“wenjunnengyoujiduochou，qiasiyijiangchunshuixiangdongliu?”
lishiminyikaishitingdeshihou，haimeishenmeganjue，danyuepinwei，jiuyuejuedeyouyisi。
“haojua……zhenmeixiangdao，yangjiedewencaihaizheimegao?haishishuo，zheishitacongbiededifangtinglaide?”
lishiminananxiangdao，danruoshiqitadifangtinglaide，weihetalishiminjiumeitingguo?
nengxiechuzheibanhaojuderen，buhuibeimaimei，erlishiminyeburenweicaishijisuideliyou，nengbitagengjianduoshiguang，meiliyouliyouzhidaotabuzhidao。
“shuodehao，zheichouxuzhiduo，queshijiuxiangshiyijiangchunshuiyiyang，mianzhangwubi。”
lishiminyetanqiyisheng，beizheijushigouqilewanqianchouxu。
biekanxianzairenrenzantantazhiliguojiaqingming，baixingguotaiminan，danshijishangzhiyouzailishiminzheigeweizhishangcaizhidao，huangdibingbuhaozuo。
birushuojintiandeqiandewenti，baixingguohaoledaibiaochaotingshuishoubuzhong，yincichaotingguokugenbenmeiyouduoshaoyuqian，pianpiansanshengliubudaochudouyaoyongqian，zhenshibalishiminjiqiongsile。
zheishiliyouyeyoudianhaoqile：“gankaihaizhenshenma……dashuniyouyoushenmefachoudeshiqing?”
liyouyiwenhua，lishiminhechengyaojindoumianmianxiangkui。shoufawangzhi//m.vipkanshu.com
大叔?
chengyaojinrenzhuxiao，xiaoshengdao：“bixia，kanlaitameiyourenchunina。”
lishiminyeyoudianeran，suihouxinzhongjingranshaoweiyouxiesuanchu。
“zhenshibushitaiguoshuhuyangjiezheihaizile?mingmingshifuzi，kejingranyijingshengshudaotingshengyingenbenrenbuchuzhenle……”
xiangdaozheili，lishiminkanliyoudeyanshen，yedaizhe
一丝怜爱。
buguotiandiliangxin，liyoutingbuchushiyinweitazhendeduilishimindeshengyinmeishenmeshuxigan。
“ai，zhen……woaichouzhishi，hezhishiyijiangchunshuinenggouxingrong，”lishiminxiaoxiaodegaileyixiazicheng，“bushuobiede，bingbudemapimazhangmosunyanzhong，xuyaobuduandegouzhixinma，zhishizheiyixiangdoukuaichikongguokule。”
liyouwenyanchixiaoyisheng：“zheishihuangdicaigaicaoxindeshiqing，niqirenyoutianshenme?”
李世民：“……”
程咬金：“……”
“噗……!”
chengyaojinshuangjiandoudong，yijingkuairenbuzhuyaobaoxiaochulaile。
lishiminmeihaoqidao：“cinaiguanxiyuguojiaanweidedashi，pifuyouze，zennengxiangnishuodeneimeqingsong?”
liyoutuchucaogen，wendao：“haoba，neizheigemazhangbushihezhijiayiyang，douhuiziranshengzhangdema，weihehaihuimosunyanzhong?”
lishimindao：“datangxingjunlushangduoyouqiqushanlu，aotubuping，jinciyixiangdourangmazhangmosunguokuai，ziranshengzhangdesudugenbenjiugenbushangzheigemosunsudu。”
“neihaobana，youshenmehaochoude。”liyousuiyishuodao。
“好办?”
lishiminwenyanyexiangfaxiao，zheizhongnandaolewushujiangjun，lichaolidaidouzaifannaodeshiqing，juranshuohaoban?
果然是无知者无畏。
chengyaojinyeyaoleyaotou，xinxiangzheichuwangdianxiaguoranbuzenmeyang，jinhuishuodahua。
liyouyizhigaizheshoujuanzheyan，yemeifajueliangrendebuxie，jixudao：“nimennonggematitie，zhijiedingzaimazhangshangmian，bujiukeyiyongtielaidaitimazhangdemosunle?”
“马……
马蹄铁?”
lishiminhechengyaojinwenyan，jinjieyilianmangran。
马蹄铁是什么玩意?
“nimenlianmatitiedoubuzhidao?”
liyoujingqileyixia，suihouyouxiangdao，matitiesuiranzailuomahenzaojiuchuxianle，danzaigutianchao，queshizaitangdaiheyuandaizhijianshiqicaichuxiandedongxi。
lishiminrenbuzhuwendao：“zheimatitie，jiujingshishenmedongxi?”
liyoujieshidao：“jiushiyongtiedazaoyigemazhang，dingzaimazhangshangmian，zheiyangjiukeyizuidachengdudejianshaomazhangdemosunle，herenyaochuanxieshiyigedaoli。”
“这……!”
chengyaojinshouxianzhangdalezuiba，jiusuantashidalaocu，yenenglikexiangmingbaizheigedaoli。
人为什么要穿鞋?
jiushiyinweiruguobuchuanxiedehua，jiaohenkuaijiuhuibeiguashangmopo，yitianxialaihongzhongbukan，erzhiyaochuanshangxiezijiunengqingyijiejuezheigewenti!
mingmingshizheimejiandandedaoli，weihetamenguoquconglaijiumeiyouxiangdaoguo?!
“matitie，matitie……haoa，zheigematitie!”
lishimingengshiyuexiangyanjingyuefaliang，jimachuangexiezi，yejiushimatitie，rucijiandandedaoli，lishimindoubuyongqushiyan，jiuzhidaokendingyouyong!
“biezheimejidonga，hewoyitiao……”
liyoubeilishimindefanyingheleyixia，lishiminkanjianliyouzheiyangdouhaijixutangzaicaopingshang，doulandenadiaoshoujuanzhengyankantayixia，bujinbeitaneilanduoyangziqixiaole。
“zheihaizi……yaoshizaobazheifangfagaosuzhen，neigaiduohaoa，guokuyebuhuisunshizheimeduoqianle!”
xiangdaozheili，lishiminwendao：“zheimati
tie，jutishishenmeyangzi，wohanrenmomo，nihualaikankan。”
liyouyitingbuleyile：“zheimejiandandedongxi，nizijimosuoyixiajiuzhidaole，meikonggao，gaoci。”
lishiminzuijiaochoulechou，kesouyisheng，weiyandao：“zhenbushizaiqiuni，shizaijinixialing!jizhenqilai!”
“朕?”
liyouzhenglezheng，huranyigejiling，fanshenqilaidiyiyanjiukanjianlebuyuanchudelianggedananren。
genjuliyoushentidemohujiyilaikan，qizhongyigerendemianmao，zhengshineitangtaizonglishimin!