第1章 冲鸭当官儿了

datangzhenguansinian,eguogongfunei。

“die,wobugan,wobuyaoquzuojianchayushi!”

yigekanshangquzhiyouqibasuinianjidexiaopihaizaidishanglaihuidagunshualaipi。

eguogongweichigonglaoniandezi,keweishiputiantongqing,gengrangtaxiqideshi,tadeerziweichihuan,xiaoxiaonianjishentongzhimingjiuzhenjinglezhenggezhangancheng。

“dieya,wocaibasuia,nirenxinwoyigerenzaizheichaotangzuoguanma?”

naixiongnaixiongdeweichihuandengzhedayan,chaozhezijiaqindiewulitucao。

nianshiyigaodeweichigong,kanzhezijideerziyeshimanyanxinteng,zijierzidetianziconghui,zheishiguanjiadouzhidaodeshiqing,danshizaikankanzijideshenzi,zhipayixianzaideqingkuang,zhendehubuletajinianle。

“haier,nixiongzhangyeshizaichaotingshangbangguanjiachulishiwu,niquguanjiaziranbuhuiweinanni。”

weichihuanyitingzijilaodiezheiyangshuo,bianzhidaopashizheiciyingzhetoupiyedeshangle,zhishiyixiangqichuanshuozhongdeneigeweizheng,weiduidui,zijilaodieyoushijingchanghetachaojia,ai,zhipazheiyilushangbuhaoguoge。

“haier,nizijihaohaozhunbeizhunbeiba,woqingrenlaijiaonirugongsuoxudeyixieliyi,guojitianbianyourenlaidainirugongbaijianguanjiale。

“daoshihoukebiejiweifuhaiyounijigexiongzhangdiuliana。”

weichigongqianjiaogangzou,weichihuanbiantanduozaizijideyizishang。

这该死的命啊。

shentong,shentongyouzenyang,xianzaidezijikanshangqubuguoshigebasuidexiaopihaier,jianchayushizheiyangdeguan,zheishisuibiannengdangdema?

jiusuanguanjiatongyile,neiqunlaowangumennengqingyifangguozijima?genghekuangneigeren,zijiyaoshiluodaotashouli,haibuzhidaohuizenmesini?

“dangguanyoushenmehaowande,haiburutingtingxiaoqu,zhaoyixie“cainv”chuichuiniupi。”

“shifuhaishihuo,shihuoduobuguoya!”

weichigonghuidaozijidefangjianhou,dafurenbianlimayingleshanglai,weichigongkanjiandafurenyihoubianzaiyerenbuzhukaishikesouqilai。

“laoye,haierzenmeshuo?tongyilemeiyou?”dafurenjiqiediwen。

weichigongdianlediantou,zhangtanleyikouqi:

“ai,yeshikulewodehaierle,suiranhuanerbeichengweishentongsulaicongming,dantazhongjiuyeshigehaiziya,chaotingzhishangdeneiqunren,yigegehenbudechirenjinguyinrenxuerou,ruobushiyinweiwozheixienianshentiqueshibuxing,ertagegeyouchangnianzaiwai,rujindechaotang,woweichijiabukewuren,yaoburanwozenhuirenderanghuanerzijiyigerenmianduizheiruciyinxiandechaotangya!”

神童尉迟环?

zheishishangnaerneimeduoshentong?buguoyeshiyigechuanyueerlaidekelianrenbale。

biyeyuwujingxueyuandeshixin,yicichujingrenwuzhongfashengyiwai,dengzaicixinglai,kanjiandebushibaidagua,yebushiciyandedengguang,ershiyigexiaodetebiekaixindezhongniannanren。

niutouyikan,zhouweidoushiyiqunburenshideren,gangxiangzhangkou,quefaxianzijibuhuishuohuale,zhinengfachuyiyadedanyinjie。

erqiehaiyourenzaibutingdenieta,zheiyiqiejishixinganmengle,niedetenglerenbulelejiaoleyisheng,neiqunren

gengxingfenle,zheixiajishixinqidezhijieniutoubulitamenle。

shixinyonglejitiancaigaomingbaizijiyuanlaishichuanyuedaoleyigepingxingshidaidedatang,haichengleyigexiaoyinger。neigedangchuxiaodetebiekaixindenanrenjiushizijidefuqin,datangdekaiguoyuanxunzhiyiweichigong,erzijijiushitadexiaoerziweichihuan。

cishideweichihuanyijingbasuile,zhengtangzaichuangshangzhuakuangna,naohailixiangqiyigejixiedeshengyin。

“gongxisuzhujuexingzuiqianggangjingmoshi,qingsuzhuanrenwudeyaoqiulaifazhan,butongderenwufazhanjieduansuzhuhuiyoubutongdejiangli。”

“xianzaikaishifafangrenwu:chengweidatangnianlingzuixiaodeguanyuan,qingsuzhuzuohaozhunbei,renwuchenggongjianglimangheyige。”

系统觉醒?

chuanyueneimejiu,zheidongxizhongyulundaolaozile?

danshigonglineijigelaogudongkebushichisude,nengrangzijishunlidangguanme?

“suanle,zenmeshuozijiyeshicongxiandaichuanyueguolaidetejinga?nandaohaipajigejibainianqiandelaogudongma?bujiushizuogangjingma?bujiushitiaocima?laijiulai,sheipasheiya?”

三日后:

congzaoshangqichuangchifan,yizhidaorugongqianshangmache,weichihuanyizhitingzheneigelaotouzaizijierbiantaotao,doukuaifansile,tazhendehuaiyizijiqindieshishangtianpailaizhemozijide!

datangshiqidezaochaoshizaichenshi,yejiushiqidian,pingshizheishihoushizanmenshixintongxueqichuangchizaofandeshihou,erxianzai,ai……

dangdachenmensanliangchengqundewangdadianzoushi,zhiyouweichihuanyigerenchuanzhebingbushitaiheshendechaofu,haqianliantian,rouzheduzi,yibuliangbumoguidebufa。

queshineigeyifuduitalaishuoshizaitaidale,mingmingshizuixiaodeyifu,zaitashenshangchuanzhe,xiangjiletuodideshuipao,zheirangbenlaijiubushitaijingshendeweichihuan,kanshangqugengjiabujingshen。

zuizhuyaodeshizairucizhuangzhongdechanghe,yigebasuidehaizichuanzhedarendeguanfu,zhendeshihuajiyougaoxiao,zheihuamiantaimeibuganxiangxiang。

gengkeliandeshiyougexiaotaijiankanjiantazheiyangyigemeirenzhuxiaolechulai,dajiadouziranerrandebamuguangyidaoweichihuanshenshang,basuidexiaohaishangchao,zheishidatangkaiguoyilaimeiyouguodeqiguan。

“laodieyetaibukaopuleba?zenmejiwozhengzheimedadeyifu?zheiwanyierjiwodangshuipaodouxianda,shenmeguia,zhenshi?”

mamade,zhenshihengangani!