“xiangyaojiejue，yebunan，zhixuyaozaikekaoneirongzhongduoxiezaxueneirongjiushile。”
“tamenbushimoxiejingyizhushime，neijiurangtamenzaimoxiezhiyu，chuzijidekanfa，zuodaozhenzhengdexueyizhiyong。”
“tongshi，haiyaojieheshiji，charudangjintianxiadeshijuxianzhuang、gediminshengdewenti，rangtamenqujieda，kaoliangtamendecaixue，shifouzhendeyouzhiguoanbangzhinengli。”
……
tingdaolichengqiandehua，weizhengzhijieliangyanfangguang，huashenyigemiaoren。
“妙！”
“妙！”
“实在是妙啊！”
“tingjunyiyu，rangrentihuguanding，huorankailang！”
youneiyishunjian，weizhengjuedezijizheibanianjidouhuodaogoushenshangqule。
zheizhongshiyongdefangfa，tajingranyigedoumeixiangchulai。
kanzhemianqiandelichengqian，weizhengyouzhongzhijue，tangruoyoutian，youtajichengdatong，yidinghuichengweiyigechaoyuelierdemingjun！
zhiqianweizhengyizhituituojiaodaotaizidechashi，haiyouyigeyuanyinjiushibuxiangchanhedaohuangquanzhengduozhong。
keshixianzai，tadexinqueshichanshengleyixiexiaoxiaodedongyao。
yinweitazhijiebeilichengqiandecaihuazhengfule。
ruoshizaizheizhongmingzhushouxiazuoshi，yeshiyijianxingshi。
mianduiweizhengdekuazhang，lichengqianxiandeshifensuiyi:“doushiyouganerfaeryi，xiangyaozhenzhengshishi，yijiukunnanzhongzhong……zongzhi，xianshengduikejuzhidu，haishibuyaobaoyoutaidadeqiwangjiuhao。”
呼呼！
魏征气呼呼的。
yinweimeiyouxiangdao，taizijingranshuochurucibufuzerendehualai。
那可是你的臣民啊！
你怎么能如此摆烂？
weizhengzhidaolichengqiankendinghaiyouhaohuameiyoushuo，yushizaicizhenchengqingjiao:“haiwangtaizidianxia，zhiwubuyan，bulincijiao。”
lichengqianhuanhuandao:“xianshengyanzhongle，cijiaotanbushang，jiranxianshengxiangting，neixueshengbianzhankaishuoshuo。”
“gaibiankekaoneirongguranshiyifazi，keshiyezhishizhibiaobuzhiben，naishigexuesaoyangdefazi，zhenzhengzhongyaode，naishiwenhuabenshen。”
“tuixingkeju，ziranshiyaozhaolantianxiayoucaiqingdexuezi，tongshiyeshijihanmenzidiyigeyuyuelongmendejihui。”
“keshixianshengshifouxiangguo，dangjintianxia，baixingguodeshishenmeyangdeshenghuo？”
“tamenlianzuijibendechibaochuannuandouwufabaozheng，younaliyouqianqumaishenmejingshiziji？”
“maibuqishu，meiyouzhishi，youzenmecanjiakekao？”
“suoyi，worenwei，yaoxiangzhenzhengdewanshankejuzhidu，qiantishirangtianxiaxuezidouyoushukedu！”
“fouzedehua，bixiaxiangyaotongguokejugaibianyixiedongxi，yiqiebuguoshikongtaneryi。”
tingdaolichengqiandehua，weizhenghunshenjuzhen！
知道了。
他终于知道了。
kejuzhizuidadebiduanjingranzaizheili！
keshidangzhenzhengfaxianwentisuozaihou，weizhengcaijuedezijijingranruciwuli。
yinweirangtianxiaxuezidouyoushukedu，zheijianzhijiushiyigebukenengwanchengderenwu！
“dianxia，ningangcaishuobixiaxiangyaotongguokejugaibianshenme？”
weizhengyouxiehaoqi，wogenlierhaodedoukuaiyaochuanyitiaokuzile，youshenmeshiershiwohaibuzhidaodeme？
“ziranshishizuzidizaichaotangdediwei，bixiatuixingkeju，bujiushixiangyaozengjiahanmenxuezizaichaotangdeshuliang？”
“zheixiangfaguranbucuo，keshibixiasihuwangleyijianshi。”
“canjiakejudeyaochiyijiuzaizheixieshizushouzhongzhangwo，hanmenxuezixiangyaochutou，nanyushangqingtian。”
“genghekuang，zheishengshihuanjie，naishilibuzhuchi，shiwen，hanmenxuezinenghetamenshuodeshanghua？”
“suoyishuo，hanmenxuezixiangyaonitiangaiming，haishixixishuiba！”
kandaotaizijiangkejupideyiwushichu，weizhengxinzhongyouxienaohuo，keshiyouwuchufaxie，zhiyinweilichengqianshuodejujuzaili，shenzhizaitaxinli，yeshirentongde。
yuanbenduikejuzhiduxincunmeihaohuanxiangdeta，xianzaifangfobeirenlahuilexuelinlindexianshizhong。
weizhengwangjizijishizenmezouchudonggongle，zhishinaohaizhongbutingdehuidangzhegangcailichengqianneifanjingshihaisudeyanlun。
weizhengzouhou，wumeiniangyeshiyilianxingfendecoudaolichengqianshenbian，tayanzhongchongmanlechongbai。
“dianxia，nihaolihaie。”
“jingranzhidaodezheimeduo，jiangweidarenshuodeyakouwuyan！”
tingzhewumeiniangjiaodidideshengyin，lichengqianbeiganshufu。
jinriwushi，goulantingqu……apei！
jinriwushi，peimeinianggongneiliuda！
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weidarenjintianyouxiebuduijinga？
赶紧禀报圣上！
lierzhengzaiyushufangpiyuezouzhang，turangongrencongconglaibao，lierdajingshise。
“什么？”
“魏征疯了？”
lierdiyifanyingshiyihouzaiyemeirenganzhizhezijibizimale！
danmashangyoushiyizhendanyou，ruoshimeileweiaiqing，zhendejiangshan，keruheshihao？
lierjimangrangrenjiangweizhengdaijinyushufang，dangkandaolierdeneiyike，weizhengmashangbiandewubijidong，kaishidahandajiaoqilai。
“科举无用啊！”
“科举鸡肋！”
“keju，qiantumiaomanga……”
“科举任重道远！”
“keju，jiujingluzaihefang？”
tingdaoweizhengdehua，lierdeliansedunshichenlexialai。
duiyukejuzhidu，tayixiangrenweishizijidejingshizhiju，naishitadejiezuo！
keweizhengzheiyitongzhiwenxialai，baimingleshikanbushangkejuzhi？
jiujingshikanbushangkejuzhi，haishikanbushangzhenni？
haishijuedezijizheihuangweilailubuzheng？
lierxinzhongyongchuyisishayi。
“weizheng，nihaodadedanzi！”
lierdaheyisheng，fengfengdiandiandeweizhengyanzhongturanhuifuleqingming，jingranyi**zuozailedishang。
kandaoweizhengpingjingxialai，lierhuihuishou，ranggongrentuixia。
tayaohaohaoguanxinyixiaweizheng，jiujingshouleshenme**，mofeishipingriliyalitaidale？
huiguoshenlaideweizhengxiangdaozijigangcaishitaidemoyang，jimangqingzui:“weichenwuzhuang，junqianshili，shinaizuigaiwansi，haiqingbixiashuzui。”
yejiushitaweizhengle，ruoshihuanzuoqitaren，cishizaojiuyijingrentouluodi。
lierbaibaishou，shuodao:“qilaiba。”
“nijizhenhaohaoshuoshuo，gangcaineifanhua，jiujingshishenmeyisi，zenmeturanduikejuzhirucikudachoushen？”
shuodaozhengshi，weizhenghenkuaijinrulezhuangtai。
“huibingbixia，mianduikejuzhidu，chendequeyouleyixiebutongdekanfa，zheixiekanfa，chenruoshibushuochulai，shizaishibiedenanshou……”