“aiyouwei，wodihaomuqin，wozuiqinaideren。”
xiaobawangzhijierengdiaoshoulidezhangsunwuji，changzhexiaoquerjiuwangzhangsunhuanghoushenqianpaoqu。
yidaohuanghoujinqian，shuangshouzhijiehuanbaozhutadedatui，yilianchanmeidao。
“niangna，ninlaorenjiazalaila，leibuleiya？”
ranhouzhizheshenhoudeshiwei。
“heng，meidianeryanlijianerdedongxi，doubuzhidaojizanniangzhaogejiaozi，wanyijizanniangleizhele，doutemeguachengloushangqu。”
liangshiweibeizheiyihe，zhidabaizi，yiliankuxiaobude。
qunchenzeshiyilianwuyu，lieryedanshoufuzhuetou，zhengaobudongzheixiaobawangsuishei。
zaiqitarenmianqianyifuwufawutianhunbulindeyangzi，xiaozuigencuileduside。
danyijiandaozhangsunhuanghoulimabiandeguaiqiaokeai，xiaozuiyoubiandemolemiyiyang。
特别会来事儿。
zhangsunhuanghoukanzhezheixiaojiahuodunshiwangjiganggangtazhunbeiguatajiujiudechangmian。
buguoyemeibanfa，sheijiaozheixiaobawangdangchuzhihaolehuanghouhaiyoujiemeimendeqiji。
tingshuoneishenyaohaishizheixiaobawangqiangdemougeyoufangdaoshide，sheiyemeifachazheng，fanzhengzhangsunhuanghoudebingyequeshihaole。
haiyouzheixiaobawangzeiyouxiaoxin，meishaojizhangsunhuanghoumaigezhongshoushi，chishitaotakaixin。
patazuozhebushufu，zhuanmenzhaorenjitazuoleyaoyi。
fanzhengjiuliangzierxingrong，zeitian。
tiandezhangsunhuanghouzhiyoutayigeqinerzi，xianglaoda，laosi，laoshi（lizhi）（laojiubianlizhenle）doushihouniangyangde。
buguojiushitianlaoniangdezheigeqianertalaidebutaizhengjing。
sheitemejilaoniangdajiaju、mailiwudeqianshicongguokuqianglaidea。
guokuneihoushidedatiemen，lengshibeizheixiao**nafangtianhuajiqiaokai，dangshikeshibalierqidebuqing，buguonianzaitayipianxiaoxinyemeiduozuochengfa。
guanjianyefabule，sanqianjinjunbeitashoushileyiban，lingyibanlimajiusong，genbenzhuabuzhu。
zhangsunhuanghouxianshichaozheshangfanglishiminxingleyili。
“臣妾参见陛下。”
“皇后快平身。”
suihoukanzhezheikeaidexiaomoyang，zhangsunhuanghouyongshouzhichuolechuotadexiaonaodai，yangzhuangchennudao。
“heng，nigehunxiaozishibushiyoujinifuhuangtianluanle。”
“aiya，nayou，wokeguaile，buxinninwenwentamen？”
xiaolianxiaoxixi，xiaoshouzhizhequnchen。
**，zhentemechoubuyaolian，guanjianwomenhaizhinengzuoweizheng，buranjintianwanshangbieshuile。
“shide，shide，dianxiakeguaile。”
“对对对…”
“nikanniang，wokelaoshile？”
nilaoshi？nilaomodaoshi，choubuyaoliande，he…tu…
群臣一番鄙夷。
“e，niguai？neishangmianneirenni？”
lailailai，nibian，nijiwohaohaobian。
“e，nishuotaa，niangaganggangyizhenyaofengxilai，tashenbanruo，neiyaofengjiubatachengluoxuanzhuangjichuishangqule。”
shangmianguazhedezhangxiao，yijinghandemeiliqile，dunshileisa，neixingaohudao。
tianna，keyaodianlianba。sheilaishoulezheixiaobawanga。
“heng，haibujirenfangxialai。”
“好嘞，娘。”
“wei，ergouzi，meitingdaowoniangshuodehuama？kuaijitafangxialai。”
dianwaihuranjipaojinlaiyimingshiwei，jiaqitizi，hangchihangchibarencongshangmianhaolexialai。
cikedezhangluandouyaobeiguaxutuole，huadoushuobuchulai，youqiwulide，lierzhijiefenfudao。
“bazhangaiqingfuxiaquxiuxi。”
“shibixia。”zhangluanbeifulexiaqu。
xiaobawangyouduiergouzifenfudao。
“hei，ergouziganjinjiwoniangnagedengzi，nizayemeiyanlijingni？haixiangbuxiangshengzhijiaxin，choukonglaiwofushanghaohaojinipeixunpeixun。”
shiweiwangergoushunjianyigejiling，qunifushangpeixun？kebudebeierxizineigouhanjianjizhengfeile。
“hehe，dianxiawozheijiuqu，zheijiuqu，peixunhaishisuanleba，duodanwuninbaoguideshijianna。”shuowanyiliuyanjiupaole。
buyihuierjiunalezhangdengzifangzaidianqian。
cikedelixiaodaizheweixiedemuguangsaoshizhongren。
“woniangzouzheimeyuan，tingleide，zuoyixiameiyijianba，laodiehaiyougejige？”
zhongbeizheiyiding，jitiyaotou。
meiyijian，meiyijian，sheiganyouyijian。
haiyouxianzaidedatangsheibuzhidaozhangsunhuanghoucaishizhenzhengdewumianzhiwang，zuoxiayounizheimegecanbaodediyiyingquan，lianbixiadoubuganzaoci。
dezuilebixiadingduokannaodai，temedezuilezhangsunhuanghou，jiuzudouyaobeinihuohuole。
suoyibieshuoshizuozhele，nibachuangbanlaitangzhedouxing。
“niang，laizuozheshuo，bieleihuaile。”
lixiaoyilianchanmei，taiqixiaoshoufuzhezhangsunhuanghouzuoxia，yifulilianyingsihoucixidegoutuiyang。
shangfangdewushekandezhizazui，temewozheiweizhinilaizuosuanle，zishitaitemebiaozhunle。
zhangsunhuanghoukanzhezheikeaideerzi，xinqinghenshiyuyue，meibaixintengzheixiao**。
yaoshuojigeerzinver，zhangsunhuanghouzuipianxindejiushizheixiao**，sheijiaotahuilaishiera，shibushijiupaolaihongtakaixin，youshahaodongxidouxiangzhetazheigeniang，zhudayigeqingxujiazhilaman，hennanrangrenbuxihuana。
gangzuoxia，lixiaojiuhangchihangchidejizhangsunhuanghouniejian。
看得李二一脸嫉妒。
**shashihouzheixiaowangbadanyenengzheiyangduizhenna，zheixiaowangbadanjiandaowobushilaodengjiushilaoli，xunchitayiju，tanenghaishiju，haishibushishangshourengzhen。
“heihei，niangshufubu。”
“xinglexingle，niyajiwoshaodacha。”
“shuoba，daodishizenmehuishier？”
zhangsunhuanghoukaishizhiwenqilai。
“hai！douxiaoshier，douxiaoshier。”
“heng，wokebuxinnizheigexiaohuaidan，gegenilaishuo。”
长孙无忌躬身道。
“shiniangniang…”balabalabagangganglixiaorangquxiaohunyuedeshierrushushuojizhangsunhuanghouting，zhijianhuanghoulianshangmeitouweizhou。
李嚣一看
**…要遭…
zhitingjianyidaohechishengchuanlai。
“heng！hunao，nijiejiedehunshisheiyunxunicanyude。”
“aiyouwei，woqinaidemuqindarenna。”
shunjianyingdishangshenkaishiweiqudekuhaodao。
“ninkeyuanwangerzila，beiwoqinaideniangyuanwang，erxinlihaonanshoua。”
“zheibuerzizheijirikanzhejiejiechibuhao，shuibuhao，xintengna。”
“yikanjianjiejieneizhuangtai，wujingdacai，xiaolianshabaishabaide，ershizhendezhejia。”
“zaiyixiangdaojiejieyaojiajiyigebuaideren，wanghouderiziyuyuguahuan，erzizheixinnabaliangbaliangde。”
“nishizhidaowode，wojiejieneikeshiwodezhiaiqinpeng，shouzujiedina，dejia…ebu…woxinlianna。”
“womeimeixiangdaowoqinaidejiejiewanghoudezaoyu，neikezhenshijijizhanzhanjijia。”
pu…shennimajijizhanzhanjiji，renjiashiqiqicancanqiqi，rangniduodudianshu，nifeiyaoqunianzhu。
guanjianzhei**haiyingjilejijidiyanleichulai。
“laohei，xiuera，wojuededianxiabugaijiaolixiao，gaijiaolixiu。”
“bu，wojuedegaijiaolisao，zheicaozuotaitemesaole，yaobushizhidaozheiweishishahuose，wotemedoubeigandongkule。”
zhangsunhuanghoukanzhezheiyangdelixiao，zuijinyelejiedaolilizhidezhuangtaiqueshibuhao，taiduyehuanlexialai。
“xingle，xingle，zheishierbuyongnicaoxin，nikanniluanyongshenmejuzi，niduojiumeiquchongwenguanshangxuele。”
**，laoniangnishayisia，dushu？woshineikuailiaoma？nagefuziganjiaowo？shashiyanzhuziyizhuan，youbahuatizhuanhuilai。
“nianga，shubushudezanxianbengguan，zanbunengbajiejiewanghuokenglituia。”
“erqieerzifaxianyijianshiqing，erzizuijinzaijieshangxunchazhanganchengzhiandeshihoufaxianyigetebiedexianxiang。”
shawanyier？ni？xunchazhian？temezhanganchengyibandezhianbuwendoushinigexiaowangbadantigongde。
群臣大肆鄙夷。
“e，shenmeshier，nishuoshuo。”
“erzifaxianhenduobiaoqinjiehunshengxialaidehaiziduoshudoubuzhengchang，shishazi。”
tingdaozheili，shunjiandadianyizhenguiyideanjing，suoyourendousisidingzheneixiaobawang。
zhangsunwujigengshiyilianjingyi。
李世民突然说道。
“xiaowangbadan，nicihuakedangzhen。”
“hei，laodienizayoumanizijina。”
“混账…”
“haole，buxugennifuhuangzheiyangshuohua。”
“e…”zhuantouyoukanxianglierdao。
“shibushiniranglaodaideminbuxiaquchayichajiuzhidaoge，haiyouniwenwenzheixieren，jialiyoubiaoqinjiehunde，nikanyouduoshaohaizishengchulaishishazide。”
shuozhetahaiwaizhezui，zuoshouliu，youshouqideyanshizhe。
dunshidadianzhongchenkaishihuixiangjialibiaoqinjiehunshengdehaizi，haizhenfaxianbushaoqueshishijixingerhuozheshazi，zhijiehechuyishenlenghan。
“suoyi，buranglaobiaoqujiejie，woshiweilejiujiujiahaoa，wanyishengchudehaizishishazi，neizanlaobiaobujiuchengjuehule？”
“shibalaojiu，zanlaobiaojizanjiedangfuma，takendingbunengnaqieba，tagannaqie，wojitatuidazhe。”
“buxuhushuo。”zhangsunhuanghoupailexiatadexiaonaodai，jiaochendao。
zhangsunwujizuijiaochoulechou，haibieshuozheixiaobawanghaizhengan。
“ranhoutaliangzaishenggeershazi，zanlaobiaokebujiuchengjuehuge。”
“niyaozhidaowomenjigekedouyouzhangsunjiadexuemai，zheibujiushijinqinjiehunma？youshilunligangchanga，wodeniangna。”
tingdaozheilizhangsunwujiyilianlenghan，zaibaxiaobawangshuodehuachuanqilaixixiang，zheishierruguoshizhende，neikezhenshiyaochudashier。
“外甥此事当真？”
“laojiua，waishenghongnigansha，zheishieryichabianzhi，nizhendangwaishengwokengnia，haodaizanyeshishizaiqinqiduiba。”
ercishidelishiminyansudekanxiangdaizhoufenfudao。
“daiqingsuquchazhengcishi，shifouhehunwangshuodeyiyang”
“臣遵旨。”
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