wudangshanshang,danqiangbiwa,yanyagaozhuo,bushishanguzhonghaihuichuanlaijishengheli。
yitianzhufengweizhongxin,qishierfengweiraocifengxianghuxianjie,zichengdaoyun。qianyunianlai,wushuxunxianwendaozhishiqiyinyuci,liuxiachuanqiwushu,rangzhengzuowudangshangengtianyifenshenmigan。
yushanzhongdeziranqingjibutong,meihuafengshangcishizhengyouyilaoyishaozhenglundemianhongerchi。
“buqubuqu,shuoshadoubuqu!”
“laotouer,bushiwozheidangtudidemaiyuanni,nikeshidingdingdamingdewangzhongming,wangdazhangjiaoai!”
“jianghushangsheirenbuzhi,sheirenbuxiao?”
“ninlaodaofaneimegao,jirenzhigebingneihaibushishoudaoqinlai,yaodaomingchu?”
“啊呸,病除?”
“jiusuanzhibuhao,yinidewugonghaimeisheinenglandezhuni,zaibujinihaikeyiyilaomailaoni,kewobuxing,wojiushiyigexiaolajia!”
“zaishuozheijiujingshigeshenmerenjiayaolaizanmenwudangqiaobing,shanxiameilangzhongla?”
zhijianyiweirongmaoqingyidenianqingdaoshizhengpanzuozaishiguibeishangzhizheyiweibaihuzilaotoudiediebuxiu,zhenggewudangshanshangsuoyoudaoshiyouyigesuanyige,ganzheimezuoderenzhiyouyanqianzheigexiaozuzong!
ruguolishiminzaiciyidinghuizhenjing,neigelaotouerzhengshizaimenglizhidianguotadeneiwei“xuanmensanxian”!
“zhangqing,weishihuidesuoyoudebenshihaowubaoliudoujiaojinile,niyaoxiangxinziji!”
“nidenenglichaohunidexiangxiang!”
nianqingdaoshishenchuyigenshouzhi,huanhuanyaoleyao:“laotouer,dazhu!”
“我最不爱吃饼!”
“aiya!jintianwocaimingbainiweishajiwoqilegezheimegepomingle,yuanlainizaoyouyumou!”
“woyumoushale?wendaozhirenjieqiuzhangshengyuxiaoyao,wojiniquzhangqingerzi,zhengshiqipanniyouyitianxiudaoyouchenga!”
nianqingdaoshicongshiguibeishangtiaolexialai,sanbubingzuoliangbulaidao“nikan,zijidouchengrenleba?!”
“我姓啥?”
“meia,pindaoshibanianqianjiuzaizheimeihuafengjiandaodeni,xianglainiyumeiyouyuan......”wangzhongmingshuodao。
“hezhewoyumeiyouyuan,hezhangshengjiumeiyuanbei?”
“zheiyangba,xiaoshihouhongwoshuodengzhangdalejiubataizhengongwuyanxiaxuanzhedeneibajiansongwo,ruguoxianzaijiusongwodehua,wojiuzouzheiyizao,ruhe?”
meizhangqingzidianjineibajianyijingbushiyitianliangtianle,zicongjishikaishijiuyizhizhuomozenmecainengbatanongdaoshou,ranermeicidoubeizheigebianyishifupohuailedaji。
wangzhongmingshuodao:“shijiweidao。”
“weidaoweidao,meicidoushishijiweidao。”
“bieshuole,huimieba......”
zheishi,yigexiaodaoshikuaibuzhici,duierrendalegedaomenjishou:“jianguozhangjiao,jianguoxiaoshishu。”
“shanmenqianyouyiweiligongzixiangqingjianzhangjiao,telaibinggao。”
wangzhongmingdianlediantou:“wozaoyizhixiaocishi,qingtalaiciba!”
“是!”
buzhiheshiyoupaoqushiguibeishangtangzhedemeizhangqingbujinfanlegebaiyan:“zheirizi,shimeifaguoge!”
...
yuemoyizhanchadegongfu,xiaodaoshiquerfulai,zhibuguozheicishenhouduoleyiweinianqingren,zhengshidangjintaizilichengqian。
“见过掌教真人!”
“gongzikeqile,buzhigongzijianlaodaosuoweiheshi?”
“suwenwudangqifushifenlingyan,quniantianxiadahan,feihuangbiandi,chaotingxialingzhoufuqidaoyugemingshandachuanjunweiganying。”
“weiyoujunzhouyaotaishoulaiwudangqiyu,dierribiantianjiangganlin!”
“shibuxiangman,jiamuhuanbingyiyoushuyue,bianxunliangyijunbujianxiao,fanerhaiyoujiazhongdequshi。jiafuzaimengzhongdeyixianrenzhidian,guerzaixiabenqianlilaiciqiuyi!”
“hahahaha,buzhinei‘xianren’shuoleshenme?”
“xianshanyoumeiming,meiyuanhuaziqing。benshitianwaike,linchenlefanxin。”
linxingqianlishimintezhaotarugong,jiangneiwanmengzhongzhishiquanbugaosuleta。bingqiezaisandingzhuyidingyaoqianxundairen,qiebukeyizhangzijideshenfenzuoweizuofu。
“hei,zheilaotouerwencaiyebuzenmeyangma,shuogedabaihuahaigunongxuanxude......”
yizhikanrenaodemeizhangqingtingdaolichengqianniandesijushichadianxiaochushenglai。
“haibenshitianwaike,nalaidetianwaike...ng?”
meizhangqingdunzhu,mengdicongshiguibeishangfanshenxialai,andao:“nandaowoshichuanyuezhedeshenfenbeilaotouerzhidaole?”
“zaibierenyanli‘tianwaike’shuodeshidedaozhiren,woyizhizailaotouershenbian,ziranbukenengzhideshizheige!”
“buguoyedui,zheilaotouerliantuomengzheizhongxiehushierdounengganchulai,zhidaowozheicengshenfenhaoxiangyemeishaqiguaide。”
zixixiangxiang,tachuanyueyijingyoushibanianle,kezaitashenshangyizhimeichuxianguosuoweide“jinshouzhi”。
chuanyuedaijitadehaochuhuoxuzhiyouxiulianneigongdesuduhenkuai,yiranxiuchulezhenqi,erqietadeshentizhuangtaizidashiliusuineinianzhihouhaoxiangyizhijiumeiyoubianguo。
“zheidaodishigeshenmeshijiea,haishiwozhidaodeneigedatangma?”
“zheifanxin...zhideyoushigeshadongxima?woyoubushizhubajie,jianyigeaiyige......naokuotonga!”
muguangwuyisaoleyiyanzheiweiligongzi,naozhonghuranlingguangyixian,huoxuyouyidiantamingbaile。
zijishangbeizizaiyibenbenshishushangjiandaoletaiduodeyihan,erzijixianzaiyouzheigejihuilaijinlimibuzheiyigegeyihan。
ruguozhenshizheiyangdehua,weichangbunengyishi!
xiangdaozheier,meizhangqingshaoweidingxiaxinlai,kanzhehewangzhongmingjiaotandenianqingren,xinzhongandao:“huoxuzheiyicijiujiejizheijiafurenyibingdejihui,rushiqiaoqiao?”
“yaoshihunbuxiaqujiuzaihuilaima,buguanzenmeyanghaochuzaiwo,hanlaobaoshou!”
yinianzhici,meizhangqingshouqigangcaiwankudeyimian,huanbuzoudaoerrenmianqian,shuodao:“shifu,tueryuanxiashansuizheiweigongziqianqu,weiqimuqinyibing。”
lichengqianzheicaiyishidaocichujingranhaiyouyigedahuoren,suijiwendao:“buzhidaozhangshi...?”
“xiaodaomeizhangqing,gangcaitingdegongzisuoshu,xinyousuoganbianzijianle。”
wangzhongmingdezuijiaoyijingkuaiyabuzhule,xindao:“bian,nixiaozijiezhebian!”
“zhangjiaozhenren,ninjuederuhe?”lichengqianjianmeizhangqingzhangxiangshifennianqing,xinzhongnanmianyouxieyouxiexinbuguotadebenshi,kuangqieshenzaiwudang,ziranyaoqingjiaowangzhongming。
“啊......”
wangzhongminghuiguoshenlai,qinglvhuxu,yibenzhengsedeshuodao:“zhangqing,nixiudaoshirishangduan,shengsidashibukeweierxi,haishirangniqitashixiongquba。”
“xiangfashihaode,yinggaibiaoyang!”
meizhangqingzheigeqia,guoranshangganzhebushimaimai!
haonigexiaolaotouer,youchoudangchangjiubaoshiba?
nidengzheiweigongzigezoulede,kanwohaobuhaoninihuzijiuwanle!
erwangzhongmingxinzhongneijiaoyigexiaodeyi:“nixiaozigangcaibushihenxiaozhangma,xianzaizenmegenshuangdadeqieziside?”
“nizheiyitaodoushixiangdangnianwohenishiyedouzhidouyongdeshihouwanshengxiade,xuezhedianba,nihaichadeyuange!”
lichengqiandaoshimeiyoushilelishu,duizhemeizhangqingshileyili:“zhangjiaozhenrenshuodejishi,danbulunruhe,zaixiahaishiyaoganxiedaozhangdeyifanmeiyi。”
meizhangqingzuijiaochoulechou,shangqianfuqilichengqian:“gongziwuhuile,bushixiaodaozhudongqingying,ershilingzunrangniqingderenhuoxuzhengshixiaodao。”
“道长这是何意?”
“shibuxiangman,xiaodaozhengshizheimeihuafengfengzhu,erwudangqishierfengyezhiyoucifengyoumei。”
“kuangqiewudangzhizhong,weiyouxiaodaodeleshizunyishuzhenchuan。”
lichengqianyipainaomen,huangrandawu:“aiya,shizaixiayudunle,xianxiewulezhengshi!”
“daozhangshuodebucuo,yidingshizheiyang,haiqingzhangjiaozhenrenzhunxu!”
wangzhongmingbuzaizhuonongzheigezuidiaopidanyeshitazuitengaidexiaodizi,xiaodao:“zhangqing,jiranruci,nijiusuiligongzizouyizaoba!”
“cicixiashan,jiweiyibing,yeweihongchenwendao。”
“weishiyeyaoyunyousifangle。”
“sha,choulaotouerzheijiuyaopaolule?”
“aaaa!zenmetanshangzheimegeshifu,zaoniea......”