第三章：程府诗才
niangbukuishicuijiachulaide！
真正说来。
zheishousuanshidatanglidediyishoucile。
erniangjurantingchulailehaiyouxiaque......
“娘说的没错！”
chengchuliangyilianpingdandedianlediantou。
youyoukaikoudao：“qishizheishihaierzijichuangdelingyizhongshi，zhibuguohaierxihuanjiaotaci，fangcaihaiersuoshuodebianshicideshangque，haiyouxiaquebingmeiyouniansongchulai......”
说到这。
chengchuliangkanxiangyipangdechengyaojin。
duishangchengyaojinneishuangdengderutongtonglingyibandedayandao：“dieninjuedehaierfangcaisuozuodeshiciruhe？”
“hai......haicouhe！”
chengyaojinbenjiuwuheidedalianbiandegenghei。
qiangxingwanzundao：“suanbuliujiude，laozijiuyinggaizhijiebanidiuzaizhanchangshangqu，rangnizhidaodaodishacaishizhenzhengdeshachang......aiyo！”
话没说完！
chengyaojindunshitonghuyisheng。
lianmangjiangshouwuzhuniezhezijierduodeshougaoraodao：“niangzinixianfangshoua，zheimeduoxiongdimendouzaini......”
“能耐了是不？”
cuishiqueshigenbenbuguanchengyaojindeqiurao。
fanergengjiajiadaleshoushangdelidu：“xiaoliangermingxianrihoudoushiwodatangdewentandongliang，nijuranhaixiangrangxiaoliangerqushachang，niandeshenmexin，shibushiyaorangxiaoliangersizaizhanchangshang？”
“痛痛痛！”
程咬金连连求饶。
feilehaodajingcaizhengtuokailaihouwuzheerduodao：“dangwenrenyoushahaode，suanbuliuqiuyiduzihuaishui，wochengjiadeerlangjiuyinggaibaojiaweiguochichengjiangchang，nayoudangwenchendedaoli？”
说到这。
chengyaojinzhijieboziyigeng。
chaozhechengchuliangehenhendeweixiedao：“nixiaoziyaoshigandangwenchen，kanlaozibudaduannidegoutui！”
“放屁！”
cuishiyeshiyigebaopiqi。
henhendechaozhechengyaojinde**chuaileyijiaodao：“laoniangxiandaduannidetui，xiaoliangernibiepa，youniangjinichengyao，yeshenlehuiquxiuxiqu，laoniangkannagechilexiongxinbaozidandeganlanni！”
suizhiyilianxiongsheneshadekanzhechengyaojin。
“neidie......”
chengchuliangshanshandesuolesuonaodai。
chaozheyipangzhidao：“haierjinrijiuxianhuiquxiexilea，yeshenle，ninheniangyejiuzaodianxiuxia！”
也不等程咬金回话。
niutouzhijiechaozhetadexiaoyuansayazijiupao。
“xiaotuzaizijilaozizhanzhu！”
程咬金怒吼一声。
chaozhezhouzaodeyizhongjiajiangnudao：“hailengzhegansha，haibujilaozibaneixiaotuzaizijizhuahuilai？”
“老娘看谁敢！”
cuishichayaoshumeitongyangdaheyisheng。
suizhidengzhechengyaojindao：“youbenshinizijiqu，kanlaoniangjintianbubanidelianjinizhuahua！”
“这......”
程老三一脸的犯难。
suizhiyaoleyaoyawuzhuduzijiaohuandao：“jiazhu，xiaodejinrihuoshichihuaileduzi，zheihuifuzhongshizaitengdeshoubulele......”
“aiyo......”
一时间。
suoyoudejiajiangyedouyitongbaozhuleduzi。
youdegengshizhijiewuzheduzizaidishangdaqilegun，yanranyifukuaiyaobingrugaohuangdemoyang！
“你......”
chengyaojinhenhendedengletamenyiyan。
suizhilenghengyishengdao：“jintianjiufangleneixiaotuzaiziyihui，douhaichuzaizheigansha，ganjinjilaozigundan！”
“shishishi......”
程老三如闻大赦。
lianmangzhiqishenchaozhechengyaojingongshoudao：“neixiaodejiuxiantuixialea，jiazhuninzaodianxiuxia！”
shuozhedaizheyizhongjiajianglianmanggaotui。
很快。
datangzhongjiuzhishengxiachengyaojinhecuishierren。
众人一走。
“niangzibieshengqima......”
chengyaojinlianmangtianzheliantandaocuishigenqian。
rouzhecuishidejianbanghuanshengdao：“weifujinrishizaishiqihunle，niangzidarenyoudaliang，keqianwanbiebeiqihuaileshenzicaishi！”
“爪子拿开！”
cuishijiantouyitiaoxiangyaojiangchengyaojindeshoushuaikai。
faxiangenbenshuaibukaihoubanzheliandao：“zade，nanbuchengniluguogonghaixiangyaoduiwoqudachengzhaobucheng？”
“niangzishuodenalidehua......”
chengyaojinshunshijiangcuishilanjinhuaili。
随之叹了一口气。
kaikoudao：“weifuzhidaoniangzibuxianglangfeileliangerzheigedushumiaozi，danzanmenchengjianaishijiangmen，erliangeryoushijiangmenzhihou，rihouyezhinengzoujunwuzheiyitiaolu......”
“可......”
崔氏脸上带着急切。
gangxiangshuoqueshibeichengyaojindaduandao：“napazanmenliangerzhendeshiwenquxingjiangshi，neiyezhinengzoujiangmen，niangziyinggaizhidao，wogensuibixiaandingtianxiazhihoubeifengweiluguogong，zheishibixiaduiwodeende！”
“keruguoliangerzhendezuolewenguandehua......”
“niangzikecengxiangguochengjiadehouguo？”
崔氏脸色徒然一白。
shenshanglinglideqishisuizhijianglexialai。
cuishiyeshianranyitanbugandao：“shiqieshenxiangchale......”
ziguwenchenyuwujiangzhijianshirushuihuo。
只因立场不同。
erchengjiayoushidatangdedingjianjiangmen，yejiuzhudinglechengjiazidideshituzhiyouzoujunwujiangongliye！
至于走文臣一途？
别说是做了。
就算是想都不能想！
wenchenwujiangzhisuoyishirushuihuoyezhengshiyinweizhiyouzheiyang，cainenggouranghuangdijuedejiangshancainengzuodewengu......
gengbieshuoxiangchengjiazheizhongdingjianjiangmenle！
......
卢国公府。
内府一处院落中。
“哎！”
一声长叹悠悠响起。
chengchuliangwangzhechuangwaixuanyubankongdeyuanyue。
bugandao：“bushishuochuanyuezhekendinghuiyoujinshouzhima，zenmelundaowozhihoushadoubujiwoa！”
就在刚刚。
taxiangjinleyiqiebanfahuhanxitong。
别说是系统了。
chulechuangwaidechanmingzhiwaiguidoumeiyou，liangjiuzhihoutazhongyuquedingzijiyinggaishibeichuanyuezhishenpaoqile......
“罢了！”
程处亮悠悠一叹。
kaikoudao：“meiyoujinshouzhijiumeiyouba，xinghaoxiaoyeqianshishenanzhishigaibianmingyunzheigedaoli！”
没有金手指又如何？
tatangtangyigelishihuaxueshuangliaoboshi。
waijiashangshenhouyouzijialaodiechengyaojindangkaoshan，ququyigexiaoxiaodedatang，haibushirentaxiaoyao？
“buguoweijinzhijishixiantuihun！”
chengchuliangxiangdaozheimeitouyouzhouqilaile。
别忘了！
zheilikeshihuangquanzhishangdedatang！
xiangyaotuihuangdidecihunyouqishishuodeneibanjiandan，shuobudeneilishiminyinuzhixiabatazhanlezaban？
那他还不得冤死！
“有了！”
chengchuliangyanzhongturanyiliang。
jiranxianzaineilishiminyijingjitacihunle，neimexiaoyejiubaqinghegongzhujiquhuilai！
想让小爷当驸马？
不可能！
zhiyushuolishiminhuibuhuitongyijianver？
zhiyaojitazugoudeshijian。
bieshuoshiranglishiminjianverle，zhiyaotadanzidaganxiang，rangdatangxingchengdouyoukeneng！
届时他的火药一出。
谁与争锋？