第二章成功甩锅
gangcaineihua，shiyige5suidehaizishuochulaidema？
jiuxiangtaheqinqiongzheiyangdelaochen，yecaibutoudangjinshengshangdexinsi。
tayige5suidexiaopihaieryiyuzhongdi。
chengyaojinyibalaguolaichengchuliang，bukezhixindao。
“lianger，nigangcaishuoshenme？”
chengchuliangganjinwuzhulezuiba。
conghoushichuanyueerlai，youshilishixidegaocaisheng，fabiaoyixiakanfa，taixisongpingchangle。
hekuangtadebiyelunwenjiushi《congxuanwumenzhibiankantangtaizongdemoulve》，qianqianhouhouyechalebushaoziliao，duizheigewentiyanjiuposhen。tuokouerchuyejiubuqiguai。
kechengyaojinheqinqiongnalihuixiangxin？
“lianger，moyaosahuang。zheixiehua，shibushipangrenjiaonide？”
yigewusuidehaizinengshuochuzheizhonghualai，zheshirangtabuxin。
chengchuliangkusangzhelian。bushuobushi，duoshuoleyouzaodaohuaiyi。
tacuojiucuozaichuanyuedaoyigewusuidexionghaizishenshang。
zheiyaozhenshizaiduoshangsiwusui，shuochuneiyangdehualai，zhihuishibeichengyaojinfengweishenmingba。
xuanwumenzhibian，yeshihuangjiagaodujimideshiqing，yezhiyouyixieshaoshurencaizhidao。
chengchuliangcaizhiyouwusui，bujinduicishileruzhizhang，hainengfabiaorucigaoshendelejie，zenmeburangrenhuaiyi？
程处亮百口莫辩。
chuanyuezheizhongshi，benlaijiuxuanhu，haishibiehezhetamenle。
“diedie，haierjiushisuikouxiashuo。diedie，lai，haierjinimenzhenjiu。”
chengchulianggoutuiziyiban，naqijiuhu，jiujitamenmanshangle。
chengyaojinzuibazhangdilaoda，rengranhuiweizhegangcaidehua。
“buduia，lianger，nizheihuahenshilaocheng，buxiangshiyigewusuidewawanengxiashuochulaide。yaobu，nizaixiashuoyigejiwotingting。”
bengshuoshichengyaojinqiguai，jiushirenheyigerendouqiguai。
“这......”
程处亮两边为难。
“diedie，haiershishunzhenimenfangcaidehuashuochulaide。diediehebobojiyouneiyangdedanxin，haiershuochuneiyangdehua，yezaiqinglizhizhonga。”
程处亮牙疼。
biedechuanyuezhezhuangbi，bierenhuidashenghanniu，henbudefengkuangweiqidacall。
lundaozijizhuangbi，queyinlaihuaiyi，shuobudinghaihuibeiqiepianyanjiu。
chengyaojinzhenleyikoujiu，zaixinliyoujiangcishixiangleyibian，sihuxiangtongle。
“yeshi，xiangnizheiyangdehuangkouxiaoerdounengwuyijianzhixiaocishi，qitarengengshikenengzhidao，renchuanren，sudujingren。bixiakezhendeyaomangyuduzhuyouyouzhikou，dequebuhuixiangdaoduifuwomendefangfale。”
“buguo，tahuangdilaoerduifuzan，diedieyebupa。”
tahuangrandawudao，jiezheyixiajiulaguolechengchuliang，pajiyishengqinzaitadelianshang。
“haha，zhenbukuishiwolaochengdezhong。”
yipangdeqinqiong，jingyadishangxiadaliangzhechengchuliang。
“liangerconghetingshuoneijianshi？beihouyiluncishi，neikeshishatoudedazuiming。”
qinqiongyijuhuazhenzhulechengchuliang。
daoshiwangjile，zheishifengjianwangchao，nalixiangshihoushineimeyanlunziyou？
dangji，chengchuliangwadiyishengjiukulechulai。
“boboyuanwanglezhier。zhiercaiwusui，nalidongdezheige？zhieryeshitingzhangsunchongsuoshuo。”
chengchulianglingjiyidong，zhijiecheshanglezhangsunchong。
这锅，咱不背。
两个人恍然大悟。
“zhangsundarenshidangjinhuangdidejiefu，youquanchengcanyuleneijiandashi。zaijiazhongyilun，buxiaoxinbeizhangsunchongtingdao，yeshiyoude。”
“liangera，neizhangsunchonghushuo。nikebuyaogenzhexiachuan。”
程咬金正色道。
chengchuliangyangzhexiaonaodai，bujiediwendao。
“hushuo？kehaiergangcaihaitingdiedieheboboyiluncishi，nandaoyeshihushuo？”
chengchuliangzheiyizhao，xiangdangyumalelianggedaren。
程咬金老脸一红。
“women......”
“zheihaizi......”
chengchuliangyadileshengyindao。
“fangxinba，haierbuhuiluanshuo。”
lianggerenzheicaiconggangazhonghuanjiechulai。
qinqiongbaozhechengchuliang，neishikanleyoukan，huanxidehen。zheiqianhousiweizhuanzhe，nalixiangshiyigewusuidewawa？
tarouzhechengchuliangdexiaonaodai，yishouqueduanlejiubei，shendaochengchuliangdegenqian。
chengchuliangcoudaogenqian，wenzheneihenchongdeweidao，zhizhoumeitou。
datangdejiu，yuanmeiyouhoushidejiuxiangtianganlie，ershitouzheyiguzicucaozuogongdechongjinger。
qinqiongsihuxiangqileshenme，hahadaxiaoqilai。
“liangercaiwusui，zheibeijiubobodaitinihele。boboyegaoxing，gaoxingdehenni。”
chengyaojinheqinqiongzhenghejiuhedezhenghan，yijingyoulejifenzuiyi。
zaijiashanggangcaichengchuliangneiyifanhua，dequerangtamenxinqingshuchanglebushao。
程处亮见机行事。
“kandiedierucigaoxing，nijiufanghaierchuquwanhuierba，zaijialidoukuaibiesile。”
chengchuliangshuodezheishishihua。zheigedatang，meiyoushouji，meiyoudiannao，guangshibiezaiwuzili，zaowanhuibiechubingde。
shuoqilaitachuanyuedaocisantian，yizhibeisuozaifangjianli，haiconglaiweijianshiguozhanganchengdefanhua。
chengyaojinxinqinggaoxing，dashouyihui。
“quba，quba，nixiaozijiushigehouzaizi，zaijialiyeguanbuzhu。”
liangrenshuowanhahadaxiaoqilai。
lengbufang，peicuicuichonglejinlai，queshibanfenmianziyebujichengyaojin。
“laoye，niyetaiguanzheliangerle。”
“nibiewangjile，liangersantianqianhaidalezhangsunchong。yinweicishi，zanmencaibazheigehunxiaozijiguanleqilai。xianzaihaibuzhidaorenjiazhangsunchongshishaqingkuang，nibazheigehunxiaozifangchuqu，tayougaichuanghuole。”
chengyaojindeyidihahadaxiaoqilai。
“furenbudong，xiaohaizijiuyaowanpiyixie。nikananniangqinsanyangan，anxianzaibuyeshichengweileguogongma？”
“shuoqilailiangerhenlihai。”
neizhangsunchong，zuzubichengchuliangdalewusui，chengyaojinshizaixiangbutong，zheijiahuozenmehuidalezhangsunchong。
程处亮委屈地说道。
“haibushiweilediedie。burandehuajiusuanjierzishigedanzi，yebugandaneizhangsunchong。”
sangedarendaoshilengzhule。
“nizheihaizi，zheishijiaobianba。nimenxiaohaizidajiazayoucheshangdiediele？”
程处亮脱口而出。
“zhangsunchongshuodiedieshisuotouwugui，diedieshuozhangsunchonggaibugaida？”
zheiyijuhuabachengyaojinshuodehuomaosanzhang。
“zheikendingshizhangsunlaotoujiaosuode，wuyuanwugudi，yigehaiziweihehuizheiyangmaanlaocheng。anlaochengjiukanneigelaohulibushunyan。”
“haha，haoxiaozi。dadidui，dadidui。”
秦琼也接过来话茬。
“zhangsunchongrucimaxiandi，rucilaishuo，liangerdaoshidadedui。”
chengyaojinxinli，neishiwubitongkuai。
这儿子养地真是值。
zhuanlianeryikan，chengchuliangquezaidishangtangzhele，liangshouliangtuiluandaoteng，wawadakuqilai。
“wobuguan，wobuguan。diedieniangqinyuanwanglehaier，haieryaoxianzaijiuchuquwaner。”
weilenenggouchuquguangguangfanhuadezhangancheng，taliansapomaimengdegongfudouxuehuile。
三个大人都愣住了。
裴翠翠一脸无奈。
bierenjiadoushiyanfucimu，daolezijijiajiudiaozhuangele。
“lianger，niangqinwenni，neizhangsunchongweiheshuonidiedieshisuotouwugui？”
chengyaojinyeshenguolainaodai。
“就是，为啥呀？”
chengchuliangxilexibizishuodao，
“zhangsunchongshuodiediezaixuanwumenzhibianzhong，buganchongfengxianzhen，zaijiazhongbuganchulai，kebushidanglesuotouwuguima？”
yijuhua，jiangchengyaojinquanshendehuojiliaoleqilai。