lishiminbeichuyundehuajidouxiaole。
talishiminrujinyijingshidatangtianzi，ruhehainengzaiwangshangpa，zaipajiushitaishanghuangle。
peipeipei，dangshenmetaishanghuang，zheiyidiandoubujili。
lishiminxinlianxiaoyisheng，keshimianshangquezhuangzuohenganxingqudeyangzi。
“nizheikouqidaoshibuxiao，niyiweinishishei，shifoushengqiannanbuchenghaishiniyijuhuadeshiqing？”lishiminjifengdeshuodao。
chuyundandandepengqichabeixialeyikou：“daiguogonglijingmiedongtujuehou，beifangdexueyantuobuzhujianqiangda，bingqieyudatangjingchangfashengmoca，jushuochaotingdezhanmasunhaoyanzhong，zhanmayizhidoushizhongyaodezhanlvewuzi，ruguowoyoubanfakeyishizhanmadesunhaojianshaosanchengyishang，zheigegonglaoshifouzuyiranglishunigengjinyibu，shenzhifengjueni？”
lishiminwozhechabeideshouqingqingdedouleyixia。
congtangchudaoxianzai，zhanmayizhidoushidatangtoutengdewenti，youqishigencaoyuanbuluozuozhandeshihou，jingchangyinweizhanmaduanqueercuoshizhanji，ruoshichuyunzhendeyoubanfajianshaozhanmadesunhao，neiduiyudatanglaishuozheigegonglaoshizaishitaidale。
lishiminbudongshengsedetailetaiyanmou。
“e？nizhenyoubanfajianshaozhanmadesunhao？”
chuyunzhidaozijizuibayishuohennanlinglishiminxiangxin，suoyimingdianxiaoersongshanglaiwenfangsibao，ranhouhualejifutuhua。
“ciwumingweimatitie（tangchaoyoumeiyoumatitieyizhidouyouzhengyi，benshujiumorenshimeiyoude），zhixuyaodingzaimatishang，biannengbaohumatibuzaizhanchangshangshoushang，bingqienengyanhuanqimosun。”
lishiminsisidedingzhechuyunsuohuazhiwu，neixinzhongjingtaohailang。
“jiuzheimegexiaodongxi，zhendekeyijianshaozhanmadesunhao？”lishiminyouxiebuganxiangxin。
“lishu，renchuanxiezikeyibaohuwomendejiaozhang，neiweishenmemachuanlexiezibunengbaohutadematini？”chuyunxiaomimideshuodao。
lishiminjidongdeyipaidatui：“duia，rucijiandandedaoli，weihezhijinzhiyounixiangdaoni！”
yixiangdaocongcidatangdezhanmakeyijianshaohenduosunhao，lishiminjiuyongqilexiongxinzhuangzhi。
kandaolishiminxiangxinle，chuyunjilelilizhiyigeanxindeyanshen。
“lishu，ruhe？nibaciwuxianjitianzi，zugounishengguanjinjueleba。”
lishiminshenshendekanlechuyunyiyan，zheidongxiduidatangdezuoyongtaidale，zugourenherenfengjuele。
“zheiyangzhongyaodedongxinijiuzheimejiwole，ruguoshinixianjichaoting，zugoujiniyigejueweile，nikezhidaojueweidaibiaozheshenme。”
chuyunyaoyaotou：“wozhibuzaichaotang，dangguanyoushenmehaode，kuangqieciwuyuwoeryan，yuanburuyatouzhongyao。”
yatou？tingzhechuyunduililizhiqinmidechenghu，lishimindemeitouweiweicuqi。
eryipangdelilizhitingdaochuyunrucizhibaidehua，yishuangmeimouyijingyinyinfanqiwuqile。
“ciwudequekeyishiwozaichaozhonggengjinyibu，danshiwonverlianyindenaishiguanlongjituanzhonghenyouyingxianglideyizu，youletamendezhichi，wozaichaozhongdediweijianghuigengjiadewengu。”lishiminkanchulaichuyunsihufeichangdeyouxinxinshuofuziji，suoyitahenhaoqichuyunshibushihaizangzheshenmehaodongxi。
chuyunminleminzui，youxiebuyuedeshuodao：“lishu，zuorenkebunengtandewuyana。”
“wozhinengshuo，nijidedongxihaibuzugouwogaibianzhuyi。”lishiminchaozhelilizhikanleguoqu，sheizhicishidelilizhiduzhezuidengletayiyanjiuzhijieniuguotouqule。
真是女大不中留啊。
chuyundeshouzhiqingqingdezaizhuoshangqiaoleqiao，zheishitazhangjiuyilaikaolvwentidexiguan。
tabushinabuchuhaodongxi，danshiyouxiedongxijichaotingzhidaolehuibijiaomafan。
kaolvlehenjiu，chuyunturantaiqitouduizhelishiminshuodao：“lishu，woyouyigefangfa，keyirangnigennidejiazuzaidatangdiweiyonggu，zhishaosandaiwuyou，rucizheiban，kefouhuanyatouyigeziyou？”
lishiminbeichuyunkuazhangdehuajihedaole，zheishishenmeyangdegonglaocainengrangchuyunshuochurucikuangwangdehua。
“niqieshuoshuokan，ruoshizhendekeyizuodao，wokeyikaolvkaolv。”
chuyunkanlelilizhiyiyan，suihouxiaoshengdeduizhelishiminshuodao：“wotingyatoushuo，nimenjiagenzhangsunjiadeguanxibucuo，neinigenzhangsunhuanghoukerenshi？”
lishiminxinzhonganxiao，zijideqizizenmekenengburenshi。
“womenjiayuzhangsunjiadequeqinjin，woyuzhangsunhuanghoumeziranyeshirenshide。”lishimindandandeshuodao。
chuyunsihushizuochuleshenmehendadejuedingyiyang，shenxiyikouqishuodao：“juwosuozhizhangsunhuanghouyizhidouhuanyouqiji，youqishijinnianshengxialejinyanggongzhuzhihou，sihushentiyizhidoubuhaoduiba。”
lishimintingdaozheihuaxiayishideluchuleshangxin，tayuzhangsunhuanghoudeganqingwuyongzhiyi，danshizhangsunhuanghouzheixienianyinweiguoducaolao，shentiyizhishihaoshihuai，bujiuqianweitashengxialedisangenverzhihou，biandabingleyichang。
“nishuodemeicuo，zhangsunhuanghoudeshentibuhao，gonglideyuyiyezhishuoshibunengguoducaolao，wufagenzhi。”
lilizhiduiyuzijideaniangziranyeshishifendeguanxin，tingdaochuyunshuoqianiangdebingqing，talimajiaojidewendao：“chuyun，nishibushiyoubanfazhihaozhangsunhuanghoudebing。”
“qijixiangyaozhiliaodehuabushineimerongyide，kuangqiejiusuanwoyoubanfa，woyemeiyouzigetitazhibinga。”
lishimingenlilizhitongshijidongdelazhulechuyundeshou：“niruoshiyoubanfazhiliaozhangsunhuanghoudebing，nixiangyaoshenmewodoukeyidayingni。”
chuyunhuyidewendao：“nigenzhangsunhuanghoudeguanxizheimehaoma？”
lishiminshanxiaoyisheng：“keke，yinweiwoqiziyeyouqiji，suoyitingdaonishuoyoubanfajiushitaile。”
“yuanlairuci，xiangyaozhiliaoqiji，decongduogefangmianxiashou，shouxianshiyaobu，woxieyizhangfangzijini，danshiguangchiyaoyebuxing，haiyaobaochilianghaodexinqing，zuihaoshizhaoyichushanqingshuixiudedifanghaohaodejingyangyiduanshijian，bingqieshengyuduiyushenzidesunhaijida，ruzhangsunhuanghouzheizhongzhuangkuangjiubushihejixushengyule，yaoburankongpahuobulejinianle。”
“放肆！”
“大胆！”
tingdaochuyunzhiyanbuhuideshuozhangsunhuanghoukenenghuobulejinian，lishimingenlijunxiantongshidanu。
“nihaodadedanzi，jingganzuzhouhuanghouniangniang！nikezhizui！”lijunxianyongshouzhizhechuyunfennudeshuodao。
zhangsunhuanghoudairenjihao，lijunxianzaigongzhongdangzhideshihouyeshishouguozhangsunhuanghouhenduodeenhuide，zirantingbudebierenshuozheiyangdehua。