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wanshangbadian,wohewangchangyiyang,dakaiwangyou「jianghufengyun」,dengluzhanghao,jiaruyouxihaoyoushanyuededuiwu,zhunbeiquzuosanrenrenwu。
jinduihou,quefaxianlingyiweizhiqianyixianghenzhunshideduiyoujingchenghaimeiyoulai。
「ei?」wozaiyuyindianhuazhongduishanyueshuodao,「jintianzenmehuishi,xingxingzhuangdiqiule?jingchengkeshiconglaimeichidaoguo。」
杉月冷哼了一声。
「jiansewangyidechounanren。babadiqurenjiaduilidangmianfeilaodonglile。qingqing,zanmenzhinengqushijiepindaozhaoyigeduiyoule。」
woyitingzheihua,jiujuedebujiandan。
「woshicuoguoleshenmechinanyuannv、fenghuaxueyuedegushima?」
shanyuedao:「nibuzenmekanyouxiqun,buzhidaoyezhengchang。jintianxiawu,yigenvshengzaiqunlibaolezhaopian,nanwanjiamenyixiazifeitengle,lianhetazuduizuorenwudemingedouyaochouqianxuanba……」
shanyuedunledun,youyichaofengdekouwendao:「zhiyuwomendehaoduiyou,yinadaominge,jiumabutingtidiqumeirenzuoxiaxianyinqinla~」
wotingzhetadeyuqi,yijingnengxiangxiangdaotafanbaiyandeyangzile。
「buguohuashuohuilai,」shanyuezezeleliangsheng,「neigenvshengqueshishipiaoliang,wokanlezhaopiandoufengkuangxindong,yenanguaitamenquzhiruowule。wohaibaocunle,niyaokankanma?」
wobuxianbudandao:「keyiya。」
sanmiaozhonghou,woshoudaolelaizishanyuedexiaoxidanchuang。
diankai,shoujihuamiantiaozhuan,yizhangzhaopianchengxianzaiyanqian。
yigenvrenzhanzaiyesezhong,beihoushipingjingwulandedahai,tachuanzheheisezhangqun,weiweiceshen,meiyanjingzhi,erpanbiezheyizhihongmeigui,zhengduizhejingtouqianxiao。
heiqunshangxishanlinlin,kanqilaijiuxiangshipileyicengjiaojieyueguang,rangtagengxianwenrou。
fenweiganmanman,renyedequehenmei。
可是……
「zheibushiwoma?」wonalemenle。
zheizhengshiwojintianxiawucaifabuzaishejiaopingtaishangdezhaopian。
shanyuewenyanlengleleng,youxiemangran:「shenme……?」
cishi,woyijingmingbaile。
wozhaopianbeibierendaoyongle。
「woshuo——zhao、pian、shang、de、ren、shi、wo!」
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woheshanyuesannianqianzailangrenshajieshi,yiqiwanguodadaxiaoxiaoshijikuanyouxi。
jigeyueqian,talazheworukengle「jianghufengyun」,kenqiuwowannanhao,hetajianlixialvguanxi,fangbianzuoshuangrenrenwu。
womensuishisuweimoumiandewangyou,danririyouxixianliao,duibicidelejiehexinren,yefeixunchangpengyoukebi。
tawanquanbuhuaiyiwodehua,yinweitazhidaowomeibiyaoshuohuang。
shanyuedeqingxuzaijimiaoneixunsuzhuanhuan,conggangcaidezhenjing、qifen、xingzailehuodaoxianzaidedeyi、chaofeng、zuodengchigua。
「hahahahahahahahaha!!」tachangkuangdexiaoshengsihujiuyaochongposhoujiyinliangdexianzhile,zhendewoermodouzaizhandou。
「yaowoshuo,tayeshizhendedaomei,daolezhangrehudetu,haimeilaidejijinqingxiangshouqunyoumendezhuipeng,jiubeizhengzhufaxianle。」
xixuyifanzhihou,tamoquancazhang:「woyijingrenbuzhuyaojielutale!」
我忙道:「可别。」
「zale?」shanyuebeidajilereqing,buyouyouxieyihuo。
「jiefatajiudejuzheng,wodezhaopianheshejiaozhanghao,ruguobeiqunliderenzhidaole,huoxuhuiduiwozaochengyixiekunrao。wozhixiangananxinxindiwanyouxi。」
chuyuyinsikaolv,wobuxiangrangmoshengrenzhidaowoduogepingtaidebutongzhanghao。
shanyuexianglexiang,shuo:「zheidaoyeshi。bijing,nizangdezheimeshen,lianwodoubuzhidao……
「keshi,nijiufangrentanazhenidezhaopianweisuoyuweima?woshiyanbuxiazheikouqi。」
wosisuoleyifan,shuodao:「zheiyangba,wozaizhanghaoshangfayipianwenzhang,jingshiyixiata。ruguotanaozihaisuanqingxing,zhudongxiaoshizaiwodeshixianli,wojiuzanqiefangtayima。」
「ai……」shanyueyouxieyihan,「yeqingyi,nijiushitaishanliangle,zongjuedebujieqi。」
wobuzaiyidixiaolexiao:「nijuedewoshanliang?wozhishilandejijiao。hezheizhongrendaleitai,zongganjueyoudiandiaojia。」
shanyueyijingkaishizhaomurenwuduiyoule,tinglewodehua,youyoudao:「shia,wodebangerdalao,nizenmehuiquheyizhixiaoxiamijijiaoni。」
wozaiyouxilirouleroutadenaodai,dao:「zanbushengqile。zheicihuodongchudexinyifu,woyijingkedaola,nankuanhaitingshuaide,zuowanrenwuchuanjinikankan。」
shanyuelijiyuguotianqing,yibabaozhulewodeyouxirenwu,kaixindao:「haoye~」
youxixiaxianhou,wodakaileshejiaoapp。
「wozaikanzheni——zhimouxiedaoturenshi。」
wobianjihaowenan,fabudaoleshejiaopingtaishang。
suihou,wodakaishezhi─yinsi,guanbile「yunxuqitayonghubaocuntupiandaobendi」dexuanxiang。
wodezhanghaozhiouershangchuanjizhangzhaopian,bucengredian,liuliangshao,yemeiyouduoshaofensi。zhiyaonengkandaozheipiantiezi,taxinlijiuyoushuba?
zheiweidaotuwanjia,woyijingzugoukuanhongdaliangle,xiwangnibuyaobushitaiju。
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diertianshangwu,woxiangqilaiyoufenzhongyaowenjianluozailegongsi,xuyaoquna。
daolegongsi,gangjinbangongshi,wojiushoudaoleshanyuedexiaoxi。
「qingqing,kuaikanqunliao!」
wotiaoletiaomei,dakai99+dequnliao,buduantiaochudexiaoxilingwoyanhualiaoluan。
「shuiermeimeitaihaokanleba,wulunkanduoshaocidouhuibeijingyandechengdu!」
「jintiankeyiyongyouheshuiermeimeiyiqizuorenwudezigema?」
「chounanrenmendouqikai!zheizhongrenmeishengtiandejiejie,dangranyaobeiwomennvhaizineibuxiaohuala~」
woyishidaobumiao,hualeshihaojiyeliaotianjilu,caizhongyufandaozuikaishideduihua。
「jintianhaiyoujihuikandaoshuiermeimeidemeimaoma?」
「jintianhaiyoujihuitingshuiermeimeichanggema?zuotianzaiduineiyuyinchangdegechaojihaoting!」
下面立马有人哀嚎:
「shenme?jingshuierchanggele?zuotianmeichoudaoqian,xuekui!」
「qiuqiule,jiejiezailaiyishouba,rangwotingtingmeinvdetianlaizhiyin……」
zaizhongrendecuyongxia,jingshuierfangcaishanshanlaichi。
xianfaleyiduanyuyin,youpaochuliangzhangzhaopian。
buchuyiliao,yeshiwozhiqianzaipingtaishangfaguodeliangzhangzhaopian。
diankaiyuyin,yiduantianmeideshengxianchangzhexiaotiange,xuanzhuantiaoyuezhezuanjinwodeerduo。
youdiandongxia,guaibudeganchulaikengmengguaipian。
wojiangliangzhangzhaopianhezuotianneizhangfangdaduibi,faxianjintiandezhaopianqingxidumingxianxiajiangle。
shuomingzheiliangzhangzhaopianshijietujielaide。
neime,xiangbitayijingkandaowozuotianfadetiezile。
可她置若罔闻。
tayizaiqunyoudekuazanshengzhongchenzui,piaopiaoranbuzhijinxishihenian,zuihoucaixiusedishuo:「aiyadajiabiezheiyang,woyezhishiputongreneryila~」
cishi,shanyuequezhuanfaleqizhongyizhangzhaopian,bingquanchulezhaopianzhongdeyigebaiseshoutibao。
shanyue:「zheishimgbpinpaisongjishiweichaojivipdedingzhibao。zheishiweihuiyuanwoyinggaidouyousuoerwen,shuobudingwomenrenshini?
「nixingshenmeya?shuolexingshiwojiuchabuduozhidaola。」
shuowanyoupeitu,tupianshishanyuezijishoulinazhetongkuanbao。
shanyuesuoyanbuxu,zheigexiaozhongpinpaizoudeshigaoduanluxian,shejifenggehenhewoyi,shiwodexintouhao。pinpaifangweilexiangchaojihuiyuanzhixie,dingzhilezheikuanbaobao。
zhiyushanyueweishenmehuizhidao,neidangranshiyinwei,qunianwobazheigebaodangzuoshengriliwusongjileta。
qunlideyimeizhicijiaranerzhi,zhongrenzhuanerqihong。
「哇,这么巧?」
「yuanlaiqunlizheimeduofupo,zheigepaiziwodouburenshi,wuwuwu。」
「woyizhiyiweijingshuierjiuxingjinglaizhe,nandaobushima?」
shanyue:「keshimingdanlimeiyouxingjingdekehuya~」
zhongrenwenyanbuyouyouxieqiyi,qunliyishijianjingmeiyourenshuohuale。
dajiadoudengdaizhejingshuierdehuifu,laijieshuzheichanglveweigangadeduizhi。
guolehenjiu,jingshuiercaiyifugangkandaoxiaoxideyangzichuxian。
jingshuier:「nishuozheigebaoya,shiwobiaojiesongwodela。
「tadedapaibaobaohenduo,bujidezheigeshizenmelaidele。
「kanwohenxihuan,jiusongjiwola。
「shejijiejiedeyinsi,bufangbiantoulutadexinxie。」
jieshiwanzheijiju,tayouzhuanyilehuati。
jingshuier:「jintianyoumeiyourendaiwozuorenwuya?」
zhongrensuiyoufengyongershang,baobaodeshijiuzheiyangbeiqingqingjieguo。
shanyuejiwofalaisixin:「yue~yougoubuyaoliande。」
wozhoulezhoumei,huifudao:「zuotianwoyijingfaleshengming,tazenmedoubugaidingfengzuoan。」
shanyue:「huoxu,tazaihenduodifangdouyongguonidezhaopian,genbenbuzhidaoshizainabeinifaxiande。youhuozhe,sizhubupakaishuitang,beichuochuanle,shanhaozourenjiushile。」
杉月说得对。
jirantabuzhihuigai,neiwoyebuyinggaiqingqingfangguo。
jingshuier,zheikeshinibushixiang。
shaozuosisuo,wobazhulijiaojinlebangongshi。
「bangwoyueyixiaxuyaolvshi,rangtamingtianzaoshangshidiandaoxihualinyuanzhaowo。」wodeshengyinwubowulan。
zhuliquekanchulewoxinqingbuhao,qingshengdao:「haode,yezong。buguoxihuashininganggouzhidebieshu,xulvshiyinggaihaimeiquguo,shifouxuyaowoanpaisijijiesong?」
wo「ng」leyisheng,tuchuyikouyuqi,zanqiejiangjingshuierpaodaonaohou。
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yemujianglin,woqucanjialemouzhubaopinpaidewanyan。
yanhuijieshuyishiwanshangshidianduo。huidaojia,wochonglegezao,xiqujiuqiheyishenpibei,tandaozairouruandedachuangshang。
tangleyihui,wodengluyouxi,zhunbeizuoxiarichangrenwu。
jinruyouxijiemian,wokandaoyoujitiaoyouxineidesixin。
shanyue:「gongyingwodeyezongcaihuijia~
「qingqing,richanghezuduirenwuwodoubangnizuowanla,kuaikuakuawo~」
wohuixinyixiao,zhuanerdiankaixiayitiaosixin,quefaxianwanjiaidjuranshijingshuier。
jingshuier:「qingyigege,hewotanlianaima?」
我的笑容僵住了。
我:「?」
niyigedaotunv,zenmehaiwudaozhengzhumianqianle?
jingshuierzheigeshijianhaizaixian,henkuaijiuhuilesixin。
jingshuier:「buhaoyisiya~shiwoheyouxihaoyoumenwanzhenxinhuadamaoxianshule,chengfajiushizaipaixingbangshangzhaoyigedalaofashangbianneitiaoxiaoxi。
「yinweiqingyigegedeidkanqilaibijiaowenrou,suoyizhaoleni,guoranmeiyoubeimani,xixi。
「tamentaiyouzhila~baoqianeqingyigege,daraonila。」
wowushenglengxiao,guicaixinni。
jiusuanzhenyoucishi,mingmingyouqitaxuanze,zhengchangrenyebuhuizhaoyigebangdingleqinglvguanxidewanjia。
tazhaoshangwo,dagaishiyinwei,woshibenqudekejinbangbangyi,zhanlibangbanger。
suiranwobuzenmezaiqunliliaotian,danshipingjieqiangdadechaonengli,qunliyizhiyouwodechuanshuo。
「weishenmeqingyidalaokelezheimeduo,haishizhinengweijuzhanlibangbangera?」
「yikannijiushixinwanjia。takedejin,douyonglaijinvpengyoufangyanhuale。」
「wow,zheimechong?」
zheixiechuanyan,jieheneijushitan,tadeyitubuyaneryu。
zheidaotunvbuhuinazhewodezhaopianzaisichugoudananrenba?
meiguoduojiu,xiaoxishangyouyoulexiaohongdian。
jingshuier:「qingyigegebangdingleqinglvguanxi,shihenvpengyouyiqiwanma?」
woxianglexiang,shunshishuodao:「ng。」
duibuqiyashanyue,zhuanshoujiubanimaile。
jingshuier:「zheiyangya。nengjiaodaoqingyigegezheizhongnanpengyou,yidingshishangbeizixiulaidefuqiba~」
wohuifudao:「bushisheidouyouzheizhongfuqide。tayefeichangyouxiu,zhidebeiai。」
jingshuier:「neiwoxianghenishuoyijianshiqinge。」
我:「讲。」
danduifangquemeiyouhuiyingle。
zheijiufangqigongshile,shiwozhandehaibugougaoma?
jiuzaiwoyihuotachebingzenmerucixunsudeshihou,weixinqueshoudaolehaoyoushenqing。
yanzhengxiaoxi:qingyigege,shiwoya,tongguoyixiaba。
laiyuanzexianshitongguoyouxiquntianjia。
e,yuanlaishizhunbeijiashanghaoyou,dachijiuzhan。
tongguotadehaoyoushenqinghou,jiulijidanlexiaoxi。
jingshuier:「nihaoya,qingyigege。」
womeilihuitadehanxuan,wendao:「niyoushenmeshiyaoshuo?」
jingshuier:「xianshuohao,woshuolezhihounibuyaoshengshanyuejiejiedeqie。」
wo:「jijiwaiwaide,zhijieshuo。」
jingshuier:「ng……jiushi……
「wanshangzuozuduirenwudeshihou,wokandaoshanyuejiejiehejingchenggegele。
「tamendeyangziyoudianqinmi。
「buguozheizhishiyouxila。
「woxiangxinshanyuejiejiebuhuizuoduibuqinideshi~」
zuihoupeileyigekeaidebiaoqingbao。
woxianglexiang,huidao:「yueyuejiushizheizhongxingge,waixiangkailang,xianggexiaotaiyang。」
jingshuier:「danbeibierenkandao,kenenghuiyingxiangbuhaoei。niheshanyuejiejiedeguanxirenjinjiezhi,tazheiyangzuo,qibushihuibeibiereneyichuaice?」
wo:「birushuo……nizheiyangderen?」
jingshuieryeleyixia,tadagaimeixiangdao,woshuohuazheimezhijie,wanquanbuliuqingmian。
「duifangzhengzaishuru」xianshilehenjiu,wocaizaicishoudaotadexiaoxi:「wozaitiqingyigegezhexiangya,ruguowoshishanyuejiejiedehua,yidingbuhuizheiyangde……」
wo:「xiexie,xiexienidexianchiluobudancaoxin。ruguopingchangmeishigandehua,keyiqushushuqingqingcaoyuanshangyouduoshaogencao。」
jingshuier:「haha……qingyigegejianghuahaoyoumoya……」
wobuyuanzaidalita,jiangliaotianjiluquanbuzhuanfajishanyue,suihoushanchulehaoyou。
shanyuekandaoxiaoxihou,jiwodalaileyuyindianhua,woyijietong,jiutingjiantaxingzailehuodishuo:「qingyigege~renjiahaobudongshie~haihaoyounichongzherenjia~」
wojiaotingletaexinbaladebiaoyan,jintianchidecangyingyijinggouduole,wobuxiangbawanfantuchulai。
woweixiedao:「ninanshenzaiwanyanshangdezhaopian,haixiangbuxiangyaole?」
shanyuelimalaoshile:「yaoyaoyao!haojiejie~kuaijiwokankan!」
zhengheshanyuenaozhe,queshoudaolewogeyeqingmodexiaoxi。
「laomei,nikankanrenjiaguniang,haizhidaozhudongchuji。niyaoshinengzheiyang,yebuzhiyuyizhidanshenba?」
随后又发了张图。
wodiankaitu,jingranshijingshuierzaiyouxineifalaidesixin。
jingshuier:「chenmogege,hewotanlianaima?」
chenmoshiwogedeyouxiid,tazaikejinbangshangweiliedier。
我:?
合着你是广撒网啊。
wogebuzenmewan,meijiayouxiqun,ziranyejiubuzhidaojingshuierdeshi。
tazhanlizhididekelian,kedejindaoshibushao。
tashuoshiyinweimoutianwanshangtahezuilewanyouxi,chongzhideshihoushouyidou,duodaleliangge0。
jingshuierdingshangta,yeheli。
dantawulunruheyexiangbudao,bangershiwoqinge。