第1章 我老婆是武媚娘!

zhenguanshiqiniansanyuechubaye,zhangan,yuewangfu,shiwaidahongdenglonggaogua,shineidahongxizhusanfazhehunguangdeguangmang。

“你……”

hunfangnei,xinlangxiankaixinniangtoushangdedahonggaitou。

xinniangjuemeidemianrongrangsizhouzhuhuoanranshise。

zhishi,xinniangdeyanzhongquejinshijinghai。

“ni……ni……nibushitaizi??”

“xiuyaokaojinwo!”xinniangqiangguoqiangshangdepeijian,yongzhandoudejianjianerzhixiangxinlang。

qingshoudexinlangxiaoxixidishuo:“huihui,fuhuangyijiangnixupeiyuwo,womenhaishikuaixiexiuxiba。”

“nigandongwo,wojiushaleni!”

“nidaodishishei?”xinniangjianjiao。

“我是越王李贞!”

xinlangzhidiyousheng,yanshenzhongjingmangsishe。

jirenyizhongbukeqinfanzhigan。

“李贞?”

“zenmehuizheiyang??”xinniangyanzhongjinshijuewangzhise。

“woyinggaijiajitaizidea!”xinniangyinyayaosui,yilianqifendejiaodao。

xinniangqizhigaogui,wumeidongren,zhishicishi,meilidemianrongxianchujuewangzhise,qianjudejianjianbuduandoudong。

“把剑放下!”

lizhendahouyisheng,neishengyinhenyouliliang,xinniangzhijuexintouyizhan,shouzhangqingbuzijinyisong。

“铛啷!”

shouzhongdepeijianluodaoledishang。

lizhenduizijizheiyoulideyihehenshimanyi。

qingkeyisheng,lizhenshuodao:“huihui,buyaonaole,chunxiaoyikezhiqianjin,womenzaodianxiuxiba。”

“wobushishenmehuihui!”

“woshiwumeiniang!”shuowanzheihua,xinniangmuguangjianyi,gengxianqichangqiangda。

“我靠,不会吧!”

“武媚娘?”

xiayike,lizhennaozhongrutongdaleyidaoshandian!

xianzaidelizhen,linghunqishishiyigelaiziershiyishiji,yigeaikanxiaoshuodexiaodiaosi。

yebuzhizenmede,yijuexinglai,linghunjiuchuanyuedaolelishimindebazi,yuewanglizhendeshenshang。

pianpianzheigelizhenshiyigebingyangzi,tangzaichuangshangchadianerbingsi。

haozailizhenchuanyuezhihou,jingguozheiyizhenzidediaoyang,zhongyuhaoleqilai。

jingguolezuichudecuoezhihou,lizhenhenkuaishiyinglezijidejiaose。

lishishangdelizhen,zaiwuzetiancuantangzhishiqibingfanwu,jieguobingbaibeisha。

lizhenzhidaozheiduanlishi,suoyi,yizhizaixiangbanfabimianzheiduanlishidefasheng。

benlaiba,lizhenjiuzhidao,zhenguanshiqinian,shiyigeduoshizhiqiu。

xianshilishiminde“jingzi”weizhengbingsile,houlailianggeerzitaizilichengqianzaofanheqiwangliyouzaofan。

buguodaolezheigeshikongzhihoulizhenquefaxian,zheigeshikongdetangchaoyuzijisuozhidetangchaoyouxiexiweidechabie。

xianzaiyishisanyue,ketaizihaishilichengqian,lichengqianbingmeiyoumoufan。

jiulianqiwangliyoudoutaipingwushi。

zheibu,lishiminweilejiamianzhonghuangzi,rangtamenduoshengwa,weihuangshikaizhisanye,cimeirenmeimaogongnvyiming。

lizhenkanlefencigongnvdehuamingce,kandaozheimingdanyouyicaimaoshuangquanerzhuchengdewumeiniangyuxuhui。

zheigeshikongdetangchao,wumeiniangbingmeiyouchengweitangtaizongdefeipin,zhishiyigenvguan。

suiranyexiangbanjun,danwunailishiminduitayagenerjiubuganmao。

buguo,xiangzhezailingyigeshikongliwumeinianghoulaidesuozuosuowei,lizhenpoyouxiebuyiweiran。

ganxielaotianye,duizijizheimehao,zhongshengle,yejilezijiyigebucuodeshenfen。

zijiyemeishenmeyexin,zhixiangkuaikuaileledehuoxiaqu,zuoyishidexiaoyaowang。

武媚娘?

haishisuanle,wokejiayubulezheimeqiangshidenvren!

buguo,tingshuoxuhuizhangdekeshijuese,shencaihao,wencaihao,lizhenduixuhuidaoshihenganxingqu。

xiangbiyushijiusuidewumeiniang,shiqisuidexuhuigengyounianlingshangdeyoushi。

yaoshiyouzheiyangyigenvzixiangbanyisheng,kuaileyishi,daoshiyigebucuodexuanze。

lizhenhualedajiaqianmaitonggonglideyanggonggong,xiangyaodedaoxuhui,nachengxiang,zuihoufenjitade,jingranshiwumeiniang!!

“laotianye,niwanerwonishibu?”

“laozizhixiangguoxiaoyaokuaihuorizi,nijingranbazheimeqiangshidewumeiniangjilewo,shixianwoguodetaishufuma?”

lizhenmannaomenziheixian,xinshuozheiyanggonggongyaolezijideqianbubanshier,shizaishikee。

wumeiniangkanzheqidezhiduojiaodelizhen,xinliyouxiechayi。

xinshuowowumeiniangzaizheigongzhongyesuandeshangshiyidengyiderenwu。

benlaimaitonglegonggong,xiangyaojiajitaizilichengqian,jieguoquejiajileyuewanglizhen。

xianglaidingshizheilizhenshileqian,maitongyanggonggongyaolaileziji。

zheiyuewangshichulemingdeshentibuhao,shuobudingnatiansidiao,daoshizijiqibushishouyibeizigua?

可恶的杨公公!

等等……

wohaimeiyoushuoshenme,nilizhenqulewo,yinggailedeshaoxiangbaifocaidui,weishazheigeyangzi?

wumeiniangjiushuo:“yuewangdianxia,wowumeiniangyesuanshigongzhongyidengyidemeiren,dianxiahualezheimedadexinsiqulewo,bushigaigaoxingcaiduima?”

lizhenxinshuo:“laozicaibuyuanyiqunini!laozihaixiangduoxiangjinianqingfu。”

lizhenjiushuo:“wuxiaojie,jirannibuyuanyijiawo,neiwoyebuqiangqiu,wobanisonghuigonglibianshi。”

wumeiniangyitinglizhenzheihua,queshiheleyitiao。

打死也不能回宫啊!

zijiyijingshijiule,ruguozaihuigongli,pashiyibeiziyaozaigongliguduzhonglao。

kanlai,zheiyuewanglizhenshizijiweiyidejiumingdaocao,zijibixuzhuazhuta。

napabujiajita,yebunenghuigong!

fouze,wanyizhenhuilegongli,beirentuihuo,zijihaiyoushenmelianhuozaizheishishang?

zhishilizhenkanzheiyisi,shizijiweihongshuimengshou,kanlai,zijizhinengshizhanshouwanbuhuidaogongzhong。

xiangdaozheier,wumeiniangmeiyanrusi,kouzhongshuo:“wojiyichugong,zenmenengshuohuijiuhui?dianxiaruozhenlianximeiniang,jiuliuxiameiniangba。”

“yahe?zheizenmeshuobianjiubian!gangcaihaiyaosiyaohuo,xianzaiqueyibaibashidudazhuanwan。”

“zhenshinvrenxin,haidizhenna。”

“不对……”

zijibunengbawumeiniangliuxia,buranwanyiyihouzaijinongyichugongxinji,zijiqinengqiqiechengqun,xiangqirenzhifu?

ng,bunengyinweiyikeshumuercuoguoleyipiansenlin。

“殿下!”

wumeiniangkuleqilai,zheiyiku,qianjiaobaimei,rulihuadaiyu。

这小模样……

这小表情……

也太勾人了……

lizhenkandebuyouqingdong,buduandeyanzhetuomo。

xiaoxinganputengputengbutingdeluantiao。

tazaixinlibuduandegaojieziji,tingzhu,yidingyaotingzhu!

qianwanbuyaozhelezheiwumeiniangdedao!

keshi,xinlizheimexiang,lizhenqueqingbuzijinyaoanweiyixiawumeiniang,jiangshoufangdaolewumeiniangdejianshang,zhijuerushouzhichu,wennuanrouruan、huaruowugu……