第2章
“haoer，neinishuoshuo，nideshifudoujiaonishenmele？”
zhangsunwugouyilianaiyidewendao，xianzaitayuekanzheigeerziyuexihuan。
dangran，yiqianshadeshihouyexihuan，zhibuguo，xianzaizheihutouhunao，manyanlingdongde，gengzhaorenxihanle。
“yemeisha，jiushiyixieyunchouweiwozhishu。”
啪！
“kanjinixiaozinengde，yunchouweiwozhishuhaijiaomeisha？”
“neinishuoshuo，nisishuzheigeshiqing，duizanmenjiayouduodayingxiang？”
“ruoshuoduizanmenlijiazhengbatianxiadeyingxiang，zhenbuda！danshiduiyuzanmenzheiyizhiyingxianghenda”
啪！
李世民又是一下。
“shaoleyigetianxiawudidemengjiang，haibugou?”
liwenhaopiepiezui，kanleyiyanyizhigenzailishiminshenbiandebianyijiujiuzhangsunwuji，chaozijidebianyilaozishileshiyanshen。
“wohenijiujiucongxiaoyiqizhangda，biqinxiongdihaiqin，youshenmezhijieshuo。”
李世民瞪了一眼。
“neiwozhijieshuolea，nikebuzhunzaidaren。”
liwenhaowangzhangsunhuanghoudehuailiyitiao，duanqichashuiyinleyikou。
“zheitianxiapaideshanghaodewujiang，doubeisishuchuidechabuduole，congyuwenchengdoudaoliangshitaijieyizhansi，shengxiadenengpaishanghaodeqinqiong，luocheng，danxiongxin，suiranxianzaitoubenzaiwangshichongzhenying。”
“danshixianglaiyinggaijulitoubendiedieyebuyuanle，zuijinlijihefuqinchangyoushuxinwanglai，bingqieshichangzhuangchengdaoshichuruzanmenjia，xianglaishizhunbeibaqinqiong，chengyaojindaiguolaitoutangdangtoumingzhuangle。”
“zheiqinqionghechengyaojinyeshiyidengyidemengjiang，xiantianxiachuleluochengzhiwai，wurenkedangzheierren”
suoyishuo，sishudesi，duizanmenlijiazhengtianxiadeyingxiangbuda。
“zhiyushuowomenfushangma......”
“rihoudabo，fuqin，sanshuzhijianbiranhuiqifenzheng，dabohesanshuyouzenmenengrongrensishuzheimeyigewudidemengjianghewomenzhandaoyiqi？”
“ni......nizi！”
lishiminnuheyisheng，yibabaoqiliwenhao，zoujinhoumiandeshufang。
zhangsunwugougangyaozulan，jiukanjianzhangsunwujixiaozheduizijiyaotou。
“meimeishaoanwuzao，haoeryigesisuihaitongdounengkanchulaideshiqing，shiminyouzenhuikanbuchulai？”
zhangsunwujixiaozhechaoshufangzouqu。
这笑中充满了得意。
conggangcailiwenhaodebiaoxianjiukeyikending，rihou，lishiminrongdengdabao，zheiliwenhaobiranjiushitaizi。
zheikeshitaqinwaisheng，conglingyigejiaodulaishuo，zhiyaotadejiazubuzuoshenmechunshi，neiyuguotongshou，zhirikedai。
“zheixiehuasheihenishuode？”
jinshufangzhihou，lishiminbingmeiyoudaliwenhao，ershibaliwenhaofangzaizhuoanshangrenzhendewendao。
“laodie，zheimejiandandewentihaiyongbierengaosu？”
“zhangyanjing，zhangnaozidedounengkanchulai。”
“buchuyiwai，zheiciyeyejiuyaojiesishuzheigeshiqing，dengjileba！”
shenmejiaoyubujingrensibuxiu？
liwenhaozheijuhuashuowan，jiulianyixianglaochengchizhong，zibikongmingyebuhuangduorangdezhangsunwujidoujingle。
zheijiushiputongrenhetiancaidechajuma？
bierenzhinengkandao1+1=2，liwenhaoqueyijingkandaohoumiandexianxingdaishu，liangzilixuele。
qishiliwenhaomeiyouneimelihai，tazhishiyixijide，haoxiangshiliyuanbayangzhouduohuiyuxizhihou，liyuanjiudengjijianguole，jutishijian，tayebuqingchu。
“hushuo......”
“xingle，bieyanle，yeyenengren，yuwenhuajidourenbuzhule，gujixianzaiyangguangdeshitizaijiangdougongzhongdouchoule”
liwenhaozhinendexiaoshouzaibizimianqianhuiyihui，haoxiangzhenwendaoneichouweiyiyang。
“zenmeshuozanmenlaolijiayeshimingmenzhihou，genzhengmiaohongdebazhuguozhiyilihudehouren，zheitianxiatayangjianengzuode，zanmenjiayouhebuke？”
“wenhao，nikezhidaonizheifanhuayaoshirangwairentingdaole，huizaochengshenmehouguo？”
长孙无忌说道。
“genwairenwoyebunengshuoa，zhendangwoshishazi？”
呃......！
半天前还真是！
yigeyuezhihou，jiugenliwenhaoshuodeyiyang，nadaoyuxideliyuanrenbuzhule，youqishiyuwenhuajishishayangguangzhihou，liyuandeyexingengshipengzhang。
bipozijilidesuigongdiyangyourangwei，jianguotang，nianhaowude。
jianguozhihouliyuanshiyanle，bingmeiyoulilishiminweitaizi，fanershililijianchengweitaizi，fenglishiminweiqinwang，tianceshangjiang，zhangtiancefu，liyuanjiweiqiwang。
suizheliyuanchengdi，lishiminzheiguangyaowanshideyishengyezhengshilakai。
danshizheixieduiyunianjinsisuideliwenhaolaishuo，haoxiangyidianguanximeiyou，lishiminchangnianzhengzhanzaiwai，benjiujianshaoliduo，tayijingxiguanle。
weiyibuxiguandejiushitayaobachenghugaiyigaile，xianzaidejiaofuwangle。
ertazijiyezaitoushangguazheyigeqinwangshizidetouxian。
shuoshihua，xianzaizheigeqinwangshizizhenbuzhiqian，datangsizhouqundihuanrao，youwangshichong，liuheita，doujiande，xueju，xuerengao，dacaoyuanshanghaiyoutujuehushidandan。
meizhunnatianyibuxiaoxinjiuliangliangle。
erqiezailingyigefangmianyenengkanchutazheigeqinwangshizibuzhiqian。
taquqinglouhehuajiujingranhaiyaofuqian？
tingting，zheishiyigeshizigaiyoudepaimianma？
haoqiaobuqiao，zheitiantacongqinglouhuilaihaipengdaobanshihuichaodelishiminle。
“nigenizi，jiwoxialai？”
“nibudawojiuxialai。”
“nixialaiwobaozhengbudani”
......
yeliangjiuzheimejiangchishangle。
liwenhaozuozaifangyanshang，lishiminjuzhejiafagunzhanzaiwuzixiamian。
xianzailishiminzhenshiyukuwulei，benlaiyiweierzidechishabinghaole，bingqiexuedaolebushaodongxi，zheishishangtianciyude，danshiwanwanmeixiangdao，zheiliwenhaoyetaibutinghuale。
nianjinsisui，jiuquguangqinglou？
guangqinglouyejiusuanle，fanzhengtazheigenianlingyezuobuleshenmeshiqing，wufeijiushiguoguoyanyin，danshi，beirenyaozhangyaodaojialile，zheisuanshenmeshima？
taqinwangzaiwaizhengzhan，weizhentianxia，huidaojiajingranbeiqingloudeyiqunfengchennvzidumenkou......
nishuozheidao，shibahaishibuba？
nishuozheierzi，shizouhaishibuzou？
“aiya！erge，bujiushiqugeqinglouma，haoerzheimexiao，yezuobuleshenme，nizheishiyouhebini？”
“guanyinbi，quqingloua，tayigesisuihaizijiuquqinglou，wozheiqinwangfuyihoupabushiyaochengweigoulanyuan？”
lishiminnufachongguan，zhihenzijishoulidejiafabangbushisishimizhang......
“fuwang，zheigeguowokebubei，woquqinglouneishitiyanminjianjiku，weifuchuxun，zhengjiushizushaonv，nidongshenme？”
“tiantiandatianxia，niheshikanguozheitianxiabaixing，ruoshirenrennengchibaofan，nalihaiyouzheiqingloujiyuan？”
“haohaohao！niyoudaoli，niquzhengjiushizushaonv，nikanwozenmehaohaozhengjiuzhengjiuni。”
“lijunxiancongjintiankaishi，nijiwodaizheyiduiwushirendexuanjiajuntiantiangenzhezheigenizi，napalashiniaoniaodoujiwogenzhe，bangtajiejiushizushaonv！”
lishiminyaoyaqiechidezoujinwunei。
liwenhaozhidao，tazheidiyiguanshiguole，danshijiexialai......
哎！