindoutidaolesangziyanshang。
liyuanjingshidanxinzhangaodilaiburenzhang，ruciyilaitamenhaiyaosouxunrenzheng，shenshimafan。
erzhangsunwujishizhenxintizhangaoniezheyibahan，zheizhangaoyaozhendechengrenle，jiusuanzijishichaotingzhongchen，kongpayejiubuletale。
errenxinhuaibutongdexinqing，dengzhekanzhangaozuohefanying。
ranersheiyemeiliaodao，zhangaotongtongkuaikuaidehuidaleyigezi：
“是！”
liyuanjingxinlilekailehua，erzhangsunwujidemiansequebiandejiweinankan。
liyuanjingchenredatie，xianglishimingonghuo：“huangxiong！jiranshishijuzai，zhangaoyechengrenlezijideexing，huangxiongjiuyinggaiyanchengciren，yizhengchaogang！”
zhangsunwujisuoxingbukaikoule，tadaoxiangtingtingzhangaohuiruheweizijibianjie。
ruguoshiyanshennenggousharen，neimezhangaokongpazaojiubeilishiminchongmannuhuodeyanshenqiandaowanguale。
ermianqiandezheigenianqingrendefanying，queyanzhongchuhulelishimindeyuliao。
anlishuo，zaizheidengshibuwodaideshengsiguantou，shigezhengchangren，douhuijilideweizijibianjie。
keshiyanqiandezhangaobingweijiyukaikou，yifucongrongbupodeyangzi，fangfoyoushizuxinxinbaoquanzijianranwuyang。
jianlishiminchichibukaikou，liyuanjingjibukenaidixiangshenhoudeyulinweifenfudao：“lairen！bazhegeluanchenzeizinaxia！”