第二章 这个师傅不靠谱!

wudangshanshang,danqiangbiwa,yanyagaozhuo,bushishanguzhonghaihuichuanlaijishengheli。

yitianzhufengweizhongxin,qishierfengweiraocifengxianghuxianjie,zichengdaoyun。qianyunianlai,wushuxunxianwendaozhishiqiyinyuci,liuxiachuanqiwushu,rangzhengzuowudangshangengtianyifenshenmigan。

yushanzhongdeziranqingjibutong,meihuafengshangcishizhengyouyilaoyishaozhenglundemianhongerchi。

“buqubuqu,shuoshadoubuqu!”

“laotouer,bushiwozheidangtudidemaiyuanni,nikeshidingdingdamingdewangzhongming,wangdazhangjiaoai!”

“jianghushangsheirenbuzhi,sheirenbuxiao?”

“ninlaodaofaneimegao,jirenzhigebingneihaibushishoudaoqinlai,yaodaomingchu?”

“啊呸,病除?”

“jiusuanzhibuhao,yinidewugonghaimeisheinenglandezhuni,zaibujinihaikeyiyilaomailaoni,kewobuxing,wojiushiyigexiaolajia!”

“zaishuozheijiujingshigeshenmerenjiayaolaizanmenwudangqiaobing,shanxiameilangzhongla?”

zhijianyiweirongmaoqingyidenianqingdaoshizhengpanzuozaishiguibeishangzhizheyiweibaihuzilaotoudiediebuxiu,zhenggewudangshanshangsuoyoudaoshiyouyigesuanyige,ganzheimezuoderenzhiyouyanqianzheigexiaozuzong!

ruguolishiminzaiciyidinghuizhenjing,neigelaotouerzhengshizaimenglizhidianguotadeneiwei“xuanmensanxian”!

“zhangqing,weishihuidesuoyoudebenshihaowubaoliudoujiaojinile,niyaoxiangxinziji!”

“nidenenglichaohunidexiangxiang!”

nianqingdaoshishenchuyigenshouzhi,huanhuanyaoleyao:“laotouer,dazhu!”

“我最不爱吃饼!”

“aiya!jintianwocaimingbainiweishajiwoqilegezheimegepomingle,yuanlainizaoyouyumou!”

“woyumoushale?wendaozhirenjieqiuzhangshengyuxiaoyao,wojiniquzhangqingerzi,zhengshiqipanniyouyitianxiudaoyouchenga!”

nianqingdaoshicongshiguibeishangtiaolexialai,sanbubingzuoliangbulaidao“nikan,zijidouchengrenleba?!”

“我姓啥?”

“meia,pindaoshibanianqianjiuzaizheimeihuafengjiandaodeni,xianglainiyumeiyouyuan......”wangzhongmingshuodao。

“hezhewoyumeiyouyuan,hezhangshengjiumeiyuanbei?”

“zheiyangba,xiaoshihouhongwoshuodengzhangdalejiubataizhengongwuyanxiaxuanzhedeneibajiansongwo,ruguoxianzaijiusongwodehua,wojiuzouzheiyizao,ruhe?”

meizhangqingzidianjineibajianyijingbushiyitianliangtianle,zicongjishikaishijiuyizhizhuomozenmecainengbatanongdaoshou,ranermeicidoubeizheigebianyishifupohuailedaji。

wangzhongmingshuodao:“shijiweidao。”

“weidaoweidao,meicidoushishijiweidao。”

“bieshuole,huimieba......”

zheishi,yigexiaodaoshikuaibuzhici,duierrendalegedaomenjishou:“jianguozhangjiao,jianguoxiaoshishu。”

“shanmenqianyouyiweiligongzixiangqingjianzhangjiao,telaibinggao。”

wangzhongmingdianlediantou:“wozaoyizhixiaocishi,qingtalaiciba!”

“是!”

buzhiheshiyoupaoqushiguibeishangtangzhedemeizhangqingbujinfanlegebaiyan:“zheirizi,shimeifaguoge!”

...

yuemoyizhanchadegongfu,xiaodaoshiquerfulai,zhibuguozheicishenhouduoleyiweinianqingren,zhengshidangjintaizilichengqian。

“见过掌教真人!”

“gongzikeqile,buzhigongzijianlaodaosuoweiheshi?”

“suwenwudangqifushifenlingyan,quniantianxiadahan,feihuangbiandi,chaotingxialingzhoufuqidaoyugemingshandachuanjunweiganying。”

“weiyoujunzhouyaotaishoulaiwudangqiyu,dierribiantianjiangganlin!”

“shibuxiangman,jiamuhuanbingyiyoushuyue,bianxunliangyijunbujianxiao,fanerhaiyoujiazhongdequshi。jiafuzaimengzhongdeyixianrenzhidian,guerzaixiabenqianlilaiciqiuyi!”

“hahahaha,buzhinei‘xianren’shuoleshenme?”

“xianshanyoumeiming,meiyuanhuaziqing。benshitianwaike,linchenlefanxin。”

linxingqianlishimintezhaotarugong,jiangneiwanmengzhongzhishiquanbugaosuleta。bingqiezaisandingzhuyidingyaoqianxundairen,qiebukeyizhangzijideshenfenzuoweizuofu。

“hei,zheilaotouerwencaiyebuzenmeyangma,shuogedabaihuahaigunongxuanxude......”

yizhikanrenaodemeizhangqingtingdaolichengqianniandesijushichadianxiaochushenglai。

“haibenshitianwaike,nalaidetianwaike...ng?”

meizhangqingdunzhu,mengdicongshiguibeishangfanshenxialai,andao:“nandaowoshichuanyuezhedeshenfenbeilaotouerzhidaole?”

“zaibierenyanli‘tianwaike’shuodeshidedaozhiren,woyizhizailaotouershenbian,ziranbukenengzhideshizheige!”

“buguoyedui,zheilaotouerliantuomengzheizhongxiehushierdounengganchulai,zhidaowozheicengshenfenhaoxiangyemeishaqiguaide。”

zixixiangxiang,tachuanyueyijingyoushibanianle,kezaitashenshangyizhimeichuxianguosuoweide“jinshouzhi”。

chuanyuedaijitadehaochuhuoxuzhiyouxiulianneigongdesuduhenkuai,yiranxiuchulezhenqi,erqietadeshentizhuangtaizidashiliusuineinianzhihouhaoxiangyizhijiumeiyoubianguo。

“zheidaodishigeshenmeshijiea,haishiwozhidaodeneigedatangma?”

“zheifanxin...zhideyoushigeshadongxima?woyoubushizhubajie,jianyigeaiyige......naokuotonga!”

muguangwuyisaoleyiyanzheiweiligongzi,naozhonghuranlingguangyixian,huoxuyouyidiantamingbaile。

zijishangbeizizaiyibenbenshishushangjiandaoletaiduodeyihan,erzijixianzaiyouzheigejihuilaijinlimibuzheiyigegeyihan。

ruguozhenshizheiyangdehua,weichangbunengyishi!

xiangdaozheier,meizhangqingshaoweidingxiaxinlai,kanzhehewangzhongmingjiaotandenianqingren,xinzhongandao:“huoxuzheiyicijiujiejizheijiafurenyibingdejihui,rushiqiaoqiao?”

“yaoshihunbuxiaqujiuzaihuilaima,buguanzenmeyanghaochuzaiwo,hanlaobaoshou!”

yinianzhici,meizhangqingshouqigangcaiwankudeyimian,huanbuzoudaoerrenmianqian,shuodao:“shifu,tueryuanxiashansuizheiweigongziqianqu,weiqimuqinyibing。”

lichengqianzheicaiyishidaocichujingranhaiyouyigedahuoren,suijiwendao:“buzhidaozhangshi...?”

“xiaodaomeizhangqing,gangcaitingdegongzisuoshu,xinyousuoganbianzijianle。”

wangzhongmingdezuijiaoyijingkuaiyabuzhule,xindao:“bian,nixiaozijiezhebian!”

“zhangjiaozhenren,ninjuederuhe?”lichengqianjianmeizhangqingzhangxiangshifennianqing,xinzhongnanmianyouxieyouxiexinbuguotadebenshi,kuangqieshenzaiwudang,ziranyaoqingjiaowangzhongming。

“啊......”

wangzhongminghuiguoshenlai,qinglvhuxu,yibenzhengsedeshuodao:“zhangqing,nixiudaoshirishangduan,shengsidashibukeweierxi,haishirangniqitashixiongquba。”

“xiangfashihaode,yinggaibiaoyang!”

meizhangqingzheigeqia,guoranshangganzhebushimaimai!

haonigexiaolaotouer,youchoudangchangjiubaoshiba?

nidengzheiweigongzigezoulede,kanwohaobuhaoninihuzijiuwanle!

erwangzhongmingxinzhongneijiaoyigexiaodeyi:“nixiaozigangcaibushihenxiaozhangma,xianzaizenmegenshuangdadeqieziside?”

“nizheiyitaodoushixiangdangnianwohenishiyedouzhidouyongdeshihouwanshengxiade,xuezhedianba,nihaichadeyuange!”

lichengqiandaoshimeiyoushilelishu,duizhemeizhangqingshileyili:“zhangjiaozhenrenshuodejishi,danbulunruhe,zaixiahaishiyaoganxiedaozhangdeyifanmeiyi。”

meizhangqingzuijiaochoulechou,shangqianfuqilichengqian:“gongziwuhuile,bushixiaodaozhudongqingying,ershilingzunrangniqingderenhuoxuzhengshixiaodao。”

“道长这是何意?”

“shibuxiangman,xiaodaozhengshizheimeihuafengfengzhu,erwudangqishierfengyezhiyoucifengyoumei。”

“kuangqiewudangzhizhong,weiyouxiaodaodeleshizunyishuzhenchuan。”

lichengqianyipainaomen,huangrandawu:“aiya,shizaixiayudunle,xianxiewulezhengshi!”

“daozhangshuodebucuo,yidingshizheiyang,haiqingzhangjiaozhenrenzhunxu!”

wangzhongmingbuzaizhuonongzheigezuidiaopidanyeshitazuitengaidexiaodizi,xiaodao:“zhangqing,jiranruci,nijiusuiligongzizouyizaoba!”

“cicixiashan,jiweiyibing,yeweihongchenwendao。”

“weishiyeyaoyunyousifangle。”

“sha,choulaotouerzheijiuyaopaolule?”

“aaaa!zenmetanshangzheimegeshifu,zaoniea......”