第四章 想活命,先脱衣

“shenme!?”lishimin、lichengqianjihutongshijinghudao。

meizhangqinglianseyichen,zijideyunqizenmenengchadaozheizhongchengdu?

qianjiaogangtajinhuanggongliankouchashuidoumeiheshang,houjiaozhangsunhuanghoujiubingzhong。

haihaochaotangshangmuqianmeiyoutadeduishou,fouzezheigejieguyanshangzailishiminmianqianlaishangyiju‘cizidangshisaobaxing,cizinaiwenjunzhuanshi’zhileidehua,jiunengrangtabusiyetuocengpi!

buguo,zheishiqinghaoxiangyouxiebuduijinga!

suiranshuotaxuexibuzenmehao,danshiduiyulishihaishiyizhibanjiede。

xianzaicaishizhenguanjiunian,anzhaozhengchangdelishijinchenglaishuo,zhangsunhuanghouyaodengdaomingnianliuyuecaihuixianshi,youzenmehuiganjuesuishidouhuizoudeyangzi?

nandaoshiyinweizijizheige‘tianwaike’dedaolai,tuidongleshijiandefazhan?

ruguozhenshizheiyang,neihaoxiangjirenjiakanbingqueshishiyinggaide!

lishiminlengzaiyuandi,suijiyouxieluanlefangcun,manlianhuangzhang,quanranbuxiangyigediwanggaiyoudeyangzi:“feiwu,taiyishudedoushifeiwu!”

“huanghouruoshiyougesanzhangliangduan,zhenyaotamentongtongpeizang!”

shuozhe,lishiminkuaibulaidaomeizhangqingmianqian,yibawozhutadeshoujiuchaodianwaizouqu:“meixiansheng,kuaisuizhenzou!”

“zhihaolehuanghou,zhenjinijiaguanjinjue,shangjin!”

meizhangqingguluyishengyanleyixiakoushui,jiehegangcailishimindamayuyimendeneironglaikan,haixunsifenghoujinjue?

xiangpeachni,zhibuhaobulaige“yijianfenghou”jiusuanzufenshangzhehuole!

meizhangqingjihushibeilishiminyingzhuaizoude,ganshoushouwanshangneizhidashoudelidao,meizhangqingdexiaotuiduzidouyouxiezhuanjinle。

立政殿。

yizhongyuyi、gongnv、taijiangongyingshengjia,lishiminliyebuli,lazhemeizhangqingjingzhizoudaozhangsunhuanghoudebingtapang。

bingtashang,zhangsunhuanghoumiansecangbai,shuangmujinbi,yaguanjinsuo,yiminggongnvduanzheyaowanbuzhisuocuo,yanmiankuqi。

lishiminkanjianzheiyimugenghuangle,lianmangshangqianwozhuzhangsunhuanghoudeshou,kudao:“zitong,nikebiehezhena!”

“niyidinghuihaoqilaide,xianrenrangzhenzhaoderenyijingqinglaile,nikeyidingyaojianchizhua!”

lishiminduizhemeizhangqinggonglegongshou,shuodao:“xiansheng,haiqingninshijiu!”

lichengqianjianzhuang,yegenzhexingli,leishuirenbuzhudezaiyankuanglidazhuan。

meizhangqingganjinceguoshenquduokai,shangqianfuqilishiminshuodao:“bixiakuaikuaiqingqi,xiaodaowanbugandangderucidali。”

“rongxiaodaoxianweihuanghouniangniangzhenmai。”

meizhangqingxiguoshoushangqianjibu,gangyaobashoudadaozhangsunhuanghoushouwanshang,biantingdaoshenhouchuanlaiyishenglenghe。

“住手!”

meizhangqingweiweizhoulexiamei,zhuanguotouqu,faxianshuohuazhirenshiyigelaotou。

jutilaobulaobuzhidao,fanzhengkanzheshihenlao。

“buzhininshi?”meizhangqingyihuodao。

“wangtaiyi,niyouheshi?”lishiminmiansebushandeshuodao。

wangtaiyiyuanbenyiweilishiminqingderenshiwudangzhangjiao,wanwanmeixiangdaojingranshigemaotouxiaozi!

huangshangqinglezheigemaodoumeizhangqidexiaodaoshi,zheibushipapawangzijizheigetaiyichengdelaolianshangdama?

zheiyaoshichuanchuqu,qibushirangtongxingmenxiaodiaodaya?

“bingbixia,shicaizheiweidaozhangdezuoweiyousuobutuo,guerchenchuyanzuzhi。”

meizhangqingyitouwushui:“xiaodaohaiweiqiemai,youhebutuo?”

wangtaiyishuodao:“gongtingzhizhongzunbeiyouxu,nannvyoubie,xiarenshangqieruci,genghekuanghuanghouniangniangnaishiqianjinfengti,qinengheqitananrenyoujifuzhiqin?”

meizhangqingzheicaihuangrandawu,datangchuqizaizenmekaifang,yedabudaohoushimouxieyingshizuopinzhongneiyangsuisuibianbianjiunengqianqianshou,qinqinkou,qingbuzijinshijiuwanggalalizoudechengdu。

meizhangqingshuodao:“yiwangtaiyizhijian,xiaodaogairuheweihuanghouniangniangzhenmai?”

wangtaiyilenghengdao:“ziranshiyongxuansizhenmaizhishu!”

“xuansizhenmai?dangzhenyourucishouduan?”

meizhangqingyouxiezhenjing,zheisigezizhizaixiyoujizhongkandaoguo,meixiangdaoshishangjingranzhenyouzheizhongshenqidezhenmaifangshi!

“zheishidangran,sunsimiaosunxianshengjiucengyongcifaweihuanghouniangniangzhenguomai,erhoutaiyishudetaiyimenyeyizhiyongcifaweigongzhongdeniangniang、gongzhumenzhenmai。”wangtaiyijianmeizhangqingneifumeijianguoshimiandeyangzi,zhouzhoubabadelianshangpoweizide。

meizhangqingdaxiaodao:“hahahaha,huangmiu!”

“xiaodaocaishuxueqian,ganwenwangtaiyi,heweiqiemai?”

wangtaiyishuodao:“ziranshijiemaibozhibianhua,charentizangfuzhishengshuai。”

“ruciqianxiandedaoli,jiuliangangganghuibei《tangtouge》dexiaoyaotongdouzhixiao,woyouqihuibuzhi?”

meizhangqingzhengsedao:“wangtaiyisuoyanjishi!”

“suoweixuansizhenmaiwufeishiyongjinsideyitoudazaibingzhedeshouwanshang,langzhongzaipinglingyitouchuanlaidezhendongganjuemaixiang。”

“xianbushuocifazhunyubuzhun,erjinhuanghouniangniangqiruoxuansi,xinliboruo,zhijiejiechudouweibinengmoqingmaixiang,zaijingyoujinsidexueruochuandidaoshoushangdeganjuegengshiweihuqiwei。”

“xiaodaoxueyibujing,bugannahuanghouniangniangdeshengmingkaiwanxiao,jiranzheiweiwangtaiyiyourucishouduan,haiqingbixiarangwangtaiyiweiniangniangzhenzhi,xiaodaogaocile!”

shuoba,meizhangqingzhanqishenlaiduizhelishimindalegedaomenjishoujiuyaozou,beilishiminyibalanxia。

meizhangqingcijuyouliangzhongyuanyin。

diyi,jiuxiangtagangcaisuoshuo,zhangsunhuanghoudoukuaigalehaikaolvshenmenannvyoubie,zunbeiyouxu?bingbuhuiyidoubuzhidaohaizaizheidangtaiyini?

dier,zhangsunhuanghoudezhuangtaikeyishuoshifeichangbuhao,banzhijiaoyijingtaruleguimenguan,shaoyoubushenjiuhuiyimingwuhu。

bieshuoshita,jiusuantadeshifuwangzhongminglailekongpayeshishushouwuce,chufeitazhendeshixianren。

meizhangqingzhengchoubuzhiruhepoju,haoqiaobuqiaozheiweiwangtaiyifeiyaomainong。

haoba,wochengrenwobuxing,nixingnilai!

lishiminxiaodao:“wangtaiyi,nidaoshishouli,bukuishitaiyilinga!”

wangtaiyiweiweigongshen,xiaodao:“bixiamiuzanle,chenzhishiweihuhuangjiazunyaneryi。”

“wangtaiyizhenshiyouxinle。”

“taiyishudaoshiweihulehuangjiazunyan,neiweihehuanghouhuibingchengzheiyang?”

“ni,haiyouzhenggetaiyishu,jizhenyigejieshi!”

lishimindeshengyinshifenpingjing,danjiushizheiyangfanerrangzaichangdesuoyourenbuhanerli。

“e......zheige......”

“bixiashuzui!”yishijianwangtaiyizhijuedetuiduzifaruan,hanruyuxia。

lishiminmeiyoulihuiguidaozaididewangtaiyi,zhuanshenshuodao:“meixiansheng,nibubigujineixiesuli,gaizenmebanjiuzenmeban!”

meizhangqingdianlediantou,sanzhiqingqingdazaizhangsunhuanghoudeshouwanshang,zixipinchazhemaixiang,meitoujinsuo。

wulunshirenhaishidongwujishishihuanbing,zhiyaonengchinengheyishizhijianhaibuhuiyoushenmetaidadewenti。yidanshuimibujinjiudaibiaoweiqijiangjue。

cinaichixizhizhao......apei,daxianzhizhao!

liangjiuhou,meizhangqinghuanhuansonglekouqi。

“meixiansheng,ruhe?”lishiminjinzhangdewendao。

meizhangqingdadao:“niangniangxianzaidezhuangtaisuishuojiweixiongxian,danshangyouyixianshengji,xiaodaodaoshiyouliangsanfendebawo。”

lishimindunshilailejingshen:“bieshuoshiliangsanfen,jiusuanzhiyouyifenbawo,zhenyerangnizhi!”

meizhangqingqishenzoudaozhuoanchuzuoxia,huihaoxiexiayaofangjiaoyuwangtaiyishouzhong,“haiqingwangtaiyishenfang,ruruowuwujinkuaibeiyao。”

qitadetaiyifenfencoudaoyaofangqianzixichakan,wangtaiyipoweibufendishangqianshuodao:“qibingbixia,meixianshengcifangqueshiyingniangniangbingzheng,danxianzainiangniangyaguanjinbiyougairuhefuyao?”

“erqiemeixianshengsuoyongzhiyao,chendengzaoyiyongguo,junbujianxiao。chenbuxintongyangdeyaocaizaimeixianshengshouzhongjiuchengletaishanglaojunlulidexiandan!”

meizhangqingzuoyoukanlekan,lishimindunshixinlingshenhui:“nimendoutuixia,taizihewangtaiyiliuxia!”

lishiminsuiranshifenyanfanzheigejiaowangbaohedetaiyi,zhenggetaiyishuhaijiutayishuzuigao,kuangqiechujianmeizhangqingyebuzhidaotadaodiyoujijinjiliang。

zhongrenfenfentuiqu,dianlizhishengxialishimin、lichengqianhemeizhangqinghewangbaohesiren。

jianzuoyouwuren,meizhangqingzheicaikaikoudao:“shuxiaodaowuli,ganwenbixiashixiangyaolianmianhaishihuanghouniangniangdeming!”

lichengqianhedao:“dadan,jingganruciduishengshangshuohua!”

lishiminshenshoulanzhulichengqian,wendao:“yaolianmianzenjiang?yaoxingmingyouzenjiang?”

meizhangqingbubeibukangdeshuodao:“bixiaruoshigujilianmian,niangniangdebingxiaodaoshushouwuce;bixiaruoshiyaoming,huoxuhaiyouyijiu。”

“怎么个救法?”

“bixiaruoshixiangjiu,jiuxuyaojiniangniangkuanyijiedai......”