第3章
“ni...niyaoxiulewo？”
xiaoyuruozenmedoumeixiangdaotangyuhuishuozheizhonghua，dangzhongzhixiataqideliansetieqing。
tangyuliezuiyixiao：“meicuo，budebuchengren，niqueshizhangdefeichangpiaoliang，zhikexiniwozhijianyouyuanwufen！”
tameiyoubahuashuodetaizhibai，zheixiaoyuruorongmaoguranyiliu，ketatangyubingbushichiruanfanzhibei，xiaoyuruozaixinggeshangaojiaoqiangshi，tangyukebuxiangzijishigeqiguanyan。
“haoa，tangyu，nizhangbenshile，ruonizhendenengnaxiashihuibangshou，wuxuyeyedaying，wozihuiyuniyipailiangsan！”xiaoyuruoheizhelianlailepiqi。
tajiubuxinyigebuxuewushudejiahuo，nenggouzaiqixishihuishangdafangyicai。
“一言为定！”
yanyuluoxia，dangzhejiangnanzhongduobinkedemian，tangyuzhuanshenyangzhangliqu。
“hunao！”xiaolaoyezixiaozhengdeqidehuzichadianqiaoleqilai。
xiaoyuruomanlianweiqudao：“baoqianyeye。”
“xiaolong，niganjinzhuishangqu，moyaorangtangyuzaiwairechushiduan！”xiaozhengdechenshengdao。
“是，爷爷！”
jiandaolaoyezixiaozhengdekaikou，xiaolongzhihaoheizhelianzhuilechuqu。
likaixiaojiahou，tangyulikechaozhejiangnanyichupojiumaocaowuzouqu，yinweitademuqinjiuzhuzaizheili。
haiweidida，tangyujiutingdaomuqinchongmanaiqiudeshengyin。
“huge，wanerhaixiao，qiuqiunifangguowanerba！”
“laodongxi，jiwogunkai！”yidaochongmanbaolideshengyinxiangqi。
tingdaomuqinaiqiudeshengyin，tangyujiakuaijiaobu，ganggangdida，jiukandaomuqinbeiyigehunshenjianziroudezhuanghanyijiaochuaikai。
“夫人！”
tangyumuqinliuyazhiganggangbeichuaidao，yimingdoukounianhuadeshaonvlianmangcongmaocaowuneichongchuyujiangbaliuyazhichanfuqilai。
“waner，nizhongyuchulaile，genwozouba，hugebaozhengzhiyaonigenlehuge，hugebaozhengniyihouchixiangdehelade！”
jianzirouzhuanghandingzheshaonvshuangyanzhifangguang，jiuchadianbakoushuijiliulexialai。
“bu！wanerbuyao，waneryaoyibeizishifengzaifurenshenbian！”shaonvkonghuangdao。
“heng！buzhihaodaidexiaoyatou，jingjiubuchichifajiu，bieguaiwoduinibukeqi！”
jiandaoshaonvruciguzhi，jianzirouzhuanghanmianluxiongguang，tamaiqijiaobuchaozheshaonvzhuaqu。
“huge，qiuqiunifangguowanerba！”muqinliuyazhilianmanghuzaishaonvmianqian。
“laodongxi，nizhaosi！”
kanzheliuyazhihaiganzulan，jianzirouzhuanghanzuanjinshuangquan，shuadeyixiazihongzaileliuyazhishenshang，beizhuanghanyiquanhongzaishenshang，liuyazhipengrandaodi，zuijiaoyichuxuesi。
“furen！”qiaojianzheiyimu，shaonvyanjinglimianchongmanleleishui。
“xiaoyatou，jiwoguolaiba！”
jiangliuyazhihongdaozaidi，zhuanghanhuaixiaoyishengchaozheshaonvzhuaqu。
“zhushou，likejiwozhushou！”
jiuzaizhuanghanyaozhuazhushaonvchanruoshenquneiyishunjian，tangyuhanrandaochang。
“shaoyehuilaile，taihaole，shaoyehuilaile！”jiandaotangyudaolai，shaonvrutongzhuazhujiumingdaocaoxichuwangwai。
“娘！”
tangyuyigejianbushangqian，jiangmuqinliuyazhicongdimianshangchanfuqilai。
“yuer，nizenmehuilaile？”liuyazhiwendao。
tangyutongxinjishoudao：“niang，zheibuzhongyao，jiazhongdaodifashengleshenme？”
“ai！”liuyazhizhangtanyishengzheicaibaqianyinhouguoshuolechulai。
yuanlaijianzirouzhuanghanmingweiwanghu，shifujinheheyoumingdeeba，zheiliangtianwanghukanjianshinvningwanershengdemeili，yushijiudonglebuguizhixin，xiangyaorangningwanerjitazuoqie。
xiaoshinvningwanershitangjiaxingshengshimuqinliuyazhicongrenfanzishouzhongshuhuilaide，ningwanerduimuqinwanfenganji，zongshitangjialuopohouyeyijiushifengzaimuqinshenbian。
jinri，wanghushiqunaixinyujiangshangmenqiangduowaner，liuyazhishangqianzulanquecanzaowanghududa。
“可恶！”
tingwanhou，tangyuyiliannurong。
ningwanerzhinendexiaolianshangchongmanleleishui：“shaoye，doushiwanerbuhao，zheicaiyinlailehuoduan！”
“buguaini，wanerfangxin，shaoyejuebuhuirangwanghuzheizhongebabaniqiangzou，gengyaoweimuqintaohuiyigegongdao！”tangyuzuanjinshuangquan。
“shaoye！”ningwanerjingshenyizhenhuanghu。
zainingwaneryanzhong，tangyuyixiangnuoruo，dantameixiangdaojinrideshaoyeruciyingqi，sihugenzhiqiandabuyiyang。
“嗯？王虎？”
zheishi，xiaolongweisuierlai，kanlekanyanqianjingxiang，xiaolongjibenshangquandoumingbaile。
xiayike，xiaolongkanxiangtangyu：“zheiwanghuzaizheiyipianshichulemingdeeba，zhiyaoniguaiguaigenwohuiquxiangwomeimeidaoqian，laoshizaiwoxiaojiadangguye，wokeyichushoubangnijiejue！”
“xiaolongshaoye，womenyixiangjingshuibufanheshui，nizheiyangzuoshibushibutaihaoa？”wanghuliansenankan。
xiaolongkeshijiangnanshoufuxiaojiadedashaoye，ruoshixiaolongjinrichashou，taxiangyaoqiangduoningwanerjiumafanle。
tangyumuguangyinsendao：“nidehaoyiwoxinlingle！”
“haoxindangzuolvganfei，tangyu，nihuiweinidejuezegandaohouhui！”xiaolonglenglengyixiao。
jier，takanxiangwanghu：“wojiushiguolaikangerenao，nijixu！”
“kanrenao？hahahaha！neiganqinghao，renaoxiaolongshaoyexiangzenmekanjiuzenmekan！”wanghujingshendousou。
quedingxiaolongbuhuichashou，wanghumanlianxionglikanxiangtangyu：“buxiangsideganjinbawanerjiwojiaochulai！”
“guixia，daoqian！！！”
jiuzaiwanghuyiweitangyuhuiguaiguaijiangningwanerjiaochuquzhiji，yidaobinglengcigudeshengyincongtangyukouzhongsanfaerchu。
“guixia？daoqian？womeiyoutingcuoba？”wanghudouledouerduo。
tangyuzaicidao：“wozuihouzaishuoyibian，guixia，daoqian，ruruoburan，houguozifu！”
“rangwoguixiadaoqian？jiupingni？”wanghuqilele。
yanqianzheigetangyujiushiyigechulemingdewankuzidi，rujintangjialuopo，weiletaoyikoufanchi，zheitangyubuxishangxiaojiadangguye，zheijianshimuqiandouzaijiangnanjingneichuankaile。
ciketangyujingkoukoushengshengrangtaguixiadaoqian，zheichadianbawanghudayajixiaodiao。
dunledun，wanghuchixiaodao：“hao！henhao！tangyu，niyouzhong，nihenyouzhong，zheiyang，xianzainijiwoguixiakesangexiangtouzaibawanerjiwoguaiguaisongshang，wojiuraonibusizenmeyang？”
“你，找死！！！”
dingzhewanfenxiaozhangdewanghu，tangyushuangyanshajisijian，zuanjinshuangquanbianchaozhewanghuchongqu。
“ha！haiganduiwochushou？tangyunigefeicai，wokannishizhendebuxianghuole！”wanghudanu。
“以卵击石！”
xiaolongyaoleyaotou，zaitakanlai，xiangtangyuzheizhongbuxuewushudewankuzidikongpalianwanghuyiquandoukangbuzhujiuyaoguidiaihao。
guoran，wankujiushiwanku，meiyouyidianshilihaiganjiaoxiaowanghu，zhenshiyubukeji。
xiangdaolinzouqianlaoyezidefenfu，xiaolongkanzhetangyuyanshenchongmanbiyi。
ruobushitangyushengsishiguanxiaojiayanmian，tacailandeguantangyushengsi。
raner，jiuzaixiaolongzhunbeichushouzhiji，xiayimiaoyanqianjiduzhenhandeyimujinglingxiaolongbishengnanwang。