端午节当天,被老婆当做初恋的大蛇把女儿活吞第一章

第一章

duanwujieneitian,laoposiyangdedashechadianbanverhuotun。

woyongleshijinxionghuangfencaibatajitui。

wobaozhequanshenzhongdu,hunshenxianxuedenverzhunbeijiuyishi,quebeilaopotanglilanxia:

“songduanru,nichicuyegaiyougexiandu,ninandaobuzhidaozheitiaosheshixuchensihousuohua?”

“tarendouyijingsile,nizenmejiuzheimedaidu,liantadesheshendourongbuxia?xianzaihaidaizhenverpeiniyiqiyanxi,youwanmeiwan!”

tanubukee,jiangdashedaizouzhiliaohoubawomensuozaizaidixiashiyishichengjie。

houlaiwoyongshouzasuiboli,banversongjinqiangjiushishi,quezaivipbingfangkandaotahedashemianhongerchidechanzaiyiqi,shuocongweiaiguowo。

zheiyiciwomeiyouliulei,zhishixiangtataohuizuchuandexionghuangxiangzhu。

是时候,该走了。

1

shoushushidedengguangyidiandianandanxiaqu,woshuangshouduosuodexiangjizijidiangenyan。

xiongkoujianruidetongyirangwojijinhunjue,lianhuxidoushizhixideteng。

tanglaotaitaiguizaiqiangjiushidemenkou,butingdenianzheshoulidefozhu。

duishangwoxuehongdeyanjing,tadelianshangxiemanlexintengyukuijiu:

“guye,nifangxin,nuonuoyidingjirentianxiang!”

suihoutazhongzhongdetanlekouqi:

“xiaolizhenshiguimixinqiaole,tiantianbaozheyitiaoshejiaoxuchen,neigeyoutoufenmiandepianzifentoudecaozaodousanchigaole!”

“heng,taneigedidixuyangengbushigedongxi,chengtianjiezhexuchendemingyinianzaixiaolideshenbian,haohaoyigejiadoukuaibeitajiaosanle!”

suijizhanweiweideqishen,duizhebaobiaonuhe:

“xiaolixianzailianwodedianhuadouganbujiele,nimenbatajiwobangguolai!”

suihouqingqingdepailepaiwodejianbang:

“duanru,nainaibuhuirangnihenuonuobaishouweiqu。”

“dengxianeigesiyatouguolai,worangtaguixiagennidaoqian!”

xujiu,baobiaohuilai,kenaliyoutanglideyingzi。

tanglaotaitaigangyaofahuo,baobiaoganjinnaguolaiyigedalihe:

“laotaitai,zheishida**songjiguyededali。”

“tateyidingzhu,xuyaoguyeqinqi。”

tanglaotaitaibingmeizhuyibaobiaoguaiyideshense,fanersongleyikouqi:

“zheiyatouzongsuanshimeihutudaojia!”

“duanru,xiaolikendingshizhidaozijicuole,suoyicairangrendaidongxilaigennidaoqian。”

“douguaiwobatachonghuaile,danshinainaizhidaotaxinlishiyounihenuonuode。niyekanzainainaidemianzishangduobaorongtayixia,kuaidakaikankanba!”

womamudechelechezuijiao,jianghezidakai。

yishunjian,tanglaotaitaidexiaoyijiangzailelianshang。

limianjuranshiyidaduiyongguodean**。

lingrenzuooudebaizhuoyetihaiweiganhe,limiandepingbanzidongbofangzhetahexuyandexianzhijishipin。

chongmanqingyudeshengyinzaijijingdezoulanggewailiaoliang,qidetanglaotaitaichadianyundao。

tagangxiangkaikou,tanglixixuedeshengyinconglimianchuanchulai:

“songduanru,nidaodiyouwanmeiwan!neitiaosheshixuchendehuashen,zenmekenenghuiyoudu?”

“nibujindaizhenverhunao,haicefannainaigenniyiqisahuang,zhenshirangrenexin!”

“nirongbuxiaxuchen,gengshibaxuyanyedangzuoyanzhongding。tahaizhishigedaxuemeibiyedehaizi,naliredaonile!”

“nibushizhengtiandouhuaiyiwohexuyanzhijiandeguanxima,wosuoxingjiurangnikangegou!zenmeyang?xuanzhedexinshibushizhongyusile?”

......

“pa”deyisheng,tanglaotaitaishoulidefozhudiaozailedishang。

zheiyike,woduitadeai,hewozuoweinanrendezunyandoubeitayongjiaocaizaidishanghenhenmoca。

“jiamenbuxing,jiamenbuxinga!”

tanglaotaitailaoleizongheng,henhendechuidazijidexiongkou。

我缓缓的低下头。

renzheneixindequruhecitongdandanshuodao:

“随她去吧。”

zheishishoushudengximie,yishengzoulechulai。

“baoqian,haizizhongdutaishen,suoyoudeqiguandouyijingshuaijie。”

tamanlianyihandekanzhewomen:

“yaoshizaosonglaiyigexiaoshi,haiyoubanfa,kexile......”

woliansecangbai,touyunmuxuan。

zheishinuonuodeshiticongqiangjiushilimiantuilechulai。

wodiediezhuangzhuangdepadaotuilachuangqian,xiaoxinyiyidedakaimengzaitashenshangdelvbu。

zheiyishunjian,wozaiyekongzhibuzhuzijideqingxu,bengkuidaku。

tacongqian**dexiaolianliuxialelianggejudadechihen,quanshenqingzizuichunfahei。

yishengshuozhonglezheizhongshedu,huihunshenjingluan,tongbuyusheng。

dangdusumanyandaowuzangliufudeshihou,shenzhilianmayaodoubuqizuoyong。

yejiushishuo,wodenverzaishengmingdezuihouyike,shibeihuohuotongside!

tajinwodexiaoquantouzhijianshenshendeqiazairouli,liuxiajitiaoxuehen。

tadangshigaiyouduomejuewang!

tanglaotaitaishoubulezheige**,zhijieyunleguoqu。

zheishinuonuozaiqiangjiushisantiandoumeichuxianguodetanglipotianhuangdejiwodaledianhua:

“songduanru,zhidaocuolemei?”

“wozheiyicihexuyanzaiyiqi,shiyinweiniweilezhengchongjuranjiaonvershuohuang,buhaohaochengfaniyixia,sheizhidaonixiacihaihuizaihaizishenshangzuoshenmewenzhang!”

tadeshengyinzhongtouzhejifenyonglan,sihubingbujuedezijizuocuoleshenme:

“niganjinhuilaibangwodaiyihebiyunyao,xiaoyanjiushinianqing,zhetengyitianlianghettdoubugou......”

“duile,denghuiernuonuohuijianijiaotagenxiaoyandaogeqian,xiaoyanqixiaolewojinwanjiuhaohaopeinimenchiyidunfan......”

yiqiangnuyizaiwodexiongkouhengchongzhizhuang,wodeqingxuzaiyicibengkui:

“nuonuoyijingsile,sile!jiusizainiyangdeneitiaodashezuili!”

dianhuaneibianshiliangjiudechenmo。

wodingledingshen,pingjingdeshengyinzhongdaizheposui:

“tangli,womenlihunba。”

2

guolehenjiu,dianhuaneibianchuanlaiyishengchixiao。

“songduanru,nixiguole。”

“niyihuiershuonversile,yihuieryouyaolihun,daguojiedezheimezhetengnileibulei?”

“wobushigennishuoguolema,wogenxiaoyanzhiyouzheiyici,zhiyaoniyihouhaohaoduidaixuchenhexuyan,woyebaozhengbuhuibaxiaoyanzaidaidaojializuozheishi。”

“xingle,wojinitaijienibiebuxia,lihun?nishedema!”

dianhuaneitouchuanlaimangyin,wodixiatou,chuileiwuyan。

zheijiushiwonamingaileshiniandenvren。

zhengzhengshinian,wodeaizaitayanlijiuxiangmenkoudelajiyiyangnabuchushou。

guoranshitiangoutiandaozuihou,yiwusuoyou。

wohongzheyanjing,huiletangjia。

jirantayuanyitongxuyanheyitiaosheshenghuozaiyiqi,neiwozirangairangwei。

zhishi,tashoushangdaideneitiaoxionghuangxiangzhushiwojiachuandebaowu。

jirantangliyijingbushiwodeairen,woziranyaobaxiangzhudaizou。

jinmenhou,wozidonghulvelemandidelangjie,qufangjianshoushizijidedongxi。

jianwomeiyouzhiwentahexuyandeguanxi,tangliyouxieyiwai。

wobalihunxieyishufangzaitademianqian:

“nuonuoyijingsile,zheigejiawoyemeishenmekeliuliande。”

“qianleta,wojingshenchuhushenmedoubudaizou。”

“danshi,nishoushangdexiangzhushiwomuqinchuanjisongjiaerxide,haiqingnibatahaijiwo。”

tanglinaguoxieyi,zhijiediuzailedishang。

“songduanru,ninaozishibushibeimenjiale?nishixiwangwogenniwanzhuifuhuozangchangma,bietianzhenle。”

“wogaosuni,shibuguosan,zaiyouyiciwoyidinghuilimaqianzi。”

woyanshenkongdong,baxieyicongdishangjianqilai,jueqiangdefangzaitayanqian。

唐梨气结:

“宋端儒!”

zheishixuyanyixiazizhuazhulewodeshou,kanzheneitiaoguanzailongzilidedasheyanzhonghanlei:

“宋哥,对不起。”

“woxianzaijiudaizhewogezou,nikeqianwanbieyinweiwomenxiongdiguaitanglijiejie。”

woshoushangchuanlaiyizhencitong,bennengdehuilehuishou。

xuyanyixiazidiezuodishang,liansebangbaidewuzhezijidejiaohuai。

wohaimeifanyingguolaizenmehuishi,lianshangailezhongzhongdeyibazhang。

tanglibukezhixindekanzhewo:

“songduanru,nifengleshibushi!”

“nizhiqianjiuyongxionghuangfenchadianbaxuchendusi,xianzaihaibaxiaoyantuidao,tabannianqianniushanglejiaoxianzaihaimeihaoni!”

xinzangchuzaicichuanlaijutong。

womozhezuobianleixiahaimeiyouwanquanzhanghaodeshangkou,ganjuehuxibuchang。

yigeyueqian,tangliweilexuyangenrenzaijiubaqilezhengzhi,beirenzhuizhenadaokan。

wocongcongganlai,titashengshengailezheiyidao。

wozaizhongzhengjianhushitangleyizhoucaijianhuilaiyitiaoming。

ketajideyinianqianxuyanniushanglejiao,quexiangbuqiwoyigeyueqiantitaaidao。

wobujinwenziji,zhendezhidema?

jianwochenmo,tanglisihufalehen:

“songduanru,guixia,genxuchenhexiaoyandaoqian!”

wodakouchuanzhecuqi,lenghanlinli:

“做梦。”

tanglijianwobuxiangwangchangneiyangduitayantingjicong,likeshichuleshashoujian:

“ruguonibudaoqian,neiwoxianzaijiuzailihunxieyishangqianzi。”

wenredeyanleiningjiezaiyankuang,woshengyindichen:

“好。”

tanglilengleliangfenzhong,fachuyishengchixiao:

“songduanru,huantaolule?”

“kexi,womeineimerongyibeininanie。jiusuanxuchenbianchengleshe,tazaiwodexinlihaishiyongyuandiyi!”

shuowantazaiwoxinzangdeweizhizhongzhongdetileyijiao。

“zheidoushiniqiantade。”

womenhengyishengguizaidishang,tengdetouhunyanhua。

“道歉!”

wojueqiangdekanzheta,bufayiyan。

“daoqian,worangnidaoqian!”

wowushengde**rangtanglijidupofang,tajianruidegaogenxieyixiaxiadecaizaiwodeshangkoushang。

woganjuezijidewuzangliufudouyijingpolie,yanqianyihei,yikouxuepenlechulai。

tanglikanzhezijishenshangdexueji,yixiaziyouxiebuzhisuocuo:

“nizenmezheimesha......daogeqianbujiushenmeshidoumeilema?nizenmeliulezheimeduoxue,wosongniquyiyuan!”

xuyanzaiyipangkudeshangqibujiexiaqi:

“duibuqisongge,doushiyinweiwo,doushiyinweiwo......”

huameishuowanjuranyunleguoqu。

tanglijideetoushenchuxihan:

“xiaoyanbiepa,wosongniquyiyuan。”

woganjueyanqianyuelaiyuehei,qiushengyurangwobennengzhuazhutanglidetui。

tanglibunaifandebawoyijiaotikai:

“songduanru,xiaoyanmeiciqingxujidongdeshihoudouhuifufaxiaochuan!”

“douzheigeshihoule,niyigedananrenzaizheizhengfengchicu,nizhibuzhidaoxiaochuanyanzhonghuisirende!”

“nijiuxianhaohaodaizaizhei,wohuilaihuijinidaiyaode!”

kanzhetalikaidebeiying,yanleihunhezhexueshuiyidididezazaidishang。

xinzangchuanlaidetongrangrenyuelaiyuezhixi,woxiangmeiyoushuideyuyiyangdakoudehuxi,zuizhongwodeshoujuewangdezhualezhuakongqi,yunleguoqu。

3

tazheiyizou,ziranshibukenengzaihuilai。

wozhongyuhuifuleyidianliqi,jizijidale120。

wozaiyiyuantanglezhengzhengqitian,zheiqijiantangliconglaimeiyouchuxianguo。

wotongkuaidekuleyichang,jiudangshijininianshaoshiqichiredeaizuoleyichangdaobie。

zheishibinyiguanjiwodalailedianhua,gaosuwonuonuodeshitiyijingchulihao,rangwobaguhuinahuilai。

chulebinyiguandamen,ganggangchuyuandetanglaotaitaiyiliankuijiudezhanzaiwodepangbian:

“guye,nizhendejuedinggenxiaolifenkailema?”

womeiyoushuohua,zhishibanuonuodeguhuibaozaihuaili,zhongzhongdediantou。

tanglaotaitaitanlekouqi,bayizhangkafangdaowodeshouli:

“womentangjiaduibuqini,zheiwuqianwanxianjinnishouhao,jiudangshiwolaopoziduinidebuchang。”

woyaoleyaotou,bakahailehuiqu:

“nainai,wodangchuhetanglizaiyiqishizhendeaita,bingbushiweilezheige。bushuyuwodedongxi,woyiyangdoubuhuidaizou。”

jianwozhiyiruci,tangnainaizhinengshouhuiheika。

tayouyubanshanghuanhuankaikou:

“nuonuobijingshiwomentangjiadexuemai,woxiangjitabanyichangtimiandezangli,jinjinxinyi。”

wokanxiangtiankongdefeiniao,xinliwuweizachen:

“不必了。”

“wozhunbeibanuonuoanzangzaiwofumupangbian,youyeyenainaipeizhe,tazaixiamianyebuhuigudan。”

tangnainaizhangtanyisheng,zhuanshenlikai。

4

santianhou,wodaizhenuonuodeguhui,zhunbeizhaogejishianzang。

woganggangjiangzhuhuozhiqianfangxia,jiutingdaoshenhouchuanlaiyishengnuhe:

“songduanru,nishibushifengle!”

“woshuonizheijitianzenmezheimeanjing,yuanlaishizaizheidengzhewoni!”

“nixianzaijianzhishimeiyouxiaxian,weileboguanzhujuranjizijidenverbanzangli,nipeidanghaizidefuqinma?”

wohuitouyikan,shitanglidaizheyiqunrenqishixiongxiongdechongwozouguolai。

woshuangmuhongzhong,wunaidebanuonuodesiwangzhengmingfangzaitashouli:

“womeiyouxiangboguanzhu,nuonuozhendeyijingsile。”

“shinizheigezuomamadefangzonghaisileta!tazhongduhou,yuanbenhaiyoushenghaidejihui,shinibawomenguanzaidixiashilicuoguolezuijiadezhiliaoshijian!”

“nuonuobeibingtongzhemodeshihounizaiganshenme?nibaozheneitiaodasheyutahusuzhongchang,nimangzhehexuyanfanyunfuyu,niyounalipeidanghaizidemamale!”

tanglimeiyouxiangdaowodeyancirucijilie,tahuanlehenjiulaidaowodepangbian,buyoufenshuodejilewoliangbazhang。

“gounanren,xuchenyijingsilezheimeduonianle,nijuranhaiwangtadeshenshangpozangshui!”

“neitiaoshehexuchenyiyangzuishiwenrou,tabuhuiwuyuanwugudeshanghainuonuo。”

“yidingshinijiaonuonuozuoleshenmeshanghaitadeshiqing,tacaihuifankang。”

“wohetayiqishenghuolezheimejiu,xuchenyoumeiyouduwohaibuzhidaoma?ruguotabushixuyan,neiweishenmebuyaowo?”

wobeiqideyishijianbuzhidaoshuoshenmehao。

woshentishangweihuifu,zheiliangbazhangdadewotouyunmuxuan:

“tangli,tabushixuchen!”

“neitiaoshezainimianqianruciguaishun,shiyinweijupanishoushangdexionghuangxiangzhu......”

wohuahaimeishuowan,jiubeitadailaiderenyijiaotizaidishang。

tamenbuyoufenshuozoudaowodeshenbian,duizhewoquandajiaoti。

yizhenzhenduntongxijuanlewodequanshen,wodeerbianchuanlaiqingxideguliesheng。

woliansecangbaidequansuozaidishang,tuchuleyikouxue:

“tangli,wozhendemeiyoupianni,nikuaizhushou,zaizheimedaxiaquwohuiside......”

tanglizoudaowodeshenbian,yonggaogenxiecaizaiwodeshoushanglaihuinianya:

“shaozaizheizhuangle,nishentihaodexiangtouniu,naneimerongyisi!”

wozhuantoukanxiangneixiedawodexiaoliumang:

“nimensuiyidarenshiweifade,ganjintingshouwokeyijiwangbujiu。”

xiaoliumangduizhewoyizhenxixiao:

“xiangnizheizhongweilezhengchonglianzijinverdoukeyizuzhoudegounanren,jiuyinggaibeidasi!”

shuowanzaiciyiyongershang,dadewojinhuhunjue。

yanqianwotangzaidishangyidongbudong,weishoudehunhunhuangleshen:

“tangjie,tabushisileba?”

tanglihuilehuishou,rangrencongchelimiannachuyipinggaodubaijiu。

tajugaolinxiadezhanzaiwodemianqian,duizhewodeshangkousalexiaqu。

juliedezhuoshaoganrangworenbuzhuzaidishangchouchu。

tazuijiaoqinzhedandandechaofeng:

“装死装的不错。”

“xianzaizhidaopale?wozaoshuoguo,nverhexuchenshiwoshengmingzhongzuizhongyaoderen。”

“nibugainatamenyicicidetiaozhanwodedixian。”

tacongwodeshoulinachuguhuihe,zhizhewofumudefenmudaheyisheng:

“给我挖!”

“不要!”

woxinzhongyitong,zhengzhazhedangzaiwofumudefenqian。

woxiangfalefengyiyangdeyicicichongguoqu,queyoubeitamenyicicididuda。

wopazaidishang,juewangdekanzhetamenzasuilewofumudemubei。

“buyao!tangli,qiuqiunirangtamenzhushou。”

wopufuzaitadejiaoxia,rutongsangjiazhiquanyibanbutingdeaiqiu。

tangliyanzhongfuxianchulengyi:

“nigannaamaoagoudedongximaochongwonverdeguhui,jiubieguaiwofanlianwuqing。”

shuowanxiaoliumangwakailefen,jiangwofumudeguhuihenalechulai。

tanglidilegeyanse,wofumudeguhuiheshunjiansifenwulie。

“啊!”

suijitaqinshoudakainuonuodeguhuihe,xiangtiankongyipao。

wofachuleshengsilijiedekuhan,shenchushouxiangzhuazhutamendeguhui。

keshiyizhenfengchuiguo,yiqiedouyijingxiaosan。

zheishi,jiliangjingchehuxiaoerzhi。

wozaiyezhichengbuzhu,yanqianyiheiyunleguoqu。