zongyishang，meigejiabinshigekuaiwenkuaida。
很快轮到了我。
“xihuanxiaomaohaishixiaogou？”
“小狗。”
“xihuanqingtianhaishiyinyutian？”
“晴天。”
“zuixihuanzijinabuzuopin？”
“《渡江吻海棠》”
……
yilianjiuge，wodouhuidadeyourenyouyu。
zhuchirenqidoubuchuan，kuaisupaochuzuihouyigewenti。
“younanpengyouma？shishei？”
yibuxiaoxinzuitaijidong，wotuokouerchu，“youyi……xie！”
zhuchirendashengjidongzhongfu，xianxiepoyin，“youyixie！？”
woyangzhuangdandingdiandiantou，“e……dui，youyixie，niwennage？”
xindihoupafufei，haihaohaihao，jielingjiyidong，yuanhuilaile。
zongyizhibodedanmushuliangdunshibaozhang。
【wantang：nanren，doushijiedeguoke！】
【wantang：bashanchushuiqiliangdi，shuaiqinanrendouguime！】
【jiejiejiejiejiejiejie，fenwoyige！wobutanxin，zhiyaoyige！】
【jidongdexin，zhandoudeshou，danshenderenzaikou666！】
【anzhaowoguozuixinnannvbili，meigenvshengyinggaiyousigenanpengyou，wobuyao，suoyitangtangnizhishaoyoubage。】
【ququbagenhahahahahahaha！】
【zhenshishenkengliwaerzi——juejuezi（juejuezi）！】
……
zhuchirenshenqinghuanghu，huanlehaoyihuier，zhongyuxiangqilaihaizaizongyizhibozhong。
tadunledunshuo，“keyidoushuoyixiama？”
wohuanhuanyixiao，xiayimiaowuqingjujue，“bukeyi，zheiyijingshuyudishiyigewentile，wokeyibuda。”