第4章 哄堂大孝

huashuochenzhangfengzhengnaonulixiuningjitafahaorenkashi,jiutingdeerdijinghudashibumiao。

chenzhangfengbuyuedao:“yijingyizhadeganshenme,wobushijingchanggennishuomeiyudashiyaoyoujingqima。”

chenzhanglinjimangdao:“bushiadage,xianzaitaiyangyijingluoshanle,dieniangjiukuaihuilaile。ruruotamenhuilaishi,jiannihaimeiyouzhunbeihaowanfan,diedieyouyaomanibuxiaole。”

“wokao!”chenzhangfengdajingshise。

cengyixiabengqilai,chaochufangbenqu。bianpaobianhou:“laoerkuaiquhemian,laosankuaiqushenghuo,yatoukuaiquxicai。”

sangexiaoguixuezhexitaishangyandeneiyang。baoquanchangre:“deling。”

lixiuningyikantamensixiongmeiyiliuyandepaolegemeiying,kongdangdangdejiaoshizhuanyanjianjiushengxialetayiren,bujinqingxiao。

tayegenzhequchufangbangmang,qizhongmianbulekandaotieguohoudedongwenxiwen,cichulveguobuti。

queshuowurenjinganmangan,zhongyuzaitianheizhiqianbafancaizuohao。

gangbafancaiduanshangzhuo,jiutingyuanmenbeirentuikai。

laodiechenjianhelaoniangwangshikangzhechutouzoujinyuanzi。

liangrenhedaduoshudenongfunongfuchabuduo,doushipifuyouhei,shencaijingshou。

chenjiandaoshiyouyizhangduanzhengdeguozilian,danjingchangyilianyansu,yikanjiushigelaowangu。

chenzhangfengjingchangfufei:laodielaoniangyaoshiyangzunchuyoujinianyeshizhongnianyanzhitianhuaban。nalixiangxianzaizheiyang,beifanzhongdenonghuomodeminranzhongrenyi。

chenzhangfengkandaodieniangjinmen,lianmanggoutuidepaoguoqu,bangdieniangnaxiachutoufanghao。

zuizhongshuodao:“dienianghebirucixinku,tiandiziyouzhanggongdali,ninerlaojiuzaijiazhongxiangfujiushi。”

yijuhuajiubalaodiezheigezhayaobaojidianranle,yanyidengdamadao:“niguanqilaozilaile。yaobuyaolaozihannichenzhangfengyishengdie!”

chenzhangfengkuxiao:“aiyo,wodeqindieai。nishixiangrangwozaibeileipiyicima?”

laodiemadao:“shangcidaleizenmebupisinigenizi。”

laoniangzaiyibianxiaodao:“tadie,chabuduodele。laodashangcibeileipi,kudezuixiongdejiushini。”

zheishisangexiaoguiyepaolechulai。

chenjiankanjiansangexiaoguilimabianlian,hahadaxiaozheyishouyigebalaoerlaosanjibaoleqilai。

wangshiyebayatoubaozaihuaili。

chenjianzailaoerlaosandelianshanghenhendeqinleyikou,shuodao:“laoerlaosan,diedeguaier。kebuyaoxueneigewangbendelanhannizi。zanlaochenjiazuzongshibadaidoushinongmin,buxiadiganhuo,neibushiwanglebenwanglezuzongma。”

laoeryilianguaiqiao:“diedie,wohelaosanyatouyexiangxiadiganhuo。keshiwomenyaodushua,wohelaosanyatouzhangdahoujiuqukaozhuangyuan,zuodaguan。rangdiedieheniangqinxiangfu。”

laodielaohuaixinweibuzhudiantou:“haohaohao,buganhuo,buganhuo。yongxindushu。zanlaochenjiaguangzongyaozujiukaonimenlianggele。”

zhuantouyouduichenzhangfengmadao:“nirangyatouneigepeiqianhuoduneimeduoshuganma,tadulenengqukaozhuangyuana?nigebaijiazijiadichizaorangnibaiguang。”

chenzhangfengkanjianlixiuningbushidechaozheibianwanglai,kanyangzimashangjiuyaoguolai。

lianmangcoudaochenjianerbianshuo:“laodie,ninweilaideerxifuzailimianni,qiuninlaojiwodianmianzi,dengxiashaoshuowoliangju。”

wangshizaiyibiantingdaole,haoqiwendao:“shenmeerxifu?”

yatoucoudaoniangqinerbian,jiangjintianfashengdeshiqingyiwuyishidequangaosulelaoniang。

zheishilixiuningzoulechulai,duierlaoxinglegefuli。dao:“wanbeilixingtangjianguoshushushenshen。”

erlaolianmangfangxiahaizi,huileli。

chenjianjianlixiuningzirongjuese,qizhigaoguiyouzhishudali。niutoujiuduichenzhangfengmadao:niziyoulaihongpianlaozi,zheiyangzhishudalideguirenxiaojiezenhuikanshangnizheigebuwuzhengyedelanhan。”

chenzhangfengxinzhongjiaokubudiexinxiang:“younizheiyangchaitaideqindiema?wohaishibushiqinshengde?womobushinicongdilibaochulaide。”

neilixiuningyitingchenjianzheimeshuo,nalihaibumingbaishichenzhangfengzaiqizhongshihuai。jieshidao:“wanbeijintianzaihebianshizuluoshui,xingdechengongzixiangjiu。wanbeiganjichengongzijiumingzhien,queyeweicengdayingtayishenxiangxu。”

wangshiyiting,xiaozhezouguoqulazhulixiuningdeshoudao:“wojiadalangacongxiaojiujigonghaoyirexinchang。jiushizuiben。ruguoyoushenmeyanyumaofanleliguniang,haiqingguniangdandai。danwojiadalangcongxiaojiulaoshibenfen,xindishanliang。zheixienianyeqinkuailexuduo。naodaiyecongming,kaozhetagudaochulaidedongxi。sannianshijianjiuzhengxialezheiruodadejiaye。yaoshuozheimoyang,yeshishilibaxiangchulemingdejunqiaohousheng。”

chenzhangfengzaixinlijiwangshikuangshudamuzhi:“haoniangqin!haozhugong!bukuishiqinniang。”

lixiuningmianluweixiao,xinzhongquexiang:“guoranshizainiangyanli,zijidehaizidoushihaode。tachenzhangfengzuiben?tazuilifangchulaidepinengrangrenqisi。talaoshi,laoshirenlitiaochulaide,shiliusuijiunengkanchunvzishibushichuzizhishendelaoshiren。”

wangshibutingdekuazhechenzhangfeng,laodiechenjianquetingbuxiaqule。zhangzuidaduandao:“taniang,zheinizinayounishuodeneimehao。”

chenzhangfengyitingyaohuaishi,ruguoranglaodieshuoxiaqu。zhibudingtazuilihuimaochushenmesuan。

lianmangshuodao:“laodieniangqin,ninmenelebantian,haishiganjinxishouchifanba。zaibuchifancaidouliangle。”

jirenzuoshanglezhuozi,kaishichifan。xijianwangshijialegejituifangzailixiuningwanli,shuodao:“changchangwojiadalangzuodebaiqieji。wojiadalangdeshouyikeshishilibaxiangdekuishouli,tingrenshuozhanganchenglidejiuloudoumeiwojiadalangzuodefancaihaochi。”

shuowantayoujialekuaifeiroufangzailechenjianwanli。zaijilaoerlaosanyatouwanlijialetamenaichideroushi。

ranhoujichenzhangfengjialekuaiyuroushuodao:“laoda,zheishiniaichideqingzhengyu,shangmianhaiyounizuiaidejiangcongsini。”

zuihoutazijiquezhijialekuaichaoqingcai,jiuzhemianbingchileqilai。

chenzhangfengburendao:“niang,doushuolexianzaijialihaole,buguanshenmecaiyaochiduoshaodoumaideqi。ninbuyaoshebudechi。”

shuowanjiaqileyikuaiqingzhengyunan,fangzainiangqinwanli,shuodao:“wozhidaoninyezuiaichiqingzhengyu,zheiyunankeshizhengtiaoyuzuixiannendebufen。”

tayoujialekuaijidanfangzaiyatouwanli,shuodao:“yatouduochidanbaizhi,haozhangge。”

zuihoutajialekuaiyuroufangzaizijiwanlikaishichileqilai。

bucengxianglaodiekanchenzhangfengjiniangqinhemeimeijiacai,quemeiyoujitajiacai,fangxiawanbuchile。

zuiliyinyangguaiqideduiyatoushuodao:“peiqianhuo,duochidian。banidagequxifudeqianchiguang,rangtadaguanggun。zaibanidiedeguancaibenchiguang,rangnidagedangyihuimaishenzangfudexiaozi。”

chenzhangfenghelaoerlaosanduishiyiyan,lianmangjialesankuaifeininidehongshaorou,fangzailelaodiewanli。

laodiehaibukenbaxiu,zhengyaokaiqiangzaimayimachenzhangfeng。

jiutinglaoniangmadao:“silaotouzi,sankuaifeirouhaidubushangnidezui。”

chenjianzheicaibaxiu,duanqiwanchileqilai。

lixiuningkandaozheiyimu,yebujinguaner。

chenjianchibaoleyihou,fangxiawanjiukaishimaren:“tiantianzheiyangdayudarou,jiadichizaorangnizheigenizibaiguang。”

“haidianlazhu,tongyoudengjiukanbujianle?jiamenbuxinga,chulelaodazheigebaijiazi。”

taweihefazheidunlaosao,naishigangcaimeiyoumadaochenzhangfeng,niantoubutongda。yaozhidao,machenzhangfengkeshitazheisannianlaidediyileshi。yaoshiyouyijumeiyoumadao,tajiujuedexinligenmaozhuayiban。

chenzhangfengzhidaolaodiepiqi,xinliyejuedehaoxiao。

dangxiayebuhaizui,hesangexiaoguiyiqishoushiwankuai。

shoushiwanwankuai。chenzhangfengjiuhelaoerqudaleliangpenxijiaoshui,duanzailedieniangmianqian。

tahelaosanjilaodiexijiao,laoerheyatoujiniangqinxijiao。

lixiulankandaozheiyimu,xinzhongyoushixianmuyoushisuanchu。

kankanbierenyijia,zaikankanzijiyijia……

话分两头。

santianhou,taijigongyushufangnei。

liyuanjiaojidewenzhelijiancheng、lishimin、liyuanjihepeiji:“sannianghaimeiyouxiaoxima?”

lijianchengdadao:“fuhuang,erchenmingrenjiangzhanganchengfanlegebian,quesihaobujiansanniangzongying。”

“fuhuangshaoanwuzao,erchenyimingjunzhongzhenqizaizhanganfangyuanbailizhineixunzhao,xiangxinbujiujiuhuiyousanniangdexiaoxichuanlai。”lishiminyedadao。

peijiyequandao:“huangshangmoyaodanxin,pingyanggongzhujirenziyoutianxiang,yidinghuipinganwushide。”

liyuantanlekouqidao:“zhenzenmenengbudanxin,sanniangcongxiaoxingzijiujue,wairouneigang。zhendangrijiushuoletaliangju,tajiufuqilikai。haishuojiudangzhenmeiyoutazheigenver,tabuhuizheibeizidoubujianzhenleba。”

lishiminkuanweidao:“fuhuang,sanniangdangshizhishiqihua,dengtaqixiaoleziranhuihuilaizhaofuhuangde”

zheishiliyuanjihuranshuodao:“fuhuangjirandanyou,hebufachuhaibuwenshu,mingfatianxiaxunzhao。”

lishiminchidao:“hutu!tangtangpingyanggongzhushizong,chuanchuqutianjiayanmianhaiyaobuyaole。erqieruguorangbieyouyongxindeqianchaoyuniehefanzeiyuniezhidao,duisanniangbulizenmeban?haifahaibuwenshu,wodaoyaowenxianiliyuanji,sanniangfanlehezui?”

liyuanjibufendao:“woyezhishidanxinsanjie,nayounishuodeneimebukan。”

“haole,haole。”liyuanbaishouzhizhidao。

“silangyezhishiguanxinzeluanbale。”

lishimingongshoudao:“jiruci,erchenxianxinggaotui,jikemimizengpairenshouxunzhao。”

liyuandiandiantou:“quba,dalang、silangnimenyetuixiaba。huiquhouzengpairenshouxunzhao,wuyaoxiedai。”

sanrengaotuihou,liyuanduipeijiwendao:“xuanzhen,nishuotaiziheqinwanghuibuhuijinxinxunzhaosanniang?”

peijizuoweiliyuandexinfu,ziranmingbailiyuanshishenmeyisi。

yaoshuoliyuanrujinzailongyishangsuanshiruzuozhenzhan。

qinwanglishiminzaijunzhongweiwangshengao,junzhongquanshitadeqinxin。henduojunduiliyuanyizhihuibudong,xuyaolishimindiantou,zhiyoupingyangzhanggongzhulixiuningdeniangzijunliwai。

chaotangshangtaizilijianchengdedangyuyizhanleliucheng,laolaodebachizhehubuhelibu,jiulianbingbuyeshentoulejinqu,baliyuanan**quderenquanbujiakong。

benlaizheiciliyuanzhaojianlixiuningjiushixiangbaniangzijundiaoruguanzhong,zhuzhazailantiandaying,zhenshelishiminhelijiancheng。

kebuzhiweihezouloulexiaoxi,ranglishiminhelijianchengzhidaole,liangrenzaianzhongbaibanzunao。

lixiuninggangruzhangan,lishiminhelijianchengjiuxianhoupaodaolixiuningmianqiankusu。

shuozijixianzaishiqihunanxia,doupaduifanghefuhuanglianhe,gandiaoziji。

hualihuawaideyisijiushiranglixiuningqianwanbuyaodayingliyuandiaoniangzijunruguan。

lixiuningjingongmianshenghou,liyuanyeduilixiuningkusu,shuozijidangchuyishibucha,ranglishiminhelijianchengrujinyichengweidabudiaozhishi。

haipaliangxiongdiqizhongyigefalehen,bizijishanrang。

ranglixiuningdiaoniangzijunruguanzhongbaozijidehuangwei。

lixiuningbuyuanrangcengjinghezijichushengrusideniangzijunchengweifuxiongsanrendouzhengdeqizi。

buchitamenweilehuangweihuxiangcaijizhengdou。

youjuedefuxiongweilehuangweibuzeshouduandelalongta,bipota。quesihaobugujitadeganshou。

hesanrensuotandoushiquanlifenzheng。

fuxiongsanrenmeiyouyijuhuawentashentiruhe。

shidetawannianjuhui,conghuanggongzhongpaolechulai,ganzouqinwei,yigerenhunhuneedepaodaolianghecuntoulehe。