第4章
震惊！
错愕！
骇人听闻！
wodatangtianzilishimin，jingranyaobaipiaoniyigexiangyecunfu？
buguoni，huashuohuilai......
nidehongshu，zhenyaodingle！
“wojialenverjini，nidejiushiwode。”
“bu，womeitongyiqu！”
“你打赌了。”
“duyueshirenyouwochuzhi，woxianzaihuangechengfa......”
“nixiangzenmechengfashinideshi，yijiarenbushuoliangjiahua。”
“......”
zaidapiandapiandehongshudibian，youyigezhongnianrenyuyiweishaonianlang，dayandengxiaoyan。
yipangdelilizhiqidetiaojiao。
“qiyoucili！wonandaopeibushangni，wonandaobibushangnizheidianhongshu？”
“nihaixianqishangle！qirentaishen！”
“chengshushu，nikuaiqubatadayidunjiwochuqi！”
“laoheishushu，nizhuazhuta，woyaoyongbianzihenhenchouta！”
“aye，zheirentaiguowuli，duiayechuyanbuxun，yemeiyoubanverfangzaiyanli！qingayediaobingqianlai，batadehongshuditaping，kantahaizenmedeyi？”
yuanbenzhongrendoushixiaohehedekanzhelilizhiqiji，lishiminyijingdadingzhuyiyaozhaosuzhangfengweifuma，bingqietahairenweizheigezhuyijuemiaozhiji。
zhonghongshuguangyouzhongzibuxing，heshibozhong，ruheshifei，zenmejiaoshui......douxuyaosuzhangfengzhidao！
lilizhishuochuyaohuihuaihongshudidehua，lishimindouranyanli，“fangsi！”
“hongshunaixianxugengzuoduoniandexinxue，guanxiliminbaixingdexingming，yudatangguoyunxixixiangguan，xiudehunao！”
“suzhangfengnaidangshiqicai，yunizuofuxuzaiheshibuguo！”
lishiminshuozheijijuhuadeyuqi，yuzhiqiandabuxiangtong，yirandaiyoujifentianzideweiyi。
lilizhibeihudetuletushetou，ditoubuganzaiyanyu。
“xianxu，buzhihongshuyaoruhebaocunzhilainianbozhong，shifeijihe，jiaoshuijifen？”
“yuxiadebaimuhongshudi，heshikeyishouhuo？”
姓李就是不一样啊！
datangguoxing，kaikoujiushiliminbaixing，datangguoyun！
zheisixiangjuewu，zheigeju，dougandeshangzanle！
danzheiyebunengchengweinibaipiaodeliyou！
suzhangfengzhengxiangyulishiminhaohaodeshuodaojifan，turanjuedeyoudianbuduijing。
程叔叔，老黑叔叔。
youdianershudeyangzi，shibushizaineigejiaosuitangyingxiongchuandedianshijulitingdaoguo？
调兵，姓李！
“ganwen......zheiweichengshushudaming？”
“ganwenlaoheishushuguixing？”
zhiyulaolidedaming，haishibiewenle。
renjiagangshuolexingli，wozaijixuzhuiwenmingzi，jiubutailimaole。
“anlaochengxingbugengmingzuobugaixing，hunshimowangchengyaojinshiye！”
“wodalaoheixingweichi，buzhixianzhitingshuoguomeiyou？”
听说过！
太听说过了！
苏长风被硬控十秒。
然后就跪了！
laolidaidegenbanmingjiaochengyaojinheweichigong，qingwenlaolishishenmeshenfen？
“caominsuzhangfeng，baijianbixia！”
yaoshihuanzuozhaolaojiu，huozhewalaliuxuesheng，suzhangfenghaideyouyuyixia。
danguiyiguilishimin，baiyibaitianceshangjiang，wanquanmeimaobing！
“caominzaitiandijianshengengduonian，zhongyuzhongchulegaochannongzuowu，qingxianhongshudengwuyubixia，yuandatangwanshichanglong，baixinganjuleye！”
“哈哈哈！”
lishimindaxiao，gangcaihezijidayandengxiaoyandesuzhangfeng，turanjiuguile？
“xianxukuaikuaiqingqi，niwowuyaoduoli！”
qishiyusuzhangfengsuoxiangdebutong，zaiqingdaiyiqian，baixingheguanyuan，bingmeiyoudongbudongjiuguide。
napashimianduitianzi，zunbeiyoubie，zhengchangqingkuangxiayebuyongguilaiguiqude。
suzhangfengchuncuishibeihoushidedianshijujiyingxiangle！
“xianxu，kuaishuoshuohongshuyaozenmechuzang，zenmezhongzhi？”
“bixiamoji，caominzaoyijiangzhongzhifangfazhengliwancheng，mingniandingranshigengdadefengshou！”
suzhangfenggongshendao，“ruobixiabuxianqi，qingyibuhanshe，xixixiangtan。”
youyigecijiaozuo，huaibiqizui。
fanyiyixia，jiushibiereneduzi，wojiayouhenduoliang，danwojiameiyouqiang，wojiajiushibierendeliangcang！
suzhangfengdedizaizhanganchengfujin，jialijiuyouxieliandaochutou，lianliehudegongjiandoumeiyoujifu。
hongshuzhileidehaodongxi，chizaoshimanbuzhude。
jiusuanpaokaijiaguoqinghuai，danchunliyizuidahua，yeshixianjidatangchaoting，yuguanfuhezuo。
youlehaoshoucheng，jiexialaigaikaolvde，jiushiruhejinkenengdebaozhuzijidehaodongxi。
conglishiminyixingrenchuxiandeshihou，suzhangfengbiancaicetamenshenfenbudi，shinenghechaotingduihuaderen。
buransuibianyudaogeluren，jiuhetadadu，zhaorenlaiwahongshu，zhengmingkeyimuchansanqianjin，chunchundashachunxingwei！
zhibuguo，suzhangfengmeiyouxiangdao，zheiyixingrenshenfengaodaolezheizhongchengdu！
直达天听！
不，他就是天！
“xianxu，sixialinizhijiechenghuwoweiyuefu。”
“bugan，gongzhujinzhiyuye，caominjuewushanggongzhuzhixin！”
“wotongyizheimenqinshile。”
“bixia，caominkouchuwangyan，qingbixiawuguai，moyaodangzhen。”
“xianxua，wohaishixihuannigangcaizichengxiangyecunfu，bawohanlaolideyangzi。”
suzhangfengzhixiangjizijiyigedazuiba。
zhidaolishimindeshenfenhou，suzhangfenggengbuxiangqulilizhile。
datangdefumabuhaodang，daimaozi，haishibeiheshangdaimaozi！
suzhangfengxinyiheng，“laoli，wogennishuo，woxianzaiyixinyiyizhongdi，chengqinhuiganraolewodejingli，hongshuhenkenengjianchan！”
“有这种事？”
lishiminbuzhizhenjia，kansuzhangfengershilaisuideyangzi，yemeigexifu，bukenengyinweiqiongba？
一定是因为种地！
tangchugulishengyu，shibasuidenanzibuchenghundoushilaonanrenle！
“tianziyiyanjiuding，xianbaqinshidingxialai，zerichenghun，zhishiyaoweiquxianxule。”
suzhangfengbuzhizijinaliweiqule，“haoshuo，zou，quwojia！woqingnichihuoguo！”
“何为火锅？”
jingsuzhangfengyifanjieshizhihou，lishimindengrenbuyiweiran，“bujiushishuanyangrou，zhucai，zhudianjingyanhehujiaochi？yihouniduolaigonglizoudong，gezhongjingongdediaoliaodouyou，duochangchanggonglidemeiweijiayao。”
“行！”
bangshanglelishiminzheikecantiandashu，suzhangfengneishixiangdangdegaoxing。
zhijiequchufang，baaoleyishangwudehuoguodiliaozhule，badijiaolidebingkuaiyenachulai。
chihehuoguo，hezhebingzhenmijiu。
zaihelishiminchuichuiniupi，heqitongkuai！
“好香！”
guolipiaosandeqitexiangwei，rangzhongrenlianlianxibizi。
youyidianxinla**deweidao，sishihujiao？
suzhangfengjizhongrendiaohaoxiaodiezidexiaoliao，zijixianchileyikou。
辣的好爽！
“尝一口？”
zheijuhuajirenyijingtingsuzhangfengshuoguoliangci，diyicixiangnuotiandekaohongshu，diercishishengcuishuangkoudeshenghongshu。
“kenengzheigejiaozuohuoguodeshuanyangrou，huiyouyidianbutong？”
lishiminhaoqidelaoleyikuaiyangrou，zaisuzhangfengjitadiaohaodexiaoliaolizhanleyixia，songjinzuili。
mengrandengyuanshuangyan，doudadehanzhucongetougungunluoxia。
“好辣！”