第四章 皇帝的心思你不懂

disizhanghuangdidexinsinibudong

“huangshang,shibuyichi,qingwubirangchenquweihuanghouzhenzhi!”

lishiminchenyinpianke,dao:“hao,huohuashi,zhenmingnijikequzhenzhihuanghou。”youzhuanshenduinietaiyifenfudao,“nietaiyi,niyeyitongqianqu,zaiyipangfuzhuhuohuashi。”

liangrenlingzhi,kuaibuzoujinqingong。

yijinqindian,zhijianzhangsunwugouchenchenditangzaichuangshang,mianwuxuese,qiruoyousi。erxinchenggongzhuzepazaichuangbian,xushikuleile,buzhiheshijingshuizhele。

huolianjiaorenbagongzhusonglechuqu,yushitaliangrenyiqianyihouzhunbeijiuzhihuanghou。

huolianguanwanghuanghoubingrongpianke,suijibamai,shaoqingduinietaiyidao。

“zhunbeiyinzhenwumei,fenbiezhayuhuanghoutoububaihuixuewei,shuangbeineiguanxueweiyijishuangzudadunxuewei,lidaofenbieweisanfen、wufen、sanfen。”

nietaiyiyiyanzhaoban,xinlimomozantanqijiyidadan。

tamenyizhongtaiyibushimeiyongguozhenjiuliaofa,danwurennengduandingbinggen,shiyiyiwurennengsuiyixiashouzhibing。

“huohuashi,huanghouzheidededaodishishenmebinga?ninjingnengyixiazizhaodaoyizhidefazi,zhenshishenle!”

huoliandao:“huanghousuishiwanjinzhiqu,quebushixiangfudeming。”

“zheibingdelaiyijiu,shixinbing。yinhuanghouzhangnianlaoshensilvguoduo,tineiyuxuedusai,yishibushangbuxia,zheicaiduyinquanshen。”

huoliankankannietaiyi,faxianqiyilianguaiyi,jiezhedao:“ruguozhishizheiyangjiandandehua,xianglainimenyebuzhiyushushouwuce。”

“chucizhiwai,huanghoutineihaiyouzhongduhenji。”

nietaiyiyijing:“nandaoshuo......?”

huoliandao:“meicuo,zheiliangzhongzhengzhuangpengqiaoyiqifazuo,suoyinimencainanyipanduan。”

nietaiyishunshirutongtihuguandingyiban,jimangqujihuanghoubamai。

guoran,huanlegejiaodukanwentihou,nietaiyijingzhenduanchuleneizhongduzhizheng。

“是食物中毒!”

“bucuo,zheibingzuiguanjiandebianshiyidian——huanghouzuihouchiguodedongxi。”

yushiliangrenyirenjixushizhen,lingyirenquxunwenjinqihuanghoudeyinshiyongcanqingkuang。

zhongyu,zailiangrendegongtongpeihexia,suizheyikouheixuecongzhangsunhuanghouzuijiaoliuchu,tademianrongjianjianhuifuchangtai,yigaizhiqiandehuibaizhizhuang,zuihou,jingranmanmanzhengyanxinglaile。

jianruci,huolianyunietaiyishuangshuangtanleyikouqi。

houzhelaoleizongheng,xindao:“taihaole,xiaomingbaozhule!”

qianzheyishenqingsong,xindao:“taihaole,bgebaozhule!”

guoran,meiduojiu,huoliandenaohailixiangqileyizhenjixienvsheng。

“gongxisuzhuyuanmanwanchengzhixianrenwu,cicijiangli250bge,xianyoubge1000,qingjixunuli。”

huolianlianshangbudongshengse,xinlimamalielie:“nishuodejiandan!”

huanghouxinglaidexiaoxiranghuangshanghegongzhuxijierqi。

“huohuashi!bu,huoyishi!jinrinijiuhuolehuanghou,yougong,youdagong!shuoba,xiangyaoshenmeshangci,zhendoumanzuni!”

xinchenggongzhuyekaixinjile,zhanzaiyibianxiaozhewangta。

“bixia,chenfeiweishangcierlai,zhiyouyishixiangqiu,ruohuangshangnengdaying,bianshizuihaobuguole。”

“你且说来。”

“chen,xiangchangbanxinchenggongzhushence,zuoyimingsuishenhuashijianyishi。wanghuangshangchengquan。”suiwanchenglerenwu,danhuolianmeiyouwangjichuxin。jingguocishi,tashenganchuanyuezhezhijianxinbuyi,debgezhilumanmanqixiuyuanxi,wujiangshangxiaerqiusuo....

lishiminlengleyishun,kanlekanshenpangdenver,yishijianhaoxiangmingbaileshenme。

tabiaoqingyouxiexuweimiao,dingzhehuoliandao:“huohuashishuonadehua,nirucilaokugonggao,ruozhishifenggongzhuqifeidacaixiaoyong。”

“haishiduoshaojieshoudianshangci,fangwutudihaishijinyichouduan,xiangyaoduoshaojinguankaikou。”

huoliantingwenxindaobumiao,zheilierpabushiyiweitazaidagongzhudezhuyi。suishuoyechabuduoshizheiyang,kexingzhikeshiwanquanbuyiyang!

“huangshang,ninwuhuile,chenbushi…”

tashangweijieshichukou,quebeiyipangdegongzhujiehu。

“fuhuang,erchenqishiyezhengyouciyi。”

“erchenxiangranghuohuashizuoerchendelaoshi,huohuashishuhuajuquanshushinande,erchenzhengqiaoxiangxuexiebimodanqing,xianglaiyihouyehaoweifuhuangmuhouzuoshoudantuma。”

lishiminkanbuchushenmebiaoqing,shaoqingkaikoudao:“huohuashishangqienianqing,kongzuobulainidelaoshi。jixiangxuehua,burufuhuanglingjinizhaomingshidajia。hanganruhe?yanlibenyehenbucuoa?”

“fuhuang,ninbiekanhuohuashinianqing,tadehuajidangzhenbushuneixiemingjiani。buxinninkan!”

xinchenggongzhuxingchongchongdijiangneifuhuaxiangnajilishimin,lishiminkanleguoranyanqianyiliang。

“这是…他画的?”

“确实不假!”

lishimindalianghuolianpianke,xindaoyanqianzheigenianqingrenjiujingshihelaitou,jidongyishu,youshanzuohua。

“fuhuang,ninjiudayingba,haobuhao?”

lishiminshuoyibuer,danquezongshinanyididangzhangsunhuanghoudeyanleihebaobeinverdesajiao。

“haobuhaomafuhuang,wohuihaohaoxuede。”

“balebale,suini。”lierzhongyudongyao,qinghengyisheng。

“huohuashi,zhenzhunxunizuowoxinchenggongzhudesuishenhuashi。dan,xiwangninengfenqingqingzhong,biezuochushenmeyuejuchugezhishi。”

“bixiafangxin,chendingxixinzhidaogongzhu。”

huolianhanyan,xinshuozheifunvliangzhennanduifu。

lishiminkankanliangren,daizheyilianzhuomobutoudebiaoqinglikaile。

“gongxi,gongzhuduisuzhumanyizhizengjia,bge+200”

jixienvshenglengbudingdemaochulai,jihuolianheleyitiao。

“xitongaxitong,shangliangyixia,xiacibiezheiyangturanchuxian,nizheiyangwohenrongyitufaxinzangbing,shuobudingyibuxiaoxinbeinihedegepile,nidiulegongzuowodiuleming,duisheidoubuhaoma。”

“duibuqi,xitongweinengshibieninshuodehua。”

“......”

“huohuashi?woxiangqingjiaoyi.....”buzhishisheituranpailepaihuoliandejianbang,bazhuanxinhexitongjiangdaolidetayoujiheleyitiao。

“a...shinietaiyiniya。woshuonimenzenmedouzheimeshenchuguimeide.....”huolianzuowuxinkouzhuang,yilianyiyannanjindebiaoqing。

nietaiyinamen,kaikoudao,“womenma?”tasixiakanlekan,“cidibujiushengxiazanmenlianglema,haiyousheihezhenile?”

huolianyishiyusai,zhinengdazhehahadao:“hahahaha,meiyourenmeiyouren....”talianmangzhuanyihuati,“nietaiyizhaowokeshiyoushia?”

nietaiyitingwenlimahuanleyizhangheshandelian,dao:“shizheiyang,wojianhuohuashiyishurucigaochao,buzhishifouyouxingqujiaruwomentaiyiyuana?”

yitingzheihuahuoliandengshijiumingbailetazaidashenmesuanpan。

cicihuanghouhuanbingtahuolianpengqiaonengzhi,dantabijingzhishigehuashi,duiyishieryan,youmingwufen。shiyiruoxiayicizaiyoushenmetu**kuang,taiyiyuannandangyimian,qibushiyoureshashenzhihuo。

kanqilaishiboleshimawarentiaocao,shizeshizaijizijianyidechujingzhaoyigebaohusan。

dantamianshangzhuangzuoweinan,dao:“nietaiyitaijule,woduiyishuzhishilvezhiyier,erzuohuacaishiwosuozhuanzhang。taiyiyuanyouninnietaiyizuozhen,shuoshizaide,bianzugoule。”

fangcaizaihuangshangmianqianhaikouchukuangyan,shengchengchusirenzhiwaijienengyi,cishiquebaibantuituo,nietaiyikanchulaitadejujuezhiyi,rengxiangxiangquan,youjianneinianqinghuashimeimujiandingbukendongyao,zhinengmianqiangzuoba。

liangrenzuihouyipengyouxiangcheng,huolianzhidaonietaiyizheishizaijizijiliuhoulu。

kanzhenietaiyiyongzhongfeipangdeshenyingjianjianxiaoshi,buzhiweihe,huolianzongjuedezheihuanggongchuchutoulouzhexuanji。

yexuzhengrudianshijulisuoyandeneiban,nengzaizheigedifanghuoxiaquderen,doubujiandan。