第2章
buguohenkuai，laohuangfanyingguolai。tachouzhelijiedeyanshen，douyouxiebuyiyangle。
这傻小子想什么呐？
ganqingshibazijidangchengleqiyifanpanjun？
yanqianzheidatangshengshi，doushishuyutade，tazaonamenzifanni？
danjiusuantadedaozheitianxia，zhongguihaishiyouyihande。zheigeyihan，jiushiyanqiandelijie。
lijiezuomengyexiangbudao，yanqianzheigezhuangjiahandabande，huishidatangdetianzi——lishimin！
tazuoweibeilishiminfangqideyige“shaerzi”，congxiaojiumeizenmekanguozijidefuqin，jiusuanlishiminzhanzaitamianqian，tayerenbude。
zheimeduonianlai，lishiminyixinchuanglidatangshengshi，congxuanwumenzhibian，yibubuzoudaojintian。yanxia，gengjiabukenengheyigeyouzhe“naoji”deshaerzixiangren。
kuangqiexianzaidedatang，yijingbuketongrieryu，gengbukenengyaoyige“shaerzi”，laijichengzheitianxiale。
lishiminzaoyijingzaiwudejiunian，dengshanghuangweideneiyike，jibukenaidecefenglelichengqian。
buguozheiyeshiwunaizhiju，yinweizhongduodachenxinzhaobuxuande“jinjian”。
duiyulijiedecunzai，chulezuichudefangxuanling，chaotangshangdewenwubaiguan，yemeiyigezhidao，tamendouyiweilishiminzheigezhangzilijie，zaojiuyinweibaoji，sile。
lishiminshenzhidangshizuodebudui，mianduilijiejiudengyuyibianbiantixingtazuoguodeshiqing，yincizheimeduonianlai，jihumeiyoulaiqiaoguolijie。
zhidaozuijin，pinpinchuanlailijiebingweidexiaoxi，suoyitaxinzhongduoyouburen，zheicaichugongkandeqinle。
zuori，youchuanlaixiaoxi，shuoshilijiebuxingle。
suoyilishimin，huashenlaohuang，daqingzaodetizhechishi，tanwanglaile。
buguolishiminyerenbuchuzijierzizaobeitoutianhuanri，xianzaizhanzaitamianqiande，zhishiyigepizhelijiewaiyidechuanyuezhe——lijie！
kanzhezijia“shaerzi”bingqinghaozhuan，shenzhiyoulejifenzhengchangdequshi，lishimindexinliyouzhongshuobuchudeziwei，yexujiushilaofuqindexinsi。
lishiminchouchushou，zailijiedebeishangpailepai，qingxiaodao：“shadiaobudiaonaodaide，zheilijiuwomenlianggeren，tianzhidizhinizhiwozhi，juebuhuirangdisangerenzhidao！zaishuole，ruguodangchaotianziyishuojiudiaonaodai，yiwokanzheihuangdi，yebushishahaoniao。”
lijietaitouwangtian，zheizhonghuayeganshuo？buguozhuannianyixiang，laohuanghuacaolibucao：“shouzhedianshuo，nizheihuawoyoudianjiebuzhu。zheibixia，ziranbuhuishirucibaojun，tashiweidadehuangdi。”
lishiminmizheyanjing，xinliyoudianxiaoqidai。
zheihuacongchaotangshangderenkouzhongshuochulai，helijieshuochulai，neiziweibuyiyang。chaotangshangneixie，chengtianzhihuishuobixiayingming，chulezheihuashuobuchushaersiwuliulai。
taxiangtingtingchaotangzhiwaideshengyin。
xuanwumenzhibian，yizhidoushitaxinlideyigekan，zheimeduonianguoqule，tashishihuibeimengyansuorao。zheijianshichengletaxinzhongding，xintoucia。
xianzaimengrantinglelijieshuochulaidehua，taxinlitouneigeciwangwailiulejicun。
tacouguonaodai，wendao：“weida？zheigehuatitaishenaole。haishizijixugangcaiwowennide，niduixuanwumenzhibianzenmekan，shiduishicuo？”
lijieyaoyaotou：“zheijianshimeiyouduicuozhifen，zhiyoulibizhishuo。”
李世民又激动了。
zheihaishizijineige“shaerzi”ma？zenmejintianshuohuayitaoyitaode，haidoutamadeshuodaozijixinkanli！
lijiezheiliangjuhua，zhijiebabigelaman。
jiezhetayoukaishile：“keyishuo，datangtianxiadesanfenzhierdoushixianzaidebixiadaxialaide。tashouxiachuleyipiyouyipinengren，jiusuanbixiabuxiangshouzuxiangcan，danshibixiashoudixiadeneipiren，shibuhuitongyilijianchengjichengdatongde。suoyishuo，xuanwumenzhibianjishidashisuoqu，yeshipobudeyi。”
“yidanlijianchengjichengwangwei，suizhebixiazhengzhansifang，fenyongshadidenaqunren，huozheshuoweidatangkaiguodeneiqunren，douhuichengweilijianchengdexinbing，shijianyizhang，zheiqunrendexiachang，buyaneryu。”
“dangchusuizhebixiajiushixiangjiangongliye，ruguoxianzaidebixiashilijiancheng，bieshuojiangongliyele，xiaomingnengbunengbaozhudouliangshuo。”
卧槽！
可以啊。
lishimindexiaoxinzang，zaiyicibeilijiedehuashezhongle。
dangshixuanwumenzhibian，daitoucehuadezhangsunwuji，yeshizheimeshuode。
lijiehuanlehuan，jixushuo：“nizhidaozheichangzhengbian，zuiguanjianyeshizuiniubideyibu，shinayibu？”
lishimindexiaoxinzanghulayixia，chongshangyunxiao。tazhazhayan，xiaoxinyiyidewendao:“nayibu？”
lijiepinghuangusizhou，meikanjianrenying，caifangxiaxinlai。
lishiminzhengjidongni，meichengxianglijiezhijielaileyiju：“yongyongnaozi，xiangyixiang！”
什么鬼？
youbinga，zheijuhuayongdezheshuodezheimeshenmi？
lijieduizhetagougoushouzhi：“laohuang，nihewoshuojushihua，zheidatangshiliaoshangjizaide，nixinbuxin？”
什么意思？！
lijieweiweiyixiao：“shishushishenglizhecaiyouzigeshuxiede，chengwangbaikou，zheigedaoliniwodoudong。”
“jintianwojiugenitaolunyixia，zheixuanwumenzhibiandeguanjian！yeshizhenggezhengbianzhong，chenggongdeguanjian！”
lishiminyidun，xinzangputongputong。
又紧张又害怕。
suiranzheichangzhengbian，shiyouzhangsunwujidengrencehua，keshishidehaishitalishiminbushi？
lijieduizhelishimindeerduo，qingshengshuodao：“niyoumeiyouzhuyidao，xuanwumenhetaiyechidejuli？”
轰隆！
李世民脑袋炸了！
yuanlaishiliaoshipianbulecongmingrende，jinguanshiliaobatasuzaodepobudeyi，wusiweida，danshiyijiuhuiyourenzhidao，shishihuishishenmeyangzi。
等等！
有问题！
zheigeshaerzijintianhenyouwenti！
yanguangzheimedula，xinsizheimelinglong，mofeishishaerzibushale？
lijiekanlishimindeyanguang，youzhonghuyizhigan，haiyaosibusidejixujieshi：“ze！dongdongnaozi！taiyechilixuanwumenduojinna？neidifangchuledadongjing，taizuliyuanbukenengbuzhidao，weishenmemeiyoupaibing？”
“haiyouxuanwumenzhibiandeshihou，houjunjizainaer？”
“houjunjizaixuanwumenzhibiandeshihou，chawuciren。weishenmeshihou，hainenglaoyigeyouwuweidajiangjun？”
“ruguowoxiangdemeicuo，neigeshihou，houjunjifengmingkongzhizhuletaizuliyuan！”
“suoyizheibixiazuiguanjianzuihendeyibuqi，jiushizaizhengbianhaimeikaishizhiqian，jiukongzhiliyuan！”