bieshuneideliangrenhaowujiaoliu，waimiandehongtanshangjiabinluxurujing。
disangedaodeshiyigenvjiabin。
chemendakai，xianluoxialaideshishuangxigenliangxie，jiezheshiyedidexiangbinsezhangqun。
jiangruoyancongchelizouchulaishi，lianwuhoudeyangguangdouxiangbeitalongjinlequnbai。
tazhaimojingdedongzuodaizheguanyoudejingtougan，hongchunwanqiqiadaohaochudehudu，yanweisaoguojingtoushi，
xiaoyimingmingbaibaiqueyougezhecengyulequandetongtou：“dajiahaoya，woshijiangruoyan。”
【！！！shiyanjie！yinghoujuranlailianzongle？womeikancuoba」】
【zheizhuangtaijuele！shengtubihongtanhainengda，jiejieshawo】
【jiuming，takanjingtouneixiawoxintiaolouleyipai，bukuishinaguozuijianvzhujiaoderen】
【qianmiandenanmeirenhaimeithaw（jiedong），yinghoujiulaile？zheiqichangduijuewoxianyayanjie】
……
jiangruoyangangzoudaoxuanguan，menwaiyouchuanlaidongjing。
luxingchuanzhelianghuangseweiyi，toufayoudianluan，daizheshaonianqidehuangzhang：“baoqianbaoqian，lushangduche——woshiluxing，dajiahao！”
taduizhejingtoubilegewink，erjianqueqiaoqiaohongle。
【xingxing！mamalaikannitanlianaile！】
【hahahahatahaojinzhang，shoudoubuzhidaowangnafang。】
【liuliangxiaosheng+yinghou，zheipeizhishiwonengmianfeikandema？】
【zhiyouwozhuyidaotagangcaitoutoukanlemenkoudejiangruoyanyiyanma？kedaolekedaole】
meiguoshifenzhong，menlingdisancixiangqi。
zheicituimenjinlaideshigechuanqianhuisechenshandenanren，meidalingdai，xiukousuiyiwanzhe。
tazhanzaimenkoudunledun，muguangpingjingdisaoguoketing，shengyinbugaobudi：“woshiyunyanzhou，suren，diyicicanjiazheizhongjiemu。”
【suren？zhangzheiyangjuranshisuren？zheiyanzhinengzhijiechudaoleba】
【tashuohuahaowena，genqianmianlianggemingxingwanquanbutongdeganjue，youdianxiang……yanjiuzhe？」
【qianmiannanmeirenzhongyubushizuigegeburudele！surendouhaoyoujuligan】
【dengdeng，takanmurongmeirendeyanshenhaoxiangyoudianbuyiyang？shiwocuojuema？】
【loushangde，woyefaxianle。】
yunyanzhougangzuoxia，waimianjiuchuanlaiyichuanqingcuidexiaosheng。
suwanhezhazhegaomawei，chuanzhefensediaodaiqunjinlai，shoulihaijuzhebeinaicha：“halouhalou！woshisuwanhe～zhongyujiandaodajiala！”
tayanjingwanchengyueya，shuohuashidaizhedianruannuodebiyin，zhudongzuozaijiangruoyanpangbian。
【hehe！wodetianmei！jiemuzujuranqingdaotale】
【tahaoyuanqia，genzheiwuzidelengqichanggegeburuhahahaha】
【hahahaha，jiangyinghouzhongyubugangale，younvshengpeitale。】+999
【luxingerduoyouhongle！tashibushiduimeinvmeidikanglia！】
【qianmiankeyanjieheluxingdedengdeng，zheiduikanqilaiyehenhaoke！】
diqiweijiabinyejinjiezhedaole。
wenyiningchuanzhemibaisezhenzhikaishan，xiacheshizhenghaoduishangjingtou，talengleyixia，suijiqianqianxiaolexiao：“woshiwenyining，hengaoxingrenshidajia。”
tashuohuashiyusuhenman，xiangjinzaiwenshuilidemianhua，yanshenganjingdexiangyuhoudetiankong。
【shizuojiawenyiningma？xie《wanfengjixin》neige？】
【tiannawochaoaitadeshu！meixiangdaozhenrenzheimewenrou」】
【tagenyunyanzhouzuoyiqile！lianggeanjingguade，fenweimominghexie】
【zheiwuzizhongyuyounengrangrenfangsongdeqichangle。】
wuzilijianjianyouleliaotiansheng。
dibaweijiabinjiangyeturanchuxianzaimenkou。
tachuanheisepijiake，niuzikushangzhanzhediannizi，xiangshigangconghuwaihuilai，jinmenjiuwangbingxianglifanyinliao，biandazhaohu：“jiangye，nimenhao。”
tajuzhepingkelechongzhongrenhuanglehuang，yanshenlidaizhedianmanbujingxindepiqi。
【！！！jiangye！tabushizaipaihuangyeqiushengma？zenmelailianzongle。】
【zheigeshilaicanjiabianxingjidebahahahaha，genzheiwuzihuafengwanquanbufu。】
【tajuranzuozailemurongmeirenpangbian，meikanjianmeirensaoletayiyanma！】
【jiuming，tagangcaixiangdazhaohu，beimurongyunxiuwushilehahahaha~】
murongyunxiuxianzaiqueshibukaixin，tabenyishixiangkanfubaizedaolehouhuibuhuizuotapangbian？
结果泡汤了……
dijiugedaojiabinshiruanqingye。
tachuanheisediaodaiqun，caizhegaogenxiezoujinlaishi，ketinglidetanhuashengmomingxiaolexie。
tameikanrenheren，jingzhizoudaodanrenshafazuoxia，shuangtuijiaodie，taiyanshiyanweidehongzhizaidengguangxiahenxianyan：“ruanqingye。”
zhisangezi，weiyindaizhedianyonglandeleng。
【zheijiemeidelianzhendeshinvwaxuanjiba】
【zheijieqichanghaoqiang！genjiangyinghoushiliangzhongfenggedesa。】
【youdianhaoqizheikujieshizuoshenmede？＋99】
……
【xianzaiwuzichedifenchengsanpaile：lenggua（murongyunxiu+ruanqingye）、
wenhegua（wenyining+yunyanzhou＋shenjinghan）、
renaogua（jiangruoyan+luxing+suwanhe）、
痞挂（江野）】
……
【wocao，loushangdetaitmhuizongjiele，woshuozenmeturanyitiaodanmuzhanlelaozidiannaomanping。】+10086
【zhibuguo……zenmecai9geren？haiyouyigejiabinni？】+9999
【buhuishuadapaiba！】+256
……
zhangdaokanjiandanmuhou，limajifubaizejingjirendadianhua。
liaiyibianjiedianhuabaozhengmashangdaoyibiankanxiangwozaizuoweishangshuijuederen。
唉~
sheirangtatanleyigeyongyuanshuibubaohaiqichuangqidadezuzongni！
murongyunxiuxiangzhehaimeiyoulaideneigeren，xiaolexiao，jiuzhidaokendingshuilanjuele。
haizhenshihexiaoshihouyiyang，xihuanlaichuang。
murongyunxiuhaijide，taxiaoshihousihuhaidiaokanguofubaizeshuibuxingshibushiyoubing。
qidefubaizedangtianjiuquyiyuanjianchale，wanshangbaqidebajianchajieguoshuaizaitamianqian，shuozijizhengchangdebudele。
yizhiguanzhuzhezhibojiandewanqianwangyou……
【aaaa，murongxiaole，taxiaole。】
【好刀我。】
【guoranshimeiren，xiaoqilaigengmeile。】+9999
……
zhibojingtouturanqiedaobieshuxuanguan，danmuhaizaitaolunweishenmemurongyunxiuxiaole？weishenmezuihouyigejiabinhaimeiyoudao？
menwaituranchuanlai“dong”deyishengqingxiang——xiangshiyourenmeishuixing，naodaikezailemenshang。
xiayimiao，menbeiyizhigujiefenmingdeshoutuikai，fubaizedingzheyitouzhayandejinfahuanglejinlai。
eqiansuifaluanzaozaodiqiaozhe，tahaimeiwanquanzhengkaiyan，jiemaobandalazhe。
yandimengzhecenggangshuixingdeshuiqi，xiangzhibeiqiangxingcongwolizhuaichulaidedajinmao，hunshendoutouzhegumeigutoudeyonglan。
tachuanzhejianoversizedebaiseweiyi，lingkousongsongkuakuatazhe，luchuyidiansuogudehudu，
bianzoubiantaishourouyanjing，shengyindaizhemeishuixingdeshaya：“……daole？”
huayingangluo，taxiangshituranxiangqishenme，mengdidingzhujiao，yanjingshunjianzhengdalexie。
shixiansaoguoketingliderenhejingtou，zuijiaoshudigouqigeyoudianzhuaidexiao。
shou**weiyikoudaili，lanyangyangdiwailewaitou：“e，zhiboni。dajiahaoa，fubaize。”
neishunjiandezhuanbiankuaidejingren——qianyimiaohaishimeishuixingdenaiqi，houyimiaoyanweiweiweishangtiao，xiaolijiuduoledianmanbujingxindezhangyang。
pianpianjinfazaidengguangxiashanzhenuanrongrongdeguang，baneifen“**”zhonghedezhishengshaonianqidezixin，shuaiderangrenhuangshen。
【**shibaize？！wodejinmaoshuaige。】
【aaaaa，wozuixihuandegeshou。】
【zheifanchaganjuele！meishuixingdeyangzinaisile，xiaoqilaiyouhaozhuaiahahaha！】
【tatoufashizhendema？haozhayandanmominghenpeita！】
【qianmianmurongyizhidingzheta！！meirenvsjinmao，zheishishenmeshenxianpeizhi，woxiankele。】
【tajuranganzaijingtouqianrouyanjingdahaqian？shizhen·gangshuixingba，yetaizhenshile。】
【woxuanbu，zheijiyanzhitianhuabanyuding！】+9999
fubaizejingzhizoudaoshafabian，wangkongzhedeweizhiyizuo，haishunshiwanghoukaolekao，zhangtuishenzhi，wanquanbujianwaideyangzi。
suishounaqizhuoshangdepingguopaolepao，muguangzaiwuzilizhuanlequan。
saolesuoyouren，jiushibukanmurongyunxiu。