“昂呜~~”
“wa~~haotiana~~jiexishenmoya？”
“angwu~jiegeyehaohaoqia，tiantianda，jiaoshenmomingjiya？”
“jiegezhuitian，wohaoxifan~xixi！”
benlaishuohaozhichiyidiandian，danshixiaonaiwayidankaidongjiutingbuzhu。
yikoujieyikou，buduandewangzuilisai，xiaoxiaodesaibangbuduandegudong。
tianzizidegezhongshuiguorangtadedaoleqiansuoweiyoudemanzu，yishuangwuheiyuanliudedayanshunjianwanchengleyueya。
kandeliqinzhengkexindouyaohuale，taikeaile！taimengle！
zheishisheijiadeguinv？zheishixiangpianzijishengnverma？
可恶！你成功了！
renbuzhuzaineiroudududelianjiashangnielenie，liqinxiaoyiyingyingdezhizhewanlideshuiguojieshao。
“zheishixigua，zheishimangguo，zheishiputaogan，zheigeshilizhi，zheigeshihamigua……”
meishuoyiyang，xiaoyatoujiudiandiantou，ranhounazhechazichazheshuiguowangzuilisong。
yebuzhidaotazheishizaijiashenjiyi，haishidanchundezhishitanchi。
“xiaoyatou，nijiaoshenmemingzi？nijiazhuzaina？zenmepaodaowojialaile？nijiadarenni？”
xiaosizitingjianliqindewenti，zuilijiaozheshuiguo，taiqinaodaiwaizhetoukanzheta。
neimoyangyinggaishizaisikao。
xiangleyihui，zuilidetianweixiaoshile，ditouzailaiyikou，jixutaitousikao。
“woxixiji，woyebujidaozenmolaide。”
tayebumingbaizheishizenmeyihuishi，mingmingzhishizhuomizang，zijiwangyichujiaoluodejuzipaoqu，jieguojiuchuxianzaizheile。
“nijiaoxiji？”liqinyouxieerandewendao，zheishishamingzi？
“xixiji！”siziyaotou，jiuzhengdao。
“nijiaoxixiji？”liqinzaiciquerendao。
“xiji！jiuxixiji！”xiaogongzhuzaicijiuzheng。
李勤：“……”
goutongyouzhangai，liqintingbudongyingyu。
“xijishibushinidexiaoming？nidamingjiaoshenme？haiyou，nijiazhuna，jialidarenjiaoshenmemingzi？”
wenbuchumingzideliqinzhihaobafangxiangzhuanbianyixia，wenchujiatingdizhiyouhuozhefumumingzi，zhishaonengyougefangxiang。
daihuijiuqupaichusuo，zheimekeaidewawashizongle，fumubudedanxinsi？
“wojiaolimingda，woyebujidaojiazaina，woayejiaoliximing，aniangjiaozhangxunwugou。”
李勤：“？？？”
“nijiaolimingda？nixiaomingshibushisizi？lishiminshiniaye？zhangsunwugoushinianiang？”
zhangqiyuedugezhongxiaoshuodeliqin，duizheijigemingzikeweishishifenlejie。
yezhengyinweizheiyang，tacaigandaochijing。
zheishishenmeniumajuqing？jinyanggongzhulimingdachuanyuele？haishichuandaozijijialaile？
“enna！xiaonangjunniyinxiwoayeaniang？”
siziguaiguaidediantouchengren，bingqieduiyuliqinrenshizijiayeaniangyishigandaoshifengaoxing。
zhiyaorenshi，neidaihuijiunengrangzheigejitachimeishidexiaonangjunsongtahuijia。
“nishijinyanggongzhu？niajieshibushizhanglegongzhulilizhi？”
liqinxintiaodeyoudiankuai，zaicixunwendao。
“ngnangna！wa~xiaonangjunnihaiyinxiwoajie！ajiejiuxililizhi！”
liqindezuijiaochoulechou，wotemenengburenshima？
danfanshigekantangchaoxiaoshuode，dourenshiniajie，en，douyijinijiefuzhangsunchongdaimaoziweirong。
liqinburenweiyanqianzheigexiaonaiwazaipianta，jiuzheimeyigexiaobudian，genbenbukenengyouzheimehaodeyanji。
yemeiyoupiantadebiyao，tushenme？
zuizhuyaodeshi，sizichuxiandefangshi。
zijiajiamenjinbi，xiangyaoqiaowushengxijinlai，wanquanmeiyoukenengzuodao。
zhiyufanchuanghu，hehe，baituo，zheikeshi16louhaijingfang，nifanyigeshishi？
zhidaolesizideshenfen，liqinzhongxinkaishidaliangqiduifang。
zeze，zheikeshihuozhenjiashidemengwagongzhu，zheiyishang，yikanjiushigaodanghuo，zuogongjingxi，jiangjiu。
zheishoushi，zeze，zenmezheimeyanshu？
zhengzaidaliangsizideliqin，shixianhurantingzaixiaoyatoudeshouwanshang。
neilizhengyouyigenhongsheng，bangzheyimeiyingbidaxiaodetongqian。
ditoukankanzijishouwan，zenmezheimexiang？
coujinqiaoleqiao，bushixiang，ershiyimoyiyang！
shunzhehongsheng，liqinkandaolesizishoushangdeshangkou，yekandaolemeiyoucaganjingdexueji。
youkanlekanzijidehongshenghetongqian，shangmianyeyouyixiexueji，haoxiangshizijigangcaipaisineizhiwenzide。
yigedadandexiangfazaizheiyikechuxianzainaohaizhizhong。
yaoshuotahesizizhijiandelianxi，maosijiuzhiyouzheiyidianxiansuo。
neimeduifanghuranchuanyueguolai，kongpajiuhezheihongshengbangtongqiantuobuleganxi。
“xiaonangjun，woqiwanla~”
jiuzailiqinkaishibuduansanfasiwei，xiangzhezijinengbunengtongguoshouwanshangdezheiwanyifanxiangchuanyue，congcizoushangyitiaochuanyuezheqianbeimendejiulushi。
xiaosizideshengyinhuranchuanlai，ditoukanqu。
zhijiansizizhenghuaibaozheyigekongdangdangdewanzhengzhengdakanxiangziji。
zuijiaobianhaicanliuzhesuannaidediandianhenji，jiulianetoushangdouyoudiandianbaise。
zheishibazhenggeliandandoumaijinwanlitianle？
haoxiaodekanzhexiaomengwa，liqinrenbuzhuyounielenieroudududeliandan。
congpangbianchechuyizhangzhijin，weitacashiganjing。
jieguowanhechazifangzaiyipang，wenroudechaosizishuodao：
“sizideshoushoushangle，gegebangnishangyaohaobuhao？”
kanlekanyijingbutaitongdexiaoshou，siziwaizhetouxianglexiang，wendao：“shangyaohuibuhuitonga？”
“youyidiandiantong，buguowoxiangxinsizizuiyongganle，shigeyonggandexiaogongzhu，kendingbupade，duibudui？”
suiranmeiyoudaiguoxiaohai，danzijijiushicongxiaohaizhangdade。
liqinziranmingbaixiaoyatouzaidanxinshenme，suoyiguyijiyijiduifang。
guoran，beizheimeyishuo，siziangqinaodai，shifenkendingdedianlediantou。
“ngna，ngna！xijixizhuizhuiyonggande！”
buguoshuozheshuozhe，yuqiyizhuan，youdao：“danxikuobukuoyishangyaodeshihoubangwocuicui，cuicuijiubutengla~”
liqinqiangrenzhexiaoyidaying：“keyi，woyibianbangnishangyaoyibianbangnichui，kendingjiuganjuebudaotongle。”
“ngna，neixiaonangjunbangwoshangyaoba~”
youlexiaogongzhudediantou，liqincongfangjianlizhaodaodianfuxiaodushui。
jiangsizibaozaihuaili，xiaoxinyiyidewozhetaneishoushangdexiaoshou，qingqingdejiangzhanledianjiudemianqianzaishangkoushangtumo。
“huhu~huhu~shibushizhiyouyidiandianteng？”
yibianchuiyibiantumoyaoshui，liqinchaosiziwendao。
“wuwu~haixihenteng，wuwu~~nipianyin~wuwuwu~~”