第一章 神,请让我再死一次

datang,zhenguanshierniandong。

baiqianjiasiweiqiju,shierjieruzhongcaiqi。

yaorenweiweiruchaohuo,yitiaoxingsuwumenxi。

maoshichu,nuodadezhanganchengfangsiyitougengujushouzhefuzaiheianzhizhong。

xingyuewuguang,beifengxiaoxiao,emaobandedaxuepususudeluomanjiexiangwuji,tazhehouhoudejixue,yixingxingjuzhehuobadecheduiconggegelifangganggangyoufangzudakaidefangmenzouchu,huijudaozhuquedajie,haohaodangdangdeqianwangchengtianmen,zhunbeishangchao。

zaochaoshichenjiangzhi,ranzeliangguogong、shangshuzuopushefangxuanlingdefudiqueshirenshengchaoza、luanzuoyituan。

jiangzhihuajiadefangxuanlingyishenchaofu,fushouzhanzaitingyuandangzhong,yangshouwangzhepumanjixuedewuding,manmianyouse。

yigeyishandanbodeshaonianzhengzuozaiwuding,shoulilinzhegejiutanzi,shibushideheshangyikou,zhangyuduantan。

zheishiyigeshiersansuidexiaoyahuanpaoguolai,“putong”guizaifangxuanlingmianqian,xigaidunshimeiruyicunhoudejixuezhong。

“wuwu……laoye,doushiwodecuo,meiyoukanzhuershaoye……wuwu……”

xiaoyahuanqiaoershiershaoyedetieshenshinv,ganggangshuixing,caizhidaoershaoyetianbuliangjiupaodaowudinghejiu,zijijuranyidiandoubuzhidao。ershaoyekeshibinglehaoduotian,zheicaiganggangjianhao,wanyishoulefenghankezenmedele?

xinlizizemeiyoujishifaxianershaoyedexingzong,xiaoyahuankudeneijiaoyigelihuadaiyu。

wuliyizhenjiaobuzaluan,zhumulushifengfenghuohuodepaochulai,kouzhongjiwen:“zainaerni?zainaerni?”

fangxuanlingtankouqi,zhilezhiwuding。

lushixianranganggangqichuang,toufashangweishulizhengqi,yitaitoukanjianwuding“tingxueyinjiu”deererzi,dunshidajiao:“era,niqiexialai,zheitianhandidongde,moyaodongchugehaodai……”

ciziyiaiqianxieshirichuchengshouliebushenzhuima,kelehounao,yizhishenzhibuqinghunshuibuxing,fangfushangxiajinjiejiaolv。

zheiganggangjianhaole,zenmeyoudingfengmaoxuedepaodaowudingshangqule?

nanbuchengshishuaihuailenaozi?

zheimeyixiang,lushigengshixinjirufen,yanleishuadejiuxialaile。

wudingdeshaonianqueshiwudongyuzhong,yifuyangshouwangtiansikaorenshengzhuang。

fangxuanlingyinchenzhelian,suiranyehenshidanxinererzi,danshiyidaqingzaodenaodejialijifeigoutiao,shizaishibuchengtitong。

heleyisheng:“ganjinxialai!”

shaonianyijiubudong,quefushenkanguolai。

yuanziliranqihuobafengdeng,jixuefanguang,zhenghaokanqingchushaoniandelian。

yangmaodunhou,nongmeidayan,qingsedelianshangdaizhezhiqi,kanshangqubuguoshiwuliusui。chuanzheyijiandanbodeyipao,shencaibingbukuiwu,quejieshikuanhou。

shaoniankankanfangxuanling,youkankanlushi,zhongyukaikoushuodao:“wobuqugaoyanggongzhu!”

zheihuayichu,manyuanjiejing。

fangxuanlingxianshiheleyitiao,jinjiezheborandanu:“nizi,yaozhaosima?”

shaoniangengzheboziyilianjueqiang:“yaowoqugaoyang,wojiusijinikan!”

fangxuanlingqidehuzidouqiaoqilai,henhendingzheyanqianzheigeererzi:“cinaibixiacihun,qirongdeniyigehuangkouruzijujue?nijiangtianjiaweiyanzhiyuhedi?genghekuang,‘shanggongzhu’naishihedengderongyao,nijuranjuzhibushou,jianzhihuangtang!”

fangxuanlingchuihuzidengyan,henbudebazheigehunqiuzaileleshi!

huangdijinkouyuci,sheiganbushou?

jiusuanzhendebuxiangjieshouzheifenrongyao,kebuganshuochulai,yejiuzhinengxinlixiangxiangeryi……

neishaoniansihuyeyishidaoyisixiangbipashimeiyouxiaoguo,buyoudekulelian,kukuaiqiu:“yaobu……genhuangshangshuoshuo,buyaogaoyangxingbuxing,zanhuanyige?”

fangxuanlinglengzhu:“……huanyige?”

nitemedangdatanggongzhushishenme?

大白菜?

zheigekanbushang,balabalazaihuanyige?

简直就是找死!

fangxuanlingxueguantongren,yangtianpaoxiao:“niechu!jilaozigunxialai!”

……

fangxuanlinghuojihuoliaodeganqushangchao,shichenyijingguole。suishuodangjintianziduiyusitazheidenggonggujiuchenpoweikuanrong,dengxianbuhuichize,danshishunianlaijingjingyeyedefangxuanlingzerenxinpozhong,juebuhuizhangzhetianzidechongxinfangrenziliu。

fangfutingtangdesijiaobaifanglejigetanpen,tanhuozhengwang,wuziwennuanruchun。

fangjundexinliqueyiruwuwaidebingtianxuedi,baliangbaliangde……

qianyikehaizaixianlizhuchiquanxiandalifazhannongcunjixiehuagengzuodegongzuohuiyi,zenmenaodaiyiyunyanqianyihei,jiutemechuandaotangchaolaile?

chuanleyejiuchuanleba,napashiquanshengzuinianqingchujiganbudejinxiuqianchengmeiyouleyebushibunengjieshou,chuanyuezheizhongbukexuedeshiersheizhidaotashashihoufasheng?

chuandaotangchaoyesuanbucuo,sihaichenfu、guodaminjiaodeziweizanyepinweiyihui。

keshitemeweishenmehaosibusidepianpianbianchengfangyiai?

mingchuanqiangu、wuguidedianfan、chaojilvmaowang、huifaguangdelvjuren!

mofeizijihezheihuotongmingdeyuangu?

fangjundemingzishizijidelaodiequde,laohanjiushiyidianxingdexiangxianituizi,meishangguoxuedoudadezibushiyiluokuang,wanquanmeiyouyishidaozijijierziqudezheigemingzigengudaiyigedadademingrenzhongmingle。

zhidaofangjunshanglechuzhong,caizhidaolishishanghaiyouyiweixingfangmingjunziyiaiderenxionggenzijitongming。

shuoqineiweirenxiong,hehe,mingchuanqiangua……

kexianrujin,zijijuranchuanyuedaolezheiweiyiqianduonianqianderenxiongshenshang?

edishen,zheishiyaonaonayang?

douguailaodiea,yaoshijizijiqumingjiaofangshilongduohao……

fangjunyizhijuedezijishigesuiyueranderen,takeyirenshoupinqiong,keyijieshoucuozhe,ketemedasiyewufarenshoubianlv!

zhuoshangjingzhidexiaocaisihaoxiyinbuqitadeshiyu,xiongkouxiangshibeiqianjindashiduzhuyiyang,haoxinsai……

“era,haodaichiyidian,zheigekuicaixianerdexiaohuntunshinizuiaichide,haiyoucuqin,zuishikaiwei……”

muqinlushizuilixuxutaotaodeshuozhe,yongkuaizibutingdewangfangjundewanlijiacai,jiuchajiweidaozuilile。

jinguanyumendeyaosi,fangjunhaishixinlinuannuande。

wuweibuzhideguanxin、nongnongdemuai,rangtaxiangqilingyigeshijiezijidemuqin。

yixiangbeishiweijiaoao、youchuxideerzituransile,baifarensongheifaren,muqingaishihedengdeshangxinyujue?

fangjunqiangrenzhedanyouhebeitong,jiaqiyigehuntunsaijinzuili,queshishibuzhiwei。

“nishuonizheihaiziyeshi,neimeduorenzaichang,nizenmenengshuoneiyangdehua?yaoshichuanchuqu,bixiahaibudefahuo?zaishuole,gaoyangneiyatouwochouzhetingbucuoa,shenduanerhao,zhangdehaijun,youshijinzhiyuye,gengshendebixiachongai,nizahaiqiaobushang?”

lushiyouxiebuman,kouzhongmaiyuanzhe。

yitizheishier,fangjunxiongkoujiududehuang:“nianga,diezuitingnidehuale,nirangtagenhuangshangshuoshuo,zheimenqinzanbujiexingbuxing?”

高阳公主啊!

neikeshiqianguchuanqidenvxing,zhuiqiuziyoulianaideweidaxianqu、hun|wailiandedianxingdaibiao……

temejiurangwojitanshangle?

lushichenguaidedaleerziyixia:“zheihaizi,zenmeshuohuani?shenmejiaonidiezuitingwodehua……”

xianglexiang,haoxiangerzishuodeyebucuo,jiujiezhewangxiashuo:“zheishiera,pashizhenyoubudeni。zheizhenzibixiabeineige《shizuzhi》naodezhengshanghuoni,jushuoshenguogongzhuchibianzhuan,jiangcuixinglieweishizudiyideng,haiyouchuanyanshuoshiwuxingqizongweilebaochixuetongdechunzheng,buyuhuangzutonghun……bixiahenbuman,zheishihouniyaoshizainaozheimeyichuer,nirangbixiazenmexiang?haoa,wuxingqizongkanbushangzanlishihuangzu,nifangjiayekanbushang?nixiangxiang,nengxingma?”

lushikukoupoxindequandaoerzi,keneishenqingzenmekandouxiangshiyizhigaoaodegongji,shencaifengyang。

呃……

wangjile,renjialushineikeshizhengzongdefanyanglushidinv,haizhenjiuqiaobuqiyouhurenxuetongdelishihuangzu……

keshizheigenzijiyougemaodeguanxi?

tayezhidaoxiangrangtianzishouhuichengmingkendinghennan,kewentishiruguozijizhendeanzhaoyuanbendemingyunguijiqulegaoyanggongzhu,juebihuiweilebimianmaozibianlvchenzhemougeyeheifenggaodeshihoubaneigeniangermenzaile……

kehuayoushuohuilai,zailehuangdilaozideguinv,neijiejumaosiyehaobudaonaliqu……

silaixiangqu,fangjunjuranfaxianqianhouzuoyoudoushisilu,zenmezoudoushisiqi。

无解……

tayumendeyanqianyizhenzhenfahei,xinliwushengdenahan:shena,nengbunengrangwozaisiyici?