likelaile，zhanuanhaihandechuchun，yifushushengdaban，yimeipiaopiao，gushenyiren。
rangrenbujinshengchuyigufengxiaoxiaoxiyishuihan，zhuangshiyiquxibufuhaizhigan。
yuqishihuihongdeguozijianxiangbi，gudandeshenyingxiandehenshixiaosuo，zhiqianjuedelikezhangshiqirenderenmenbujinmianlucanse。
guozijianlihaia，batangtanghuangzibichengzheiyang，qianlaitiaozhanshenzhilianhuweidoubugandai，zheishiyaonitianme?
tongqingruozheshirenmendetianxing，renmenzongshiyuanyixiangxintamenzijixiangxindedongxi。
zailikekeyiyingzaochulaidefenweizhong，daduoshurenxiayishijiangtanaobuchengbeiqilingderuozhe，zaiganqingshangzhandaoletazheiyifang。
erneixiezhidaoshiqingyuanwei，qianlaicourenaowankumenzebaochengyituan，huxiangjimeinongyanqiaoqiaodigu。
“ai，guaibudelisanlangburangzanmenpeizhe，feiyaogushenqianlai，xianzaizheiqingkuangguozijianpashiyaozuolale，konglaotouergujikuaiyaoqifengleba。”
“neiyeshihuogai，zhangzheduguojitianshu，jintianpengjizheige，mingtianpengjineige，zheiyejiushiwodatangcongbuyinyanzuiren，fouzeguozijianzhishaodesiyidaban。”
“sheishuobushi，zheibangjiahuozhenshibeibixiajiguanhuaile，zheicijingranganpengjiyangfeideshenfen，rangbixiajiangyangfeibianchuhuanggong，liyoushiyangfeinaiqiansuiyangguangzhinv，zheishiyaoduanlixiaosandegena，woyaoshilixiaosannadaozitongrendeshiqingdounenggandechulai。”
“sha?haiyouzheiduanni?woshuozheiduanshijianlixiaosanzenmegenfenggousidedaisheiyaoshei，yuanlaigenzizaizheierni。”
wankumenchiguachiderehuochaotian，guozijiandamennei，kongyingdayiqunrenzeshimantouheixian。
qiansuanwansuanmeisuandaolikehuizhishenqianlai，zhiqianguozijianyingzaochulaidebeipohaixingxiangyixiazibianchengleqizhudeenu。
lihaia!keyishuoshifanshouweiyunfushouweiyuyebuweiguo。
zhishi，guozijianjianshengnaitianzimensheng，shangshuzoushibenjiuzaiqinglizhizhong，buxiaoxinbojidaoyangfei，neiyezhishixiaoxiaodeyiwai。
renjiahuangdiheyangfeibenrendoumeishuoshenme，niyigehuangzitiaochulaisuanzenmehuishi。
shide，guozijianshangxiacongburenweitamenzuocuole，shenweitianzimensheng，tamenyouzoushidequanli，bieshuolikedemuqinyangfei，jiusuanshihuangdizuocuoleshi，gaidanheyezhaoyangdanhe。
liketiaozhanguozijianjiushiyizhongmaofan，rucifengqijuebukezhang，bixudayaxiaqu，fouzemeicidanhedouyourenlaizhaoshi，guozijiandemianzihaiyaobuyao。
“jijiu，bunengzaidengle，fouzeruoshisanhuangzijinmen，zhipazanmenhuihenbeidong。”guozijianjisakongyingdashenbian，youguanyuanxiaoshengtixingdao。
“ng，jiransanhuangziyijinglaile，womenbianchuquba。”
kongyingdatongyangjuedelikeyouxieguofen，guozijianjianshengdanheyangfeiniangniangguranyoucuo，keshenweihuangzi，tiaozhanguozijianyebunengchengzhiweidui。
haoxikaishile，dangliangfangzhujianzoujindeshihou，zhouweidechiguaqunzhongweizhiyijing，suoyourendezhuyiliquanbujizhongdaolelikeyukongyingdadeshenshang。
“laochenguozijianjijiukongyingda，jianguosanhuangzi。”
kongyingdayeshilaoguanchangle，kaikoudiyijutaigaolelikedeshenfenyejiangguozijianbaidaoleruoshideweizhi。
likeweiweiyixiao，sihaobuyiweiyi，zaijueduishilimianqian，yiqieyinmouguijidoushizhilaohu。
“kongjijiububiduoli，benwangjinriqianlaidemudexiangbiniyezhidao，xiwangguozijiandezhuweiyijingzuohaolechongfendezhunbei。”
“hahaha，sanhuangzinenggouqinzikaoxiaoguozijianjiansheng，shinaiguozijianqiuzhibudedexingshi。zhishi……”kongyingdadunledun，niutoukanleyiyanguozijiandedamen，huafengyizhuan：“zhishiguozijianzichengliyilai，menkouyizhiqueleyifuyinglian，dianxianandelaiyici，burucixiayifumobaoruhe?!”
“yu~”zhouweidunshixushengyipian。
renqunzhongshenzhiyourenzaihan：“konglaotou，wanbuqijiubiewanma，yidaqixiaosuanzenmehuishi。”
kongyingdamianbugaise，sihuzhouweideyiqiedouyutawuguan。
guozijianqingzhuletayishengdexinxue，shidatangweilaidegenji，burongqingru，weilezheigemubiao，bieshuolikezhishisanhuangzi，jiusuanshitaizilaile，yebixuanzhaozijideguijulai。
likeyuanbenbingweizhuyidaoguozijiandedamen，rujinkankan，guorandamenkoukongkongruye：“keyia，jirankongjijiubuxianbenwangxueshiqianbo，benwangjiumianweiqinandeshishiba。”
“dianxiabudayingyemeiguanxi，bijing……shenme?nidayingle?”likedayingdetaikuai，yizhiyukongyingdahaizaishunzhezijidesiluwangxiashuo，jieguoshuoleyibancaiyishidaofashengleshenme，zaixiangbaqianmiandehuashouhuilai，yijingwanle。
likexiangshibingweifaxiankongyingdadeyubing，yijiuyuqipingjing：“yinglianeryi，suishixiaodao，danbenwangxianxiashidaoyeyanjiuguojitian。”
yanjiuguojitian?kongyingdashenhoudeguozijianzhongrenfenfenpiezui。
genzaikongyingdashenhoudeguanyuangengshilengxiaobuting：“sanhuangzi，yinglianzaidatangdequesuanshixiaodao，dengbudedayazhitang。keneiyebushiyanjiujitianjiunengxiehaode，fouzeguozijianmenqianyebuzhiyudaoxianzailianfuyingliandoumeiyou。”
likesihaobuweisuodong，tazhidaokongyingdashenhoudepangzishuodemeicuo。
guozijiandatangdezuigaoxuefu，bushisuibianguashangyifuyinglianjiuxingde，nengguazaizheilide，bujinxuyaoduizhanggongzheng，haibixugenzuoxuewenyouguan，guanjianhaiyaoyouquanxuedeyisi。
fouzedatangzheimeduoxuewenren，hezhiyurangguozijiandemenqianyizhikongzhe，xianranshiyiliannanqiu。
zhishixiaoyehuizaihuzheixieme?
“xingbuxingshishibujiuzhidaole，fanzhengdiurenyeshidiubenwangderenma。”
likemiandaiweixiao，fushouerli，muguangsaoguoguozijianzhongren：“qishishuodaodiuren，benwanghaishitingxianmunimenzheixiedushurende，weilejinqianhemeinvyehao，weileshiyeyuaiqingyeba，zhishaorenshengzonghaiyougemubiao。
buxiangbenwang，shengxialairenshengjiudadaoledianfeng，meitianchuleyirisancanzheiliangjianshi，liandianzhuiqiudoumeiyou，diurena。“
孔颖达：“……”
胖官员：“……”
guozijianzhongren：“……”
zheigebirangnizhuangde，zhenshirangrencubujifang，guanjianshi，haimeibanfaqufanbo，zheihuohaoxiangzhenmeishazhuiqiule。
guozijianzhongrenbuzhiruhejiehua，xiamianchiguaqunzhongquebuguanzheixie，yourendazhesangmenwendao：“sandianxia，ninshuocuole，yirisancanshiyijianshi。”
liketoudoumeihui：“liangjian!xiangbutongjiuzijihuiquzhuomo。”
zhongchiguaqunzhong：“……”
haizhuomogepi，nizheichekaide，lunzidouniandaolaozimenlianshangle。