咦？
我手机呢？
zenmebiancheng3dquanxitouyingle？
gaomingkanzheyuanxianchuzuwupojiuqiangmian，beizhuangyansumudegudaizhuangshiqudai，yinaoziwenhao。
budui，zheibushizijibeihoumaganchujiahoudegouwo。
等会儿！
mianqianzheiweinandaoshiqishijizuiqiangtanjishengwu，yazhouzhouzhang，dongbanqiuhuashiren，tiankehan，lishimin！
ganggangzaishoujishangkande《zhenguanzhizhi》！
zijichuanyuedaodianshijulibianlaile！！
啪！
突然一记马鞭袭来。
gaomingdunshigandaolianshangyizhen**ladecitong！
woqu，zenmehuiyoutonggan？
yanqiandelishiminnumuyuandeng，shouchimabiandingzheziji。
“bixiayongmabian，shijiafahaishiguofa，ruguoshijiafa，nizaitimuqinchengfawoma？”
gaomingyileng，zheishizijishuodema？
zenmejiubuzijuedetuokouerchu，xiangyishibeiwairencaozongyiyang。
“nihaiyouliantinidemuqin！”
“wochimuqindenaizhangda，weishenmebunengtimuqin。”
“xuanwumenneitian，shimuqinshouzaiwodemenqian，shouchiduanjianzuzhirenherenshanghaiwo。”
lishiminmingxianyileng，jingwuyanyidui。
“ernijintianshanghaiwo！”
“bixia，nishalenidexiongdi，niruanjinyeye。”
mianqiandelishiminbizheyanjing，qingjinbaoqi：“bizui！”
gaoming，yejiushixianzaidelichengqianqueyijiuziguzizhiwenzhe：“niqiangquzijidixi....”
“bizui，worangnibizui！”lishiminzaicihewenzuzhi。
“muqinyumenzhijizhinengduitadeerzishuo，tahuiyongmabianchoutadeerzima？”
“worangnibizui！”lishiminyouxiezaobuzhule，zhanghongzhelian，wufamianduizijiguowangzhongzhong。
“bixia，niwangjilemuqinlinzhongqianduinidezhutuo，nixiangliweiwangqudaiwoweitaizi，nirangtazhujinwudedian，nixiangrangwochengweilijiancheng！”
“chengqian！！”lishimindeshengyinzhong，yayizhenuhuo。
“qingbixiachengtaizi！！”
kanzheshengsilijiedelichengqian，lishiminlengzhule！
“nidaodixiangyaoganshenme？”
“bixiaxiangyaoganshenme？”
lishiminbeiqidezhifadou，queshuobuchuyijuhualai。
“muqindezaitianzhilinghuibaoyouwode。”
zheiyijuhuaranglishiminwobuzhushoushangdemabian，diaozaidishang，buganquzhengshilichengqianneishuangsherendeyanjing。
lichengqianlengxiao：“zuoweiyigefuqin，mianduierzidezhiwenquebuganduishi，nizaihaipashenme，fuqin！”
gaomingxinzhongyijing，zheijuhuabushizijixinlisuoxiangma？
jingrannengyingxiangdaolichengqiandesixu，haoxiangjianjianzhangwozhudongle！
难道是开始融合了？
这有点....
haoxiangyebucuo，zijidemingyunhelichengqianhaizhenxiang。
muqinzaozaoqushi，fuqinqulehouma，zijihaimeichengnianjiubeiganchujiamen，ziligengsheng。
lichengqianyechabuduo，zhangsunhuanghousidezao，yeshigemeimadehaizi，xiaoxiaonianjijiuyaoduzichengdansuoyou...
gujishizijiganggangkandianshijukanshuizhele。
这是个梦？
对，这就是个梦！
jiranshimeng，zijidemeng，zijizuozhu。
lishiminlenglengdekanzhelichengqian....
gaomingzhijiejieguolichengqiandehuayuquan，liangrenjiyixunsuronghe，chengweiyigexindelichengqian。
“zheiyibianzixiaqu，niwofuziqingfenyiduan。”
shuozhe，yuanbenguizaidishangdelichengqianjiuyaoqishenlikai。
lishiminyayizheshengyin：“chengqian，buyaobiwo。”
lichengqianzhuanguoshen，yuqizhongdaizhewujindeyuanhen：“wobini，daolerujindedibu，daodishisheibishei？”
“wozhidao，zicongwoqueleneitiankaishi，taiziweizijiubuwenle。”
lichengqianyishuangyanjingshensuiqieqinlveyiweishizu，kandaolishiminshenzhiweiweihoutuiyixiaobu。
“woshimoufan，haishibaile，woxianzaijiuqumuhoudelingqianguizhe，nicidujiuyehao，sanchibailingyeba，zheigeweizhinizuodaodi，qianwanbiejiwo！”
lishimintengtengtengwanghoutui，yigebuwendiezuozaidishang
lichengqiangengzhidezhanzaineinushilishimin，liangrenchenmolexujiu。
lishiminzongsuanhuanguojinghouzhandouwendao：“weishenme....nibushitaizima？zheigehuangweichizaoshinide。”
lichengqianzhishilishimin，lishiminquebugankanta。
“yangyongshitaizi，lijianchengshitaizi，woyeshitaizi。”
“womendouyoulianggegongtongdian，xiabianshiyexinbobodedidi，shangbianshipopomamadelaoshiligang，niwenweishenme！”
lishiminxinlidudehuang，tamingbaizijierzideyisi，ketaquebuganqukanlichengqianneishuangdiankuangdeyanshen。
“bixia，nidaodiweishenmeyaopiantanweiwang，nipiantanweiwang，chaoyeyilun，nishizhidaode。”
“nirangweiwangzhujinwudedian，wudedianshishenmedifang，niyeshizhidaode。”
“qishinishenmedouzhidao！”
“suoyinilingweizhengweishaoshi，xiangpingxiyilun。”
“平息了吗？”
“qimaweiwangtabuzaihu！”
lishiminzhongyuhuiguoshen：“wozaiwenniweishenmeyaomoufan！！”
lichengqianqiliangyixiao：“wojiushizaishuowoweishenmemoufan，moufanshiweilezijiu，zijiubiranmaofangenyuan，wozheishimouzheng！”
“wudejiunian，yeyeyezaiwenniweishenmemoufan！”
“nidehuangweizenmelaide，nizijixinlimeidianshuma，ouxiang！！”
“litaixiangzuodiergelishimin，kewobuxiangchengweidiergelijiancheng。”
“dabodangnianyeshitaizi，tafanshenmecuole？”
“tadaoshitinghua，haowuwunizhixin，ketadangshanghuangdilema？”
“nishadaboyigetaizi，buguoyin，nikeyizaishawozheigetaizi！”
“ranhouzaililitaiweitaizi，jiezhejixusha，zheiyangnimanyileba！”
“datangyixiaoliguo，hahaha....jianzhishihongtangdaxiao。”
lishiminchadianyikouqimeitishanglai，jiuganjuetianxuandizhuan，huxikunnan。
造孽啊！
weishenmehuizheiyang，weishenmehuibianchengzheiyang.....
lichengqiancaibuguanneimeduo，haoburongyizuogemeng，haibunengxiangshouxiangshou？
erqietazaojiukanlishiminbushunyanle，tebieshizhanzailichengqiandejiaodu。
那就继续喷！
“niwenwoweishenmemoufan，yinweiwoshigequezi，yinweinikanbushangwo，yinweinishebudenidequanli，yinweiweiwangkeyirennibaibu！！”
“fuqinjiushierzidebangyang，nizijishixiongshadi，nideerzimenziranyouyangxueyang。”
“niyongyishengdexianmingdouwufaxishuaxuanwumendewudian，quezaihuangweijichengshangyouyouyuyu。”
“shini，shiniyibuyibubiwodaojintian，xianzaiwenwoweishenmeyaomoufan！”
lichengqianqiliangdaxiao，lishiminzhanghongdelianshangqueshishanguowujindehuiyi。
jianjiandi，gaomingjiangzijidezaoyu，hezaiqindiehoumaneishoudaodebugongduidai，dairudaolichengqianshenshang。
yanqiandelishiminfangfohuashenchengduizijibuguanbugudeqindie。
“我有的选吗？”
“niqinshouyongganqinghedaodecuihuilewo，xianzaiquezhanzaizhigaodianzhizewodefanji，fangfozheigeshijiezhiyouwoshicuode。”
“woshoudaodezhongzhongtongku、zhemo、kongju，keniqueshierbujian。”
“nizhihuibutingdezhizewo，xianzaiquelaiguaiwo！”
“kezheiyiqienandaodoushiwodecuoma？”
“wozhixiangzibao，kexianzailianzheiyidianyezuobudaole。”
“bixia，zaiwosizhiqian，wozhiyouyijuhua。”
“ruguobixiafengweiwangweitaizi，daoshihouchaoyefeiteng！”
“jiujingshiwodecuo，huoshiweiwangdecuo，haishibixiadecuo！”
lishiminbeizhiwendeliansecanbai，zuichunbuzhudezhandou。
lichengqianjixukaipao：“nizuoweihuangdi、zuoweitongshuaishihegede，kenizaiqitafangmianjiushi**！”
“zuorenzi，zuorenfu，zuorenfu，zuoxiongdi，meiyouyifangmianshihegede。”
“niduibuqiyeye，duibuqixiongdi，duibuqimuqin，duibuqiwo，yeduibuqilitai，niweiduduideqitianxiabaixing....”
“shaxiong、zhudi、qiufu、rusao，xianzaijiuchashazile，wotinibuquan！”
“banshenfengyubanshenshang，banjubiehenbanxinliang。
yicunxiangsiqianwanxu，renjianmeigeanpaichu！”
“muqin，woxiangnile。”
“chengqian，wo.....”lishiminshengyinyouxiezhandou。
shuozhelichengqiantaitoukanxianglishimin：“woxianzaijiuxiaquzhaomuhougaozhuang，nisihou，xiuxiangzaijiandaota。”
“zheigeweizhiniaichuanjisheijiushei！！！”
shuowan，zhuantoujiuyaozhuangzhuzi！
终于可以梦醒了。
这个梦好真实啊！
jiuxiangzhendeyiyang.....
chouzhunyigenzhuzi，lichengqianshengsilijiegaoshengkuhan：“muqin，wohaoxiangninyaa，chengqianbupeizuofuqindeerzi，renjianbuzhide，chengqianlaipeininle。”
“承乾！！”
“不要！”
砰！
叮~~~