“sha？！liuhuangzidiaoxilezhenbeidajiangjundezhangshangmingzhu……”
“nimenbuzhidaoleba！liuhuangziqizhishidiaoxi，haibayedaxiaojieji……”
“jizenmele？！kuaishuoshuo，kuaishuoshuo……”
“shamao，dangranshijineigelebei……”
“zheiyedaxiaojieshihaorede？takeshiwomendatangguoyoumingdehunv，tianbupadibupa，haibubaliuhuangzijichoujinbapi，cuoguyanghuile……”
“sheishuobushi，yedaxiaojiedangjijiubaliuhuangzijikacayixiapile……”
“daxiebakuai，xuejiansanzhang，liuhuangzidechangganliuleyidi，neichangjingxuexinga！jiushiyigezi，can，bicanburenduhaiyaocan……”
“……”
“……”
“……”
zhenggezhanganchengdejietouxiangwei，chafangjiusiqinglou，fengchuangezhongbanbendeliuhuangzilichenruhediaoxileyedaxiaojie，youshiruhebayedaxiaojiejishuile，yedaxiaojieyoushiruhedaopileliuhuangzidengdengdengdejingtianqiwen。
zheixiejingtianqiwenyoujingguoyibangwenrenmokeheshuoshuxianshengderunbitianse，jiashangkuaizuishefudetianyoujiacu，biandegengjiafengfu，jingyan，xuanhu。
chiguaqunzhongbuxianshiduo，shida。
zhixianshishao，shixiao，lecibubidediaokanzheiqiwen。
一时之间。
“diaoxi”、“shangchuang”he“daopi”。
“chengchengcheng”decuanshangrecibangshou，huobaozhenggezhangancheng。
liuhuangzilichen、datangguohunvyedaxiaojie。
dangrenburangdechengweizhanganchengdehuobaoreyirenwu。
huangjiadelianmianbeicaideyitahutu。
毫无尊颜可言。
…………
大唐国。
大明宫。
金碧辉煌的宣政殿。
shijingfengchuandeneixieyouruhuangjiazunyandeliuyanfeiyu，rangshangchaodewenwubaiguanmen，gegexinshenbuding，renrenzhuanglongzuoya，muzhuangyibanchulizhe。
整个大殿落针可闻。
datangguohuangdiliyuanyilianyinchen，yayizhemanqiangnuhuo，zuozailongyishang，yingyanrujian，binglengdesaoshizhexiamianneibangmudiaonisudedachen。
jiuzailiyuandexiongtangjulieqifu，shaqitengteng，chadianhuoshanbaofashi.
dahuangziruiwangliruichulieguikouhoudao：“fuhuang，liudichiyu，zhibuchaowusuihaitong，shirenjiezhi，qiyoudiaoxiyexiaojiezhiyou。”
liruilveweiyidun，jiezheyoudayilinrandao：“zheishidingyouxiqiao，erchenkenqingfuhuangmingjian，chamingshiyou，yiximinyi，pingyedajiangjunzhilv。”
liruizheiyifanyanyurangliyuanyinchendeliankaishihehuan，shaqijianxiao。
erhuangzijianwanglijianjianfuhuangmanyidagezhiyan，buganluohou，beidageqianglefengtou，yechulieguikoudao：“fuhuang，erchenhaiyiwei，hebujiecijiliudicihun……”
lijiantiaominglecihunyishi。
ciyanyichu，yuanbenmudiaonisudewenwubaiguankaishijiaotoujieerqilai，luozhenkewendedadiandunshixiangqiyipianwengwengdediyusheng。
liyuandemeitouyitiaoyisuo。
cicizhenbeidajiangjunyeyunfengdezhangshangmingzhuyeqiuyinghuijingjiyeyezhushou，datangguohuangdiliyuanyouyijiecicihun。
suiranliyuanshangweigongkaishiyaojinaweihuangzicihun，bushaorenyijingsixiacaice，neijiushifeiwuhuangzixinwanglixinmoshu。
yinweiwuhuangzilixinshangweihunpei，heyedaxiaojieyiyang，daoletanhunlunjiazhishi。
zuizhongyaodeshi，zhiyouxiangzhenbeidajiangjunzheiyangyoushenfen，youdiweiheyoushiquanderenjia，caipeideshanghehuangjialianyin。
xianzai，tushengbiangu，rangrencubujifang。
…………
datangguohougongpianpideyizuopojiuxiaodianli。
lichenyouyouxinglai，lveweiyidong，yishenchadiansanjiadegujiejutongshixin，buyouziyaliezui。
yazuihaimeizilie，mianbudejirouyourudaopianzaitihua，huoliaohuola。
自己这是怎么了？
lichenqingqingchuchujidezijishijieleyige“aaaaa”jidejuemirenwu，dao×guodeyuanshisenlin，jieyingdarugaiguofanzhengfuwuzhuangneibudedadang。
lichendedadangshiyigejinfabiyan，shencaixingganmanmiaodechaojiyouwutegong。
zheiweiyouwudadangzaiyinianqianyufanzhengfuwuzhuangshoulingzaihaibin“xiehou”，yijianzhongqing，zhuiruaihe。
lichenjiexiarenwuhou，zhunbeiyifan，yiyoukedeshenfenzhishenfeifu×guo，wurenjieji，wurenanpaixingcheng，yiqiedoushilichendanduxingdong。
daoda×guo，lichenanshuiyiwan，diertianzaichexingzuleyiliangputongyueyeche，qianwangmubiaode。
lichendaodayuanshisenlindejingqu，suiqitayoukeguanguang，ranhouqiaoranxiaoshi。
lichengushenzaimangmangyuanshisenlinlichuanxingleliangtianyiye，laidaofanzhengfuwuzhuangdejidi，raoleiqu，biwuzhuangxunluodui，qianguozhongzhongguanka，zhunshizhundiandaodayudadangdejietoudidian。
jieyingdaomeinvdadang，xunsucheli。
jiuzailiangrenzhunbeichelizhishi，faxianyichangdefanzhengfuwuzhuangshoulingjikexialing，fengsuosuoyoujinchujidideguankou，bufangyiniaoyichonglikaijidi，bingqinzidaiduiqingchaochudong，souxunturanshizongde“xiaoxingan”。
yuanxianqianfuguolaideluxianyijingbeiwanquanfengdusi，lichenzhiyouhedadangmaosichuanyueleiqu。
liangrenshunlichuanyueguoleiqu，qianfangbuyuanjiushiyuanshisenlin，zhiyaojinruyuanshisenlin，fanzhengfuwuzhuangfenzixiangyaozaizhuazhutamen，wuyijiushidahailaozhen。
fanzhengfuwuzhuangdeshoulingzaijidilisouxunyifan，meiyoufaxian“xiaoxingan”dexingzong，duandingleiqushi“xiaoxingan”likaijidideweiyichulu，congliangcebaochaoguolai。
lichenhedadangxiangyaoyiqishunlijinruyuanshisenlindexiwanghuaweiwuyou，weilerangdadangbahaoburongyidedaodefanzhengfuwuzhuangdejuemiqingbaoanquandaichuqu，lichenxuanzeleyanhudadang，shouxianzhudongkaiqiang，“pengpengpeng”jigelianfa，jingzhunbengdaojigefanzhengfuwuzhuangfenzi，chenggongxiyinfanzhengfuwuzhuangfenziweizhuiziji。
lichenyinkaifanzhengfuwuzhuangfenzi，dadanganquanjinruyuanshisenlin。
ruguomeiyouganfeilaidewuzhuangzhishengjizaitatoudingpanxuan，meiyoutandengyizhizhaoshezheta，lichenhaiyouyixianbaituoweizhuidejihui。
jinruyuanshisenlindekenengxingyijingdangranwucun，jincundexiwangjiushidengshangyicedeshanfeng。
lichenzhuazhushiji，duiweizhuidefanzhengfuwuzhuangfenziyige“tututu”demengliehuolishuchu，yourengchuliangkeshouleihou，liebaoyibanjiqiminjiedecuanshangleshanfeng。
lichencuanshangshanfenghou，yinhunbusandewuzhuangzhishengjiyizhizaitoudingshangkongpanxuan，tandengyouruyizhanggoupigaoyaojinjinzhaoshezheta，lichenwufadunxing。
lichenzuizhongbeifanzhengfuwuzhuangfenziweibidaoleqiaoyabian。
lichenzuihoudejuezeshizongshenyiyue……
yizhenzhaliedetoutong，lichenmannaozi“xuehua”shanshuo，jiezhekaishichuxianmomingqimiaodemohutuxiang，“cacaca”deyifanluanshanhou，tuxiangzhujianqingxi——
zijichuanyishenbanjiubuxindeguzhuang。
guzhuangbanjiu，danguzhuangdeyongliaohezuogonghaishifeichangdejiangjiu，feifujiguideyongpin。
chuanzhezheiyangyishenyongliaohezuogongjiangjiudebanjiubuxindeguzhuang，lichenzaiyichuchaziyanhongdehuayuanli，dunzhekanmayibanyunyizhimazha。
“liudi，xiangbuxiangchitangtang？”
身后突然有人道。
yitingyoutangtangchi，lichenjikepaishouhuantiaoqilai。
“想想想。”
lichenzhuanshenjiuzaishuohuaderenshenshangluanmo，yigejingluanrangjiao：“woyaotangtang，woyaotangtang。”
neirenyibiantuibi，yibianxiaodao：“liudi，geshenshangmeiyoutangtang。”
lichenbugaoxingle，zhishiluanrang：“woyaotangtang，woyaotangtang。”
“liudi，geshenshangzhendemeiyoutangtang，nixiangyaochitangtang，jiubuyaonao，qiaoqiaodeduozaihuacongli，buyaorangrenfaxian，yihuieryouyigepiaoliangdexiaojiejieyaolai，taxiongqianyouyikuaidatangtang。”
neirenyibianshuo，yibianzaixiongqianbihua，dao：“neishixiaojiejiejinizhunbeide，shitianxiazuitiandedatangtang。”
lichengaoxingdeshouwuzudao，yitouzuanjinhuacongliduoqilai，manxindoushizuitiandedatangtang。
tiantiandetangtangranglichendehalazifeiliuzhixiasanqianchi，shitoulexiongjin。
buduojiu，duozaihuaconglidelichenguorankanjianyigeshenzhehualiqunzhuangdepiaoliangxiaojiejie，zaiyidaluhuaxianzidepeitongxia，huazhizhaozhandeyilushuoxiaojinlehuayuan，xiaojiejiedexiongqianguoranguazheyikuai“datangtang”。
yikuaifeichangpiaoliangde“datangtang”。
lichenkanjianneikuai“datangtang”，“cheng”deyixiaconghuaconglicuanchupuxiangxiaojiejie，kouliluanrang：“woyaochidatangtang，woyaochidatangtang。”
lichenpudaoxiaojiejiemianqian，haimeinadaoxiaojiejiexiongqianpeidaideneikuai“datangtang”，jiubeiyoujingyounuyouxiudexiaojiejiewoxinyijiao……
lichenwanquanqingxingle，jieshoulexianshi。
他李晨穿越了。
chuanyueerlaidelichen，jieshoudeshiyuanzhuhunshengujiechadianbeidasanjiadeshenzi，waijiayigebiqinglianzhong，qinmayerenbuchulaidezhutou。
额！
chuanyuedemanghefulijuranshizheiyangdebeicui。
惨啊！
李晨只能认命。
biedebushuole，lichencikezuiguanxindeshizijichuanyuedaolenagechaodai。
lichenzhiqingchuyidian，beizijichuantideneigeyuanzhu，shiyigechishaer，erzheigechishayuanzhuyoubeifennudepiaoliangxiaojiejieyitongquandajiaotideluanzou，jinongsile。
buguo，congyuanzhuliujitazuihoudeneiduan“yingxiang”zhong，lichencongneigexiaojiejiehehuaxianzimendemoxiongyanliqunzhuangkanchu，tamenshenzhedeshitangchaofushi。
erqieneigepiaoliangxiaojiejiedemeiyujian，youyigehongyandexiaohuomiaoyinji。
nandaozijichuanyuedaoletangchao？
zheigechishaeryuanzhuyoushishenmeren？
lichenrenzhuyishenjutong，xiangyaozhidaozijixianzaishenzaihechu。
dangran，yincaodifushijuebuhuide。
buranchuanyueguolaidezheige“fuli”jiutainitian，taiduibuqirenle。
lichenzhengyanzhishi，caifaxianshuangyanzhangtongdenanyidakai。
buyongshuo，lianggechadianbeidabaodeyanzhuzi，yinggaizhongdexianglantao。
造孽啊！
lichenbudeburentongfenlizhengyan，haoburongyicaibazhongzhangdeyanpidakailiangtiaoxifeng，congyanpidejiafenglikanjianlezhoubiandehuanjing。
zheishiyijianbudadewofang，fangliangbanbodemiaojincaihui，bunankanchuzheijianwofangxiridiaolianghuadongdeshechi。
wofangsuiranyouchuanghu，waimianyeshiyangguangmingmei，danwulideguangxianrengxianbuzu，kongqilihaimimanzheyiguhaibusuandademeishiwei。
wofanglidejiajuhechenshequanshibanjiubuxin，wujiaohewuliangshangpiaoxuanjigenzhusi，yifuluopodejingxiang。
lichencongneixiebuduodebanjiujiajuhechensheyiyankanchu，zheixiejiajuhechenshebushizuogongkaojiujingzhi，shidianxingdetangchaohuangjiayongju。
lichenhaimeilaidejicaiceyuanzhudeshenfen，“ya”deyishengmenxiang，jinlaiyigeshenzhebanjiutangqunzhuang，nianlingshiqibasui，shenduanlvexianxianxi，mianmaohaisuanqingxiudenvzi。
小红。
zheigenvzishisihouchishayuanzhudeyahuan。
shiyuanzhuliujitadexinxi。
yuanzhuzhijilichenliulelianggerendexinxi，yigejiushitaxianzaijiandaodexiaohong，lingyigezeshiyuanzhudemuqin。
坑人啊！
yuanzhuzhendeshichishadebuyaobuyaode。
xiaohongjinmen，kanjiantangzaibanjiudiaohuachuangshangdelichenzhongyuxingleguolai，beixijiaojiadepudaochuangqian，jiuxilihualadekukaile。
“dianxianikesuanshixingle，niyaoxingbuguolai，xiaohongjiuyaopeiniyiqiqule。”
lichenwenyan，zheicaizhidaoyuanzhujuranshiyigehuangzi。
一个痴傻皇子。
咦——
不对呀！
lichendunshimantouqishugan。
tangchaobingmeiyouyigechishadehuangzi。
难道这不是唐朝？
jiranbushitangchao，youhuishinagechaodai？
erqie，tangtangyigehuangzijuranzhuzaizheiyangyigepojiuzhisuo，haibeirendasile。
zhongzhongyihuozailichenxinliyilveerguo。
xiaohongjixukudao：“dianxiaa！nihaosha，zenmequzhaoreyedaxiaojie。”
xiaohongzheiyijuchadianranglichenxiaochulai。
nandaoyuanzhubushiyigechishahuangzi？
lichenrenbuzhuxiaole，zuijiaohaimeiqiaoqi，jiuyijingqiandongshangtong，renbuzhuziyaliezui“aiaihengheng”。
jiushiziyaliezuiyejiqitongku，lichenxiangxiangdedaozijixianzaiyaoyouduonankanjiuyouduonankan。
xiaohongjianliuhuangzidianxiaziyaliezuibiaoqingtongku，lianmangwendao：“dianxia，hentongma？”
额！
李晨瞬间懵逼。
心里“卧槽”一片。
naodaixiangzhulandezhutouyiyanghainengbutong？
butonghaineng“aiaihengheng”？
jianzhijiushiyuchundewenhua，rangrenfabiao。
buguolichenmeiyoufabiao，takandechuxiaohongduichishayuanzhudezhongxin。
weilejinkuaigaoqingchuxianzhuang，lichenrengzhechisha，mingzhiguwendao：“ni，nishishei？”
xiaohongxiguanledianxiadeshajing，roushengxiyudao：“dianxia，nubishixiaohong。”
lichenyoushashadao：“wo，woshishei？woshishei？”
xiaohonghanleixintengdao：“nishiliuhuangzidianxia，womendatangguodeliuhuangzidianxialichen。”
咦——
zheihaizhenshitangchao，yuanzhujuranhaizhenshidatangdehuangzi，yigechishadeliuhuangzi，jiulianmingzihezijichuanyueqiandeyiyang。
danshi，zheigehanjinliang99.999999％dechuanyuedahongli，yetaixishuarenle。
lichenxinnianyishan，suijipanduanchu，zheigedatangguobingfeizijichuanyueqiandeneigeshijielishishangdedatang。