“erchencuozaimeiyoushaleneixieren！”
“donggongnei，buguanshifuhuangderen，haishijiujiuderen，haishiqingquederentaiduole，bugaidouliuzhe！”
“erchencuozaimeiyoujiangdonggongdeshouweijizhaojiman！”
“erchenyinggaibadonggongneisuoyouxiaotaijianquanshale，zhongxinzhaojiyipiren！”
“aodui，tebiehaiyouqingque，dangzhenshijitalianle，juranlaisuanjierchen！”
“erchencuozaipingrizhizhongtaijitalianle，yingdangjiejieshishizoutayidun！”
“erchenzhicuo，dengerchenzheiyicihuiqu，bidinghuihaohaoqingliyiqie！”
李承乾的一番话。
ranglishiminhezhangsunwujideliansedabian。
“混账！”
lishiminnuhouyisheng，nuhuotengtengdemaolechulai。
“nizaihushuobadaoshenme！”
“zenme，fuhuang，erchenshuocuolema？”
lichengqianangzhe，buxiedekanzhelishimin：“rujindedonggong，jiuhaoxiangshiyigeqinglouyiban，renherendoukeyijinlai。”
“zheijiushierchendecuoa！”
“qingquezhishiyigehuangzi，jingrangansuanjitaizi，ziranshijitalianle1”
“buyingdanghaohaojiaoyuma？”
“砰！”
lishiminzhongzhongdeyibazhangpaizailezhuozishang，xiandeshigewaidefennu。
tanalitingbuchulailichengqiandehuawaizhiyin，zheibaimingdejiushizaiyinyangzijia。
“陛下，息怒。”
zhangsunwujikuzhelian，jiweidewunai，maye，bushishuohaojibixialaidaoqiandeme。
咋就这般道歉的呢。
“taizidianxia，ninyeshaoshuoliangjuba，ninbushidoumingbailema？weihehaizheiban？”
zhangsunwujizhendeyoudiangaobudongle。
lichengqiangenzijiliaodeshihou，neijiaoyigedongshicongming，shadoudong。
zajiudaolelishiminmianqian，yiqiedoubianleni。
“ding，gongxisuzhujinulishimin，huodejiangli，shangxiayiwannian，dingjianshufa！”
系统的声音响起。
lichengqiannaozhongdunshichuxianwushuguanyushufadejiyi，shenzhiyushouzhangdouyouxieyangyangde，henbudelimatibilaihaohaoshuxieyifan。
“滚！”
“给禁足去！”
“zhangsunwuji，nizaiganjiangzheinizidaichulai，zhenjuebuqingrao！gun！”
李世民一声怒喝。
tashibuyuanyizaijiandaozheigenizile。
made，benlaishijitayicijihui，sheiliaodaolichengqiansibuhuigai。
“禁足！滚！”
“唉。”
zhangsunwujikusedetanleyikouqi，gongshouchaozhelishiminyibai，wanquanbugandouliu。
shengpalichengqianyoushuochushenmejingtiandanibudaodehua。
lianmangshenshoulalelalichengqian，chaowaierqu。
xitongrenwudouyijingwanchengle，lichengqianziranyebuhuidikang，dangjishigenzhezhangsunwujiyitonglikai。
“混账！逆子！”
shenhouyijiushichuanlailishiminneinumadeshengyin。
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离开甘露殿。
“taizidianxia，ninjiujingshiweihe？zanmenbushishuohaoleme？”
zhangsunwujizhouzhemeitou，poweibulijiedekanzhelichengqian：“weihefeiyaoqujinubixiani？”
tingzhezhangsunwujidexunwen，lichengqianyewunaia。
zheishixitongderenwu，youbushizijidezhuyi。
zijiyexiangzhe，burujiurengecuo，haohaodanggetaizi，yenengshushufufude。
danshizheixitonggouyinziji！
“jiujiu，jinufuhuang，shijiqingquejihui，rangqiganjuezijiyingle，taziranhuijixuxiashou。”
buguomingmianshang，lichengqianzhinenglingwaizaizhaoyigejiekou。
“zhiyaoqingquebuduanduiwodongshou，qiebushuofuhuang，zhipachaozhongqiyudachendouhuikanbuxiaqu。”
“kansizheiyiciwoshule，dansheiyoubuzhidaoshiqingquedongshouni？”
“jirantaxiangdongshou，neijiurangtadongshou，zhiyaocishuyueduo，fanerhuishangjitadeshengwang。”
lichengqianzuijiaoluchuyimojiaozha。
“rangtazhanyixiebianyiyouruhe，wocaishitaizi，tanenggoulalongdeyebuguoshiputongguanyuanbale。”
“嘶。”
zhangsunwujishenshendixileyikouqi，huyidekanleyiyanlichengqian。
挖槽。
taizidianxia，zenmeyixiazizheibandeyounaozi，ebudui，shiyizhiyounaozi。
danzheiyici，jurankaishimouhuale！youdajuguanle，sihushizhangdale！
如此。
zhangsunwujiqueshifangsongxialai。
lichengqiandemouhua，zaizhangsunwujikanlai，lvexianzhinen，danshikexingde。
zhiyaolichengqianbushishixinfengkuangduilishimin，qitadaoyewufangle。
bijing，dizhangzidemingtoujiuxuyaolitaiqunulishinianganchaole。
“taizidianxianengmingbai，neishizuihaole，buguojinlianghaishimoyaoquchunubixiale。”
zhangsunwujiweiwandetixingleyiju。
李承乾点点头。
“fangxin，wobusha，tiaoxinfuhuangyicibiangoule，cishutaiduo，zhipahuirangfuhuangyanfan。”
“hahaha，taizidianxiamingbaijiuhao！”
liangrenyiluqianxing，yankanjiujiejindonggongle。
xitongdeshengyinqueyoushixiangleqilai。
“ding，jianyusuzhuhaiweifajuexitongdemiaoyong，xitongzaicifabuxinshourenwu！”
“qingsuzhuzouyidunlitai，jinulishimin，renwuwanchengjiangliwanshoushici！”
这一次。
lichengqianquelvexianmihuo：“xitongdemiaoyong？shamiaoyonga？”
xitong：qaqzhiyaojinulishiminjiunenggouhuodejianglidian！jianglidiannenggouduihuanzhutianwanwurenhedongxi！
xitong：suzhudadayizhizhishiwanchengrenwu，meiyouzhudongjinulishiminzhuanqujianglidian！
xitong：nizizhengbaxitong，nizibukequeshao！qingsuzhufajuexitongmiaoyong！
听到这里。
lichengqianshiwanquanmingbaile。
guaibudexitongfabuderenwudoushixinshourenwu。
zhuyaoshirangzijimingbai，jinulishiminjiunenggouhuodejiangli。
xitongderenwuhuodejianglishigudingde。
danzijizhudongjinulishimin，huodedejiangliqueshikeyizizhuxuanze。
zheishazidoumingbai，tiedingshizizhuxuanzedegenghaoyixie。
“jiujiu，doukuaidaodonggongle，jiububisongle，wozixinghuiqubianshi。”
“zheiyiluzoulai，niyepibeile，haishanglezaochao，haishizaoxiehuiquxiexi。”
lichengqiantingxiajiaobu，niutoukanzhezhangsunwujishuodao。
“hahaha，taizidianxiayouxinle。”
zhangsunwujifachuyishengxinweidexiao。
taiziguanxinziji，shuomingliangrenqinjin，tadaoyebubizhuangmozuoyangfeiyaojianglichengqiansongdaodonggong。
dangjishidiandiantou，tongyixialai。
“hao，neilaofugaocile。”
“taizidianxiajizhulaofusuoyan。”
“明白，稳！”
zhangsunwujixiaozhediantou，gongshouchaozhelichengqianyibai，zhuanshenbianshizhijielikai。
erlichengqianzeshizhanzaiyuandimusongzhezhangsunwujilikai，shenzhiyuzaizhangsunwujihuitoudeshihou，haihuixiaozhechongzhangsunwujidiantou。
zhangsunwuji：qaqwuwuwuwu，taizidianxiazhendeshitaiguanxinlaofule，haimusongwo！
yizhidaozhangsunwujideshenyingxiaoshibujian。
lichengqiandezuijiaozheicaihuaguoyisihuxian，saoleyixianaozhongdejiyi，sixiapanduanleyifanfangxiang。
chaozhedonggongdefanfangxiangzouqu。