“bixiashuzui，chenzhishiyishiqingji。”
“bixia，ninnandaowanglezuoye，cinvzhiwu，ninkeshizanbujuekoua。”
yuwenhuaimanlianduixiao，kanzheqinxuanhuanhuankaikou。
tashifenlejieyanqiandezheigefeiwuhuangdi，zhiyaozheifeiwuhuangdinengxiangqizuoyedeneijinghongyiwu，biandingranhuihuixinzhuanyi。
erqie，zheixienianle，zheigefeiwuhuangdi，duiyuzijidehua，jihushuoshiyantingjicongyebuweiguo。
zhibuguo，rangyuwenhuaimeiyouxiangdaodeshi，zheiyici，tashisuanle！
tingzheyuwenhuaidehua，qinxuanlianshang，dunshilouchuleyisihuangranzhise。
kandaoqinxuanzheifushenqing，yuwenhuaidunshixinzhongdeyi，zuijiaoshangguashangleyimozidezhise。
heng，zheigefeiwu，haishizheimehaohunong。
zhishibuzhixiaomeijinriweiherucibulizhi，jingranganzhuashangzheigefeiwuhuangdi。
rucichongdong，xianxiehuailejiazudaji！
yuwenhuaidunshizebeidekanxiangle，haizaijinghuangshicuozhizhongdeyuwenyanran，erhouyoukanxiangleqinxuan，huanhuankaikou。
“呵呵……”
“nimendoutuixiaba，bixiayijingyuanliangtale。”
yuwenhuaihuishou，lianggejiazheyuwenyanrandexiaotaijiandunshigongshentuiqu。
kandaozheiyimu，weixiandemeitoudunshizhouchengleyigegeda。
唉……
zheiyuwenhuaiyouzaitibixiafahaoshiling！
zheiyijingbushidiyicile，zuikepadeshi，lianbixiajingrandouyijingxiyiweichangle。
weixiankanzhewudongyuzhongdeqinxuan，dunshilianlianyaotou。
erduimiandeyuwenhuai，quexiaodeyufadedeyi。
“陛下！”
“zheixuanfeiyishishiguanzhongda，wanwanbukequanbunarufeizizhilie。”
“chenzhidaobixiaxiangjiangzheixiemeirenjinjieenchong，suoyichenweibixiaxiangleyigewanquanzhice。”
“bixia，zheishichenweibixianidingdexuanfeimingce，shierweipinfei，chenyibangbixiaxuanhao。”
“zhiyushengxiazhiren，keyiquanbuyicairenshenfen，rangtamenrugong，dengbixiamanmanenchong。”
“ruciyilai，bixiadingrankejiangzheibaiweimeiren，jinjieenchong，haibuhuizaodaobaiguanjianyan，rebixiaxinfan。”
yuwenhuaishuowan，bianjiangshixianzhunbeihaoledexuanfeimingce，shuangshoufengshang。
qinxuanzuijiaodexiaoyiyufanongyu，yibabianjieguoleyuwenhuaishoulidexuanfeimingce。
laotaijianweixiankandaozheiyimu，dunshixinzhongyizhenfenkai，lianlianyaoshou。
唉……
bixiaxianzai，jingranlianxuanfeizheizhongshi，doutingzheiyuwenhuaidele。
rucixiaqu，zheikeruheshihaoa！
erqinxuan，quekanyemeikanshouzhongdemingceyiyan，fanerkanzheyuwenhuai，fachuleyizhendaxiao。
“hahahahahahahaha……”
“好！”
“haoa！zhenshihaojile！”
tingdaoqinxuandedaxiaosheng，yuwenhuaiyelianmanggenzhexiaoleqilai，xinzhongyufadeyi。
hehe，zheifeiwuhuangdi，xianzaidaoshiyuelaiyuehaohunongle。
ruciyilai，womenyuwenjiadejihua，huoxukeyitiqianfadongle！
jiuzaiyuwenhuaixinzhongdeyishi，qinxuanturanzhizhulexiaosheng。
啪！
yijierguang，henhenchouzaileyuwenhuaidelianshang，rangyuwenhuailianshangdedeyizhiseshunjianninggu。
“好你个宇文怀！”
“真是狗胆包天！”
turuqilaideyijierguang，rangyuwenhuaizhijiemengbi。
自己……
zijijingbeizheigefeiwuhuangdijidale！
yixiangduizijiyantingjicongdefeiwuhuangdijingrandaleziji！
yuwenhuaiyilianmengbidekanxiangyijingmanmiannurongdeqinxuan。
“……陛下”
“臣……”
“给朕住嘴！”
“sheiyunxuni，keyizhanzhegenzhenshuohuade！”
“给朕跪下！”
qinxuanyishengnuhou，putongyisheng，mengbideyuwenhuaishunjianguidaozaidi。
tongshiguidaozaidide，haiyoudadianneidebaiweimeiren。
“yuwenhuai，nizhenshihaodadegoudan！”
“sheiyunxunitizhenfahaoshilingde？”
“zhenshuoguoyuanliangtalema？”
“haiyou，nigaosuzhen，cicixuanfei，shizhenxuanfei，haishinixuanfei？”
“mingcedoujizhennidinghaole，sheijinidezheigegoudangenquanli！”
shengshengnuhoucongqinxuankouzhongchuanchu！
yuwenhuaietoudunshimaochuleyicenglenghan，tabumingbai，yixiangduizijiyantingjicongdefeiwuhuangdi，jintiandaodizenmele。
“陛下……”
“bixiaxinuabixia！”
“chengaisi，shichenzizuozhuzhangle，chengaisi，wangbixiaxinu，xinuabixia！”
yuwenhuaiganmanglianshengqiurao，danaokaishifeisuyunzhuan，gairuhebujiu。
raner，qinxuanquemeidasuanjitabujiudejihui！
“哼！”
“gounucai，niyezhidaonigaisi？”
“来人！”
“yuwenhuaiqijunwangshang，shanzitizhenfahaoshiling，ranzhineigong，duizhenbujing！”
“tuoxiaqu，xianjizhenzhangzeershi！”
qinxuandenuhoushengchuanchu，yipangdeweixianshunjiandaxi。
yuwenhuai，weixianzuomengdouxiangbaletadepi，zheiyixia，bapidejihuilaile。
zuirangweixianxingfende，haishiqinxuan。
太好了！太好了！
zheigejianchen，zaojiugaisile！
zaiwushexindihuanhunahandetongshi，yuwenhuaiyijingbeirentuolechuqu。
“陛下……”
“恕罪啊陛下！”
“chenyishihutu，yishihutuabixia。”
“陛下恕罪啊……”
yuwenhuaibeituolechuqu，tadeqiuraosheng，quehaihuidangzaidadianzhizhong。
dadianzhinei，gangcaideyimu，hehuailedadianneidebaiweimeiren。
tamenguizaidishang，yigegejiaoquzhibuzhudedoudong。
qinxuannazheshouzhongdemingce，kanyemeikan，yibapaojileweixian。
“zheifenmingdanshangderen，quanbuganchugongzhong。”
“haiyou，niqinziweizhentiaoxuanshierrenrugongweifei，duzhuchaochenmendezui。”
qinxuanshuowan，weixiandunshiyileng，erhoujieguomingce。
shuowanzhihou，qinxuanzhuanshenbianzou，erweixianzegenzaiqinxuanshenhou，liangrenzhijiechuleganlindian。
dianwai，qinxuandaizheweixian，errenhuanbuqianxing。
“weixian，yuwenhuainiqinziqushoushiba，faxieyixienizheixienianxinzhongdenuhuo。”
“haiyou，yuwenyanranyeyaofangzaishierbinfeizhilie。”
“ta，zhenhaiyoudayong。”
qinxuanhuayuluodi，weixianxinzhongdunshiyizhenjikai。
bixiarangzijifaxiexinzhongnuhuo，yuanlai，bixiajingranzheimezaiyizijideganshou。
太好了！
陛下终于醒悟了。
daweiyoujiule，youjiulea！
“bixiafangxin，nucaidingranjiangyiqieanpaituodang。”
“只是……”
“zhishibixianindongleyuwenhuai，yuwenjianeibiankongpa……”
weixianyuyanyouzhi，qinxuandunshixiaoleqilai。
“呵呵……”
“rangyuwenyanranjingong，bianshizhenjiyuwenjiadejiaodai！”
“buran，niyiweizhenweiheyaorangtarugong，yinweitantutademeisema？”