第2章 摊上事情

benlaiganshouzhezijishouzhongjingrenchugandewo,haiyouxiemizui。

danshi,tingdaojiagezhihou,woshunjianjiuqingxingle,yanzhongluchubukesiyideshense:

“你说多少?”

wodeyanpitiaoleyoutiao,haobukuazhangdishuo,wozhijiejiuhanlechulai。

yaozhidao,neikeshijiushiniandaia,neigeshihoudesishikuaiqian,zhendebushaole。

wodangshizhendejiuyiweishishuangxiezile,renbuzhujinghuchusheng,xianzaixiangxiang,haishiyouxiexiangyaofaxiaode。

“真是有病!”

nvrenjianzhouweideneixierendoukanleguolai,liansebiandenankan,anmalewoyisheng,ranhoubiancongcongmangmangdilikaile。

dengdaowogehuilaihou,wogentashuolezheijianshiqing,woshifeichangyumen:

“ge,zheilixiezimaidezheimeguidema?”

“haha,shuonishishengguadanziba,renjiamaidenalishixiezi,shishenya!”

wogekandaowozheiyangshuo,renbuzhufangshengchaoxiao。

tingdaowogezheiyangshuo,wocaihouzhihoujue,nanguaigangcai。。。。。。

houlaiwocaizhidao,dongguanhaiyoulingwaideyigebiecheng,jiaozuo“xingdou”。

you“10wan**fulingnan,baiwanpiaokexiadongguan”zheijuhuashikeyizuozhengde。

dangran,zheizhideshi2014nianqian,zhihoujiudaweigaiguanle。

chulegangcaideshiqing,daoyeshibuqiguai。

wogejianggangcaimaidefanjilewoyifen,chiwanhou,lanleyiliangmotuo。

motuo,danshizaidongguanneigeshihoukeshifeichangliuxingde。

“quhuanghezhenxiaohecunneili。”

wogeshuoleyigediming,neirenjiukaidonglechezi。

sanrenzuozaimotuoshangmian,lveweiyouxiejile。

wozuozaiwogedehoumian,youxieqiguaideganjue,buzhidaoshibushixinlizuoyong。

yilianggexiaoshihou,daodalemudedi,shiyigezhengzaishigongdechangsuo。

zhouweishibeitiepijiweileqilaide,liuzhemenkou。

pangbianshibijiaohuangliangde,yuganglaizheigedifangdedenghuohuihuangshilianggemoyang。

suiranwaimianyoudianhei,danshigongdilimianhaishibijiaoliangde。

wogedaizhewojinqu,ranhouduizheshoumenderenshuoleyifanhua。

shoumenrenyuanlikai,womenlianggezaimenwaidengzhe。

bujiuzhihou,laileyigechuanzhehuiseduanxiu,shencaiyongzhongdezhongniannanzi。

“liangge,zheigeshiwodi,nikankanzheishencai,zheitiaojian,wojidelaomahaoxiangyoudianlaole,buru,wodiyaodebuduo,bilaomadiyixiejiuxing。”

wogekandaolairenhou,yeshilikejiuyingleshangqu,ranhounachuyiheyan,rangleyigen,taohaodeshuodao。

“shibucuo,kelaomagenwozheimeduonian。。。。。。”

neigejiaozuolianggedenanzidalianglewoyiyan,suihouzhuangzuoweinandeshuodao。

“liangge,zheishiwodeyidianxinyi。。。。。。”

wogecongzijidedoulinachulejizhangqian,saidaolelianggedeshouli。

“haha,nishuodedui,laomaneimedanianjile,shigaixiuxiyixiale,mingtianrangtagenzhenishanggong。”

lianggeshouleqianhou,likejiubianlelian,pailepaiwogedejianbangdao。

“haolei,xiexieliangge。”

wogetamenliangrenyouhanxuanleyizhen,zheicaifenkai。

“ge,gangcai。。。。。。”

dangwogelaidaowoshenbiandeshihou,worenbuzhuxunwen。

“niyaojizhu,youqiannengshiguituimo,yenenggoushimotuigui。”

wogelianshangdaizheyansudigenwoshuodao,zheigeshihou,tadeyanzhongdaizheshenchen,rangwoyouxiekanbutou。

wochenmoxialai,ganglaidaogongdi,wogejiujiwoshangleyike。

gangcaiyaoshimeiyouwogeneiyangzuo,wokongpayebuhuidingtineigelaomadeweizhi。

wogejiwodaidaolegongrendepengzili,limiandoushihanchouwei。

wogejiwozhaodaoyigeshaoweiganjingdedifanganzhixialai,kandaowozhoumeideyangzi:

“niyaoshishoubuledehua,mingtianwojiusongnilikai,qianshihaozhuan,danshidechiku。”

“meishi,woshoudezhu!”

wokanzhege,yilianrenzhendihuida。

diertian,wojiugenzhewogebanzhuan。

laobanjiwokaichulaidejiageshiyitianshier,wogedeshiyitianershiwu。

woshenzhidouhuaiyishiwogechoulewodegongzi。

zhishi,zheigeyangziwoyijinghenmanzule。

zaiwomenneilineigechang,yitiandegongzicaisankuai,zaizheigedifang,wodegongziyijingshifanlejifanle。

anwendiganlejitianhou,xiayu,zanshixiugongyitian,wogeshuowodetoufazhangle,yaoliyili,congtouzuorenma。

meixiangdaodeshi,haizhenbeiwogeyiyuchengchen。

laidaozhenzishangdefalang,huanghezhenzenmeshuoni,diliweizhiyouyue,zhuazhuledongfeng,jingjifazhanshibijiaokuaide。

zaigaoloudeyinyingxia,huoyuezhehenduodefalang。

menshimeiyouguande,touguomennengkandaohenduochuanzhebaoludenvren。

wodangshihaiyihuoweishenmezaizheigedifangmeiyounandelifashini。

houlaiwocaizhidao,falangshenmede,qishijiushiyigehuangzi。

wogefeichangshuliandidaiwochuanguoyigegejiedao,ranhoujiangwodaidaoleyigexiaodanganjingdefalangli。

“xiaolan,jitianbujian,youpiaoliangle!”

gangjinmen,wogejiuduizheyigekangkaiqiefuyudenvrendaleyigezhaohu。

neigejiaoxiaolannvrendetuishangchuanzheheisi,toufabijiaozhang,chengshufengman,shifendefengyu,manyouweidao,dagaiershiwusuizuoyou。

“wugeyoulaizhaogurenjiashengyile,renjiaxiangsinile!”

xiaolanluchuwumeidexiaorong,zhanqilaidiadiasajiao,ranhoulaidaowogemianqianjiuyaoshuliandixiangxiamo。

“keke,zhengjingdian,wodihaizaini,xianjitalifa。”

wogejianzhuangkesouleyisheng,tixinghoumianhaiyourenni。

“好俊的弟弟。”

xiaolankandaowohou,zhaohuwozuodaozuoyishang。

xiaolantiwojiantoufadeshihou,rouruandexiaoshoushibushiluanmo。

让我一阵心神荡。

wozheigemoyang,daoshiredexiaolanyizhenhuazhiluanzhan。

jiwojianwanletoufazhihou,wogeshuorangxiaolanquerloujita**,dengyihuierrangwoyetiyanyixia。

woxinxiangzheishiqingea,shenmehaoshidounengxiangzhewo。

zhishi,meidaowufenzhong,erloujiuxiangqileshazhubandejiaosheng:

“jiuminga!sharenle!”

wotingdaoshengyinhou,yeshilimabenshangleerlou。

quekandaolerangwomengbideyimu。

wogeheneigejiaoxiaolandenvrendoumeiyouchuanyifu,niudazaiyiqi。

haimeidengwojixuwangxiaxiang,jiutingdaowogedashengdihan:

“nixiabuxiaqu,yaoburan,buyaoguaiwobukeqile!”

“nihaixiangzenme?youbenshishalewo!”

xiaolanyeshibupawogedeweixie,jixujiuchan。

houlaicaizhidao,xiaolanshiyaozhangjia,wogebukenji。

“你TM找死!”

wogeshuowanzheijuhua,shunshoujiuchaoqilediaozaidishangdeyanhuigang,ranhouzhijiezazailexiaolandetoushang。

xiaolandunshitoupoxueliu,meiyouledongjing,shengsibuming。。。。。。

“啊!杀人了!”

turan,yigebuzhidaoshenmeshihoushanglaidenvrenhanlezheiyangyisheng,ranhoujinghuangdixialelou。

wokandaozheiyangdeqingkuang,naozizhishengxialeyijuhua:

完了,摊上事情了!