第5章

所有人都没走。

尴尬!

lifengyangdelianjiatonghong,naoxiuchengnu。

“突然家里有事。”

“告辞!”

takuaibuxialou,xinlipansuanzhe,ruhebuzaichuchou。

“李公子!”

“zheishi**rangninkandedongxi。”

zheishi,xiaocuiconghoumianzhuileshanglai,bayigezhitiaodijilifengyang。

lifengyangyileng,jieguozhitiao,mangrandakai,kandaoneironghou,liansemengrandabian,haobuyouyudilikai。

tazhidao,zijishule,bukui。

rucicaihua,shijianshaoyou。

dantabuxiangdaizouzheizhitiao。

tayaorangsuoyourenzhidao,zijibingfeibuxing,ershiduifangtaiqiang。

tazoudexunsu,zhitiaoluozaidishang。

“嘶……”

neirenjianqizhitiao,qingxiyikouqi,langshengnianlechulai。

zhitiaoshangdeziyiduwan,zhenggedatingsijirumu。

liyuandaidaizuozhe,zhenjingdikanzhe,wanquanwufaxiangxin。

zhei……zheishizijideguaisunxiede?

buduia,lijunzijibushishuozijicaixuebuduoma?

这首诗!

神了!

liyuanxiongtangjidong,huxijicu。

pangbiandepangcaizhulimadunzailiyuanshence:“laoyezi,kuairangxiaoyouchulai,wodengyangmutadecaihua,xiangjiejiao。”

“shia,laoyezi,kuairangxiaoyouchulai,wodengdingyaojingxiaoyouyibei。”

“laoyezi,kuaijiaoxiaoyouchulai!”

gangcaineixieshuofenglianghuadedizhulaocaimen,cishixiangtiangouyiyangquandouweidaoleliyuanmianqian。

sheinengxiangdao,zuizhongjingranshilijunbeihuakuixuanzhong?

zhiqiantamenhaishuozuibukenengdejiushita。

打脸!

liyuangankeleliangsheng,zhuangzuogaoshendemoyang,xiangloutizouqu。

zheigechouxiaozi,buhuizhendeyaopiexiawo,duxiangba?

tazhidaozheishidexinqingyijingwanquanbianle。

bujiuhou,xiaocuilaiqingliyuanshanglou。

liyuanhahayixiao,danzoudekuailexie。

tayebudanxinbierenrenchuziji,bijingzijibianhuarucida,meirennengrenchulai。

sanlou,meihuanhuandeguifangli。

meihuanhuanyijinghuanshangleyiwu,lijunqinziweitadapeide。cike,taanjingdizuozailijunshenpang,peizhetayiqihejiu,xiaorongwenrou。

liyuanlianshangyangyizhexiaorong,tashenpanghaiyouyiweipeibanzhetaderen——zhaixinggedelaobaoziwangdaniang。

“guaisun,hahaha,woconglaimeixiangdao,nenghewodesunziyiqizaizhaixinggechangyin,gengbieshuohaiyouliangweihuakuizuopei!”

“zhenshiguoyin,guoyin!”

李渊大声笑道。

meihuanhuanhewangdaniangshiliangweihuakui,wangdaniangnianqingshicengshizhaixinggedefenghuayizhihua。

lijunqingqingxiaolexiao,xinzhongbujindaliangzhewangdaniangheliyuan,juedezheiliangrenhaizhenshipeiyilian。

taxinlizhuomozhe,yaobuyaorangliyuanzaizhaogelaoban,tieshukaihua,huanfadierchun?

“guaisun,nibuzhidaoa,wodangnianlaizheixiedifangdeshihou,neichangmianzhenshi……suoyoulianrendoupeiwoyiren!”

“wodemingzi,neishihouzhenshinengzhendongzhenggetianxia。”

liyuanjidongdipaizhexiongfu。

tayikouqiheganlejiubeizhongdejiu,zhanqilai,zhijietuoxialewaipao,zhishengxianeichen。

“nainaide,tairele。helejiu,shenzizao。”

“guaisun,niyetuoba。”

“nianqingxiaohuozi,pashenme?”

“woxiangnizheimedadeshihou,hedejinxingle,lima**yifu。”

“这才叫豪爽!”

liyuanzoudaolijunshenbian,zhijieshenshoukaishibangtajieyifu。

lijunyileng,kuxiaobude,“yeye,yeye,suanlesuanle。”

“hejiu,hejiu,hejiu!”

ranerliyuansihumeiyishidaolijundeganga,yijinglakailelijundeyifu,jinguanmeiyouwanquantuodiao,danbeibuyijinglulechulai。

yiyan,liyuandeyanjingturandingzhu,meitoujuliechouchu,zuichunzhandou。

takandaolijunbeishangneigeqingxidetaiji——neitiaoxuxurushengdeyoulong,xiangshisuishihuifeiruyunxiao。

liyuanlengzhule,zhenggerenfangfobeizhenhandeshuobuchuhualai。

taxinzhongchongmanlejidonghezhenjing,yanjiaoshenzhiyouleiguangshanxian。

zhei,zhendeshitaqinsunzi!

liyuanwufayazhizijiqinggandebaofa,xiangxiao,danyourenbuzhukulechulai。

“yeye,nizenmele?”lijunganjinzhanqishenlai,kandaoyeyeturandeqingxubianhua,xinzhongyihuo。

meihuanhuanhewangdaniangyedougandaobuzhisuocuo,bumingbaifashengleshenme。

liyuanqingqingyixiao,cadiaoyanjiaodeleishui,qingshengshuodao:“meishi,wozhishixiangqilewosiqudenizi。”

takusedixiaolexiao,xinlibujinweizijideqinshengerzigandaoshanggan。

lijuntanlekouqi,xinlimingbai,laorenyijiuzaiweishiqudeqinrenganshang。

“yeye,meishide,zouba,xiuxiyixia。”lijunfuzheliyuan,wenroudishuo。

liyuandiandiantou,gandaoyizhenpibei,tabuzaixianghejiu,xianghuijiajingyijing。

“zou,songwohuijia。”liyuanjinjinwozhulijundegebo,yuqizhongtouzhejiandingyuanwei。

meihuanhuanhewangdaniangyegenzaihoutouxiangsong。

zaimenkou,lijunxianzhanzaidenghou。kandaoliyuanhelijunyiqizouchulai,jimangyingshangqu。

macheyaohuangzheshichupingkangfangdexuanxiao,manmanxiaoshizaiyesezhong。

meihuanhuankanzhemacheliqu,qingqingtanxi。

tameixiangdaozheiyiqiehuijieshudezheimeturan,lijunjiuzheiyangmomingqimiaodizoule。

zijijintiandechuge……suanbusuanni?bijingzuizhongyaodeyibumeiyoujinxing。

wangdaniangkanlemeihuanhuanyiyan,qingqingxiaochulesheng:“nizheiyatou,yunqidaoshihao。”

“mama,neiwozhei……suanbusuankaige?”meihuanhuandishengwendao。

wangdanianghuitoukanletayiyan,yiweishenzhangdishuodao:“suinizijixiang。”

“suankai,yesuanbukai。”

“ruguonixiang,jinhoukeyikaishidachawei。”

“dan,huanhuan,ruguowoshini,ligongzimeiyoupengnizhiqian,wozaibuhuilumian。”

shuowan,wangdaniangbianzhuanshenliqu。

meihuanhuanyilianyihuo,shuangmeiweicu,tabulijiewangdaniangzheifanhuadeyisi,sihuyinhanshenyi。

……

machexiantingzailekezhanqian。

chunxianghaizaikezhanli,lijunxinzhongyouxiedanxin。

“yeye,huiqujiuhaohaoxiuxi。”

“lidage,lushangxiaoxinxie。”

李君嘱咐道。

machejixuqianxing,shiruhuangchengdamen。

taijigong,zheishiliyuandezhusuo。

liyuancongmacheshangxialai,zhijiehetuilesuoyougongnv。

tayigerenzuozaibaxianzhuopang,xiaoshengbuduan。

“哈哈哈……”

“逆子!逆子啊!”

“gaisidenizi,laozicongxianzaikaishibuzaishigujiaguaren,wohaiyouwodeguaisun,wohaiyouwodeguaisun!”

liyuanyibianxiaoyibianhouzhe,xinzhongdeqingganzaiyewufayizhi。

……

fengyidiannei,lishiminhezhangsunhuanghouzhengdengzhelijunxianhuilai。

tamenyijingdengleyizhengtian,xinzhongchongmanlebuan。

“bixia,niangniang,lijunxianqiujian。”

宫女在门口禀报。

“进来。”

lishiminyiting,jimangranglijunxianjinlai,shouzhongdeshuchadianbeilazhudianzhe。

“mojiangjianguo……”lijunxianxingli。

“mianlimianli,kuaishuoshuo,jinritaishanghuangganshenmequle?”

“zenmezheimewancaihuilai?”

lishiminpobujidaidiwendao。

lijunxianweiweiyixiao:“huibingbixia,taishanghuangta……tadaizheligongziqupingkangfangle。”

lishiminhezhangsunhuanghoulengzhule。

“去平康坊?”

“tadailigongziqupingkangfang?”

两人都震惊了。

“就这?”

“没有其他收获?”

lishiminjindingzhelijunxian。

lijunxiankeleke:“you!bixia,jinrizhengqiaoshihuakuikaigederizi,ligongzichenggongnaxialehuakui。”

李世民:!!!!

tajingyadidengdaleyanjing,liansebiandenankan。

“zheishouhuo……haizhenbuxiao。”

“buguo,zhenzenmemeiyouguozheizhongyunqi……”

taxinliquegandaoyizhencuobai。

lishimindelianseshunjianbiandenankan,taxinzhongchongmanlefennu。

zheiyitianguoqu,juranyitiaoyouyongdexiaoxidoumeiyoudedao!

“haiyoumeiyou?”talenglengdiwendao。

lijunxiangandaoyizhenzhandou,tazhidaolishimincikezhengzaijizannuqizhi,qifenbiandegengjiajinzhang。

“neige……duile,bixia,woganggangcongtaijigonghuilaishi,tingdaotaishanghuanghetuilesuoyouxiaren,tayigerenzuozaiyuanzili,fengkuangdaxiao。”

“shengyinfeichangda。”lijunxianjinzhangdijixushuodao。

tingdaozheige,lishiminzhouqilemeitou,xianrulechensi。

“我去看看!”

shuxihou,lishiminmengdizhanqishenlai,muguangshensui。tajuedezijisihuzhuazhulemouzhongzhongyaodexiansuo。

zhangsunhuanghoukandaolishimindeshenqingbianhua,lianseweiweiyibian,yejimanggenshang。taxinzhongmanshidanyou,jiqiedixiangyaonongqingchufashengleshenme。

……

taijigongweiyuhuangchengzuishenchu,lishiminhezhangsunhuanghouyilujixing,haiweidaoda,biantingdaoyuanchuchuanlaideshengyin。

“逆子啊逆子……”

“wodeguaisun,wodeguaisun!”

“nizinizinizi!!!”

liyuandeshengyinxiesidili,tingqilaichongmanleqingxudebengkui。

lishimindeliansezhouranbiandefuza,tazhoumeisisuozhe,“woleigedieya,nengbunengxiaodiansheng。”

“wodaodizuoleshenme?weishenmezongshizheiyang?”

taxinzhongwuweizachen,“zheiyikouyigenizi,zhenshirangrenxinlifazhan。”

raner,tayezhidaozijimeiyoubanfafanbofuqindenuhuo,zhinengmomochengshou。

zhangsunhuanghoudaoshixiyiweichang,genzheliyuanchuxingderizili,zhei“nizi”erziyijingrangtaerduoyouxiefajiang。

“baijianbixia,baijianhuanghouniangniang!”

gongnvhehuweimenjiandaolishiminhezhangsunhuanghou,fenfenxingli。

lishiminsuishouhuilehui,tuikaimen,zoulejinqu。zhangsunhuanghoujinsuiqihou。

taijigongqianfangyouyipiankongdi,liyuancikezhengduzizuozaineili,wangzhexingkong,yanzhongmanshileishui。

“fuhuang……”lishiminhuanbuzouguoqu,qingshenghuandao。

“fuhuang,nimeishiba?”zhangsunhuanghoudunxialai,guanqiedikanzheliyuan。

liyuanweiweiningjuleyixiashenzhi,tafangfogangcongmougeshenchuxinglai,zhuanguotoulaikanxianglishimin,“nizi!”

tadeshengyinshaya,manshifennuyushanggan。

lishiminkuxiaozhezuolexialai,kaojinliyuan,jingmopianke。

“fuhuang,shibushi……shibushidabaodeshiqingyoujinzhan?”zhangsunhuanghouyanzhongtouzheqidai,youdaizhekongjudezhanyin,tahaipazaicishiwang。

chenmo,taijigongqiandekongdiyipianjijing。

“shi。”liyuanzhongyudianlediantou。

tasuirantonghenlishimin,danduizhangsunhuanghouyizhixincunganji,juedetashiweiyiburangtashiwangderen。

zhangsunhuanghoutinghou,yanzhongshunjianshanshuochuxiwang,“nei……neigeshaonianlang……shibushi……dabao?”tamubuzhuanjingdidingzheliyuan,jiaojierpoqie。

lishimindehuxidunledun,houlongbujinyijin。tajinjinyanxiayikoutuomo,shoujihuyaosilieleyidai。

“dabao!wodedabao!”taxintouyongqiyizhenzhenqinggandebodong。

liyuanroulerouyijingtonghongdeyanjing,chenmoleliangjiu,caikaikoushuodao:“jinwan,zaizhaixinglou,wojiajiejiuyi,chakanleguaisundehoubei,neitiaolong……neitiaolong……haizai!”

huayingangluo,lishiminshunjianlengzhule。

zhangsunhuanghouyeshiwanquanlengzhule。

yueguangxia,tamenliangrenfangfobianchengledinggedeshixiang,dongyebudong,tingdaozheigexiaoxi,tamenxinzhongzaoyixiangguo,dancongweiganxiangxin。

zheijianzhitaiqiaole,jihubukeneng。

kerujinliyuandehuarangtamenquanshenrutongbeileijizhong,xinzhongdejingehexiyueshunjianbaofachulai。

“怎么可能?”

“真的假的?!”

“wodedabao!”lishimindezuichunbutingdizhandou,yanjiaodeleishuiyezaibutingdiliu。

zhangsunhuanghouyejihushiqulizhi,yanzhongleishuigundong,shuangshouwuzhuzuiba,xiangyaoquerenzijishibushitingcuole。

tayizhiqipanzhezheiyitian,danshizhongmeiyouganfangkaiqidai,yinweiguoqudeshiwangtaishenzhongle。

liyuanzaidudianlediantou:“zhende,yiqiedoushizhende!”

“nizi,wogaosuni,zheishiwodeguaisun,shiwozhaodaodeguaisun,wobuxuniranzhi!”

liyuanjinjindingzhelishimin,yanlidijinggaodao。

lishimindunshiyizheng,lianmangdiantou:“fangxinba,fuhuang,wodong,womingbai,xianzaihaibushiyinghuidabaodeshiji,wohuizhunbei,yiqietingfuhuangzhishi!”

liyuandiandiantou,songleyikouqi:“neijiuhao。”

“wodeguaisunhuilaile,wodeguaisunhuilaile,hahaha……”

liyuanturanzhangxiaoshusheng,jidongdejihuzhanbuwen,liangliangqiangqiangdizouhuiletaijidian。

lishiminhezhangsunhuanghouyijiuzuozaiyuandi,wanquanwufapingfuxinzhongdejidong,chenmolexujiu,buzhidaogairuhexingrongcikedexinqing。

……

fengyidiannei,liangrentangzaichuangshang,lenglengdiwangzhechuangliang。

“guanyinbi,nishuo……mingtianwoyaobuyaoqukankandabao?”lishimindeshengyindichen,daizhejifenyilv。

“zhei……zuihaoxianwenwenfuhuang。”

“ng,woquwenwenfuhuang,dabao……buzhidaotaxianzaizhangshenmeyang,zheixienian,yinggaichilebushaoku。”

“womenkuiqiantataiduo。”

“danxianzaitahuilaile……jiuhao,guanyinbi,mingtianxiangenwoyiqiqusimiaoshangzhuxiangba。”

“好。”

shengyinjianjiandichen,yesezhong,liangrendouweicengrumian。

diertianqingchen,lishimindingzheyanjingxialezaochao。

……

shangwu,lijunqichuang,chunxiangshifengzhetaxishushishuodao:“shaoye,zuotianwodatingdaoyixiexiaoxi,zhanganchengliqueshiyoujijiazhengzaimaiyanshan。”

“erqiejiaqianyebugao,yiwomenxianzaideqian,yinggainengmaishangsanzuo。”

“e?shima?”lijunxinzhongyuelaiyuemanyichunxiangdejizhi,“shuoshuokan,doushisheizaimai?”

chunxiangxunsuliechulejijiamingzi,lijunchensipianke,lijizuochulejueding——weizheng。

weizhengshoulizhangwozhehenduoyanshan,ertazongshibeilishiminlengyanxiangdai,shenzhishichangbeianzhongzhuonong。

zheixieyanshan,jihudoushilishiminsongjiweizhengde“teshujiangli”。

zhengliwanbi,lijundaizhechunxiangzhijiechumen。

……

zhangan,xinghuafang,weifu。

weizhengzhengzaihezhezaozhou,weifurenzaiyipangpandianjiachan。

“bixiayezhenshide,shangcibierendoushiliangtian,pianpianjinizheimeduoyanshan。”

“zheixieyanshanyidianyongdoumeiyou。”

weifurenzhoulezhoumei,xinzhongchongmanlewunai。

“danshi,laoye,womenburumaidiaozheixie,shengdezhanzhemeiyong。”

weizhengzexiandehaobuzaiyi,“zheixieyanshankansiwuyong,dantamenyenengliuxiadianshenme。zhiyuqitadeshangci,sheinengshuodeqingchuni。”

weifurenbuzaifanbo,tazhidaozijibingbunenggaibianweizhengdexiangfa。

jiuzaicishi,weijiazhangziweishuyupaolejinlai,“die,yourenlaibaifangnin,zhengzaimenkoudengzhe。”

“shei?”weizhengzhoulexiameitou。

“ng……woburenshi,shiyiweishaonian,daizheyigeyahuan。”weishuyuhuida。

“burenshiderenbujian,ganjinrangtamenzou。”weizhengbaishou。

buguo,weifurentingdaocihuayanjingyiliang,“zenmenengbujian?kuaiqujiaotamenjinlai。”

“laoye,zheixieyanshanmeirenyao,nandeyourenyuanyimai,maileyehao。”

weifurenyanzhongluchujiqiedeguangmang。

weizhengmianseweichen,“zheiliangrenxianranshiyourenzhishide。”

“tamenzhidaowobushouli,suoyiyongmaiyanshandefangshibianxiangsongli。”

“nizhidaode,meirenhuishadaomaizheixiemeiyongdehuangshan。”

魏征冷笑着分析。

weifurenmeiyanwanwan,xiaorongrutongyueya:“laoye,zheihuashuodebuduiya,zheixiehuangshanshibixiaciyude,zanmendeguangmingzhengdadimaigehaojiaqian,meirennengtiaochucuolai。”

“fangxinba,laoye,woxinliyoushu。”tadishenganwei。

“kuaiqu,kuaiqu,jiaorenjinlai。”weifurencuicudao。

weishuyumangbudiediquban。

weizhengtingtadehua,dandanhuishou:“suinibian。”

lijunyuchunxianggenzheweishuyuzoujin。

“weidaren,weifuren。”lijunweixiaozhewenhou。

weizhengzhishiqingqingyingleyisheng,“ng”,touyemeitai。

weifurenquereqingdiyingleshangqu。

“xiaohuozi,zuo,zuo,zuo。nishixiangmaiyanshanma?”

“是的。”

“wotingshuoweidarenjialiyoujizuoshan,suoyitedilaiwenwen。”

李君点头。

“ng……xiaohuozi,weifuqueshiyoujizuoshan,buguo,xiangniyezhidao,neixieshanshibixiacixiade。”

“neikeshihuangen,zenmenengmaini?”weifurengaoshengshuodao。

zheiyizhaoshishengyichangshangchangjiandecelve,yonggaodiaolaitigaojiage。

lijunzuijiaogouqiyisiweixiao,xinlimingbaiweifurenxinzhongdesuanpan。

“qishiwozhengkanzhongdeshibixiaciyudejiazhi。”

“weifuren,wozheicimaishan,shiweileguangzongyaozu。”lijuntanyandao。

“jiagema,keyishangliang。”

“meizuoshanyibaiguan,ruhe?”lijuntichuleyigebaojia。

shihuashishuo,zheigejiageyijinghengongdaole。

zheixieyanshanjihucuncaobusheng,huangwuyipian,genbenmeiyoushenmeliyongjiazhi。

ruguobushiyinweitamentijipangda,genbenbuzhiyibaiguan。

zaidatang,bunenggengzhongdetudijianzhihaowujiazhi!

“yibaiguan?”weifurendeshengyinbuyoudetigaoleyixie。

“keshibixiaqinzicixiadeshanya。”tazaiciqiangdiao,yanjingshanzheguang:“zheijiagedezaizhang!”

lijunlianshangwunaidixiaolexiao。

turantanaohaizhongshanguoyibudianyingdechangjing。