erqiezaitanadaozheigeexinwanyizhihou，bianshangdeyiqianguanshunjianxiaoshi，takebuxiangzuokuibenshengyi。
“benyaobushiqingguoqingchengdemeinvma？！”
huapiyaozhenggetoudougongxianglewanjiezhimen，buguoyinweishufu，zhinengdengzheneiyishuangxuehongsededayan，jiangyangyuanqingkezaiyanli。
“bushia，bujiushitoufaxishu，meiyoumeimao……”
杨元庆说道。
“ting，jibenyaotingxia！biezaishuole！”
huapiyaosihou，neiyiduilizhuadoucongroulidanlechulai。
zheifangfoshizaijietadeshangbayiban，tazuihendejiushibeirenkandaozhangxiang，erqiehaibeirenxingrongchulai！
“nishizenmekandedaode！jiusuanshijichubuguoguandegaojidaoshidoukanbutou！nibuguoshiyigefanren！shenshangbandianlingqidoumeiyou！”
画皮妖抓狂地问道。
“e，zheigewoyebuzhidao，danjiushikanjianle……”
杨元庆挠了挠脑袋。
tayebuxiangkanjiana，taiexinle，nengxuanzesheibuxiangkanmeinvni？
buguotinghuapiyaozheimeyishuo，tazheiyanjingbujiushibijianshenmegaojiedaoshilema？
“jilaoniangbizui，jintiandeshierbunenggaosubieren，buranwonapashifanshanyueling，yeyaodaorenjieshaleni！”
huapiyaosongkailewanjiezhimen，ehenhendiweixiedao。
“xing，neinizheidanyaoyoushenmejihuidema？”
yangyuanqingzhizhedanyaowendao。
“meishenmejihuide，chufeiwoqujiechushushi，yihuozheshigaojiedaoshipochu，dangran，haiyouyixiexiangniyiyangteshudecunzai。”
huapiyaodingzheyangyuanqingdao。
“e，neijiuxing，youjihuixiacizaijian。”
yangyuanqingdianlediantou，zhuanshenzhunbeilikai。
erzheishi，wanjiezhimenyijingkaishiniuqu，huapiyaodeshenyingyebiandemohuleqilai。
“dengdeng，nizheijiuzoule？！chenxianzaimenhaimeiguan，nidejiwofadushi，bunenggaosubierenwodezhangxiang，dangran，woyebuhuirangnibaimanghuo，woqianniyigerenqing！”
huapiyaoshuangshoudazaikaishiniuqudewanjiezhimenshang，shuodao。
“啥，发毒誓？”
yangyuanqingtingxialejiaobu，kanxianglehuapiyao。
daobushitaxiangzou，ershixitongdeyaoqiu，jiaoyiwanjiurangtagundan。
danhuapiyaozheiyangdeyaohaishitouyicijian，jingranyaoqiuzaijiaoyiyici。
cishiwanjiezhimenyijingkaishisuoxiao，liangfangdoukuaikanbuzhebicile，zhinengtingdaoshengyin。
“shide，fadushi，zheiyangba，niyaoshigangaosubieren，neijiu**！”
huapiyaosisuoleyixia，shuodao。
“噗……”
yangyuanqingchadianmeishuaizhe，yuanlaigudaiyeshuozheimesundehua？
danyangyuanqinghaishianzhaohuapiyaodezhishi，faleyitongdushi，fanzhengzheishiwenzhuanbupeideshengyi，sheihuixianzhemeishierqugenrenshuogechounvni？
“henhao，xiaozi，woyijingjizhunideqiweierle，fanzhengdoushiyigechaodaide，ruoshinengjianzhemian，wozaihainizheigerenqing。”
huapiyaozuihouyijuhuachuanlai。
“我他妈！”
erhouyangyuanqingzhijiekefulekongju，henbudezuanjinwanjiezhimen，bahuapiyaojiuchulai。
zheinimaxitongshangshuoshidedaolehuapiyaoderenqing，dantajiushishuolezheihua，dierguanqianjiumeile！
yaoranglaoyangzhidaotajifenzhonghualesanqianguan，budegentaduanjuefuziguanxi。
zuihoumeibanfa，yangyuanqingcheguoleyangshouzhengzhenzangzaikufanglidecansijinbo，jiangneiniwanbaoguoqilai，chuaijinxiukou，jiezhejiuqumaofangxishouqule。
“yebuzhidaoneijiaqianjinnengbunengchidexiazheiyikelianpi……”
yongzaojiaozhengzhengxilesancizhihou，yangyuanqingcaiyilianxianqidishuaizheshou，congmaofangchulai。
“aiya，wodehaoerzi，nikesuanshichulaile……”
erzheishi，yangshouzhengjicongcongdipaoleguolai，toushangdehuntuomaodoukuaidiaole。
“zenmele，laoyang，huojihuoliaode，zanjiapochanle？”
yangyuanqingkanzheyangshouzhengyifulangbeimoyang，buyouwendao。
“ai，nizheixiaozi，shenmedoubieshuole，ganjingenwozou！”
yangshouzhengyebuguankufanglidaodishaoleduoshaoguantongqian，yibazuanzhuyangyuanqing，jiuwangwaibianpao。
“老爷，少爷！”
guanjiakandaoyangshouzhenggenyangyuanqingliangyezichulai，ganmangduanguomazha，gongliangrenrujiao。
“shenmedoubieshuole，ganjinzou！wanlejiulaibujile！”
yangshouzhenghuilehuishou，yebuzaihuzheixiexiarendeliyile。
zuozaijiaozili，yangshouzhenghaibuwangcuicuxiaren，“shikuaixie，quwangfu！”
kanzheyizhishouxiankailianzhangkanlukuangdeyangshouzheng，yangyuanqingjiuxiandewenrutaishan，suijiwendao：“laoyang，zanmenzheishizenmele，zheimezheji？”
“ai，yebuzhidaoshinalixieludefengsheng，xianyutongneigelaopifujingranzhaodaoleyigehaochengmiaoshouhuichundeshenyi，xianzaiyijingzaisizhenwangjiale，yaoshizhenrangtazhihaole，zanmenjianeijufangkeyouyaomeile！”
yangshouzhengyilianchouchangdishuodao。
“miaoshouhuichundeshenyi？”
tingdaozheihua，yangyuanqingdouxiaole。
tadoutingshuole，zheiweiwangjiaqianjinwentishichuzaizhangxiangshang，kebushishenyinengzhide。
“有什么可笑的？”
yangshouzhengbujie，daozuideyazidouyaofeile。
“laoyang，nijiufangyiwangexinba，zheiwangjiaxiaojieyaodeshizhengrongyisheng，erbushishenyi。”
杨元庆笑道。
嘶——
“aiya，laibujile，laibujile！”
machegangdao，yangshouzhengbianchezheyangyuanqing，huojihuoliaodichaozhewangfuzouqu。
yangyuanqingqueshibujinbuman，chenzheyangshouzhenggenwangfujiapudazhaohudeshijian，haizuoyoukanleyiyanwangfudezhuangshi。
zheiwangdakaibukuishiliupindaguan，dandanshimenkouliangzuoqipaideshizijiuyijingbideshangtamenyangjiayizhengniandelirunle。
“hehe，xiongtai，zheidiansuiyinbuchengjingyi，haiwangnigennijialaoyetonggaoyisheng，yangjiashouzhengxiequanziqiujian！”
yangshouzhenghenshixianshudejiangliangkesuiyinsaijinlelianggejiapudeshouxin，erhouxiaoxixidigonglegongshou。
benshiyilianlengmodejiapuduishiyiyan，dianledianshoushangdefenliang，luchulexiaorong，keqideshuodao：“yuanlaishiyangzhangju，qingshaodeng，wozheijiuqutongbaolaoye！”
shuozhe，qizhongyigejiapuzuanjinlefunei。
“haohaohao，haiqingxiongtaikuaixie！”
yangshouzhengdiantou，zaimenkouqiaoshouyipan。
“wokanyangzhangjushigeshizairen，wojiujinintigexingba，zheixianjiadezhangjuxianninyibu，dailailehuatuochuanrenyaozun，zheidatangchaojiumeitazhibuledebing！”
jiapuzuoguyoupanleyifan，suijishangqian，tongyangshouzhengfuerdishengdao。
yangshouzhengwenshengmeitouzhitiao，shuangtuiyiruan，zhijieyangjibianshangxinbuzaiyandeyangyuanqing，tanzailetadeshenshang。