不方便！
真的不方便！
naerjiuturanmaochulaigexiaomeiniuer，zenmejiulaizaizijijialibuzouleni？
pingriliyutuguhunzhouxuanjiuhaojinlezhangmudabanjingli，haidetengchugongfulaichulizhengwu，zhangmunahaiyoujingligudeshangzheiweixiaozuzong？
ruofangzaichuanyuezhiqian，zhangmunengkaixinsi！
kexianzaidehua……haishisuanleba。
zhenggesongzhouyichengsanxianbaixingdemingmaidouqianzaizijishouli，zhangmuzenmeshuoyeshizheiyifangdeguanyuan，naganyoubandianxiedai？
gengzhuyaodeshi，zheixiebaixingbasuoyoudexiwangdoujituozailetadeshenshang！
neixieshiwangdeyanshen，liunianqianneiyicijiugoule……
“buranzheiyang，nixianhuijia，daoshihoubanidiedailaiwotiniquanquanta。”
zhangmukusimingxiangzhe，haosiyigepianxiaoluolideguaidashuneibanyoudao。
“chengqinzheizhongshiqingjiangjiugeniqingwoyuan，doushenmeniandaile，zenmehaibizijiadeguinvjiabuxihuanderenni！”
“jiushi！wodiejiushigedahuaidan！”
lilizhihenshizantongdedianlediantou，erhouyoukuaisuyaotou。
“nixiuxiangpianwozou，wojiushibuzou！”
草！
油盐不进呢！
“bao！daren，chengwaitujuemazeilaiwobudaqiufenglaile！wangzhangshihesunjiangjunyijingganqule，qingninsusuquximentongchoudaju。”
hude，xianqianneifubingchuangjincishifuhouyuan，shensecongmangdao。
“tujuemazei？tamengezhezanmenshiwanbaqianli，zaguolaide？”
zhangmumannaodaiwenhao，ruguoshuoshituguhunzeibinghaihaolijie，tujuerenlizhesongzhoushaoshuodejibaililuba！
“zanyebuzhidao，ninhaishiquqiaoqiaoba。”fubingyaoleyaotou，biantuiqule。
娘的！
当小爷好欺负是吧！
tuguhundezazhonglaiyejiubale，nitujuegouzeiyeganlai？
zhangmudangjiqishenbianwangwaizou，lilizhijianzhuangxianshiyizheng，suijicongzhuoshangzhuaqiyigenbaogu，xiaopaozhexiangzhangmuliqudefangxiangkuaizhui。
“shenmeqingkuang？tujuemazeizenmehuichuxianzaizanmenzheier？”
dengshangchenglou，zhangmushoudazhangpengrusunwukongneibanxiangchengxiawangqu，zhiqiaojianyuemosanqianyuqibing，zhengzaisongzhouchengbuyuanchulieduiduizhi。
“xiangbimurongshiyunneigouzeijiedaojiletujuebing，tujuezazhongmingweiwodatangchaogongshizelangziyexin！”
wangyuhesunkaiyizuoyiyouliyuzhangmushenhou，dengdaizhezhangmufahaoshiling。
“xingzhangde！balaoziyaodeliangshihenvrenjiaochulai，laozibianlvzhongtuiqu！”
jianzhengzhulaile，tujuebingdexiaotoumukuamashangqian，huiwuzheshouzhongwandaoduizhangmuyaowuyangwei。
“fouzechengpozhiri，sanribufengdao！”
“hei！ninainaigedatousunzide？”
zhangmudangjijiubuleyile，yihuishou。
“laosun，mazeilichengloubuzubaibu，nidaizhejujilianjixiaoyeshesizheiqunzazhong！jizhu，sherenbieshema！zheimadoushixiaoyede！”
“喏！”
dedaozhangmumingling，zhuanshenbachuyaojianhengdao，houdao。
“jujiliansusudagongjiuwei！sherenbushema，quwopoyuegonglai！”
“xingzhangde！kaolvhaolemeiyou，niyeyewodenaixingdouyaobeinimoguangle！”
jianzhangmujiujiubuhuiying，neitujuexiaotoumushouzhongwandaozhizhizhechengloushangdezhangmu，yuqilijinshiwanwei。
tanalizhidao，cikesunkaidagongmiaozhun，yanwangyeyijingzaiqiatadehoubojingzile！
嗖！
suizhesunkaiyijianshechu，neixiaotoumudoulaibujicanjiao，bianbeifeijianshechuanlenaodai……
neizhijianshechuanletujuexiaotoumudenaodaihoubingweitingxia，ershizhibenzhetahoufangerqu，zuizhongzhazaihoumianyipijunmadenaomenershang，lianrendaimafandaozaidi。
“聒噪！给我杀！”
daisunkaiyishenglingxia，buduandeyoutujuebingzhuimaerwang。
buduohuier，bianyoushangqianrensizailefeijianzhixia，duobandoushishechuannaodaiyijibiming。
“daren！zheixietujuemazeiyaotaole，rangwodaiqibingtuanchuchengquzhuiba！”
jianshengyudetujuemazeidiukuiqijiasisanbentao，sunkaishangqianxingliqingmingchuzhan。
“wozenmejiaonide？qiongkoumozhui……”
zhangmumeihaoqideyibazhangpaizaisunkaihounaomenshang。
“rangnibieshemabieshema，niyashibushixiale！diyijianjiushesilexiaoyeyipijunma！”
yuexiangyueqi，yuexiangyueqi，zuihouzhangmuwuzhexiongkouaihao。
“aiyou！xiaoyedemayo！”
fangcaibaqiwailushafaguoduandedajiangjun，cikezedizhetoupeizhexiaolianzhanzaizhangmuqianmian，daqidoubuganchuanyisheng，zheizhijiaozaishenhoukenzhebaogukanxidelilizhidahujingqi。
zheidengyuxiadebenshi，jibianshitafuhuangyeburu……
“chabuduole，laosun，daidixiongmenxiaqudasaozhanchangba。mapidouqianhuilai，siledeyetuohuilai，wanshangjidixiongmengaishanhuoshi。”
jiankuijunbujianlezongji，zhangmuzheifangcaizhangtanyishengfenfudao。
suizhesunkailingzheshibingqudasaozhanchang，lilizhiyezangbuzhule，jiandaohouzhezhangmuyizheng，suijiwen。
“nizenmegenguolaile？bushirangniquzhanganbanidiedailaishoushenma？”
“bu！wobuzou，nixiuxiangganwozou，woyaoniduiwofuze！”
lilizhishushiyubujingrensibuxiu！
zheihuayichukou，chengqiangshangliandaiwangyuzainei，suoyoujiangshikanxiangzhangmudemuguangzhong，douduoleyimoaimei。
“ai！fankeyiluanchi，huabukeyiluanshuoa！**shenmele，jiurangwofuze！”
zhangmuyeshiyizheng，erhouganmangbaishoujieshi。
“wobuguan，nijiudeduiwofuze！”
lilizhiyifumanhengbujianglidezitai，zhijiaozhangmubianwukebianyahuazidoukaishifasuanle。
“niyekanjianle，wosongzhouchengshishenmeqingkuang。jinerhaizhishixiaochangmian，ruotarishuwandajunlaixi，wozishennanbao，naerhaigudeshangni？tinghua，huijiaquba。”
zhangmulazhelilizhidegebo，kukoupoxin。
“wodeng，shisibaohucishifurenzhouquan！”
“wodeng，shisibaohucishifurenzhouquan！”
“……”
yebuzhidaoshinagebingpiziqilegetou，jinjiezhechengloushangbaokuochenglouxiadasaozhanchangdebingshi，dougenzherangrangqilai，redelilizhimanliantonghong，douyouxiebuhaoyisizaikanzhangmu。
刺史夫人？
好像还不错。
zhishaobizijineigecaobaobiaogeyaoqiang！
“qishenmehonga！doujixiaoyebizui，zairangrangwanshangmeiyoumarouchi！”
zhangmuyouxiediyubuzhucongsimianbafangtouzhuguolaidemuguang，qianqililizhijiuwangchenglouxiazou，shenhoudeqihongshengrengjiuqicibifu。
huidaolecishifuli，zhangmukanzhezijimianqianzheigexiudadadexiaoguniang，doubuzhidaogaizenmebanhao。
lilizhizeshixiaolianfenpupude，toumiaozhezhangmu，danzhiyaozhangmudemuguangtoulai，tabianhaixiudeduokai。
haoyigehuaichunshaonva……