第一章 我是你爹

“laoye,gongzipashikuaibuxingle。”

“tianshadeluyuanwu,jingdailejishihaorendagongzi,haidaodayipa!”

xujiazhainei,yizhongxiarenkanzhechuangshangdeshaonian,gegeshibeitongwanfen。

xuchenghougengshidailengzaineili。

儿子死了?

taxuchenghoujizanxiaruodajiaye,jiuzhizhexumuxuxianghuoni,kexumuxingzihanzhilumang,congxiaobianxihuandajiachuanghuo,tabuzhidaoweiqicaleduoshaoci**,kezheiyihuijingran...

xuchenghouwufajieshouzheiyangdexianshi,dangjipuleshangqu,tongkuqilai:“xumuwoera!”

“**!”

“老头你谁啊?”

xumuyizhengkaiyanjing,rendoushale,zheizhouweidiaolianghuadong,yiqunrenyechuandeguseguxiang,gengyourenshanglaijiuhantaerzi!

tanengshoudelezheigeqi,dangjijiutuikaile。

nandaozheibangrenshizaipaiguzhuangjubucheng?

“你,你...”

xuchenghoutanzheshoulengzaiyuandi,jijingyouxi,erzishierfude,tazheixinlijidongdebunengziyi。

“公子活了!”

“gongxilaoye,hexilaoye!”

xuchenghousuijifanyingguolai,suijigengdalidezhuazhuxumudeshou,leiliumanmian:“woerjirenziyoutianxiang,mingbugaijue!”

“shenmenier?laotounibieluanrenerzia,wohaishuonishiwoerni!”

xumuyilianxianqi,suijilingguangyishan:“e~wodongle,paixishiba?badaoyanjiaochulai,xiaoyegentaliaoliaogongqian!”

“nizheihanzi,youfanhunleshibushi?nishiwoerxumu,woshinidiexuchenghoua!”

xuchenghoubeiqidefadou,zheihanzihunjingershanglaile,dangzhenshishenmehuadouganshuo!

“yo,lianwomingzidoudatinghaole?”

“datingshenme,woshinidie,nidemingziwoyaodating?”

xumuhahadaxiao,suijishenxiyidakouqi,handao:“woshinidie!”

“你这混球!”

“hunjingyoushanglaileshibushi!”

“取鞭子来!”

henkuai,xiarenmenbiandilaibianzi。

xumujianshibumiao,batuibianpao,yizongshenbianyuedaoleyuanzilikaishiraozhetingzipao,fangfokeruguziyibandeshulian。

“hunzhangdongxi,haizhuang!”

xuchenghoujianzhuanggengshibaonu,juzhebianzizaihoumianzhui,jianzheihanzilianpaoludouzheimeshulian,gengshimingbaileyuanwei!

zheihanzidingshizhidaozijidalelujiaderenjijialirexiadahuo,guyizhuanghan。

他太了解了!

kongpazhiqiandemeiqi,doushizheihanzizhuangde!

“**,zheiyuanzigoubizhendea!”

paozhepaozhe,xumudachiyijing,nalidejuzunengzheimeyouqian,baoxiarucibizhenyougupodezhaiyuan?

难道这里真是古代?

他真穿越了?

“gongzi,biepaole,niyexintengxintenglaoyeba,laoyezheijiriweilenideshichabusifanbuxiang,toufadoubaile。”yipangdeguanshiburenquandao。

xuchenghouzhongyushipaobudongle,tizhebianziqichuanyuyumadao:“nizheihanzi,zheihuipaodedaoshikuai,zhiqiandarenshizenmebuzhidaopao?”

“wozaoshuoguobuyaorangniqurelujiaderen,nishixiangqisiwobucheng!”

“lairen,batazhuaqilai!”

hualuo,shijigexiarenjiuchongleshanglai,xumuhaichenjinzaichuanyuedezhenhan,yagenmeifanyingguolai,bianbeianzailedishang。

xuchenghouhuizhebianziguolai,bianshipapaliangxia。

“chabusifanbuxiang?zheilaotoufenmingshiririyeyexiangzhedawo!”

“nishinalaidehutudie,shuoshiwodiehaidawo,woburennizheigedie!”

xumuqidewawadajiao,kejinjiezhejiufaxianzheibianzikanqilaiheren,keshizedoumeiyongli,dazaishenshangbandianbuteng。

xuchenghoubeiqihuaile,gaogaojuqibianzi,dasuanjizheihanzilaigehende,keshikanzhexumuneizhanglian,wangqidezhutuobianzainaohaizhongfuxian,daodishimeixiaqushou。

guanjiaxiaoshengdao:“gongzi,renzhedian,laoyeyeshebudedani,zhishilujiashida,laoyeyaojirenyigejiaodai。”

xumuweiweiyileng,shenmejiaodai?

“laoye,laoye,zulizuzhanghezulaomendoulaile,pashiyinweishaoyezheishilaide。”

zhengzheishihou,yigexiarenjicongcongpaojinlaishuodao。

xuchenghoutanlekouqi,jiangshoulibianzidiule,hentiebuchenggangdedenglexumuyiyan:“hanzihaizhuangshenme,laozijiumeiyongli!”

“tanshangnizheimegehanzi,wozhenshishangbeizizaoleshenmenie。”

“nimen,bazheiniezhangdaixiaquyanjiakanguan,woquyingfuzuzhangzulaotamen。”

shuobabiandaizherenwangwaizouqu。

“gongzi,meishile,laoyeqixiaole,genwomenhuiwuba。”

guanshichanfuqixumu,yuzhongxinzhangdeshuoqilai:“ruofeigongzinizheicinaodetaida,laoyeyebushededani,zheixietianhaishijiuanshengdianba。”

“naodabunaodadoulingshuo,xianzaishishenmechaodai?shenmeshihou?”

xumuhaishimeiyounengjieshouchuanyuezheigeshishi,takeshishulihuasankeboshi,pingshiyixinxueshu,bushanjiaoji,xingzihanzhi,changbeirenjiaozuohanzi。

liangyanyibiyizhengjiuchuanyuele?zheisheishoudele?

“gongzi,laoyedoubuzai,nihaiyoubiyaozhuangma?”

guanshitanlekouqi,suijidao:“xianzaishidayuchao,zhenlongsinian,dangjinbixiashilishihong。”

“大虞?”

他果然是穿越了!

zhishiconglaimeiyoutingshuoguoyigeshenmedayudewangchao,buguozheilishihonghezhenlong,daoshiyouxiejishigan。

**,buhuishipingxingshikongba!

“zheihuigongzinikenaodale,dalelujiaderen,lujiashuoshiyaobaoguan,rangzanmenxujiadouquliufangni。”

“什么?流放?”

xumuyoushiyijing,zheiteniangdegangchuanyueguolai,jiutanshangzheizhongdaomeishi!

“aiyo,wonaodaizenmezheimeteng!”

xumuyimonaomen,zhiganjuehaodagebao,tengdesixinliefei:“nagehunzhanggande,ganzheimedawo,shibushiwonei**diegan

的?”

“gongzinizheijiucuoguailaoyele,gongziniyizhihelujiaxiaoerziluyuanwuyouyuan,santianqianluyuanwudailejishihaorentiaoxin,gongzinijingranzhudongqudaluyuanwu,daduanletayitiaotui,luyuanwuyiqunrenjiangnidayunleguoqu。”guanshiyiliantongxinjishoudejieshi。

“**,zhaozheimeshuoshitadadewo,womenhaidequliufang?”xumudengdayanjing:“meiwangfale!”

“gongzininjiushaoshuoliangjuba...woxiandainihuiwu。”

guanshicalecanaomendehan,zhengzhunbeijiangrenjidaixiaqu,kezhengzheishi...

“xuchenghou,nijianeihanzinaochulaideshi,tayirenliufangbianshi,xianzaiyaoquanzuzichanqupeizui,womenbukenengdayingni!”

“geweishubo,nimenzheishiganshenmea,wanbeidoushuolemuershangzhong,chuangdouxiabule,tazenmekenengquliufang,zhei...”

xujiazuzhangxuguangjidaizheyiqunzulaochonglejinlai,xuchenghouzhenggenzhezulan,queshiyinglanbuzhu,zhidebanchuletiqianzhunbeideshuoci,keyijinlai,dangjibianshaleyan。

这憨子怎么还在这?