第1章

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wanshangbadian,wohewangchangyiyang,dakaiwangyou「jianghufengyun」,dengluzhanghao,jiaruyouxihaoyoushanyuededuiwu,zhunbeiquzuosanrenrenwu。

jinduihou,quefaxianlingyiweizhiqianyixianghenzhunshideduiyoujingchenghaimeiyoulai。

「ei?」wozaiyuyindianhuazhongduishanyueshuodao,「jintianzenmehuishi,xingxingzhuangdiqiule?jingchengkeshiconglaimeichidaoguo。」

杉月冷哼了一声。

「jiansewangyidechounanren。babadiqurenjiaduilidangmianfeilaodonglile。qingqing,zanmenzhinengqushijiepindaozhaoyigeduiyoule。」

woyitingzheihua,jiujuedebujiandan。

「woshicuoguoleshenmechinanyuannv、fenghuaxueyuedegushima?」

shanyuedao:「nibuzenmekanyouxiqun,buzhidaoyezhengchang。jintianxiawu,yigenvshengzaiqunlibaolezhaopian,nanwanjiamenyixiazifeitengle,lianhetazuduizuorenwudemingedouyaochouqianxuanba……」

shanyuedunledun,youyichaofengdekouwendao:「zhiyuwomendehaoduiyou,yinadaominge,jiumabutingtidiqumeirenzuoxiaxianyinqinla~」

wotingzhetadeyuqi,yijingnengxiangxiangdaotafanbaiyandeyangzile。

「buguohuashuohuilai,」shanyuezezeleliangsheng,「neigenvshengqueshishipiaoliang,wokanlezhaopiandoufengkuangxindong,yenanguaitamenquzhiruowule。wohaibaocunle,niyaokankanma?」

wobuxianbudandao:「keyiya。」

sanmiaozhonghou,woshoudaolelaizishanyuedexiaoxidanchuang。

diankai,shoujihuamiantiaozhuan,yizhangzhaopianchengxianzaiyanqian。

yigenvrenzhanzaiyesezhong,beihoushipingjingwulandedahai,tachuanzheheisezhangqun,weiweiceshen,meiyanjingzhi,erpanbiezheyizhihongmeigui,zhengduizhejingtouqianxiao。

heiqunshangxishanlinlin,kanqilaijiuxiangshipileyicengjiaojieyueguang,rangtagengxianwenrou。

fenweiganmanman,renyedequehenmei。

可是……

「zheibushiwoma?」wonalemenle。

zheizhengshiwojintianxiawucaifabuzaishejiaopingtaishangdezhaopian。

shanyuewenyanlengleleng,youxiemangran:「shenme……?」

cishi,woyijingmingbaile。

wozhaopianbeibierendaoyongle。

「woshuo——zhao、pian、shang、de、ren、shi、wo!」

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woheshanyuesannianqianzailangrenshajieshi,yiqiwanguodadaxiaoxiaoshijikuanyouxi。

jigeyueqian,talazheworukengle「jianghufengyun」,kenqiuwowannanhao,hetajianlixialvguanxi,fangbianzuoshuangrenrenwu。

womensuishisuweimoumiandewangyou,danririyouxixianliao,duibicidelejiehexinren,yefeixunchangpengyoukebi。

tawanquanbuhuaiyiwodehua,yinweitazhidaowomeibiyaoshuohuang。

shanyuedeqingxuzaijimiaoneixunsuzhuanhuan,conggangcaidezhenjing、qifen、xingzailehuodaoxianzaidedeyi、chaofeng、zuodengchigua。

「hahahahahahahahaha!!」tachangkuangdexiaoshengsihujiuyaochongposhoujiyinliangdexianzhile,zhendewoermodouzaizhandou。

「yaowoshuo,tayeshizhendedaomei,daolezhangrehudetu,haimeilaidejijinqingxiangshouqunyoumendezhuipeng,jiubeizhengzhufaxianle。」

xixuyifanzhihou,tamoquancazhang:「woyijingrenbuzhuyaojielutale!」

我忙道:「可别。」

「zale?」shanyuebeidajilereqing,buyouyouxieyihuo。

「jiefatajiudejuzheng,wodezhaopianheshejiaozhanghao,ruguobeiqunliderenzhidaole,huoxuhuiduiwozaochengyixiekunrao。wozhixiangananxinxindiwanyouxi。」

chuyuyinsikaolv,wobuxiangrangmoshengrenzhidaowoduogepingtaidebutongzhanghao。

shanyuexianglexiang,shuo:「zheidaoyeshi。bijing,nizangdezheimeshen,lianwodoubuzhidao……

「keshi,nijiufangrentanazhenidezhaopianweisuoyuweima?woshiyanbuxiazheikouqi。」

wosisuoleyifan,shuodao:「zheiyangba,wozaizhanghaoshangfayipianwenzhang,jingshiyixiata。ruguotanaozihaisuanqingxing,zhudongxiaoshizaiwodeshixianli,wojiuzanqiefangtayima。」

「ai……」shanyueyouxieyihan,「yeqingyi,nijiushitaishanliangle,zongjuedebujieqi。」

wobuzaiyidixiaolexiao:「nijuedewoshanliang?wozhishilandejijiao。hezheizhongrendaleitai,zongganjueyoudiandiaojia。」

shanyueyijingkaishizhaomurenwuduiyoule,tinglewodehua,youyoudao:「shia,wodebangerdalao,nizenmehuiquheyizhixiaoxiamijijiaoni。」

wozaiyouxilirouleroutadenaodai,dao:「zanbushengqile。zheicihuodongchudexinyifu,woyijingkedaola,nankuanhaitingshuaide,zuowanrenwuchuanjinikankan。」

shanyuelijiyuguotianqing,yibabaozhulewodeyouxirenwu,kaixindao:「haoye~」

youxixiaxianhou,wodakaileshejiaoapp。

「wozaikanzheni——zhimouxiedaoturenshi。」

wobianjihaowenan,fabudaoleshejiaopingtaishang。

suihou,wodakaishezhi─yinsi,guanbile「yunxuqitayonghubaocuntupiandaobendi」dexuanxiang。

wodezhanghaozhiouershangchuanjizhangzhaopian,bucengredian,liuliangshao,yemeiyouduoshaofensi。zhiyaonengkandaozheipiantiezi,taxinlijiuyoushuba?

zheiweidaotuwanjia,woyijingzugoukuanhongdaliangle,xiwangnibuyaobushitaiju。

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diertianshangwu,woxiangqilaiyoufenzhongyaowenjianluozailegongsi,xuyaoquna。

daolegongsi,gangjinbangongshi,wojiushoudaoleshanyuedexiaoxi。

「qingqing,kuaikanqunliao!」

wotiaoletiaomei,dakai99+dequnliao,buduantiaochudexiaoxilingwoyanhualiaoluan。

「shuiermeimeitaihaokanleba,wulunkanduoshaocidouhuibeijingyandechengdu!」

「jintiankeyiyongyouheshuiermeimeiyiqizuorenwudezigema?」

「chounanrenmendouqikai!zheizhongrenmeishengtiandejiejie,dangranyaobeiwomennvhaizineibuxiaohuala~」

woyishidaobumiao,hualeshihaojiyeliaotianjilu,caizhongyufandaozuikaishideduihua。

「jintianhaiyoujihuikandaoshuiermeimeidemeimaoma?」

「jintianhaiyoujihuitingshuiermeimeichanggema?zuotianzaiduineiyuyinchangdegechaojihaoting!」

下面立马有人哀嚎:

「shenme?jingshuierchanggele?zuotianmeichoudaoqian,xuekui!」

「qiuqiule,jiejiezailaiyishouba,rangwotingtingmeinvdetianlaizhiyin……」

zaizhongrendecuyongxia,jingshuierfangcaishanshanlaichi。

xianfaleyiduanyuyin,youpaochuliangzhangzhaopian。

buchuyiliao,yeshiwozhiqianzaipingtaishangfaguodeliangzhangzhaopian。

diankaiyuyin,yiduantianmeideshengxianchangzhexiaotiange,xuanzhuantiaoyuezhezuanjinwodeerduo。

youdiandongxia,guaibudeganchulaikengmengguaipian。

wojiangliangzhangzhaopianhezuotianneizhangfangdaduibi,faxianjintiandezhaopianqingxidumingxianxiajiangle。

shuomingzheiliangzhangzhaopianshijietujielaide。

neime,xiangbitayijingkandaowozuotianfadetiezile。

可她置若罔闻。

tayizaiqunyoudekuazanshengzhongchenzui,piaopiaoranbuzhijinxishihenian,zuihoucaixiusedishuo:「aiyadajiabiezheiyang,woyezhishiputongreneryila~」

cishi,shanyuequezhuanfaleqizhongyizhangzhaopian,bingquanchulezhaopianzhongdeyigebaiseshoutibao。

shanyue:「zheishimgbpinpaisongjishiweichaojivipdedingzhibao。zheishiweihuiyuanwoyinggaidouyousuoerwen,shuobudingwomenrenshini?

「nixingshenmeya?shuolexingshiwojiuchabuduozhidaola。」

shuowanyoupeitu,tupianshishanyuezijishoulinazhetongkuanbao。

shanyuesuoyanbuxu,zheigexiaozhongpinpaizoudeshigaoduanluxian,shejifenggehenhewoyi,shiwodexintouhao。pinpaifangweilexiangchaojihuiyuanzhixie,dingzhilezheikuanbaobao。

zhiyushanyueweishenmehuizhidao,neidangranshiyinwei,qunianwobazheigebaodangzuoshengriliwusongjileta。

qunlideyimeizhicijiaranerzhi,zhongrenzhuanerqihong。

「哇,这么巧?」

「yuanlaiqunlizheimeduofupo,zheigepaiziwodouburenshi,wuwuwu。」

「woyizhiyiweijingshuierjiuxingjinglaizhe,nandaobushima?」

shanyue:「keshimingdanlimeiyouxingjingdekehuya~」

zhongrenwenyanbuyouyouxieqiyi,qunliyishijianjingmeiyourenshuohuale。

dajiadoudengdaizhejingshuierdehuifu,laijieshuzheichanglveweigangadeduizhi。

guolehenjiu,jingshuiercaiyifugangkandaoxiaoxideyangzichuxian。

jingshuier:「nishuozheigebaoya,shiwobiaojiesongwodela。

「tadedapaibaobaohenduo,bujidezheigeshizenmelaidele。

「kanwohenxihuan,jiusongjiwola。

「shejijiejiedeyinsi,bufangbiantoulutadexinxie。」

jieshiwanzheijiju,tayouzhuanyilehuati。

jingshuier:「jintianyoumeiyourendaiwozuorenwuya?」

zhongrensuiyoufengyongershang,baobaodeshijiuzheiyangbeiqingqingjieguo。

shanyuejiwofalaisixin:「yue~yougoubuyaoliande。」

wozhoulezhoumei,huifudao:「zuotianwoyijingfaleshengming,tazenmedoubugaidingfengzuoan。」

shanyue:「huoxu,tazaihenduodifangdouyongguonidezhaopian,genbenbuzhidaoshizainabeinifaxiande。youhuozhe,sizhubupakaishuitang,beichuochuanle,shanhaozourenjiushile。」

杉月说得对。

jirantabuzhihuigai,neiwoyebuyinggaiqingqingfangguo。

jingshuier,zheikeshinibushixiang。

shaozuosisuo,wobazhulijiaojinlebangongshi。

「bangwoyueyixiaxuyaolvshi,rangtamingtianzaoshangshidiandaoxihualinyuanzhaowo。」wodeshengyinwubowulan。

zhuliquekanchulewoxinqingbuhao,qingshengdao:「haode,yezong。buguoxihuashininganggouzhidebieshu,xulvshiyinggaihaimeiquguo,shifouxuyaowoanpaisijijiesong?」

wo「ng」leyisheng,tuchuyikouyuqi,zanqiejiangjingshuierpaodaonaohou。

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yemujianglin,woqucanjialemouzhubaopinpaidewanyan。

yanhuijieshuyishiwanshangshidianduo。huidaojia,wochonglegezao,xiqujiuqiheyishenpibei,tandaozairouruandedachuangshang。

tangleyihui,wodengluyouxi,zhunbeizuoxiarichangrenwu。

jinruyouxijiemian,wokandaoyoujitiaoyouxineidesixin。

shanyue:「gongyingwodeyezongcaihuijia~

「qingqing,richanghezuduirenwuwodoubangnizuowanla,kuaikuakuawo~」

wohuixinyixiao,zhuanerdiankaixiayitiaosixin,quefaxianwanjiaidjuranshijingshuier。

jingshuier:「qingyigege,hewotanlianaima?」

我的笑容僵住了。

我:「?」

niyigedaotunv,zenmehaiwudaozhengzhumianqianle?

jingshuierzheigeshijianhaizaixian,henkuaijiuhuilesixin。

jingshuier:「buhaoyisiya~shiwoheyouxihaoyoumenwanzhenxinhuadamaoxianshule,chengfajiushizaipaixingbangshangzhaoyigedalaofashangbianneitiaoxiaoxi。

「yinweiqingyigegedeidkanqilaibijiaowenrou,suoyizhaoleni,guoranmeiyoubeimani,xixi。

「tamentaiyouzhila~baoqianeqingyigege,daraonila。」

wowushenglengxiao,guicaixinni。

jiusuanzhenyoucishi,mingmingyouqitaxuanze,zhengchangrenyebuhuizhaoyigebangdingleqinglvguanxidewanjia。

tazhaoshangwo,dagaishiyinwei,woshibenqudekejinbangbangyi,zhanlibangbanger。

suiranwobuzenmezaiqunliliaotian,danshipingjieqiangdadechaonengli,qunliyizhiyouwodechuanshuo。

「weishenmeqingyidalaokelezheimeduo,haishizhinengweijuzhanlibangbangera?」

「yikannijiushixinwanjia。takedejin,douyonglaijinvpengyoufangyanhuale。」

「wow,zheimechong?」

zheixiechuanyan,jieheneijushitan,tadeyitubuyaneryu。

zheidaotunvbuhuinazhewodezhaopianzaisichugoudananrenba?

meiguoduojiu,xiaoxishangyouyoulexiaohongdian。

jingshuier:「qingyigegebangdingleqinglvguanxi,shihenvpengyouyiqiwanma?」

woxianglexiang,shunshishuodao:「ng。」

duibuqiyashanyue,zhuanshoujiubanimaile。

jingshuier:「zheiyangya。nengjiaodaoqingyigegezheizhongnanpengyou,yidingshishangbeizixiulaidefuqiba~」

wohuifudao:「bushisheidouyouzheizhongfuqide。tayefeichangyouxiu,zhidebeiai。」

jingshuier:「neiwoxianghenishuoyijianshiqinge。」

我:「讲。」

danduifangquemeiyouhuiyingle。

zheijiufangqigongshile,shiwozhandehaibugougaoma?

jiuzaiwoyihuotachebingzenmerucixunsudeshihou,weixinqueshoudaolehaoyoushenqing。

yanzhengxiaoxi:qingyigege,shiwoya,tongguoyixiaba。

laiyuanzexianshitongguoyouxiquntianjia。

e,yuanlaishizhunbeijiashanghaoyou,dachijiuzhan。

tongguotadehaoyoushenqinghou,jiulijidanlexiaoxi。

jingshuier:「nihaoya,qingyigege。」

womeilihuitadehanxuan,wendao:「niyoushenmeshiyaoshuo?」

jingshuier:「xianshuohao,woshuolezhihounibuyaoshengshanyuejiejiedeqie。」

wo:「jijiwaiwaide,zhijieshuo。」

jingshuier:「ng……jiushi……

「wanshangzuozuduirenwudeshihou,wokandaoshanyuejiejiehejingchenggegele。

「tamendeyangziyoudianqinmi。

「buguozheizhishiyouxila。

「woxiangxinshanyuejiejiebuhuizuoduibuqinideshi~」

zuihoupeileyigekeaidebiaoqingbao。

woxianglexiang,huidao:「yueyuejiushizheizhongxingge,waixiangkailang,xianggexiaotaiyang。」

jingshuier:「danbeibierenkandao,kenenghuiyingxiangbuhaoei。niheshanyuejiejiedeguanxirenjinjiezhi,tazheiyangzuo,qibushihuibeibiereneyichuaice?」

wo:「birushuo……nizheiyangderen?」

jingshuieryeleyixia,tadagaimeixiangdao,woshuohuazheimezhijie,wanquanbuliuqingmian。

「duifangzhengzaishuru」xianshilehenjiu,wocaizaicishoudaotadexiaoxi:「wozaitiqingyigegezhexiangya,ruguowoshishanyuejiejiedehua,yidingbuhuizheiyangde……」

wo:「xiexie,xiexienidexianchiluobudancaoxin。ruguopingchangmeishigandehua,keyiqushushuqingqingcaoyuanshangyouduoshaogencao。」

jingshuier:「haha……qingyigegejianghuahaoyoumoya……」

wobuyuanzaidalita,jiangliaotianjiluquanbuzhuanfajishanyue,suihoushanchulehaoyou。

shanyuekandaoxiaoxihou,jiwodalaileyuyindianhua,woyijietong,jiutingjiantaxingzailehuodishuo:「qingyigege~renjiahaobudongshie~haihaoyounichongzherenjia~」

wojiaotingletaexinbaladebiaoyan,jintianchidecangyingyijinggouduole,wobuxiangbawanfantuchulai。

woweixiedao:「ninanshenzaiwanyanshangdezhaopian,haixiangbuxiangyaole?」

shanyuelimalaoshile:「yaoyaoyao!haojiejie~kuaijiwokankan!」

zhengheshanyuenaozhe,queshoudaolewogeyeqingmodexiaoxi。

「laomei,nikankanrenjiaguniang,haizhidaozhudongchuji。niyaoshinengzheiyang,yebuzhiyuyizhidanshenba?」

随后又发了张图。

wodiankaitu,jingranshijingshuierzaiyouxineifalaidesixin。

jingshuier:「chenmogege,hewotanlianaima?」

chenmoshiwogedeyouxiid,tazaikejinbangshangweiliedier。

我:?

合着你是广撒网啊。

wogebuzenmewan,meijiayouxiqun,ziranyejiubuzhidaojingshuierdeshi。

tazhanlizhididekelian,kedejindaoshibushao。

tashuoshiyinweimoutianwanshangtahezuilewanyouxi,chongzhideshihoushouyidou,duodaleliangge0。

jingshuierdingshangta,yeheli。

dantawulunruheyexiangbudao,bangershiwoqinge。