贞观六年。
datang，zhangan，lizhengdian。
“xixi，nimenbuxutoukan，woyaoduoqilai。”
yigeliangsuiduodexiaonaiwazhengxiaoxixidechaozhoubianhanzhe，xiaoduantuidadadadehuankuaipaodong。
zhouweideneishihegongnvwuzhezuizhuanguoshen，yandimanshixiaoyidebuqutoukan。
zhiyinweishuohuadexiaonvwanaishidatanghuangdilishiminhehuanghouzuiweitengaidexiaonver，jinyanggongzhulimingda，rumingxiaosizi。
zheihuierdexiaosizi，zhengzaiheajiezhanglegongzhuhaiyouaniangzhangsunhuanghouwanzhuomizang。
weilejinkuaizanghao，tazhinengmaizhexiaoduantuikuaisudebenpao。
yigebuxiaoxinzhixia，“baji”yisheng，xiaosizihuranshuaidaozaidi。
“呜呜呜~~”
xiaogongzhudekushengshunjianxiangqi，zhongrendajing，jimangzhuantoukanqu。
zhijianciwawayibandegongzhudianxiacikezhengzuozaidishangbiezhezuikuqi，erneiruanhuhuroudududexiaoshouzhishangjingchuxianleyinhongzhise。
xueyeliutang，shunzheshouwanqinranzhineiguazaiqishangyonghongshengchuanqideyimeitongqianzhishang。
“fashengleheshi？weihesizikule？”
tingjiandongjingdezhangsunhuanghouhezhanglegongzhujibuzouleguolai，zhouweideneishigongnvlijiguidaoyidi。
zuoweijinyanggongzhudetieshenshinv，qingzhugengshilianseyipiancanbai。
“qibinghuanghou，xiaodianxiafangcairangwodengzhuanguoshenbuxutoukan，erhoumeiduojiubianshuaidaozaidi，nubiwansi！”
zaichangde，ruoshuosheidezerenzuida，dingranfeitamoshu。
zhaogugongzhu，shitazuidadezhize，xianzaixiaosizishuaijiao，shenzhidouchuxuele，napashihuanghoudangchangrangrenjiangqizhangbi，doutiaobuchuyidianmaobing。
“wuwuwu~~aniang~~ajie~~”
“好疼吖~~”
zuoweishoushanghaizuidadedangshiren，xiaosizileishuilianliandezuozaidishang，juqishoushangdeshouzhang，kelianxixidekanzhezhangsunhuanghouhelilizhi。
zhangsunhuanghouxintengdeganjinshangqianbaxiaonverbaoqi，wunaidetanlekouqi，fenfudao：“ganjinquchuantaiyi。”
“sizi，ajiebangnichuichui，chuichuijiubutengle。”lilizhizaiyipangtongyangxintengdekanzhexiaogongzhudeshouzhang，
zaisizishouzhangdexiaoyujibuwei，yijingmoquleyixiaokuaipi，xueyezhengshicongneilimaochu。
suizhelilizhidechuiqi，xiaogongzhujianjianzhizhulekusheng，suozaizhangsunhuanghoudehuailitoutoudekanzheajieqingqingpengzhezijixiaoshou。
yebuzhidaoshixinlizuoyong，haishizhendeyouxiaoguo，fanzhengzheihuisizijuedemeiyougangcaineimetengle。
“ajie，niduocuiyixia，wohaoxiangbutengle。”
kanzhezhudongshenshoudaozijizuibiandexiaomei，lilizhihaoxiaodengleyisheng，youlianchuijikou。
“wa~zhendebutenglea！jiyouyidiandianteng，ajiezhennihai！”
gangganghaiweiqukeliandexiaogongzhushunjiandengdaleshuangyan，bukesiyidekanxianglilizhi。
benlaihaixintengbaobeinverdezhangsunhuanghoujianzhuang，renbuzhufanlegebaiyan。
meihaoqidechaohuaizhongxiaorenerjiaoxundao：“zheijiubutengle？gangcaishisheizaikulian？yanleidouhaimeiganni。”
siziwenyanganjinyongrouhuhudegebochaoyanjiaohelianjiacaleca，waizhenaodaitaitoukanxianganiang。
“窝不机道吖~”
“噗嗤~”
jiantazhuangshachongleng，zhangsunhuanghouhelilizhifenfenrenbuzhuxiaochusheng，zheiyatou，yetaihuizhuangle。
“嘿嘿~”
aniangheajiedexiaoshengzhijieyingxiangdaosizi，yegenzheshahehedexiaoqilai。
niudongzhexiaoxiaodeshenzi，xiangconganianghuaizhongzhengtuo。
“aniangfangwoxialai，wohaiyaowanzhuomichang~”
“hunao！dengtaiyilaikanguonideshouzhihouzaishuo，xianzaibuxuluanpao，guaiguaidaihao！”zhangsunhuanghoulianseyiban，zheixiaoyatouzhenshijichibujida，shangbadouhaimeihaojiuwangleteng。
“wobuma~~aniang~qiuqiuni~~wojiuwanyixiaohuier~~mua~~aniangzhuihaole~~mua~mua~~”
suizhejigeqinqinjiasajiaoxialai，xiaogongzhubeifanglexialai，xiaoxixidezaicichaozhouweideneishihegongnvfenfudao：
“nimenbuxutoukana~woyaochangqilaila~”
zheiyicikemeirengantingcongtademinglingle，youqishiqingzhu，napashizhuanguotou，yanjiaodeyuguangyejinjingenzaixiaogongzhudeshenshang。
……
liqinshenweiyimingzishenyuerdai，zaifumuyinweiyicichuhaiershuangshuanghuiguimazuhuaibaohou，yinweidedaolebaoxiangongsidedaebuchang。
zhihouyouyinweicunlichaiqian，guoqilecheditangpingdeshenghuo。
meitiandouzhaizaijialikankanxiaoshuo，dadayouxi，zuoyixiezijixiaidemeishi。
“daxiatiande，laiyiwanbingzhenshuiguoshala，xinshangzhemeilidehaijing，zheicaijiaozuoxiangshou~”
“pa！”yibazhangjiangshizhonghuanraozaishenbianxixuedewenzipaisizaishouwanshangdehongshengchuantongqianshang。
“hei！shufule！rangnixiwoxue！”
shushufufudetangzaiyangtaitangyishang，chuizheshushidekongdiao，huailibaozhexinxianchuludeshuiguo。
liqinmizheyankanxiangyuanchuyiwangwujiyulandedahai，xinzhongshuobuchudeqieyi。
zheiyike，tajiangzuotiangumujieshaodexiangqinshibaierdailaideyuqiquandoupaozhinaohou。
shenmeyaomoguiguai，zhangdechouhaixiangdeneimemei。
diyicijianmianjiuchahukou，haitemebaitiaojianjiangshishi，kaijia80wancaili，fangzixienvfangmingzi，gengyaoqiufumuyiqizhu。
laozihaodaiyeshikanguowushuzhuixuwen，zhongshengwendelaobaiduzhe。
zijuemeishili**dalian，rebuqirebuqi！
“咕咚~~”
jiuzailiqinmeizizidexiangshouzhezuilijinrunxinpidefangxiangtianqi，shenpangturanchuanlaiyishengqingweidexiangdong。
erandezhuantoukanqu，zhijianbuzhiheshi，jialichuxianleyigemengsirendexiaonvwa。
rouhuhudeliandan，wuheiyuanliudeshuangyan，toudinglianggexiaojiujiu。
yishenfenhongseruqun，fuguyoukeai。
cikezhengyaozheyoushoushizhi，yongdaimengqiezhuanzhudeyanshenkanxiangziji……shoulideshuiguoshala。
gangcaideshengxiang，jiushixiaonaiwatunyankoushuizaocheng。
jiuzheimeyihui，koushuiyijingshunzheshouzhi、zuijiao，kaishihualalawangxialiu。
jiandaoliqinwangxiangziji，xiaonaiwayonglideminleminzuichun，yimodadeyilizhuanyishixian，kanxiangta。
“xiaonangjun，nizaiqishenmoa？haobuhaoqia？”
budenghuashuowan，shixianyouchaoshuiguoshalayidongleguoqu。
liqinyilianmengdekanzhezheigehuranchuxiandexiaoyatou，jiangshoulideciwandileguoqu。
“shuiguoshala，niyaochima？”
xiaonaiwalianmangbutingdiantou，ganjinyoutunyanlejikoukoushui。
“ngna，wojiuqiyidiandian~~xiexiexiaonangjun~~”